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Watching Hannibal for the first time S2E7-E8

Episode 7

Will is free everybody, but given his mental state, maybe he should stay in prison. The boy is unwell, justifiably so. Miriam Lass, now equipped with a cool robot arm, also not doing well. However is still training with the FBI, after two years of psychological torment from Hannibal. We love a motivated queen.

Jack really shows up in this episode, before Will even leaves the asylum property. and is all like, "We're still friends right... Pookie bear come home the kids miss you." and Will still goes to the cabin where they found Miriam. Granted it is not for Jack, it's so he can catch Hannibal, and after sniffing around the Love Shack, Will diagnoses Hannibal as just being a whimsical little guy. He's just a theatrical little scamp. Where you see a living person Hannibal sees an art exhibit.

(Headcanon: Hannibal is a fan of Marina Abramovic.)

Anyway, Jack is now leaning toward Hannibal, maybe being the Ripper, especially after talking with Will. The Sassy Science boys even find a fingerprint that matches Hannibal's on a flower petal. Hey, you know who else fits the profile of the Ripper.

Now, they are correct, that being said. You find a fingerprint of the man, YOUR BEST GUY, has been pointing to for weeks, and just go "Know what? This other guy is also pretty whimsical." I won't completely fault them for this because Chiton on paper looks suspicious, especially considering his own unethical practice of implanting memories in people. Ignoring that...Chilton goes home and finds Gideon's body in his guest room.

Hannibal was clearly keeping Gideon alive, and sclicing pieces of him off like a leftover Christmas ham. I just feel the need to clarify that.

Chilton books it, but, Hannibal is already in the house. In his plastic murder suit. On top of this, there are two FBI agents outside, waiting for Chilton. Hannibal proceeds to knock out Chilton and super-murder the two agents. He then dips, leaving Chilton to hang with three dead bodies. Just like a goofy whimsical guy would.

Chilton is taken in for questioning, and Miriam freaks out, Is convinced this is the Ripper right in front of her and shoots him in the face.

...Oh also, Will tries to kill Hannibal, decides not to do that, but does want to continue seeing Hannibal for his therapy.

Because these two girls like to play 4D chess. Personally, I started eating the game pieces long ago and probably would have shot the bastard. But who am I to question art.

Side note. There's a moment between Alana and Will, and she's all mad that he tried to murder Hannibal from prison. Will's response is "Girl... ya boyfriend Eats people...please do not talk to me or my dogs ever again." He didn't say it out loud but I saw it in his eyes.

Ep 8

The fact that this GIF is not edited...and this was a real line from the show.

Now, I'm not a doctor or a veterinarian, but I don't think people go in horses. I am also fairly certain, that to put a person inside a horse would require breaking some bones. Then again, I eat chess pieces, so what do I know. We're gonna circle back to the horse incident first let's talk about Jack and Will

The episode opens with Jack and Will Ice fishing. Clearly, these too are talking about catching Hannibal. When I'm not busy shoving game pieces down my throat, I can catch on to obvious fishing metaphors. Isn't Jack's wife dying of cancer...could this conversation not happen over a phone call. Priorities Jack. Anyway, they take the fish to Hannibal, and he cooks them dinner. The way this man plates these fish is appalling an octopus is involved. Octopus and trout, how did it take these people so long to realize he's a lunatic.

They sit down to that horror show and have a little chit-chat about how their all friends, and Hannibal and Will are going to put the whole attempted murder behind them.

We also meet Margot Verger, of the Verger slaughterhouse, which is worth millions. She is justifiably traumatized because her brother Mason has been abusing her their whole lives. Abusing her in ways I won't describe here, but I trust you understand. Also, she is gay, and a woman, So her stupid dead sexist bigot father left everything to her brother because only straight people with penises can slaughter hogs.

Hannibal is her therapist, and she wants to murder her brother. Hannibal is very enthusiastic about that idea.

Also, her brother Mason, steals people's tears? and stirs them into his martinies? It is very silly and was certainly a choice the showrunners made.

Circling back to the horse thing. We meet Peter. A victim of a traumatic brain injury, who loves animals. Even though getting kicked by a horse was the reason for his injury. If anything bad happens to Peter I will rip this website asunder. DO NOT TOUCH HIM. So he did put a dead woman in a horse, to try and revive her. That is true. His social worker was murdering women and trying to blame Peter for it, but after Peter tells the police this. The social worker kills the horse that hurt Peter, just to be vindictive, before trying to murder Peter.

I WAS DEEPLY UPSET ABOUT THE HORSE DYING.

Anyway, Will and Hannibal show up, and as mentioned before, Peter has put his social worker in the horse. Will takes him aside to console him, and Peter confesses. He did not kill the guy before putting him in the horse...

This man... put another man. A LIVING GROWN ADULT MAN. Inside a horse. sewing him up inside. That man then bursts out of the horse, still alive, and where was Hannibal when all of this was happening.

Petting a sheep. In the barn. Just watching this man re-enact Alien. Even Hannibal seems to have a second of "Wow, this is happening" before telling the guy he would be better off in the horse. Will then storms back in and tries to kill the social worker but Hannibal stops him at the last second. Clearly impressed by Will's eagerness to kill.

...Seriously how big is a horse's womb...

On to the next episode

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Date - genderbent au

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"Alastriona, darling, tell me about your day." Rory said, as they were sat at a booth in a small cafe, having ran out of other meaningless dribble to speak of. In front of Alastriona was a coffee "as black as her soul" that had little grounds in it because she was feeling like an extra bit of bitterness today with a plate that had the specialty ham on rye bread. Not bad, lacked a bit of flavoring but otherwise passable for a sandwich.

Alastriona chuckled at his request, "there isn't much to tell, darling. Hotel business isn't all about managing people - it's paperwork, meetings.. blegh.." she looked at his face, seeing that adoring smile he always gave her. "Tell me about your day, dear."

The man chuckled as he was adding more sugar and cream to his tea and stirring them in. As to how he had no cavities, that was a miracle right there. "Aside from Susan causing trouble at the town meeting, nothing new occurred."

Rory had a plate of cake piled with strawberries and whipped cream in addition to his bowl of gumbo ("I want to try it to see how it measures up to the genuine article, darling." "If you end up liking that bowl of slop that dares compare itself to my cooking, I demand a divorce.") that had meat that tasted raw in a bad way and lacked the seasoning that Alastriona gave her dishes thus it was ignored and deemed slop.

Alastriona fought back a snort, rather unladylike noise honestly but especially in public with her husband, as she smiled at him in a similar manner to which he stared at her. "Well, that old hag never fails to ruin a moment."

They both laughed. Unaware they were being watched.

A sinner demon, their server, had seen the rings, and took a few snapshots - one of the two, and another two zoomed in on the rings.

Bingabonga added to timeline: Holy fuckking fuck!! Radio Demoness and Cannibal King on a date!?! And they're marrried!?!

She added the pictures and then resumed her job. Unaware of what she'd done.

--

Angel was scrolling through his phone, when he got a text from Cherri.

Cherri: hey, dipshit. what you know about this shit?? it's everywhere..

Cherri: [attached link]

Angel looked at it, and felt himself die again. He made a noise that drew everyone's attention.

"Angel?" Charlie was concerned, seeing the spider nearly foaming at the mouth.

The spider turned to Husk and Niffty, who had been playing a card game, looking out of his mind - and not in the usual way.

"Yous fucks know dhat Smiles is married to dhis fuckin' freak?" Angel showed them all his phone. Just in time for a ding to show another picture.

They had kissed. It looked like a chaste, quick, private kiss

"Fuck me to heaven and back." Husk said, not believing his eyes.

"Whoa! I can't wait to ask Miss Alastriona about this!" Niffty was grinning maniacally.

"Hang on - who the fuck would willingly pick Alastriona?" Vaggie asked. "I've heard of that guy's reputation for killing and eating his wife's after a time, so could that be it?" Should they do something? Don't get Vaggie wrong, she still had it out (derogatory) for Alastriona. But if this guy was a threat, they'd have to protect themselves and their friend from this man.

"No way!" Charlie jumped in. "I've met Rory, and saw them interact. She seemed genuinely happy to be around him when she brought me to Cannibal Town."

"Who knows? Maybe it's all for convenience sake?" Lucifer asked. "Wouldn't be the first time something like that has happened to people in their situation to deter unwanted attention."

"Luci, baby, does dhis look like convince ta you?" Angel showed the man his phone as another picture popped up - Rory was feeding Alastriona a forkful of sweet, sugary cake. Blasphemy! "Smiles don't touch sweets! She fuckin' hates them!"

Charlie screamed in excitement. "Let me see! Let me see!" When she saw the picture she screamed again, louder this time. "That's so romantic! Look at how they're looking at each other! Oh, they're so in love!"

"Angel." Husk said sternly, seeing the look on his face.

Angel looked hurt. "What? I just wanted to ask them how they mee-" his phone dinged again. "Dhey're on da move!"

--

The two were walking arm in arm through a park.

"You were right about that gumbo, it didn't taste right." Rory scrunched up his face in disgust.

Alastriona laughed, moving closer to him. "I told you~" she sang, moving a hand up to adjust his hat so the skull was more centered.

"Thank you, my love." Rory smiled, taking the hand she was moving away and pulling it to his lips to kiss her knuckle tenderly.

The cannibal deer chuckled. "Careful now darling, I'd be tempted to think you wanted a bite."

"Just a nibble~" Rory said, giving her fingers a very light nip and humming.

"I.. R- Rory.." Alastriona was keenly aware they were in a park - granted there was no one around - a blush heating up her face as she tore her eyes to look off to the side.

"What is it, my darling deer?" Rory brought them to a bench in that secluded spot.

"I.. I don't deserve your charm.. it.." her face was moved to look at his, and her lips were caught by Rory's own.

"Yes, you do. Remember how you told me that you grew up a Creole in the time that you did?" Rory asked when they pulled away, getting a nod in return. "And, what did I tell you?"

"That.." she took a breath, as those words stole them every time, "that you wished you could see me, before my death, and bask in my beauty as you do now." Fuck, was she about to cry?

Rory said nothing, pulling her close. He looked up, frowned, and reached into his inner coat pocket. He produced a handgun, pointed it in the direction he was frowing, and pulled the trigger. Twice. All without a word, as his wife started to sob into his chest. Being the most vulnerable she'd been with him for about a year. Wether or not she heard the shots, she didn't indicate.

--

"Holy.." The gang had just watched the whole thing, from the time the two walked into the park, to when Rory fired those shots and ended the feed in a screen full of static. And the one who held the camera.

"Fuckers." Husk said, angry.

"We're getting her a therapist." Lucifer said, grabbing his phone.

No one said anything else. They all agreed.

--

When Rory brought Alastriona back to the hotel, it was getting dark out, no trace of her crying was present. Good.

They found everyone in a sitting room, all waiting fro them.

"Hey, uh.. Ona?" Charlie decided to speak up after what felt like an eternity.

"Yes, Charlotte dear?" Ah, radio. Helped make her not feel so raw.

"How long have yous two been married?!" Angel couldn't hold it in anymore.

Alastriona's smile became a flustered blush like nothing they'd ever seen before. "Oh, oh! That little sinner decided to take a few snap shots? Well, to think we'd tipped her rather well. And recommended her to management for a promotion." Shit.. they just made it so the Demoness had lunch picked out for tomorrow.

