#it's ghoap x reader ofc

[celenawrites]

The fact that I'm writing a fic inspired by this poem-

who’s up thinking about after the threesome they both take you home by sue hyon bae i’m thinking about after the threesome they both take you home by sue hyon bae

[jerru-chan]

Im still kinda into the idea of reader being jealous of Johnny being Simon's work husband after reading that one drabble about it. I kinda want more of it.

Edit: can writers make something like it? Pretty please?

[velvetchrry]

hockey player!ghoap x smm!reader thoughts

just thinking about how you’re a social media manager for a new hockey expansion team. johnny and simon — who grew up playing hockey together — both got drafted to the pros but have never played on a team together before. they’re both selected for this new franchise — the first time they’ve played together since they were kids.

simon is a defenseman. big, hulking — he’s the guy that's going to initiate fights with the players that are picking on his teammates. you aren’t going to get away with a dirty hit when he's around — he will retaliate. he will dish out a big clean hit when they think they’re safe. especially if it’s johnny. he’s the team enforcer, but still a talented defenseman.

johnny is your center star. he’s wicked fast on the ice, and is always showing off with plays you think are near impossible. he’s surprisingly humble — giving credit where credits due, passing to his teammates when they’re open instead of taking a wild shot himself. he’s the chatty one, always talking up the press during intermission and after the games over.

(and ofc we have gaz as a winger and price as the old goaltender close to retirement, who just can’t give up the game yet)

you were hired with a batch of social media managers in order to promote this new team to the locals. you want to attract season ticket holders. you want people excited for the upcoming season. you want people to meet their players — even though most of them have a history on the ice.

you’re really good at your job. your main job is keeping up with the videos and pictures of the team and players — creating the content that gets posted. your coworkers laswell responds to the fan tweets and comments — she’s got more of a knack for that, where you have the creative eye.

part of your job is getting to know the players and getting them to open up to you on camera, especially when you’re recording. you have them follow along to the latest tiktok trends, record practice sessions and even what time everyone shows up to the arena (simon is early, price is right on time, gaz and johnny are running late). normally your job would be staying on home ice — not following the team when they’re away — but to keep up with content the owners request you specifically go along. it’s been a total hit online and tickets are selling like hotcakes.

you start to really get to know the team — you fly with them and stay in the same hotels. you’re with them at every practice. they start requesting you be the dj at practice even. it helps loosen them up. you get great content. you joke with them. you even stand at the bench during games. (content content content)

johnny of course chats you up first. he's easily to film and he’s your star. he’s the one generating the views and likes and hearts and comments. he’s the one everyone’s excited to see. he’s the first to jump on a new trend you want to film and he’ll encourage everyone to do the same. he’s the only reason that you get simon to be on camera. (and he still won’t go on camera much, rather you have to get shots of him on the ice)

they do their best to include you in everything, but especially when they’re at an away game. if the boys are going out for dinner, johnny will make simon knock on your hotel room door and convince you to join. (you don’t take a lot of convincing, however johnny has to pour simon a stiff bourbon to work up the courage to go ask you). you’re included in celebrations when the team wins. they drag you to one of the guy’s houses for a private dinner and drinks.

johnny and simon start to separately invite you to things — just the two of them. it’ll start off as johnny acting like he has a great new idea for content. he and simon did grow up together, they are best friends. they could have a great little segment together.

but it turns into more. they sit on either side of you. johnny brushes a hand against your thigh and rests it there. simon has an arm on the back of your chair, always keeping his body in the way of any potential threats. always keeping you safe. their sweet little puck slut princess. their hands are all over you by the end of the night.

they take you to a shared hotel room — after all it would be irresponsible for any of your to drive home. and johnny and simon share everything. they’re happy to share a room.

they’re happy to share you.

[luxcuriousao3]

Call of Duty Masterlist

I write for Simon "Ghost" Riley, John "Soap" MacTavish, Kyle Gaz Garrick, Captain John Price, and König.

