#it's my list that's my right

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

I simultaneously want to live a lifestyle where I can regularly afford to EXTRAVAGANTLY tip service workers, whilst also living in a world where topping culture is not normal or necessary because minimum wage laws do their damn jobs and actually allow all workers to comfortably support their selves & families without relying on the arbitrary "generosity" of entitled customers

[i-can-bench-220]

we are feeling emotional about the mystery solving talking dog cartoon in this chili’s tonight

[itwoodbeprefect]

people who only speak languages that don’t make compound words by smashing multiple existing words together into one big mess of letters with no spaces will never experience the epic highs and lows of reading a salad recipe that calls for “kerstomaatjes”, which depending on where your brain thinks the cutoff point should be could mean either cherry tomatoes (kers-tomaatjes) or small christmas grannies (kerst-omaatjes). it’s “let’s eat, grandma!” vs. “let’s eat grandma!” all over again, but concentrated into a single word, which, as two prominent examples of humorous language mishaps, should set one thinking about the international linguist community’s apparent repressed desire to cannibalize their maternal forebears. in this essay i will

[eugeniedanglars]

BEYOND obsessed with this house in fort worth, texas i mean

okay pretty normal, let’s look at the interior photos—

WHAT THE FUCK

here we see the first example of a pattern that will recur throughout the house, which is that once your eyes adjust to the bonkers dictator chic marble-and-gilded-everything, you notice some pretty egregiously shoddy workmanship. look at how that baseboard intersects with the outlet. look at how the marble... uh, thing on the wall (i was gonna call it a fireplace but it’s not a fireplace, i have no idea what that is) has gaps and weird angles wherever two pieces meet. it’s like they’re trying to recreate versailles on an ikea budget

i... don’t hate the kitchen. i mean, obviously it’s ugly and #toomuch and there was zero effort made to match the very modern appliances and sink to the cabinets, but still, i’m a sucker for a pass-through and a big sink with a window above it.

this ceiling Fucks but the wrinkly, uneven curtains and terrible caulking around the faux-column in the middle anti-Fuck

why did we suddenly completely switch aesthetics. why is there an old TV set into the wall at floor level. why is there a tiny set of doors next to it. why does the fireplace look like an asset ripped from the original dark souls. i feel a sinister presence sucking at my soul the longer i look at this photo

i feel like whoever designed this monstrosity started with the dining room and then once they’d finished it realized they’d blown half their budget on just this one room. it’s so overdecorated that the gaudiness feels intentional, like it’s a statement rather than a side effect of genuine tastelessness. i can applaud that.

here we have the antithesis of the dining room. i don’t know what this room is supposed to be but i hate it. i’m pretty sure everything in this photo literally came from ikea. there is a lack of commitment here and it is rancid

ladies, gentlemen, distinguished colleagues, we have now hit the cornerstone of any great tacky real estate listing: the heart-shaped bathtub! this one gets bonus points for being next to a gilded mirror and surrounded by bright red damask wallpaper. as a bathtub i’d give it a 1/10 because those angles look incredibly uncomfortable, but as a place to shoot my lover through the heart while wearing a gauzy fur-trimmed bathrobe before fleeing with our ill-gotten fortune i’d give it a solid 11/10

here we are with the lack of commitment again. this literally looks like the kitchen in my college dorm but with a weird fringey lamp and some curtains that are absolutely too long for their windows

again, the mix of styles here is just killing me. half damask wallpaper and carved wall panels, half normal-ass bathroom? really? isn’t there anything truly unhinged left in this house? anything truly opulent, decadent, off the chain, extravagant, gaudy—

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT BAY BEE!!! THAT’S MORE THE FUCK LIKE IT!!! COMMIT! TO! THE! BIT! GO BIG OR GO HOME! IF YOU’RE GONNA STICK A CEILING DOME IN THE FOYER OF YOUR SUBURBAN TEXAS HOUSE IT HAD BETTER BE TWELVE FEET IN DIAMETER AND PAINTED WITH DOZENS OF FLOWERS OR ELSE WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING HERE??

and finally, to close out the show, a reminder that this entire acid trip of a real estate listing took place in an ordinary, modern single-story house in texas, one with a backyard and utility boxes on the exterior walls and neighbors who may be blissfully unaware that they live mere feet from a yawning pit of madness.

i love tacky real estate listings.