"Darling." Rory said, honestly happy they could just be themselves around this bunch of misfits, caroling his wife's penchant for violence.

Alastriona sighed, leaning into Rory's side, still able to talk clearly. "We've been married for about.. 27 years."

Rory nodded happily, smiling as he saw everyone's mouths drop. Take that, you pack of degenerates. "Best 27 years of my life."

Alastriona laughed, her face still flustered, as everyone's brains melted out of their ears in shock. She laughed louder when Rory pulled her along out of the room.

"So, darling.. about that gumbo?"

"That's my love."

Angel was the first to speak, "what da hell..."

[brightgnosis]

I'm already so tired of this Thanksgiving ... Coordinating anything with my In Laws is already impossible. But it seems extra impossible this Thanksgiving for some reason. I'm already at my wit's end with it; it's literally making me fall back into my old attitude of hating the holidays all over again.

When she talked to me about Thanksgiving it was made to seem as if I was the one who was supposed to be doing all the cooking. So I made up a menu and gave it to her.

Then suddenly they added a Turkey after her and I had already agreed on Ham to accommodate the fact my Husband can't eat Turkey anymore ... Then suddenly a second Turkey got added because my Grandparents in Law were coming. Why do we need two Turkeys and a Ham just for two additional people, when we always have plenty of leftovers with just one? I have no freaking idea.

Suddenly, however, she was trying to convince me not to do the Ham at all "because we're going to have two Turkeys" despite the fact that would mean my Husband wouldn't be able to eat the main meal and the fact we'd all originally agreed on Ham in the first place and they went behind my back and changed it on me without consultation for no reason.

Then half the cooking supplies I needed randomly vanished without any warning when she decided to rearrange the kitchen and get rid of a bunch of things. this is on top of appliances and gadgets she'd had for ages randomly vanishing, and her not remembering she'd ever even owned them.

Then I had homemade bread on the menu I'd given her (plain rolls specifically because I was making a marmalade spread for them) and suddenly she randomly decided out of nowhere that my Husband was going to be the one doing the bread but that he wouldn't have the time (I literally have zero clue what in HaShem's many names gave her this idea)? So she bought sweet rolls yesterday- again without consulting me on any of this.

Now they've decided to try and use the grill to heat up the Turkeys "so that the oven is free" despite the fact that oven space and rotation has literally never been an issue any other year; I've baked the stuffing, and sweet potato pie, and bread, and warmed up the Turkey all three freaking years in a row that I've been cooking now with zero issue, but suddenly there's concern ??? But you know what ... Whatever. It's their Turkeys they to ruin if that's the way they really want to go with their nonsense. I give up.

I'm just ... So frustrated. Like, on it's own, none of it's really a big deal. But it just keeps happening- and I'm sure it'll continue happening all the way up till Thanksgiving Thursday. But I can't do what I'm supposed to be doing if I don't know what's going on, because people keep doing this shit to me.

And, like ... Literally what's the point? What's the point of giving me the menu, then continuously going beneath me? I'm tired.

[alsjeblieft-zeg]

425 of 2023

This one seemed fun since I miss traveling

survey by –rainboweyes–

When you think of this country, what first comes to your mind? Argentina: Muneca Brava XD I liked this TV series as a kid. Brazil: Soap operas. Canada: Maple trees. Denmark: Bornholm. England: Tea. France: Croissants. Germany: Tokio Hotel XD Hungary: Paprika. Ireland: Sheep. Italy: Pizza. Jamaica: Bob Marley. Japan: Anime. Korea: K-pop. Libya: Good food. Morocco: Dubai XD Norway: Black metal. Poland: Bigos :D and pierogi simultaneously. Romania: Sugi pula XD Russia: Vodka. Spain: Serrano ham. Tunisia: Palm trees. Turkey: Soap operas, too. And pretty women. Uganda: Africa. United States of America: Burgers and New York. United Kingdom: The Queen. Australia: Koalas. New Zealand: The end of the world.

List 3 movies you like in each genre. (skipping this, I don't watch movies) Action: Comedy: Drama: Fantasy: Horror: Kids/Animated: Romance: Sci-Fi: Thriller: Western:

Answer just in numbers. Number of brothers you have: 0. Number of sisters you have: 1. Number of the house you live at: 37. Number of close friends you have: 10+. Number of pets you have: 2. Number of times you shower a week: 14. Number of concerts you’ve been to in your life: 3? I don't remember. Number of cars your household has: 1. Number of serious relationships you’ve been in: 2. Number of movies you’ve seen at the cinema this year: 0. Number of people who live in your house: 3. Number of plug sockets in the room you’re in now: 6 or so.

Some more randomer questions.

What food do you have cravings for the most?

I typically don't. Just yesterday I wanted McDonald's.

What TV shows do you hate to miss on TV?

When there's YouTube and Netflix, nothing is truly missing :D

What do you tend to lose the most?

My head lol.

The last time someone shouted at you - why were they shouting?

Because I lost my savings. My husband gave me a bollocking and he was right.

Would you rather have a cactus or a bonsai?

Bonsai. Looks prettier.

What scary story freaks you out the most?

None. I like stories.

Are you better with gadgets or cooking?

Gadgets, but I'm good with both.

How would you rate your own looks? Personality?

Looks 0/10, personality 5/10.

What accent is the most attractive?

West-Flemish, but I'm biased. Also, Amsterdam accent.

Do you get annoyed when people spell your name wrong?

Not anymore, everyone who doesn't speak Dutch spells my name wrong.

[sarah-dipitous]

Hellsite Nostalgia Tour 2023 Day 92

I Believe the Children Are Our Future/The Fires of Pompeii

“I Believe the Children Are Our Future”

Plot Description: investigating series of odd murders that resemble fairy tales and urban legends, Sam and Dean track down a dangerous boy named Jesse

Would I Survive thr First Five Minutes?? 1. Who sits THAT CLOSE to the TV?? 2. Nah, girl. Don’t look outside, don’t you know what show you’re on? I’m good

Sometimes, I don’t think Dean could get by without Sam. I don’t think he would have come up with them having server issues as to why they didn’t get the coroner’s email

Deannnnn, don’t traumatize the kidddddd

So all these very childlike pranks are going haywire and actually killing people?!?!

I want a compilation of clips of Dean being mildly gross while eating

“All these kids care about are their iPhones and those kissing vampire movies” this shop owner is hilarious

Honestly, good on this kid for taking home invasion seriously…actually, I take it back. She just didn’t want the tooth fairy in HER room. Sure

It took ALL HIS TEETH?!?! And got $8 for his trouble

Dean still eating this ham they legitimately cooked with the electricity from the freaking hand buzzer thingy is just PRACTICAL, Sam!! He’s right, y’all don’t have a fridge, and you shouldn’t let a perfectly good ham go to waste

This kid’s sass is off the charts

Oh my god…this poor woman. This is HORRIFIC. A demon possessed her, got pregnant, and birthed the child…is this kid the Antichrist?? Like Adam in Good Omens?

Oh no. Yeah. I knew Cas would say they have to kill the kid

Eeuugghh can Dean NOT be caught between someone and Sam just ONCE?? There’s no winning for him. Either they truly believe this kid can make the right choice to just not be the Antichrist or whatever so he doesn’t nuke all the angels. OR Cas is right and they have to kill him. And Castiel can’t gamble that. This is his life on the line if this random kid who would only NOW be introduced to the whole concept of Armageddon. When even a seasoned hunter like Sam couldn’t resist

Oh…Cas. Cas, no. Please. Jesse turned him into a toy???

I mean, I can understand Jesse’s hesitance in turning Castiel back. He did try to kill the kid

Oh…Sam saying everything he’s ever needed someone to tell him when he was a kid.

Did he just disappear to Australia?? I mean, if you’re gonna have the apocalypse in midwestern USA, best place to be IS Australia I guess?

“Been On My Mind…”: nothin. 6

"The Fires of Pompeii"

Plot Description: Soothsayers and beasts of stone run riot in the streets of Pompeii as the volcano boils. Can established history be changed, or must the Doctor let everyone die?

Couple things...can you IMAGINE if he DID just go "fuck it" and saved everyone at Pompeii?? Like...I wanna see an au where those effects ripple out. Two, I don't know if I'll get through a single episode of this season without thinking (and talking) about how much I LOVE Ten and Donna's friendship. Just seeing the hug she gives him for bringing her to what they currently both believe is Rome? I go FERAL for particularly THIS PLATONIC RELATIONSHIP

"Are we in Epcot?" I'm...obsessed with her.

Hi, Amy...sorry, Not Amy. I do still wish they had worked a call back to this episode into either Eleven or Twelve's time

I love how hung up she is on how they're speaking in Latin

And hello Not Twelve

This poor girl is going to have burnt out gifted kid syndrome later, I swear. Though, after surviving Pompeii, she's mostly lucky to not have burnt UP gifted kid syndrome

I think the thing about Donna and Ten I love most is that she CHALLENGES him. It's much less of reassuring others that the Doctor will find a way to get whatever needs to happen done. It's "You're going to do this thing. I care how you get it done but what I don't care about is hearing how you can't. It's the right thing to do. It's the thing you're SUPPOSED to do, Doctor!" I'm not dunking on Rose or Martha, but Donna will challenge his authority TO HIS FACE. It's not the "he told me to stay put, but I'm too curious to do so. I need to do something!" It's "what and you're in charge?" "TARDIS. Time Lord. Yeah." "Donna. Human. No. I don't need your permission!" Fuuuuuck I love her so much.

The fact that they're BOTH so offended to be thought of as married AND thought to look so much alike they they could be siblings. Love that for them

AND AGAIN!! "I don't know what kind of kids you've been flying around outer space with, but you're not telling me to shut up." Miss Noble, I would LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU

One...this epic psychic battle of history is every bit as funny as it is terrifying. Like, just the concept is hilarious. This old dude battling a teenage girl at who can say the wildest shit about the Doctor and Donna while being right. But also, they ARE also right BUT ALSO we get the first mention that there's something on Donna's back, and listen...I JUST GOT DONNA!!! I'M NOT READY FOR HER TO GO!!! I DON'T WANT HER TO GO!!!

This kid is so easily bribed. Not that I know how much that coin is worth.

Not Donna coming in with the TJMaxximus...

I thought you wanted them to get out of the house, why are you all just STANDING THERE. No one listens to the Doctor when it comes to moving or not moving

You SAY THAT like it's a bad thing, but you RELY on it, Doctor. "This prattling voice will cease forever" "Well, that'll be the day"

And they're so sarcastic together. Will I truly spend his entire season gushing over how much I love their friendship? And what if I do??

Him fighting off the pyrovile with a water gun is always fantastic

(I've been informed by imdb that Peter Capaldi's appearance in this episode DOES get touched on during his time as the Doctor)

Oh, it's an even worse version of the trolley problem. If the Doctor does NOTHING here the whole world gets destroyed, but if he stops the pyroviles' plan he has to make the choice to kill everyone in Pompeii. He's got to personally choose to let twenty THOUSAND people die.

The fact that she can change his mind, can change some small part in A FIXED POINT IN TIME, can make him save SOMEONE. And how she'll still claim she's not important at the end of the season...

Doctor, of COURSE Donna's right. Come on.

[hazbinextgeneration]

Any life headcannons on the plf and your ngs?

Oh boy DO I. Im gonna tag @palettepainter because she also has some headcannons for this wacky family.