I write the occasional Ghoap fic, but mostly either OC or fem!Reader fics. I don't cross tag or mislabel them. If it's a reader fic, there will be no names (or y/n) used, it will be either exclusively second person or a mix of second and third, it will only be tagged as Character x Reader, and any physical descriptions will be minimal (pretty much just a mentions of Reader having hair that's long enough to pull/pet lol). OC fics, on the other hand, will have a fleshed out, fully described FMC, only be tagged Character x OC, and always be exclusively in third person.

Requests are always open, but I will be honest that I don't answer them in "first come first served" manner. I just answer them when I get inspiration for whatever prompt you've sent in. Please don't let that stop you from sending them--I am always happy to receive asks, I promise that as long as they are nice, they are never annoying! I am also a staunch supporter of SALS and YKINMKATO mindsets, so you never have to fear judgement from me about any of your ideas. If it's not something I am interested in/comfortable writing, I will just not write it, but I'll never shame you for it.

I welcome and encourage feedback of any kind, including constructive criticism, on my full form fics! I also welcome and encourage you to add your own additions to my blurbs. I would be delighted to see them.

Edit: My stance on writing fics inspired by/based off of any of my writing :) (Includes a great GazSoap fic someone wrote due to one of my Gaz blurbs!)

Bold = fic No bold = blurb

Ghost

Dove (A Zombie!Ghost Story) Masterlist

Ghost/General's Daughter!Reader

Fevered Mistakes (Alpha!Ghost/Omega!Reader) | Less Angsty Ending

Mutt (Ghost) | Alternate Expanded Version

A Little Misunderstanding

Soap

Mutt (Soap)

Stalker Soap | Part Two

Price

Urges

Price takes care of you after you drink too much

Gaz

Modeling

König

Mutter (König/OFC) | Part Two

König ABO

Mommy's Sweet Boy

Collared

Obsessed

Perv!König

More König Mommy Kink

Oh noooo how embarrassing

Rubber Ducky

A Bloody Feast

Lactation

Pathetic König just wants to be loved

Drunk Sex with König

Not-so-Creepy Landlord König | Part Two | Part Three

TF 141

TF 141 + Eyes

Rut Inducers (TF141)

Undercover

TF 141 + The Best They've Ever Had

Ghoap

Ugly

Selfish

[sugaredrhubarb]

Reading with Ru: Aug/Sept Fic Recs

I know I'm certainly in need of some positivity and escapism lately, so I'm gonna try to do semi-regular fic and book recs! Starting with a retroactive what I've been reading from the past couple of months with this account! (I might go back in time and make an all-time rec list later)

COD

starting with cod because i know most of you go here

Sergeant Squeaks by @charliemwrites - (series of one-shots ghost x reader and price x reader separately) both one of my favourite reader characters and my favourite canon setting depictions of Ghost and Price. their own weird brands of showing love are wonderful; the tension leading to getting together is fantastic, and the sex is super enjoyable.

Ghost Stories by @kneelingshadowsalome - (ghost x medic!reader) I'm repeating myself, but I love Salome's writing. This is where I was first introduced to it, and I think it's really special. Ghost POV as he struggles with developing and then accepting love. felt so real and grounded. angsty and then fluffy, and you can't help but adore the reader as well.

saltwater by @ceilidho - (ghost x reader) It's pretty unlikely any of you don't know Ceil, but on the off chance you haven't given this one a read yet, it really is a must. I lump praise on her pretty regularly, but I don't know anyone who is able to portray their character's emotions as intimately as Ceil. her ghost feels really grounded in all his complexity. there is a common theme in these recs of really enjoyable reader characters, and this is not an exception; the reader feels like a full but still ambiguous character who is vulnerable and strong and really great.

don't leave me locked in your heart by @ohbo-ohno - (ghoap x reader dark!) we all know bo, we all love bo. I always love the way she depicts ghost and soap's dynamic changing and evolving to include the reader. the descent into dark territory in this is really really fun. It's also just hot and well-written! if you haven't read it before, go read it, and then go read all of bo's drabbles and asks on here. genuinely one of my favourite dark but still fun writers. I think she balances it really well.

