I've gotten two different scam attempts in my inbox along the lines of a person desperately asking for donations to pay for their medical issues. Please be careful with random blogs asking for money. It's so fishy if you take a long look at their blog and see that they only have a handful of reblogs, and obviously, it tugs at your heartstrings to see someone in need, but please be aware and check anything out that is directly asking you for money.
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I'm allowed to make this joke, but I love that Jewish death rituals are like:
"Pfeh, for what should I spend $12,000 on a big fekakte box they see only for five minutes before they cover it with dirt?"
"Don't waste my good suit what might fit my nephew Lev if the bum should ever even try to get a real job!"
"Embalming? Don't mind me, I'll rot in the dark."
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We've reached a new level of forgetting Hermie, friends, where Anthony gave him A Fact, declared him technically a toddler, and then had a huge Foster-Close Family episode where Hermie wasn't mentioned a single time
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Hi tumblr I haven't posted art in a billion decades
I've seen some "what if scam and jodie did raise hermie and they were just a happy couple" posts and as the number one scam/jodie lover, here's a doodle
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i think the most annoying part of dog food discourse is how many people will act as though proplan/hill’s/Royal canin diets aren’t extremely and prohibitively expensive and that THAT is the reason so many people look into healthy alternatives.
People complain about corn being in the first five ingredients on most of those feeds because, regardless of other factors here, that is not an expensive ingredient. But it makes up a large chunk of the dry food. So the dry food should be fairly affordable, right?
Oh… with tax you’re spending about $100 for one 45lb bag of food where the third ingredient is wheat and the fourth and fifth ingredients are corn.
Oh… well! It’s slightly cheaper! But the second ingredient is rice, third is wheat, fourth is corn, and then fifth is poultry byproduct. None of those are very expensive so this just must be the low end cost of dog food unfortunately. The vets recommend it so surely that means prices aren’t inflated, right?
Oh? This one has similar ingredients with the only real difference being no corn? And it’s half the price?? Well surely that’s just a fluke.
Oh. Oh no.
This one even has CORN in it and it’s $20 cheaper?? Wow!
Like listen at some point I don’t care if your dog food has the ichor of the gods in it, I’m not spending $100 every five days if there are cheaper options with just as many “good” ingredients in it. If you think I’m a dog abuser because I can’t afford this overpriced garbage, that’s too bad. I don’t care. My dogs are perfectly healthy with the food I give them. Great weight and great coat. People giving dog food recommendations that aren’t those top three hyper-expensive dog foods aren’t trying to epic own those dastardly vets half the time, but I really don’t blame the ones who do lose trust in vets when the only heartworm protection they recommend lately are expensive triple-action brands like Simparica Trio that costs $120+ as opposed to the other heartworm protections that are only about $40-$60 on average, which is still cheaper even if you add on a $20-$40 flea and tick protection separately, and only recommend dog food that costs $85+ a bag even if your dog doesn’t have specialized dietary needs.
Those top three foods are GREAT at making competent prescription diets, I don’t deny that. I do still have to criticize the pricing of those prescription diets though because I have spoken to DOZENS of people who had to pull their pets off of a prescription diet and struggle to find something comparable because they couldn’t afford the food, and that’s terrible! These are not poor companies! Purina, Royal Canin, and Hill’s can ABSOLUTELY afford to lower their prices to make their food accessible to people who need it for their animals but they don’t. They probably never will. Because at the core they are run by greedy corporations. It doesn’t matter how many good nutritionists are on board if the company is run by people who put profits over customers and make the food impossible for people to afford.
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Finally finished the Scam drawing (it is a gift and the person it is for knows >:] )
I relisened to episode 33 while drawing this and god is Hermie suiciadal i did not remember that (i got all the jokes this time tho so yay me!) And i DID NOT remember Link saying he had dreams about killing his dad for like a whole summer?!?! Like excuse me, what a super wierd thing to say out of nowhere (yes that is a refrence)??? Anyway this was kinda nightmare (i only discovered after doing the lineart for it that i had stabilizer off) and i didnt really wanna color it cause scam is always a mess in that regard to me (i dislike choosing pallets okay?) but i finally got thru it, hope you guys like it.
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its so fucking funny how moonbeam was built up as this mystical and mysterious fortune teller that set off the whole album. and then the movie came out and threw everything off
like yeah shes the fortune teller who says the "follow the emerald star” line but she's actually a scam artist and completely pulled that line out of her ass. she's a skeptic in this universe full of supernatural happenings. she's also part of the World Enders (which was infamously founded by an undead biker guy). she's also close friends with johnnie redmayne (whose also undead) and his surprise third brother whose the leader of the arson biker gang she's apart of. and actually she and buck probably aren't romantically interested in each other so he's probably not the narrator of Moonbeam and so she does have a separate love interest but we have no clue who it is. she spends half her screen time scamming Buck out of his money and the other half calling him a fucking moron. she's the only one here whose remotely has her shit together out of the whole cast. 99% of this was never even hinted at prior to the movie and i have no idea if we'll ever see her again. her entire concept is hilarious and i love her
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General psa to not just go for natural supplements claiming to boost testosterone or estrogen without looking into whats in it and what the ingredients actually do, because a lot of them will just boost LH and increase the more predominant hormone in your body or depend on what gonads you have. Im not sure how it would vary for different intersex conditions but unless its a drug that actually increases estrogen or testosterone or progesterone etc. (or is straight up the hormone) for anyone with any organs, its not going to give you your desired result.
Do research into what a drug or supplement does before taking it. Chances are, some boost hormones depending on the organs in your body and are not inherently masculinising or feminising(whichever effect preferred), and may have other unrelated effects on the body. I feel like people often ignore that herbal supplements can cause harm too, if taken improperly or with no knowledge of what they do to the body.
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the fact that Jodie Foster dated and later had a child with Scam likely / Well Actually poses so many questions im gonna lose it
• is jodie no longer with morgan? and does that mean glenn finally gets to be with her?
• hermie and taylor are like. half-half brothers ???
• just in general what the FUCK did jodie see in the humanoid equivalent of mansplaining
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just once i would love to find a call for art that manages to hit more than one of
easy to submit to (I don't have to create a new piece from scratch in a week)
has some amount of actual prestige
has even a chance of getting money out of it
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