-Skeptic is a malewife and mother hen, I won't accept criticism on this- He'll berate Trumpet for getting sick in the first place and at the same time force him to sleep in and give him soup.

-Debating of whether or not Curious is still alive at this point but she is the mother to both Iko and Rida and both had developed her weird habits. Rida will often hold up his hand when trying to focus on something and Iko has unintentionally started writing down weird facts about random things she finds interesting.

-Out of the two of them, Trumpet is the more lenient of the two dads and will let the their two children get away with things much to Skeptic's annoyance which also includes annoying Skeptic when he's working.

-Skeptic cooks more, Trumpet cleans more. That's just how it is. Skep's watched enough cooking videos online to be a decent cook. The reason for that is because Trumpet is actually a terrible cook. He once mistook the dishwasher for the oven and instead of a roast they ended up with a wet ham. So Skeptic handles most of the cooking. Skeptic's also a neat freak but he barely has time for it with all the work Giran puts on his shoulders so Trumpet handles most of the cleaning. It balances it out surprisingly well.

-Because of Skeptic's busy schedule, Trumpet was also the one who helped their children train up their quirks. He's used to helping train someone's quirk from his time with Kotoba (@palettepainter 's oc) so he helps apply that to their children.

-Skeptic has some small scars on his hands from when Rida's quirk accidentally discharged for the first time.

-Both show their care in different ways. Trumpet has no problem saying 'I love you' to his husband and children or giving physical affection. Skeptic is more with actions than words and it's different for his husband and kids. With Trumpet he'll move his bangs aside and let him see his eyes and let him get physically close on levels he wouldn't anyone else, and sometimes return physical affection such as a side hug and a VERY quick peck of a kidd. With his kids- He'll gift his children some things he'll notice they express interest in, give advice even if it's more of his opinion, and will let them lean against him if they're near him.

-Giran has more than once gotten berated by Skeptic either having his hair styled by one of his kids or them leaning against him, and can't take him seriously. Skeptic still can't fathom why.

-Both of them were extremely taken aback to finding out both children wanted to become heroes, and both has adamantly tried to talk them out of it for obvious reasons but in the end have dropped it. It's not that they don't support them, it's just that they don't want either harmed or anyone finding out about them being criminals.

-No one actually knows their parents but sometimes Hawks will give Iko a look when he sees her around UA when visiting his son. She looks and acts...familiar but he hasn't quite put his finger on it yet.

-Speaking on the Hawks family- Iko has a not so secret obvious- crush on Shosha (@palettepainter 's oc) to which Rida both likes to tease her and just facepalms when she just ends up stuttering like a frozen popsicle when talking to him. Skeptic is devastated and Trumpet won't stop teasing them both about 'Like father like daughter'.

-Iko has gotten into one or two fights with Kiru (@palettepainter 's oc)

-The kiddos both have heroes they admire for different reasons involving their quirks. Iko has respect for Higari and his assistant Hatsume since she often has to assemble her own weapons by hand especially if they're on the larger side, she also has respect for Snipe being that they both work with guns. For Rida it's more personal. His two favorite heroes are Present Mic and Shinsou solely based on the fact both their quirks are voice oriented and he can relate with Shinsou on feeling self conscious with his quirk and how it can affect others.

-Iko dyes the pink parts of her hair blonde, not because she doesn't like her mother, but because she isn't too fond of the color pink. Thus this has earnt her the nick name 'Blondie' from close friends.

-Her friend circle includes Fugen, Moku, Imori, and Tokage from her time spent on the streets while her fathers were in hiding.

-Rida has a harmless Gardner snake for a pet he affectionately named Slinky gifted to him by Trumpet. Somehow Slinky always manages to escape his cage and ends up being found by Skeptic by accident. If Rida ever finds Slinky missing he usually just waits for Skeptic's scream of fright to locate him.

-Both siblings have a weird dynamic and have pros and cons to it. Iko clearly takes after Skeptic in both looks and some of her personality but unlike Skeptic she's actually not afraid to say 'I love you' to her baby brother and dads...However for all her smarts she doesn't always pick up on social cues and she isn't the best at interacting with others often coming off as blunt or a flustered mess. Rida has a MUCH easier time socializing with people (his dad IS an Ex politician after all. It's something he picked up from Trumpet.) and is often the one facepalming at his older sister's blunders.

-Seppen is Rida’s best friend and is younger than him by only two years. You’ll often hear them playing video games together or both working together to annoy Skeptic.

-Both siblings are self conscious with parts of their quirk. If either of them are too stressed or angry or scared both of them has the ability to accidentally blow something up which is something they bond over.

-Skeptic is more protective of them than trumpet. May not seem like it at first but you’d be surprised at how many parent-teacher conferences has ended with Disguised-Skeptic going off on any unfair treatment he deems on the teacher’s end.

-Much like Skeptic, Iko is also protective of her friends along with Rida and Seppen since she grew up with both. This has been the reason for her few fights with Kiru on top of her stubborn attitude. 

-Both Trumpet and Skeptic are devastated their children refer to Giran as ‘Grandpa’ and show genuine care towards him. They are currently unaware of what history they have with Giran (A.K.A. destroying his hand-) and tense up whenever Giran makes a hand pun in front of the children. The children don’t get it and Giran has no intention of telling them the gruesome details, but OH he loves seeing them squirm in horror. 

[florchuvila22]

Sorry it took so long, I been in a writer's block and I didn't want the story sucks. But here it is! I did my best. Hope you like it and stay slutty my friend.

@whiteneypinkk

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Punishing the babysitter | Theo Reaken.

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Summary: you are Scott's sister and since he is very busy, he leaves you looking after Theo Raeken, who once tried to kill you all. You don't like him, he doesn't like you, but you can get along pretty well.

Warning: smut, unprotected sex, punishment, brat!reader, rough sex, dirty talk, edging, overstimulation, masturbation (f!receiving)

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"I won't take care of him! I'm not a werewolf babysitter!" You shouted to Scott when he said that you had to take care of Theo. "Plus, I hate Theo Reaken"

"Yeah I know, but i need someone to take care of him while I'm out. Please, is my first date with Malia" he said making puppy eyes. "And besides, you already are a babysitter"

"Yeah! Of normal children, not freaking teen wolves!" You said making exaggerated gestures.

"I'll pay you, how much does it cost?" Scott gave up pulling out his wallet.

"For normal teen the cost is fifteen dollars the hour, but adding that he's a werewolf, the cost will be thirty dollars the hour" you said crossing your arms.

"And for being your brother..." he said trying to get a discount.

"Oh, sure! And how you are my brother and you know how much I hate him, de cost will be thirty-five dollars" he gave you the money reluctantly and you smile counting it. "Thanks bro, I love you!"

He walked out the kitchen, you went behind him. Theo was sat down on the couch.

"Wait, I have to stay here? With her?" He asked to Scott.

"I'm not so exited either" you said resting your shoulder in the door frame.

"Yes, with her, good bye" he left a kiss in your forehead and left.

"Bye!" You shouted before he left. You went to the couch and turned on the TV. Theo got up.

"Okay, I'm leaving" Theo said and walked towards the door.

"Okay, bye" you responded without looking away the screen.

"So you don't care if I leave?" He asked frowning. You were supposed to take care of him and now you were letting him go.

"Nope, I have my money, as long as they don't see you, I don't care" you rested your feet on the coffee table. "Before you leave, could you bring me the cereal in the cupboard of the kitchen?" He sighed and went to the kitchen and came back with the cereal box in his hand. He sat down next to you with the box in his hand and when you tried to take it he took it away from you.

"No, it's mine" he mocked eating the cereals.

"Wha- give it to me, you asshole!" You insulted him trying to take the box.

"No! I am the care one, you're the babysitter, the food is mine!" He pushed you away and took the TV remote.

"You're as ass" you said looking at the changing screen while he changed the channels. "God, how can you be so hateful?"

"It's one of my best qualities, don't you like it?" He tease. You sighed frustrated and went upstairs unto your room, slamming the door shut.

A few minutes passed when you heard a knock on your door. It didn't stopped until you shout a 'get in!' And Theo entered.

"What the hell do you want?" You asked from your bed.

"I'm hungry"

"Then, go and cook something to you. You're seventeen years old, you're not a child"

"But you are my babysitter, you have to cook something to me" he continued teasing. You sighed loosing all your patience.

"If I cook, I'll put poison in your food" you threatened him.

"I'll take the risk" you stood up and went to the kitchen with him behind you, whispering all the curses you knew.

"You had a dirty mouth, mini-McCall" he sat on the table.

"First, don't call me that; and second, I'm just fifteen minutes younger than Scott, I can swear as much as I want, and you also don't care if I have a 'dirty mouth'" he was about to said a double meaning joke, "and yes, yes I know how bad that sounded" you said taking ham, cheese and mayonnaise of the fridge "do you like mayonnaise?" You asked him taking bread from the cupboard.

"What kind of weirdo doesn't like it?"

"I don't like it" you started making him a sandwich. "Idiot" you whispered for your own self.

"Hey, I heard that!" He complained.

"I know." You gave him the plate with tha sandwich and you putted everything in its place. "Eat and shut up"

"Why are you being so bratty with me?" He laughed sourly.

"Because you made my friend kill my brother. Is that enough explanation for you?" You asked sarcastically.

He putted the food aside and approached to you intimidating. You stay still with your arms crossed. "You should be grateful with me" he said looking deeply at your eyes.

"Oh really? A-and for what exactly?" You were mad at him. Maybe he gave you the supernatural abilities you had now, but you couldn't help hate him.

"Thanks to me you're what you are now. Thanks to me you're stronger. Thanks to me you're more powerful. Thanks to me you're better". You slapped him in the face, but his smirk didn't go away instead he chuckled. "You shouldn't do that" he started walking slow forwards to you until the back of your thighs.

"I'm not gonna thank you for anything. I didn't asked for this power. What you did was kill me and resuscitate me. I prefer Peter a thousand times before you"

"Oh yeah?" He said looking at your lips and approaching his face to yours slowly. His hands were on your sides, so you couldn't escape.

"Y-yeah" you said starting to get nervous because of his closeness.

"You're being such a brat and brats get punished" he whispered making you shiver.

"You're gonna punish me? You would not dare"

Yeah, you hated him. But you had to admit that he was really, really hot. And the idea of him punishing you that way turned you on.

"Don't dare me, sweetie" he whispered again grabbing your hips and pulling them closer to his. You could feel a bulge getting harder and harder.

"You don't scare me" you putted your hand on his nape and chuckled, "you just make me laugh"

He turned you around roughly and your chest hitted on the table. His cock was pressing in your ass. You arched your back to feel him better. He groaned.

"You'll regret that" he whispered in your ear. He unbuttoned your jeans, "can I..."

"Yes" you said without thinking. "Yes, please, just do it" you begged.

"God, look at you, you are pathetic" he laughed of you pulling your pants down painfully slow.

"I'm not pathetic" he appreciated your black panties for a moment, "you are the pathetic here. Staring at the ass of your babysitter. God that's-" you couldn't finished because he slapped your ass, making you whimper.

"I'm the pathetic one?" He slapped the other cheek, you moaned in the perfect mix of pleasure and pain, "but who's moaning and enjoying is you", another slap on your ass. This time harder, making you roll your eyes back.

"Reaken, stop teasing" you cried.

