Maybe it’s ‘cause I don’t fuck with Christmas(I literally have the tag blocked) but I was thinking this morning how easy it would be to kill Santa Claus...
Like, the fucker is drinking milk and eating cookies from all sorts of houses all around the world. No one would ever trace it back to you if you just poisoned him. And there can’t be that many doctors deep in the North Pole, like...I could just add electrical fence to my chimney and no one could blame me for that either!
We could call it Operation Slay Santa Claus, ‘cause we’re gay.
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Three of Emily O’Leary’s hand-hooked dog rugs (@emiliaoleary); bottom two photos were shot by Bucky Miller for an installation in his Wraymour&Flanigan project (strongly recommend seeing the full installation photos!)
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nikaido 💕 can never get enough of her
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@cryptotheism your shitpost about Father John Yogurt has been heavy on mind ever since I read it and I had an Urge
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"Alright then, Cowgirl, show me you know how to ride.”
A piece for my friend @fishing-lesbian-catgirl 's story: Coldshot's Called Shot
It's spicy! If you like it spicy, give it a read! Bonus extra spicy artwork by yours truly featured in the story too
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