[fagtainsparklez]

cishet ccs i think should participate in mcc pride

wilbur soot (bi-coded)

punz (token straight)

joel smallishbeans (bi wife energy)

captainsparklez (also bi-coded)

all of scott’s husbands, by proxy

grian (he can harness whatever the fuck he was possessed by in last life to win)

jack manifold (for the time carson thought he was bi)

purpled (so punz isn’t lonely)

goodtimeswithscar (slut representation)

[mjulmjul]

more red

[halfricanloveyou]

the level of caucasian stupidity on this site is fucking ridiculous. do ya’ll ever considering shutting the fuck up? Black people will never want or need you inputting your “opinion” on our race issues you cannot and will not ever understand. seriously. shut the fuck up.

and specifically white colonizer europeans trying to tell Black americans that racism isn’t real in their “much superior country that’s mainly white.”

and here’s some articles on the issue for those who genuinely want to know more (note: these are specifically regarding Black people):

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/11/what-black-america-means-to-europe-protests-racism-george-floyd

https://www.enar-eu.org/Introduction

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-46369046.amp

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.euronews.com/amp/2020/06/04/analysis-is-europe-any-better-than-the-us-when-it-comes-to-racism

[thesaintofnevergettingitright]

Did anyone ask for my extremely strong opinions about Eliot Spencer’s love life? No. Am I going to give them anyway? Absolutely I am. 

[coolnonsenseworld]

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[seefasters]

top 10 worst bj hunnicutt puns

[nordsea-horizons]

i wanted to say a little thank you to the ac community for making normcore and a more relaxing gameplay style more popular again! I have seen so many people going back to enjoying the little things in the game and it has inspired me to do the same! I’ve had so much fun with that lately and it has made me remember what a comfort this game can be💛

[itsme-tori]

Awful Silco takes I've seen

So yeah in this post I'll be touching on the shitty Silco takes I've seen going around a lot in the fandom and also the ones which I don't see too much but still make me want to jump off a bridge.

Note: Just because I'm very willing to defend Silco, I understand that he's not a good man nor the best father. I'm very willing to recognize his crimes and I can make a whole list on them if asked.

Silco was only in it for the power

People tend to say how Silco was just trying to satisfy his insatible thirst for power. How he's just another power-hungry villain, using his "Anything to achieve power" speech as proof that it was his main goal.

The thing is, in ep 3, we get to see what is ACTUAL goals were. We see him talking to Vander and when Vander asked if it was all for pride, Silco says, in disbelief that Vander would say that "For respect. Opportunity Everything they've denied us." This isn't a man hungry for power, this is a man hungry for freedom. His speech later only confirms it.

"We had a vision Vander! A dream of freedom. Not just for the Lanes but the whole of the underground, united as one! The Nation of Zaun." His whole body moves with theses words. His believes in this dream. This is something he's always fought even before the betrayal. This isn't just a power grab for him.

Silco didn't do anything to improve Zaun/Silco didn't care about Zaun

A lot of people tend to gloss over the changes that Zaun has went through during the timeskip:

People are in much better clothing than they were in Act 1. There's air filter machines, cars and the economy looks much better improved.

Another thing, Silco has the power over enforcers now. They don't just come in as they please whenever something happened topside. I mean cmon! Compare Piltover's reactions when the kids blew up the building and killed no one in Act 1 to when Jinx blew up a building and killed six enforcers. Yeah, improvement.

There's also a widespread misconception that shimmer is a completely awful drug only used to get people addicted. Yes we do see people in Zaun sadly get addicted to shimmer and in turn ruined their bodies, but:

This belief completely glosses over Silco and Sevika's use of shimmer (medicine for Silco's eye and Sevika's use for it in battle.)

Heck even Caitlyn used shimmer to save Vi's life. Just one drop was used to heal a literal stab wound in seconds. The reason Sky is even dead in the first place is because Viktor decided to not get any shimmer.

Yeah it's 100% bad guys :P

Okay now let's get onto the very awful takes on Silco's relationship with Jinx. Buckle in folks.

Silco's taking in of Powder was a manipulation tactic

This is completely unfounded. Like really? The guy was literally going to stab her only mere seconds ago! How in that moment did he realize that she could be useful to his goals? She's just a mere a child in his eyes and he didn't know that she was the one who made the bomb in the first place!