He turned you around again and sat you up in the table, getting between your legs. "You've been a really," he took out one of your shoes, "really," good bye to the other one, "bad" he pulled from the ankles of your pants and threw them away. "And what happens with brats like you?" He placed his hands on your waist and started slipping them up under your top.

"They get punished" you purr and raised your arms up so he could take your t-shirt off.

"Exactly" he looked at your bra, this one matched with your panties.

"Please Theo, touch me" you pleaded. He tore your underwear in two and pushed a finger into your pussy and let it still. You moved your hips a little but his other hand stopped you.

"Do you really think you deserve it?" He pumped his finger a few times, "a brat like you?" He asked arrogantly, pumping faster.

He added another digit and you opened your legs more, throwing your head back in pleasure. You heard him laugh and he curled his fingers, touching the sweet spot of yours. You moaned loudly.

His other hand placed on your low back and pushed you closer to him. You putted your hand on his nape and kissed him roughly, exploring every inch of his mouth and letting him do the same. Your legs curled around his waist to pull him even closer, but it was almost impossible. His fingers went faster and your legs started shaking, you couldn't believe that he pushed you near to your orgasm that fast.

Your head dropped in his shoulder and you hugged him trying to stay in earth and don't fly to heaven. This felt so good.

"Are you close, babe?" You only could moan in response. ""Well, it's a shame because..." he took his fingers out of you making you move your hips in search for friction. "... I have to punish you"

"Theo..." you moaned, "please, I'm sorry, I just wanna cum" you cried, you had already lost your orgasm and you could feel your pussy beating for that.

"I know you're sorry, but you have to learn a lesson" he said proud of himself, and before you could say something else, he took your right erect nipple in his mouth and started sucking hard, his tongue swirled around it and your hand went to his nape.

His other hand, which was covered with your juices, went his way up to your left breast, massaging it and pinching the nipple.

"Mmm" you hummed at the feeling, "God" you sighed rolling your eyes back. Your pussy aching for de lack of friction, your hand going to your pussy, hoping he wouldn't notice it. Your fingers throbbed your pussy and you gasped, he chuckled and putted his hand on top of yours and pushed it so you felt more pleasure.

He kissed all the way up to your ear and whispered, "c'mon, do it faster, know you want to" sending shivers for your spine, you nodded and throbbed faster. "Yeah, like that"

Both of his hands went to your boobs and squeezed them, looking at you amused for your pleasure expressions. His lips catched yours one more time. The kiss was wild, your teeth crashing, tongues swirling and saliva almost dripping from your both mouths. Your hips rocking against nothing.

Your fingers slipped inside your core, plunging fast and curling them to touch your g-spot, palming your clit in every plung. He smirked in the kiss, smelling that you were close again.

"Theo, I'm close" you hummed in the kiss, trying to breath. "Let me cum, please, please, please, let me cum" you cried out.

"Sorry babe" he pushed your hand off your pussy, making you lose another orgasm. You pressed your thighs together as a reflex.

"Fuck, Theo. If you keep doin' that I swear I'll vo to my bedroom and finish it by myself" you said leaning your head back.

"Oh, really? But there are things that I can do and you can't" he said caressing your thighs, pulling them apart gently and kneeling before you. His hot breath hitting your wet pussy. "So wet, babe?" You hummed in response. "I have so many things in mind that I could do to you right now" he groaned hoarsely looking at your eyes from down.

He gave a big lick all over your pussy, tasting your sweetness and moaning against your clit, making you moan. He sucked your clit hard, your hand went directly to his hair, pushing him forwards. He grabbed your ass and squeezed it before plunging his tongue inside you. You could feel his tongue going in and out your pussy, his moans sending vibrations through your spine.

Your head dropped back, you were a whimper, moaning mess. "You like it?" He asked replacing his tongue with two of his fingers, "do you like me licking and sucking your thigh, wet pussy?" His self-proud smile never disappear.

"Mm-hmm" you hummed in response, whimpering when he pumped faster, always hitting your g-spot. You were too sensitive for being edge so many times, your muscles tensed. He started sucking your clit again but harder, making you cry and moan loud. Hope the neighbors didn't hear you. "Please theo, please! Let me cum this time!" You shouted.

"Will you be a good girl?" He asked against your core.

"Yes! I'll be a good girl butlease just let me cum!". He didn't say anything, he just kept sucking, licking and pumping. Your legs tangled around him as you came hard into his mouth.

He stood up and kissed you. You could taste your own sweetness, but you didn't care either. Your legs hugged his waist, letting you feel his hard-rock cock, he groaned. "Theo" you sighed in his ear.

"What?" He groaned in response.

"Fuck me like the bad bitch I was" that was all he needed to strip his pants just enough to be able to get his cock out. Separating your legs and pounding into you, making you scream in pleasure. Your legs shook for the intrusion. "God..."

"What? Is it too big to you? Can't you take it?" He asked searching your eyes. You were looking down, how his dick was inside of you. He took your chin and made you look him, "cause I can take out if you-"

"No" you interrupted him and he chuckled at it. "Don't take it out. I can take it" you moaned moving your hips in circles.

"You sure?" You nodded, "need you to talk, babe"

"Fuck, yeah! I'm sure! Now fuck me or I'll find to do it" you whimpered and he moved back so only the tip stay inside, then he pounded into you, taking a fast speed. Thrusting into you fast and hard, grabbing you by your legs.

You took him by the neck with your both hands and kissed him roughly, your teeth crashed from the movements you made. Your breaths were mess up. His mouth went his way down to your neck, kissing and leaving hickeys everywhere he could.

"My brother... he's-" you moaned interrupting your own words. You were trying to tell him that Scott will notice the bruises. "He's gonna notice- fuck!"

"I know and I don't care" his thrusts got faster. You didn't know how, but his thrusts got faster. His tongue swirling on your nipples, your right hand on his nape, pulling his hair. Your left hand was rested in the table to support your weight.

Your legs started shaking again, "Theo..." you warned. You were close and he knew it. "Theo, I'm close"

"I know, me too" he moaned hoarsely, thrusting sloppy. His forehead rested on yours as you felt his dick twitching and your pussy tightened around him. "Fuck!" He groaned, Comming all inside of you, making you squirt as he cum.

"Oh, lord!" You moaned, almost shouting, in pleasure. This was the first time you've squirted, you tried, but you never could since now. "Oh, lord..." you repeated sighing.

"God," he sighed looking the mess you both make with a smirk. "I can hear Scott and Malia coming"

"Yeah, me too" you looked at him, "we have to clean this.

"I know" he grabbed you by the waist and took all the pain from you. Pain that you didn't realize you had since then. "Better?"

"Better" you stood up while he adjusted his pants, "shit"

"What?" He looked at you, thinking that you were hurt, "are you ok?" He asked worried.

"I am fine, but my panties are not" you said taking the two pieces of the floor.

"Yeah... sorry about that" he smiled guilty.

"It doesn't matter. Clean this, I'm gonna grab anothers" you say taking all your clothes.

"Got it" he said looking how you went upstairs.

He cleaned everything and went to the livingroom, sitting on the couch. You ran down and sat next to him, just in time to Scott and Malia to see you sitting together when they entered.

"Hey, guys! Did you have fun?" You asked.

"Yes. Yes, we had" Malia responded.

"Cool" Theo smiled.

"And, apparently you too" he pointed to the TV and Nalia laughed. Theo and you looked at each other terrified and then you looked at the TV. There was an adult's movie, it haven't volume so you didn't noticed.

"Oh, no! We didn't- we weren't- we... we were just watching and the scene comes" you tried to say. Theo just stared at you with a smile. "We didn't- no" you were nervous, but neither Scott and Malia noticed it, just Theo.

"We're going upstairs, to my room" Scott said.

"And what about me?!" Theo yelled at Scott.

"You can sleep in the couch!" Heresponded and closed the door.

"We won't be able to sleep, aren't we?" Theo said.

"Nope"

"Okay"

[only-by-the-stars]

Maybe a fic where Link and Mipha have to babysit Aryll? Could be in the Tome of the Wild AU or any other one I suppose.

“Do you want jelly beans on your pizza?”

The question was met with a gale of laughter. “No! Do you want...” Aryll cast about for something to ask. “Frogs! On your pizza?”

“Eugh, no!” Link shuddered, making both Aryll and Mipha giggle. “How about oranges, on yours?”

“Eeeewww!” Aryll pretended to gag; she hated oranges, making it a doubly gross suggestion. “What about you, Mipha? Would you like some lettuce on your pizza?”

“Oh, certainly not!” Now it was her turn to shudder, even as she laughed. “How about you, Link? A Rock Roast?”

“Well, if you broke it up in little pieces, it probably wouldn't be too bad...” He lifted his floury hands in protest at the horrified look on her face. “I'm joking, I'm joking! I'm not going to do that again!”

“You had better not.” Mipha gave him a mock glare, her heart swelling as Link laughed. How cute he looked right now, in his apron, with smudges of flour on his cheeks as he spread tomato sauce on the rolled out dough.

They were supposed to have gone out tonight, just the two of them, on a date to the movies. But the babysitter that his parents had hired to look after Aryll on their date had canceled at the last minute, and in desperation they'd asked Link to stay home with his sister, promising to pay him twice the rate the babysitter charged as compensation for his plans falling through. Link had agreed, of course, but had still been a bit upset on the phone when he called to tell her things would have to be postponed. Only her insistence that she come over and help him and spend time with them both had made him feel better about letting her down, as he put it. His reaction to the turn of events might've seemed like a silly thing, and had at first, until she'd put it together with the events of a few months ago, when he'd spent about two months doing his best to avoid her at all costs.

It hadn't been out of a desire to hurt her, of course—he'd simply been freaked out by his realization that he was in love with her, and hadn't known how to handle it. But it'd hurt her all the same, and he intensely regretted it. After a terrifying incident in which he and Aryll had nearly drowned—and experienced a bizarre occurrence that few believed—he'd returned to his old self and confessed his feelings and apologized. They'd been going out ever since, and Link seemed determined to spend as much time with her as he could. To make up for lost time, to make up for hurting her like that, and also simply because he loved her, he'd said. Which was nice, but it did have the unfortunate effect of sending him into a tailspin of guilt every time he had to cancel or turn down plans. That was something they were slowly working on getting him past.

At least he was in a happy mood right now, cooking and playing a silly game with his sister that he'd invented as a way to amuse her every time he made pizza. According to Aryll, the babysitter always ordered it in on nights like this, but it wasn't half as good as her brother's. Given how good Link was at cooking, Mipha found that easy to believe. So he'd gotten to work on the dough, and now was adding their toppings of choice after spreading the sauce and cheese on.

What Aryll did like on her pizza was olives and ham, while Link himself favored mushrooms, pepperoni, and anchovies. An unusual combination, but then, he could have odd tastes sometimes. As for her, she preferred either anchovies or sausage, depending on her mood. Link had divided the dough into three portions so they could each have their own, and both she and Aryll trusted him to be generous with the cheese and toppings. So they were content to just sit and watch and laugh with him.

“Sooooo... can we eat in the living room and watch a movie?” Aryll asked as Link washed his hands, the pizzas in the oven and a timer set. “Pleaaaaaaase?”

“Of course.” Link smiled and ruffled her hair. “Why don't you go pick out a blanket and spread it out so we can have a picnic?”

“Ooh!” Aryll's eyes lit up. “Okay! I'll be right back!” She scrambled out of her chair and raced out of the kitchen.