body electric by @yeyinde and Afterburn by @sprout-fics - (141 + Los Vaqueros x reader) a classic. I've returned to these so many times. sometimes you just want to read dirty, filthy, well done, smut and then warm cozy aftercare. not to wax poetic about pure sex (except that's exactly what one should do), but I think it can be really hard to write group sex like this and still have such insightful and individual glimpses into each character and dynamic, and Lev does it wonderfully. and then it's also hard to find good aftercare fic, and Sprout's feels like literal aftercare for both the reader character and the reader.

other fandoms

tried to curate to themes i think overlap in some of the cod works! and I think most of these can be read fandom blind.

i revisited @winterrose527's fic in August, and even though she already knows how much I love her work, I won't skip a chance to repeat it. Anna writes for asoiaf and is pretty much the queen of Robb Stark/Myrcella Baratheon, but I would say the modern AUs (my favs) can be read almost completely fandom blind. Any contemporary romance enjoyer would love her work. I'm really partial to her kid/single-parent fics. I think it's so hard to get right, and I always adore reading her kid characters and how she approaches love stories when kids are involved. anna's works are always brimming with love and incredible platonic, familiar, parent-child, and romantic relationships (if kid fic isn't your thing she also has a ton of other great fics). personal favs: We Could Be a Little Something, And There They Are, All the Same

Lawless by @goldcranes - (arthur morgan x ofc) age difference, cowboy love story, essentially a romance novel. if goldcranes has no fans, I'm dead. I encourage you to explore her work; very few people write as strongly across multiple fandoms as she does, and each of her works feels like a really strong love story with special characters.

The Odyssey by @sunlightmurdock - (bradley bradshaw x reader) 1980's roman literature prof x virgin student - no need to know top gun. katie's work is another entry in the 'feels like it stands really strongly separately from the source material' category. she has multiple ongoing AU's that I really love, but this one is a favourite. i think she does complex characters really well - their actions always feel intentional, and as flawed as they are, I always love them.

Wouldn't it be Nice by allyoops - (m/f captive A/B/O) if you aren't reading original works smut on ao3 you are missing out and allyoops is a great place to start for noncon, dubcon, age gap, taboo etc. enjoyers. they have a ton of works; usually one shots with lots of really delicious dynamics and different settings and tropes.

An Intoxicating Presence by FormerlyIR - (mob a/b/o haladriel) MOB. A/B/O. HALADRIEL. picks up with Halbrand in prison thanks to undercover FBI agent (and his mate!) Galadriel. does that sound crazy and awesome? well it is. mix it with Gal's internal struggle, the added complication of omegaverse, and overall great writing. really fun and really damn good.

civitas terrena by banalityofweevil - (darklina) angel Alina on an exploration of love in immortality with fallen angel Aleks. honestly, it's just a must-read for enjoyers of writing. incredibly creative with divine (literally and figuratively) imagery. i think one of my comments was on the precision of lulu's diction and I really stand by that.

tinsel into gold by ribbonedhare - (darklina) ddlg and cnc friends, this changed me. it is so warm and soft and my god, is it good. just scrumptious.

Be My Babydoll by KittyDruthers - (darklina) ddlg dollification need I say more

check the reading with ru tag for more!