No instead, his taking in of Powder was one of his few actions in Act 1 that wasn't related to his goals. This girl, crying unto his chest after he asked her where her sister was, sobs out, "She left me. She is NOT my sister anymore." It is at this moment he looks at Vander's body, finds that her pain is similar his, hugs her and gives her words of comfort that she takes right into her heart: "We'll show them. We will show them all."

I've seen people also claim that Silco kidnapped Powder which I go over in this post here.

Silco only loves Jinx as a tool

I know that at first glance that it may *seem* like he only keeps her around for her skills but have you people actually considered that she was also pretty detrimental to his cause?

Literally their first scene together after the timeskip was after she messed up badly on a mission. Sevika complains on how she's just a problem and Silco instead calls out Sevika for not "making sure things went smoothly."

Jinx was the one who messed things up yet instead of a punishment, she only gets a kind rundown of how things will be affected and a day off for her to rest and "focus on her gadgetry."

If she was merely only loved for her usefulness, then Silco does a pretty shit job at making sure she's the perfect solider who doesn't mess up missions.

I mean, look how much he cherishes her! He keeps her gifts around where anyone can see them. Even when she went and killed six enforcers, his only actions against her were to yell at her and take her pen from her when she wasn't listening.

He refuses to give Jinx to Piltover in exchange for the Nation of Zaun, his entire life goal. That is enough proof that he loved her.

Silco doesn't care about Jinx's mental issues/Keeps Jinx mentally instable so that she'll only be loyal to him

Silco takes Jinx to river in ep 5 after she confides in him that she couldn't solve the hexgem in an attempt to help her with her demons.

It's here in this scene that he's wanting her to kill Powder because I quote Silco, "So that the fear of pain will no longer control you." He doesn't want Jinx to be a prisoner of

Why waste all that time on helping her with issues if he doesn't care?

Also there's also there's this weird thing about people saying that had Silco cared, he would've taken her to therapy. WHERE are any signs that therapists exist in their world. Show me the person who has PhD on psychology.

Silco knows she has tons of problems. But what could he do? He's just a broken man helping his broken daughter the only he knows how.

Silco lied to Jinx about Vi being dead

You're telling me that that whole "FROM THE DEAD?!" scene just flew by your head completely? Dude, you're due for a rewatch asap.

Marcus arrested Vi (without Silco or Jinx knowing whatsoever), told Silco that Vi was dead and Silco relayed this to Jinx.

He had NO idea he got fucked over by Marcus until Vi actually came back. That's why he even went to the Sherrif's house in the first place! He threatened Marcus to fix what he's done or there would be consquences.

Silco and Jinx's relationship is romantic/sexual

*seen throwing up into a sink* Sorry sorry but what? A girl being close to man does NOT always mean they're in that kind of relationship. "B-but I wasn't close to my dad like that omg-" shut up for the love of everything that's good in this world. Just because you weren't close physically to YOUR parents doesn't mean it's the same for everyone else.

I'm very close to my mom. I hug her constantly, kiss her on the cheeks, heck I've even slept in the same bed as her for some period of time when I was like 14/15. This DOES NOT mean I want to fuck my mom nor does she want to do the same to me (haha I nearly died typing this message).

"But she sat on his lap-" okay and? Jinx is someone who very clearly goes up into people personal space when she wants to interogate them.

Look at her interrogation scenes with Theiram and Sevika. She got all up close to them but for some reason no one bats an eye at this. This is very typical Jinx behavior which doesn't mean she wants to fuck any of these characters. Context matters people.

Silco should've let Jinx died if he really cared

I shit you not, I've seen not one but multiple people claim this. HUH? You're actually fucking telling me that a father seeing his daughter near death and doing everything he POSSIBLY could do fo save her life, is a sure sign that he doesn't care about her?

I've seen someone argued that since she wanted to commit suicide, Silco should've respected her wishes.

First off dimwits, Silco didn't KNOW she pulled the pin herself. He came only in aftermath, seeing her all bloodied, ashed and went full dad panic mode. Second off, no parent, let alone Silco, would let their child to die just because they're suicidal. I seriously hope these people never meet someone with suicidal thoughts. Like I'm actually serious.