“What an indulgent brother you are.” Mipha got up too, but only so she could walk over and kiss Link on the cheek before helping him clean up the mess he'd made.

“I, well...” Link blushed, his eyes lighting up with a simple joy at her show of affection. “I want her to have fun, you know? Do stuff she normally doesn't get to do when our parents are around.”

Our parents. The way Link always talked, it was easy to forget that his mother had remarried years ago after his father died when he was four, and had had Aryll when he was all of ten. Mipha still remembered it like it was yesterday, his excitement at getting to be a big brother when he raced over to tell her the news. He'd never seen Aryll as a “half” sister, and in fact insisted to everyone that she was just his sister. It was so sweet. So typical of him. Little wonder she loved him as she did, when he was so lovely a person as this.

“And that is very sweet of you.” Mipha smiled and leaned up to kiss him on the lips; she was rewarded with a happy little sigh as he pulled her close and returned the kiss.

Unfortunately, it was destined to be a short-lived one. “I'm back, I got it all—hey!” Aryll stomped her foot. “Stop being all lovey-dovey for a second and come see!”

“Alright, alright,” Link said, laughing despite the fresh blush spreading over his face and all the way to the tips of his ears. Mipha took one of his hands, Aryll the other, and he let himself be led along to the living room.

[killerandhealerqueen]

Sorry I forgot to add. Mujin & Gongjae both working together with Kang Yohan. Any thoughts and headcanons for this?

Ooo, what a concept. I like it.

Mujin and Gongjae are like fixers, if you will. If Yohan needs a body or a person taken care of, he'll call Mujin and Gongjae

As Mujin is more of a business man, Yohan will sometimes go to him and ask him for information about the criminal underworld, or of people whom he has connections with that could be helpful to Yohan and his cases. Since he also deals with drugs, he helps Yohan get information about the drugs that are out on the market (he knows that Yohan doesn't do drugs, it's for his cases)

Gongjae is used for interrogation/torture tactics, if Yohan needs information and someone isn't talking. Mujin will interrogate people too but if he's interrogating them, Yohan doesn't want them alive

Gaon met them accidentally one night when they were over at Yohan's and he didn't know so he accidentally walks in on their conversation. He immediately backpedals out of the room but Gongjae is too fast and grabs him, pressing a knife to his neck

Gaon freaks out as Yohan glares daggers at Gongjae, ordering him to release Gaon. Gaon is released and he looks at Mujin and Gongjae in confusion before he looks at Yohan for explanation

Yohan sighs and explains who Mujin and Gongjae are and then goes on to explain that they work for him

Gaon is stunned because uh....these men are literal gangsters, Yohan, you're a fucking judge, what the fuck

Yohan just smiles and explains that if he needs a job done where he needs to get his hands dirty but can't afford to do it himself, he'll ask Gongjae and Mujin to do it

Gaon is a little skeptical about Yohan working with Mujin and Gongjae but he doesn't say anything about it and instead points at Gongjae and Mujin and basically warns them that if they go anywhere near Elijah, Yohan's not the one they should be worried about before turning and walking out

Mujin and Gongjae are stunned while Yohan just preens before Mujin chuckles because Dong-Hoon is very much so like Gaon when it comes to Jiwoo so he understands

One day some dumbass decides to kidnap/take Gaon and Elijah hostage and whoo boy is Yohan fucking pissed so he calls Mujin and Gongjae as backup to kick some ass

And they don't just kick ass, oh no, there's fucking carnage. Mujin and Yohan basically let Gongjae go fucking ham on the kidnappers while Yohan goes to rescue Gaon and Elijah

Gaon and Elijah are safe, thankfully and Yohan is relieved. He has Gaon take Elijah out of the building while he, Mujin, and Gongjae finish the job

When everything is said and done, Mujin, Gongjae, and Yohan are covered in blood (like I said, carnage) and this is the one time that Yohan doesn't mind getting his hands dirty

Everyone goes back to the mansion and cleans up before Gaon cooks them all a hot meal as thanks

Basically, Mujin and Gongjae are the more violent versions of K and they not only help Yohan with his cases, they take care of dead bodies, interrogation, and anything Yohan wants taken care of that's illegal and that he can't get his hands dirty. In return, Yohan makes sure to keep them out of jail and out of trouble (and he has Gaon's help too now that Gaon knows about them)

[purplerose244]

My thoughts on Seabound!!! 🌊🌊🌊 (1/4)

SPOILERS ALERT!!!

Finally Nya's season! Our queen, our water goddess, our amazing girl gets what she deserves! 😍😍😍

What I know about the season beforehand is that Nya's powers apparently are getting problematic for some reasons? Which is a pretty common topic in other shows but it's a first in Ninjago, usually the elemental powers don't have focus and I LOVE that we now get to see stuff like that 💕💕💕

I know there should be Wojira involved, trusting The Island to deliver that little foreshadowing at the end of the episode 🤷‍♀️ Also Maya is back... MAYA IS FINALLY BACK AFTER SEVEN SEASONS YES!!! 😭😭😭

I have nothing else to say, I have no idea what this will bring, hopefully something as good as Master of the Mountain! 🖤

Alright, here we go!

GENERAL THOUGHTS

Warning reader, I might be fangirling to an extreme because I love mah girl Nya and I've been wanting Kai and Nya's parents to be back ever since Hands of Time ended. So yeah... screaming alert 😅

At this point I don't doubt that the intro is great, we reached such a level of animation and we got The Fold 😍😍 Love the marine vibe and how it's similar to The Island, because it's a great intro 👌

NOW I like the writing! Maybe they rushed the dialogue's quality for The Island to get here? It's just fun and in character, maybe it's just me but I'm enjoying it a lot for now

How many episodes are in this? Wiki says ten, then I checked again and it's sixteen like with Master of Mountain... eh, it looks good so far so it's fine whatever happens 🤷‍♀️

A BIG SPLASH

Oohhh, new villain! One that uses... flames... huh, does she know there's literally a master of fire in the ninja team? Eh whatever she looks cute, give it up for Miss Demeanor!! 👏👏

Wait... OMG IS THAT ERIN MATTHEWS??? WE GOT MACY!! ❤❤❤

Whoa, we're finding out where did the order of the vengestone from season 13 come from?? YAS! CONTINUITY!

Yep, there it is, Nya lost control... her attacks look so cool 😍

Lol that kid trying to be a nindroid and Zane being offended 😂😂 Sorry hun, you're that popular

Aaahhh, thank you Ninjago! You gave me back Nya the perfectionist 😂 I was worried her reaction to her powers wasn't going to be in character but it looks fair so far. Brings me back to Possession, my favorite season 💙💙💙

WE GOT BACK THE FACT THAT SHE CAN MAKE IT RAIN!!! YAS!!! I might be easy to please but I love these details 🤩

🤯🤯🤯 Okay they are definitely going somewhere this time and I LOVE IT, because wow. WOW. Are we actually addressing the forever questioned fact that wind and water weren't elements that Chen needed at the Tournament? Are we giving a reason for them to exist outside the main set of elements and the elemental masters?? Duuuude, season 15 don't let me stop you, keep going 😍

Mm, so water and wind are connected to Wojira (now I see the connection with the special). Are we setting the ground for a new master of wind? 😏😏 It's risky going for a Morro replacement but it's a super intriguing idea! Oooor Edgy Boy TM might come back? WHO KNOWS I'M CURIOUS ANYWAY 🤩

Love how it is universal knowledge that Nya is super indipendent 👌

YES YES FINALLY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MAYA!!! 😍😍😍 Is it too much hoping into a Ray cameo as well?? Pleaaaase? Also addressing Krux after so many seasons, this feels exciting!! 😊

This is what I'm talking about, training, fighting scenes, show me everything that water goddess can do! 🌊🌊🌊

Aaahhh, Nya flexing her mightiness through anger, just to remind us that she is the descendant of a water master as much as of a fire master 😅

YES YES YES YES IT'S HAPPENING FINALLY AFTER SEVEN SEASON THE FIRE WATER PARENTS ARE FINALLY BACK!!! 🔥🌊🔥🌊🔥🌊 I'M SO HAPPY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG!!! 😭

RAY IS THERE TOO HECK YES!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 I shouldn't get this excited at only the first episode... WHO CARES RAY IS BAAAAACK!!! ❤❤❤

Omg Maya is definitely different from what I expected, turns out Kai's enthusiasm came from her 😂

Oh look at my flame babe 😍

He's so happy his parents are here, he's a total family man ❤❤❤

Nya is maaaaad... 😅

THERE SHE IS

WELCOME BACK JILLIAN I MISSED YOU 💚💚💚 Would it be too much having a "Your voice sounds familiar" moment with Maya and Lloyd? 😂

I'm so stoked for this! I want all the interactions I've missed for all of this time, asap!! HECK yes!! 😍😍😍😍

Oh, are we looking over the Miss Demeanor, vengestone situation? Mm... for now at least... WHO CARES FIRE WATER PARENTS!! 🔥🌊🔥🌊🔥🌊

THE CALL OF THE DEEP

Imma just slow clap for The Fold because this is another amazing intro, one of those things in this show that stays awesome no matter what happens 👍👍

So Maya gave Nya her discipline and perfectionism, but not the passion behind it 😂 I like this, it's not your conventional master of water, although I'd say it's different from the impression she gave me back in HoT. Maybe this is how she is when she's not trapped for fifty years? 😅😅

Is it too much asking for Kai and Ray bonding while the water women get the work done? 😅😅

Is this the sequel of Green Eggs and Ham?

Green Pancakes and Ham? 😂

Oh it's seaweed nevermind... at breakfast? I'm all for sushi rolls but this is a little 😅 Although since Maya missed their childhood she probably never cooked meals for them... how did I get myself sad 😢

Whoa, Maya is a strict teacher! I got flashbacks from my first and only dance lesson, teachers nitpicking every single pose, uuurrrggg I feel ya waterlily 😡

Again, not a fan of Misako, but coming from her the whole speech about wanting to be there for her child makes a lot of sense

Yes. YES.

YEEEEESSSS KAI AND RAY FAMILY BONDING THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE EVER WANTED I'M GETTING ALL OF MY WISHES GRANTED FOR THIS ONE ❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤🔥❤

AND MY FLAME BABE IS SO GLAD HE GOT HIS PARENTS!!! 😭😭😭

Lol with Kai's new hair they look even more related 🤣

Ray also sounds so happy he gets to have his moment with his son 😢 I feel so blessed in this moment 👍

Also this scene makes a lot of sense. Nya grew up to be indipendent, one that succeed in most of stuff without problems, she built her life without any help and doesn't look for it. Kai grew up more insecure, he got some walls up but loves to take care of others and be taken care of. With a childhood lost he looks forward to a bit of softness ❤❤

Did Maya make real bacon for that sandwich? Do I smell some favoritism? 😅 Or maybe she really wants Nya to get onto the water mind setting idk 🤷‍♀️

Little tiny complain, why isn't Jay doing the fixing? Did he give up mechanics completely? It feels like we haven't seen him do tech stuff in so long, I miss techy boy in action 😞

And no, having to check on the bathroom doesn't count 😅

Aww robot date 💜🤍💜🤍

AAAHH ROBOT DISASTER 😱😱😱 ZANE DANG IT YOU WERE DOING SO GOOD NOT TRYING TO DIE IN THE LAST TWO SEASONS!!