[rememberwren]

it sucks that all the anon hate has discouraged you for writing just what you want :((

my personally, I was actually excited to see where the plot went ghoap wise and if ppl don't like that they should just click off or pretend the second part didn't happen!!!

if ppl don't like ghoap, block the tag and just go looking in simon x reader department.

ofc if you don't feel comfortable leaving it up you don't have to, but my motto is always to stick it to the assholes!!! leave it up just to piss them off and if they keep coming back then it's their own damn fault for subjecting themselves to something they don't enjoy

You would think that would be the end of it!! 😩 I’ve decided I’ll leave it up in case I ever return, I did already have nearly 6k written, who knows if I might feel differently in a month or two. Thanks for being so encouraging! 🩶

[ceilidho]

Just read the heck out of that android Simon snippet you answered for an ask. That was just a taste and I can’t imagine how I’d short circuit over another part (if ever there was one) but genuinely if anyone could pull it off, it would be you. You’re so talented and your writing always hits the mark. The way you write Simon is so finger lickin’ good, not to mention how you write soap 🫶 but yeah just… love your stuff.

i would love 2 write the next part, which would be, ofc, ghoap x reader.

the continuation of that prompt would be just like anon described it - ghost becoming steadily more obsessed with you (and johnny, because he becomes so completely devoted to you that he can't help but mimic your feelings towards johnny) until he manages to procure a Soap-Bot that is an exact replica of your late husband. maybe even has his former memories somehow :\\ maybe even thinks that he's the Real Johnny like he never actually died :\\ and part of you questions whether he actually is....after all androids appear so lifelike and johnny even feels warm to the touch. he remembers everything about you. he even somehow knows Ghost, hangs off every word he says and treats him like a real person, like a coworker that he's got a thing for. but you know he's not real. you think he's not real. he still has the mask on his face but you wonder sometimes what you'll find if you roll it up.

thank you so much 😭😭😭 i so so so appreciate it!!!

[ohbo-ohno]

i had this idea today- no worries if it’s not your style or if your uncomfortable with it but what about if Johnny and Simon have an established relationship already and have a flat in the city near their base. then bc there rarely actually in the flat they decide to find a flatmate to occupy it and look after it while there away. then they get obsessed with her and create a plan to get her to be a third- just like constantly acting like their both already dating her and eventually she is like “wtf are you guys doing?” and they sorta manipulate her into thinking it’s normal and that’s just how they act. (ofc they manage to seduce her and they become a cheeky lil thrupple)

i know for a FACT that someone on this hellsite has written about obsessive neighbors ghoap before but i cannot find it despite endlessly scrolling the entire ghoap x reader tag so!!

i read a (very soft) marvel fic yearssss ago with basically this premise and it has always always always been one of my favs. an established couple taking one look at someone else and going "we want you"? oh i'll eat it up every time!!

i also love the idea of the reader insert struggling and being Very Very determined to not ask anybody for help. ghost and soap have to find increasingly underhanded ways to like, make her let them fix her sink or smth stupidly simple like that. they (really just ghost, johnny's not so sneaky) disguise their very intense desire to help by just pretending they care about their neighbors

they'll bring you food, help you carry groceries, give you rides to work, like if there's something these two can do to be around you for longer, they're doing it. you cannot catch a break from either of them - when one isn't there, the other is, and most of the time they both manage to sandwich you

(ghost is absolutely the kind of asshole to ask you to watch his dog while he travels for work, only for you to walk into their apartment and see johnny lounging on the couch. when you try to explain the miscommunication johnny just laughs and goes "that bastard, he thinks he's funny. might as well stay now though, huh bonnie?" and you're not leaving that apartment for at least three hours)

[ohbo-ohno]

so like i'm just thinking about ghoap x reader and like if it was me i'm a really picky eater like to an insane extent so how would they react if reader/me was not into like any of the food that they got and was just being really stubborn? like i want to imagine that ofc they would be understanding and want to make me/reader happy but at the same time i feel like they would insist like "here try this" and y'know just kinda manipulate me lol

lmfao you and me both babe! i get basically the same meal at every restaurant and never change my order. one of my closest friends gets chicken strips at mexican restaurants. picky eaters are my people

at first they might think you're refusing to eat out of stubbornness (i talked about the results of a hunger strike here) but once they realize you like actually hate the food they're serving, they'd just try and figure out what you like! which would be a bit of a pain, since you're so averse to them knowing literally anything about you early on, but simon pays close attention to what you do eat off your plate when they give it to you, and slowly only things you do like start showing up :)