Oh that was weird, weird magic purple wave thingie?

I DID NOT ASK FOR A SEASON WITH A BEST GIRL AT THE EXPENCE OF ANOTHER BEST GIRL PIX DON'T YOU DARE DO THIS TO ME 😱😱😱😱😱

"Well this is troubling." I love this samurai so freaking much 💜💜💜

GUYS THIS IS ONLY THE SECOND EPISODE, I'M A LITTLE SCARED NOW 😢

Okay Nya admitting that something's wrong looking so apologetic, girl you don't need to do that you already own my heart 😭

Alright, I'm guessing this is Wojira's power or something, and they will have to go down below and find out why... just throwing this in, maybe Maya did something? Because she wanted to finally be with her family and needed an excuse? JUST A THEORY WITH NO BASE I REALLY HOPE I'M WRONG!!!

Okay, two episodes and I'm BEYOND engaged, let's keep it up! 😍

UNSINKABLE

Getting an idea how this episode might end already 😂😂

Look, I love best girl Pixal, but I'm kinda sad that she seems to be the only one tinkering at this point. Like, I saw Nya fix little stuff, while Jay dropped engineering altogether, I miss my engineers team 😭

Aww, the guys didn't want to crush Pixal's dream of an unsinkable boat 💜 But honestly yeah, I agree with Cole, this might end badly 😅😅

Thank goodness

I was worried they forgot about Jaya ❤💙❤💙 Jay is such a cutie omg

Nya: Mm, going on a potentially dangerous mission with unstable powers in the heart of my element or... mom's tofu pancakes... *yeets herself over the ship*

I'm making too many screenshots of the Smith family... WHO CARES THEY ARE BACK AND THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD!!! 😍😍😍😍

Aww Ray wants to play with his son and his friends so CUTE ❤❤❤ Still can't believe they play Prime Empire after everything that went down 😂😂

Whoa whoa whoa, Kai and Cole are sitting this one out? That's actually interesting, I'm pretty sure I saw Cole's scuba suit in the sets though so I didn't expect it... lol it's actually kinda fair that the two that used to be afraid of water aren't going 😂😂

Bet Kai is happy to stay behind because he gets to spend time with his dad 😭

Also studying the fire elementals?? Uhm, yes please?? TELL ME EVERYTHING ABOUT MY FLAME BABE!!! 😍😍😍😍

I'm sure this one scene...

... made so many lavashippers happy ❤🖤❤🖤 Cole you got Ray's blessing

Ninja team acting cool while Jay is being Jay, it's how it always goes, it's the entire show's description and I absolutely love it 😂 That wink though 💙

PIRATE ZANE IS BACK 😂😂😂 Haven't seen him since Possession, and this time he's not even malfunctioning 👌 Pixal is so done with his dorky boyfriend 😝

Of course Jay already has a ghost butler theory going on 😂

OF COURSE IT'S MAYA 😂😂

To be honest muffins would sold me too 😅 Not sure if she will make them out of tofu again though...

It's actually really interesting that we still haven't met the actual enemies, it does build up excitment! Very curious about these squid guys 👍

Well what do you know, the Unsinkable sank. Who would have thought?

... yeah same, sorry Pix 😅

FIVE THOUSANDS FATHOMS DOWN

Aaaahhh, Nya fixing stuff! That's more like it!! 😍😍

Oww, that one speech, I've been waiting for so long for that! Maya just wants to catch up with her daughter and it's not her fault she was separated from her children, but Nya did everything on her own with Kai. Only fair she isn't seeking for her help right now... still sad 😢

Pff, with this ninja team there's not a moment of privacy 😂😂

Maya cleaning his future son-in-law's laundry what the HECK 😂😂😂 To be fair Jay has a bit of a history of having to change underwears during sea travels 😝

Zane was attached to a battery? When?... are you talking about that one scene in Prime Empire? Cause that's not really a flashback I wanna ha- whoops never mind got the flashback 😱

Maya looks more calm now, I think she's trying to act more reasonable and she's got good points 👍 I know people were a little weirded out by how more cheerful she looks in comparison to Hands of Time, but I think she gets the most serious and rational when time needs. That's actually fascinating of her 🤔

CALLING OUT AN ATTEMPTED MURDER

THIS GIRL IS TOO GORGEOUS MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT 🤩🤩🤩 Like my gosh that smirk, what the heck Pix 💜💜💜

Okay but Jay looking at Nya until the doors are completely closed?? CAN YOU FEEL MY JAYA HEART BEATING?? ❤💙❤💙

Whoa green gas I thought this was Nya's season 😂

MAYA WHY ARE YOU SAYING THIS STUFF YOU'RE SCARING ME 😱😱😱 I SWEAR LEGO IF YOU BROUGHT BACK WATER MOM JUST TO KILL HER OFF I'M GONNA SUE YOU 😭😭😭

I really REALLY like the atmosphere of the entrante of the temple! Super sealike and ancient! 🌊🌊🌊

Maya: off we go, into the spooky old temple! (Why does it feel like something Kai would say? 😂)

Oh gee, someone sleeping in the deep, who could that be? Coff Wojira coff

Whoa the jellyfishes look pretty lifelike!

HERE HE COMES

WELCOME BACK GILES!!! ONCE AGAIN ON A LEGO SHOW I MISSED YOU SO MUCH YOU AND YOUR GODLIKE VOICE!!! 😍😍😍😍 Gosh he's a villain but he's got Clay's voice, how can I even try to hate him?? 😅

Alright, knocking down my water girls, that is pretty hateful material... BUT CLAAAYYY 💙💙💙

So they need the two amulets to wake up Wojira? Isn't one on the island? Fire dad and son coming to the rescue? WHO KNOWS BUT I'M ENJOYING THIS A LOT SO FAR KEEP GOING SEABOUND 😍😍😍

[therealnotta]

hey guys what the HECK was green eggs and ham (netflix original series, i know the book)

i just remembered it and i remember tumblr going all "whoaaa look at this" and me being like, "ok??? it's a baby show for babies. im not gonna watch that" and then i did and like????

this is going based off of when i watched it, like, two years ago or whatever, but the plot was that Sam (eats the green eggs and ham) is trying to help this animal (basically ostrich) get back to its home Guy (does NOT eat green eggs and ham) gets roped into the adventure, they're chased by a couple of dorks who refer to themselves as "The Bad Guys" so yeah

anyway it's weirdly gay, like, i don't know how to describe it, but even with that Guy ends up dating some random mom??? and it's wild

and then EVERYTHING goes HORRIBLE like, Sam was left at an orphanage as a kid and all he remembers is that the last meal he had with his mom was the green eggs and ham that she cooked, so he orders that everywhere he goes in the hopes that she'll be working at some diner ig and he can ask her why she didn't want him

not only this. but sam is like. a notorious con artist? he can't trust anyone so he has like, a dozen fake identities and he just happened to be Sam this time???? and when Guy finds this out he's just. devastated. bc Sam wasn't even Sam this whole time, he had just adopted the personality of "super hyper goofy little happy guy."

the freaking ostrich thing? yeah. he stole it for a Trump rip-off who wanted it bc it was a rare animal. he did it for money and oof ouch oof that scene where Sam's on his own bc Guy abandoned him and he's not pretending anymore and he gives up this SAPIENT CREATURE WHO SEES HIM AS A PARENT AT THIS POINT and it's horrible and depressing and just

And then it all works out, ofc, and they take the ostrich with them and they're friends again and almost die a couple times but they're fine, and they're sitting in a restaurant and waiting for Sam's food and Guy's doing the whole "so, what adventure are we going on next?" and Sam gets his food and takes a bite and just ABSOLUTELY LOSES IT and runs into the kitchen. where some RANDO is. and he figures out that the reason why it tasted like his mother's cooking was because it was the same eggs, so he BOOKS IT and that's where the season ends and they are/were going to make another season and man. what was that all about

[shadowknight465]

The Wrath of Life

Light. Light of all colours in rainbow except for purple.  Surrounded by a golden aura. It was beautiful yet he is afraid.  When he tried to touch it. It burned him. Causing him screech a unholy sound with repeated phrases like. "Sinful creature and True spawn of hell."

There was a knock at the door.

Do these people have a life outside of bullying me?

He thought as he opened the door.  Except that the person was not who he is expecting, in fact he doesn't think he has ever seen him before. Before he could the stranger's name. He barge in straight to the guest room. "What a lovely house you two have, Nightmare." He said putting down his things . "Do you mind if you can run hot bath for me?" He asked.

"Um. First of all I don't even know you.  Second you can't just go to people's houses and expect them to treat you like royalty. " He said crossing his arms. The stranger look at him. "I thought Dream already told you about me." Nightmare thought of what Dream said before he left. "Neil?"

"That's me."

"Hold on if you are really Neil then give me proof."

Neil removed his cloak. Revealing that the cat has lost an arm. Nightmare felt guilty.  " Don't put on a sad face little boy.  You are just being protective of your home, and that I applaud you." Neil woke Nightmare with his thoughts. Neil then smile. " I guess I forgot that Dream told me you're not very trustful with strangers." Neil scratch his head "Speaking of which ,  Do you happen to know a person name Hubert Cumberdale or better known as Salad Fingers?" Nightmare gulped.  It's been awhile since he seen Hurbert his first and possibly only friend.  Last time he ever saw him was the time he had to take Hubert to the asylum. "Yes. I've know him." He answered. 

"Hubert wanted me tell you thank you." Neil responded.

"For what?" Nightmare asked.  He doesn't remember giving Hubert any kindness in fact he thinks what he did was horrible. "Because of your actions Huber is now married with a beautiful wife they had a lovely child." Neil responded.  Nightmare sigh in relief. " So I was worry  for nothing?"

"Yup. Now can you please run me a hot bath?" Neil responded. Nightmare decided this time he would run him as hot bath.

~~~~~

Dinner was not like what he was expecting.  Instead of him cooking it was Neil. But at least it was good. Baked beans with roasted ham. With a cup of wine. He felt comfortable knowing the person living with him for a while is friendly. "Hey Night, what time is it.?" Neil asked. Nightmare looked outside. "Well it is dark." He said. "Well time for me to hit the sack." Neil got up and went to his bedroom. 

Maybe I should go to sleep as well.

Nightmare thought. He took of his shirt. Brush his teeth with a dry corn cob. And went the his bed.  Falling asleep as soon his head hit the pillow. However instead of his normal nightmares this one felt wrong. He was wearing the same clothes Moon was except it was mostly black and sliver. He has markings all of him and he was behind a female paladin. Her skin was kissed by the sun itself. Her short hair looks like fire and her eyes were a red and yellow gradient.

"Sun. Is something wrong?" He spoke, but it wasn't his voice.  The paladin said nothing. "Sun?" The paladin turn with a flaming sword in her hand. "What are you doing?" He said backing away slowly, but the girl's eyes turned snake-like. And she jumped to him. Stabbing him with her blade. He quickly got the blade off of him screaming.  "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" The girl didn't answer.  Instead she showed her snake-like fangs smiling. He knew this was a fight so he summoned his unprepared scythe. The girl called for help claiming Moon was a traitor again and all the women that came looks familiar.  "But Sun. Didn't Moon said-" One of girls tried the reason. "She lied to us again." She cut her off. Nightmare felt betrayal, but he doesn't understand why. None of the girls responded and attacked him. One tore his mask and shot him in his missing eye with a arrow.  A mix of magic and weapons overpowered him. He knows he can kill everyone if he takes his gloves, but he made a vow to never used his bare hands. So he decided to do the next self defense.  By placing a cursed on them. One where they are trapped in limbo. He place his scythe on the ground and chant in latin. However the paladin attacked him in the back. He felt his life draining from him as he hears a man scream. "Mi Nina." He shut his eyes for the final time with the feeling of wrath and sorrow.

Nightmare woke up in a cold sweat. As he looked around he saw that the scythe Moon gave him was with breaking. Eventually turning a bit bigger with a moth at the bottom. 

What just happened?

He thought. Maybe another vision? He eventually fell back to sleep. He'll think about it in the morning.

~~~~

The autumn harvest festival has arrived and Nightmare put on his more regal garment. Neil was getting a few beers and the townsfolk had forgot he existed.  He was thinking about looking into the lore of the festival until a mysterious stanger showed up wearing strange garments.  She was pretty however.  Skin that was kiss by the sun, flaming hair that's been put up by a high ponytail.  A gold-red mask covering half her face, but not fully her scar. 

The priest was the first to got up to her. "Hello madam." He said.

"Olá" She responded.  "Huh?"

"I said hello in my native tongue." She answered.

"Oh. Anyways  What a pretty thing like you brings in our beautiful village?" He said.

Here he goes again trying to groom someone.

Nightmare thought as he rolled his eyes.  He look at her again and felt off. Like he met her before.

It wasn't long till she spotted him. She walks towards him.  Later squinting her eye. "M-Moonie?" She asked almost crying. Nightmare felt awkward.  "No, I'm Nightmare." He said. She blinked. "Oh my mistake, you just reminded me of an old friend of mine." She said as she walk away whispering "Eu sinto Muito.". 

Why do I feel unsafe around her?

Nightmare asked himself.

"You best keep an eye on her." Nightmare heard a familiar voice.  He turned and saw Nox in disguise.

"What are you doing here?" Nightmare asked. "Errands." Nox reply.

"Hey, Nox can I have a word with you?" Nightmare asked. Nox set the large sack he was carrying down. "What is it?"

"That's scythe Moon gave me.  Is it perhaps any chance curse?"

"What makes you say that?" Nox reply. "Last night I had a dream where I was murdered.  But it wasn't me at all." Nightmare answer. "Maybe the scythe didn't like you." Nox said. Nightmare could feel the jealous aura coming from Nox.

What's make that scythe so important to him?

He thought. "I think there's something that you're not telling me.  In fact ever since we first met I could sense you have some grudge against me and I don't know why." Nightmare said. Nox glared at him than he towered over him getting ready to punch him. Yet he didn't.  Instead he just sighed. "Moon's soul stuck in it. And I don't want anything bad happen to him." Nightmare had seen this behavior before.  In both real life and in his books mostly his romantic novels. "Are you telling me that you're..." Nightmare begin. "No. Not like that." Nox begins to plea. "In love with him?.." Nightmare finished.  He's no love expert, but  He can tell Nox is in love with Moon. Nox blushed a purple hue before covering his face. "Look me and Moon first met we had a rocky beginning.  I was task with killing death by W.D Gaster. I would have succeeded if that man didn't spot me. When we met again  It turns out that both of us aren't so different after all and.." Nox stops himself and put his arm around his chest. "He was the only person I could talk to about these feelings of hate on being born with a uncomfortable body." Even though Nightmare can't understand he felt bad for Nox. "So what do you think about that dream I had? Does it mean something?" Nightmare asked trying to change the subject.  "I don't know myself. And I read all of Moon's books and scrolls." Nox answered. Nightmare watch Nox pack up. "Where are you going?" Nightmare asked. "Home. Hecate freaks out being alone at midnight." Nox replied. Nightmare took a breath.  Then music became louder and more vibrant, with the lights and fire becoming brighter and more warm. He turn and saw the stranger dancing with the strong man. Something doesn't seem right. Usually the strong man would refuse to dance for anyone, but the little girl he was targeting.  And he could've swore he saw scales of a snake on the stranger. The stranger later took the man to a small alley.  Nightmare thought that the man is just showing her around town. So he didn't pay much attention. He decided to try out the bobbing for apples he saw a couple of people did.  He should known better than to trust everyone when they pushed his head into the water. Luckily the little ones are making smores next to its fire they made themselves so maybe he can rest there.  As he headed to the campfire the little boy with the abusive mother grabbed him. "Nightmare, I don't feel comfortable with that girl."

"What girl?" Nightmare asked.

"The girl dancing with my mom." The boy pointed out. Nightmare took a look and saw that the stranger with the boy's mother.

Wasn't she with the strong man?

He thought. He turned to boy. "I'll keep a close eye on them while you have fun with your friends. Alright?" The boy nodded. Nightmare walks towards the dancers, but made sure that both of them can't spot him. He watch as the stranger convinced the abusive mother to go to the alley. Once there the stranger carefully removed the other woman's clothes. Nightmare thought they were going to court with each other so he turned away embarrassed. Even if he wasn't there the two women would eventually be found, and be hanged for committing homosexuality witchcraft. He left to tell the boy he might be getting two moms if they can convince the court. To his surprise the boy didn't pay no mind to it. In fact the boy just ask if it's okay with God. He doesn't know how reply due to him not being religious.  So they change the topic. Eventually Nightmare forgot about the stranger. Later he got tried and decided he had enough partying for tonight. As he went back home he heard a scream next to him. He turn to where the scream was and saw the unimaginable.

Everyone that danced with the stanger died in pools of blood and a demon snake mantis fire thing licking some from her hands. Nightmare backed away slowly until a woman scream caught the creature's attention. She smile and dash past Nightmare and grabbed the woman and begins to feast on her. By making her paralyze with the vemon in her fangs. Then she gutted her with her teeth. Later riping her limb from limb until she was nothing more than a pool of blood. Worst of all everyone saw it. While Nightmare ran.

Is that a Solarite?

He thought, but someone grabbed him and push him towards her. The Solerite took notice and held him down. Nightmare closed his eyes and hope that the death will be quick, except it never came. Instead she froze in place and is beginning to cry blood. Then stopped. "Você conhece o Nim?" She said.

"W-What?" Nightmare asked. "I said. Do you know Nim? You know that apple tree dryad?" She said.

"Yes. She's my mother." He said. She glared, but not at him. "Essa vadia...I know she would do this. But never to her own son."  She muttered.  "Nightmare, did you summoned this..thing?" A man yelled. "No. I barely even kno-" He was cut off. "As if you weren't evil enough you destroyed a sacred ceremony. " Nightmare look down.

Are they that stupid?

He thought. "Wait, I cause the massacre.  Not him. And how is he a part of it?" The solerite asked. "Didn't he summoned you?" Someone else asked. "No. I came by going on a boat by myself. " She answered.  "Well he bleeds black blood." A woman said. "I have a close friend who bleeds black blood and he would never harm someone unless he has too or is provoked." She replied. The solarite stood up and allowed Nightmare to stand up. Then she put her hand on his shoulder.  Surprisingly it didn't burn him. "Are you a scapegoat?" She asked. Nightmare took a deep breath.  "Yes." She turns to village.  "Raise your hand if you still think he cause the massacre?" Not surprisingly almost all of village raise their hands. "Good thing my pets love barbecues." She whispered. "Now come to me if you think he is innocent." All the children and some of villagers came forward despite their loved ones pleas and threats. She came up to them and pat them all on their heads. Later did the same to Nightmare. "Who are you?" Someone said. The solarite smile. "I am the wrath of life." She said as she turns into a snake and begins slithering away. Many tried catch her, but she was too fast. And those that did hands were burnt to a crisp. Nightmare took the opportunity to run. He went home grabbed Moon's scythe and spent the night at the in-hill. Planning to talk to Moon about her and about that dream.

[brightgnosis]

Thanksgiving yesterday was great. I'm so glad I took the advice from the 1930's research I did leading up to it, and started prepping everything 3 days early. Because it really did make everything go so much more smoothly outside of all of my Mother in Law's ridiculous meddling in things. She finally calmed down the day before, however, and it made everything easier (even if it did pick back up the day of, and we all had to remove her from the kitchen because she wouldn't keep her hands out of my pots).

Because I had to make so many concessions to my menu with her meddling, I made up for it by actually looking up a 1930's place setting (technically 1925, but close enough). And I had just enough China to do it, too- though I did find out in the process that I'm missing a few plates for my 8 serve Magnolia set and I don't actually have the complete place settings like I thought I did. But I set he table with it, and even folded some napkins into actual shapes.

For the record, when they suggest Linen "or another crisp fabric", they're genuinely not saying it for their health 🤣 The napkins my Mother in Law picked were beautiful, but they were thick cotton and even on the highest setting it took me about 20+ minutes to press all 8 of them enough they'd finally at least vaguely hold the shape properly 😭 And I wasn't even doing anything complicated. Just use "crisp fabric" napkins. Trust me.

It took some convincing to get people to try a couple of the things- like the Carrot Marmalade that I got from @therecipelibrary's postings (which was amazing, even if it took a few tries to par the recipe down properly to a single serving and I had to cheat with a bit of Orange Gelatin to get it to work then). But once they did, everyone was pleasantly surprised by how good it was. My Husband, who hates Spinach, even really enjoyed the Creamed Spinach and Pearl Onions (I did, too; aside from being a little short on seasoning, it's actually really good and I'll have to keep making that).

Apparently I did really well on the Ham, too, despite it bein my first time to ever cook a ham. And the 1930's Onion, Clove, Cider, and Brown Sugar glaze that I did for it went over well with my Husband; I didn't dry it out, either, like I was concerned I would because it was pre-smoked (none of the small ones we could find came raw, but that worked out because I really didn't have time for the nonsense of cooking the whole thing, frankly).

There was so much food overall, though, that none of us actually wound up getting dessert. But for my part, I did fairly well doing exactly what I wanted to and making just enough for everyone. So we didn't wind up having very much in the way of leftovers for what I made.

And I didn't wind up vomiting last night. So score one for the first time I've made it through a holiday feast since being diagnosed with CAG, without a flair! 🥂🎉 I'm so damned happy about that! But oh wow I am so absolutely tired today ... Not flared, thankfully (though definitely Fibro sensitive). But definitely very freaking worn out to the point I can barely stay awake.

I did realize, however, when setting up my Modrana Altar today, however ... That I may have accidentally left my Beeswax tapers over at my old Covenmate's whenever I was there for Halloween (and if not, then I genuinely have no idea where they could be, because they're not in any of my supply boxes ... And today's Black Friday (Capitalist nightmare extraordinaire 🤮), so it's going to be difficult to convince my Husband to take me to Walmart after work in order to pick up some cheap ones so I can still do the ritual offerings 😬 I'm incredibly annoyed by that, because now that means I've missed every single event and holiday this month.

Oh well. You win (or celebrate) some ... And you don't. That's just life.

[fairydragonfly]

The OmniFate's First Winter Fest

They are so in love. I ship them so much.

After receiving the Logic volume 2 book from Tess, Madi gained this sentiment. Okay, this is super cute.

I love this. This new sentiment system is changing the game! It adds so much to make personality to the sims that has been missing this whole time.

For example. . .

Madi and Tess have drastically different memories of how the Grand Ham they made for dinner. Tess thought the food was terrible, and was disappointed it didn't come out better. Madi was just happy about how fun and special it was to cook together for the holiday. I thought this was so funny.

Father Winter arrived with a great gift for Tess. It's actually something Madi had been wanting for a while, but it will definitely be a great addition for both of them.

Madisyn actually gave Father Winter a gift, but all she got was a Knife Block. Wow.

Tess got the Jamtastic Gift sentiment about Father Winter. Okay, fair, it was a great gift. (also, maybe they went a bit too far with these canning sentiment.)

Also, FW has the You are My Jam sentiment for Tess, which is weird. If you recall from an earlier pic, that is an enamoured sentiment. I think he might have a crush on Tess. Innappropriate FW. She's taken. Get it together.

He later gained the same sentiment about Madi. I think his dirty little mind is in the gutter. Never gonna happen, friend.

Madi left a secret present for Tess in the mailbox.

And FW left another gift under the tree for Tess that would have made more sense for Madi. But okay.

Madi recieved the Farmer Veggies and Herbs packet from Marcus in the mailbox. This may actually come in handy with her job. Good one Marcus. We'll have to remember to give him a gift in return next time we see him.

When FW leaves, Tess and Madi head out to volunteer at a soup kitchen.

The return feeling very pleased at how well their first Winter Fest as a family turned out. There's just one more thing they need to make this the perfect day.

Ahem. Just taking a moment to admire how cute the new bed is in this room. Don't mind me.

Happy Winter Fest Tess and Madi! I love you.

. . . . .

And with that, the OmniFate's can check off WinterFest from their list.

Okay, also, has anyone else had a problem with some of their keys stopping working on Tumblr, or is it just me? It freak me out and made me worried that my keyboard was messing up, but they work on everything but Tumblr. So I've been having to type everything out on a sticky note and copy and patste it into the post. It's very frustrating.

Oh, also. The 10 picture per post limit has forced me to start getting more creative with photo editing. I don't like it. But other than that, I'm really enjoying posting on this platform.

Start from the beginning.

[hookahmancer]

Coldsteel: Hot and Cold part 1

The howling sirens of the Mobius City bank can be heard from across the village, out running with a big sack of money is none other than the nefarious naydoer Coldsteel.

He pulls down his bandito mask just long enough to tell the chasing guards behind him "nothing person-el wagie cucks!" The guards stop and gasp

"He took off his mask! We've been exposed!" "He really is the most vile!"

He sneers but in his path is Amy Rose.

"What do you think you're doing Coldsteel?" He looks around confused

"You're not Sonic. What was he busy or something? Sending his poor little..." He looks up and down her body. "Sister? To umm...buh"

"SISTER?! I'll have you know little man I'm Sonic's future wife!"

"I doubt that..." She grumbles and pulls her hammer back and he mutters "oh shit" and runs towards his left. She yells for him to come back here and in the far distance "nothing person-el kiddo!"

She grumbles and says "what trash..." The guards have these smirks on their face.

"What are you two smirking about?!"

"Nothing kiddo. Nothing at all." "He calls everyone kid."

"It's about context Amy. You know if you plan to win Sonic's heart you gotta pick up on these things."

Meanwhile as Coldsteel is still running he starts getting short on breath.

"Wow this running stuff is hard work how does Sonic do it?! Imma take a smoke break. That'll reinvigorate me. Smoking is way better than cholesterol riddled chili dogs." As he starts vaping he realizes where he is.

"Wait...isn't this one of Eggman's territories? Oh that schizo could be of great use to me!" He puts his vape away, grabs his money sack and heads toward the entrance where this giant spike robot looks down at him assessing.

"Hedgehog... Not Sonic, not Shadow, state your name and business."

"Coldsteel. Business is let me in or else."

"Threat assessment confirmed. Hate that hedgehog." Spikes come out of it's body that Coldsteel easily avoids, but realizes he can't make physical contact with the robot without those spikes prodding into him.

"I probably should've thought this through... How does friggin Shadow do it?! Oh wait he has a gun. I should probably get me one of those. I mean now that I have MONEY I can... But..."

Eggman's fortress doors slide open and Dr. Eggman walks out aggravated.

"What is all this commotion about? HEDGEHOG!"

"Wo wo there Eggy! I didn't come here to fight but make a deal!"

Eggman raises his hand to have the spike robot stand down "I'm listening..."

Coldsteel plops down the sack revealing the swathes of cash inside.

"I got all this money see? And I'm willing to pay you a large sum of it to make me something..."

"Pthfft. I am a SCIENTIST! What good is your money to me?! I'm basically a god! If I want something I can just create it. Perfect it. Your money is no good here, go home."

Coldsteel puts on a Joe Biden voice "comeon man!"

"What would you even have had me build you? Some sorta ray gun to nuke that insipid Shadow? Perhaps some sorta quantum accelerator boots so you could fight toe to toe with Sonic?"

"Man you are a one track mind Scrambled Eggs. No I don't want anything like that. Use that genius of yours to create something useful like a love potion."

Eggman squeels a bit but plays it off as a cough at being called a genius.

"A love potion you say? Such trivial engineering and morally incomprehensible! Why would I manipulate the thoughts and feelings of the neurological pathways of Sonic or one of his annoying friends just to rattle them with false dopamine and serotonin?!"

"Cause we're BAD GUYS you fucking..." Coldsteel rubs his nasal cavity.

"Look, if lets say as an example, you used a love potion on Sonic."

"ARE YOU INSANE PURPLE HEDGEHOG?!"

"Figuratively green eggs and ham! If you used a love potion on Sonic, he'd stop ruining your evil plans. Than you could do whatever you want!"

Eggman strokes his mustache and paces.

"I see your point...However, my relationship with that...hedgehog is complex enough as it is. I don't need to make the situation worse with..."

"Well it's not for YOU, IIII want the love potion to use on..."

"There is NO WAY I'm going to develop a love potion for you to defeat MY sworn enemy!"

"Holy crap I'm gonna kick you in those two little eggs of yours dangling. IT'S NOT FOR SONIC!!!"

"Hmmm..." Eggman paces around some more playing with his hands.

"The answer is still no. Your intention to bait out one of his little friends is commendable, but"

"Oh I see. You just can't do it."

"That's not it at all I just..." Coldsteel grabs his money sack

"You're not a genius at all. You're just some incel playing with his dangerous toys!"

"How dare you?! Fine hedgehog, I will devise you the weaponry you so desire...but it will be on my terms as you are incapable of realizing how volatile playing with emotions can be!"

"Yeah yeah yeah, great. Free will and all that fortune cookie goodness. Let's just do it!"

Later Eggman is mixing together compounds in his lab, puts it in a dart vial, and loads it into a gun. Pointing it around squinting one eye.

"So whom is the intended target hedgehog?"

"Well, I don't know her name, but she's pink, and has this hammer, and..."

Eggman fumbles almost dropping the gun but catches it. "AMY?! YOU'RE PLANNING TO SHOOT AMY OF ALL PEOPLE?!"

"Watch where you're aiming that thing hard boiled!"

Eggman smirks.

"I'll admit. I had my doubts at first...but that is a diabolical plan! Amy has obsessed over Sonic for such a long time, to suddenly lose those feelings for you would leave a subconscious impression Sonic was no good for her. Her infatuation for you will turn into a bitter resentment for Sonic and SHE will be my weapon!"

"...Yes. Yes that's totally what I was thinking. Now gimme the gun." Eggman pulls it away

"As if I would trust something of my creation in the hands of greasy grubby hedgehog hands! I'll be the one doing the shooting!"

"...please no." "Come hedgehog. We have a soldier to recruit into our villainous army!"

As they're hiding in some bushes with binoculars Any is talking with Sonic and Tails about something or another. Eggman whispers to Coldsteel. "Do you see them?"

Coldsteel is checking out up Amy's skirt while she playfully fidgets talking to Sonic.

"Oh I see'em..."

"Alright than I'm going to take the shot. In 3...2...1!"

He shoots the dart and in all her little movements and dancing smitten over Sonic it just misses her and Tails is shot right in the chest with the dart.

"Darn it I missed."

"Eggman I swear to God I'm gonna hang your webos as a trophy."

The heroes are freaking out. "Where did that dart come from?!" Amy screams and Sonic traces it from that angle to the bushes they're hiding it and sees figures in them and runs over drop kicking Eggman right in the face while Tails is having a panic attack saying "is it poison?! Am I gonna die Amy?!"

Sonic thrashes on Eggman "I knew you were a nasty ambre Eggshit but I didn't think you'd stoop so low as to do something like this!"

Coldsteel is hyping Sonic up like "yeah Sonic, kick him again! That Egg punk is getting everything that's coming to him!"

"Mutiny! Treason! All you hedgehogs are alike..."

"Heh, nothing person-el kid."

Tails sees them essentially bullying Eggman and just starts to laugh.

Amy puts her hand on Tails shoulder "are you ok Tails?"

"I feel fine... Actually I feel great. Who, whose that other hedgehog over there just making fun off Eggbutt while Sonic"

Amy squints her eyes and clenches her fist. "Coldsteel!"

Coldsteel notices Amy has spotted him and says

"Well I'd love to stay Doctor but I uhh...I think I left my vape on."

"Don't leave me here with this blue brute! We're a team!"

Sonic about to punch Eggman again says "team?" And looks Coldsteel's way. Coldsteel looks around and makes a run for it. "Gotta go fast!"

He runs for it and trips "ahhh fuck! Me knee!"

Tail gasps and flies over there as quickly as he can. As Any and Sonic notice Tails is acting strange.

"Are you ok Coldsteel?" "Yeah, that just friggin hurt... Sonic never stumbles. Fricking Mary Sue ass nigga."

Tails giggles and says "hold on..." Pulls out a first aid kit with anti bacterial, napkins, and bandaids, and puts it on Coldsteel. "All better!" With a big innocent smile and Coldsteel smiles back.

Sonic yells at Tails "Tails get away from him. That guy is bad news!"

Tails gets up and scolds Sonic "Sonic you know what sorta psychopath Egg garbage is! He probably used to some sorta mind control device, or or...held his family hostage! Or maybe he thought we were the bad guys! Or..."

"Tails bro, you're acting really strange... Whatever Eggman infected you with. It's messing with your head."

"My head is fine! You're just...being a jerk!" Tails turns back to Coldsteel and holds his hand.

"You wanna stay a while Coldsteel? I'd love to show you the plane I've been working on! Maybe Any could cook us up a...well I mean her cooking stinks but she tries."

"I heard that you little twerp!"

Coldsteel rubs the back of his neck really uncomfortable at the predicament he's found himself in and says "Ehhh, sorry. But your friends are kinda right about me little guy."

"My name is Tails." "Yeah yeah Tails. Uhh... Y'see EGGMAN HERE kinda screwed up the plan."

"He does that a lot." "I'm noticing..."

Eggman is crying on the ground "WHERE'S MY BANDAID?!"

"So I'm gonna go..." "Please Mr. Coldsteel?" He sees the sadness is Tail's eyes, the suspicion in Sonic's, the disdain in Amy's, he raises his hand and Tails flinches thinking he's gonna hit him but just places it on top of his head.

"Nothing person-el kid..." And runs away. Amy screams "yeah you better run coward!"

Eggman is still sobbing and looks up at Tails

"C...could you spare a little of that oxytocin hormone scoring through your blood stream for a genius?" Tails just raises his chin up like the Skinner meme

"Pathetic..."