Jinx shot Silco to purposefully save Vi

Look at the scene where she shoots and kills him. She's in the middle of a breakdown and only struck when she heard the click of her gun.

Nothing in that moment mattered to her. Not Vi, not Silco. She was merely reacting to sound which she percieved as a threat. She doesn't even look back to see if Vi was okay, she's completely in her world. I find this scene to be a parallel of her breakdown in ep 4.

Now, this isn't to say that she doesn't care about Vi. She LOVES her sister. But at that moment, Jinx only cared about keeping herself safe.

The "You're Perfect" line was a manipulation Tactic

I'm sorry I just don't see how a scene where a father literally comforts his daughter who just shot him as just some ploy to get her to do what he wants.

He already very clearly expressed how the Nation of Zaun was nothing compared to Jinx ("Is there anything so undoing, as a daughter?)

His last words were as followed: "I never would've given you to them. Not for anything. Don't cry, you're perfect." There's so 'you have to complete this goal for me', this is him dispelling her fear of being betrayed by him and his final message of love. Nothing mattered to him in his last moment, only thing he cared about was his daughter.

[rea-can-yeet]

@writing-genshin-obsession 's amazing incorrect quote that @mari-san-cant had graciously introduced me that time. And also, I wanna connect that idea to my other short comics at this point, I think all of my Rubedo short comics are connected, no wait actually --they're connected now says me hehehe

While Rubedo and reader were playing at the beach:

Venti who can hear the wind:

Meanwhile back at Casita:

[fireandspiceland]

NSFW/Smut Dialogue Prompts - masterpost

I needed more than just 100 prompts that people can request so I combined these x x x x posts into one. Feel free to reblog and use them for your own blogs and fics!

“Are you sure? Once we start, i might not be able to stop."

"Aw, you’re so cute when you blush like that.”

“Aw, your legs are trembling~ does it feel that good?”

“Baby, it’s cold outside.”

“Bet I can make you come without ever touching you.”

“Breed me!”

“Can you guys just fuck already?”

“Car sex looks so much easier in the movies. "

"Catch me if you can!”

“Christ, put some clothes on!”

“Cum all over my face”

“Cum for me.”

“Did I just say that out loud?”

“Did you come inside?!”

“Do you like it? I put it on just for you.”

“Do you want to kiss as bad as I do right now?”

“Don’t treat me like a princess”

“Don’t argue. Just do it.”

“Don’t cover your mouth… I like hearing you.”

“Don’t talk, just spread your legs"

“Don’t you dare to pull out.”

"Don’t you know how to knock?!”

“Fine, but… only if we go slow, okay?”

“Finish inside me, I mean it .”

“First one to cum is the loser.”

“Forget the bed… let’s do it right here.”

“Here, let me show you how to do it.”

“Home is too far away. No one’s going to see us here."

"How long do we have?”

“I can’t wait until we’re alone. There are so many things I want to do to you right now.”

“I could watch you ride me all day."

"I don’t care about consequences.”

“I don’t have to be inside you to make you feel good…”

“I don’t like the blindfold… I want to see you!”

“I like it when you touch me there."

"I like your toys. Can I have them in me? ”

“I swear this was an accident!”

“I think you deserve a treat.”

“I want to see those pretty little lips wrapped around my cock.”

“I want you to fill me.”

“I wanna fuck you right up against the window.”

“If I’d known how much you liked to be watched I would’ve invited him/her/them sooner.”

“If we get caught, I’m blaming you”

“If you don’t like my teasing, then why are you moaning?”

“Is this sofa strong enough for both of us?"

"I’ll call in sick again.”

“I’ll do anything you want me to do to you, but you have to say it out loud.”

“I’m gonna marry you just for doing that.”

“I’m in heat./ I’m horny. ”

“I’m not gonna stop leaving marks till I’m sure everyone will know you’re mine.”

“I’ve been thinking about doing this all day."

"Just sit back and let me give you a show.”

“Keep doing that, and I’ll cum in no time"

“Lay back and touch yourself. I want to watch.”

"Leave your hand there, sweetheart, it feels good."

"Let me show you why we should stay in bed. ”

“Let’s do it in the bathroom, you can be as messy as you want.”

“Let’s sneak in and do it there.”

“Lick it. Right there.”

“Looks like someone wants to be a dad/mom.”

“Make sure I won’t be able to walk tomorrow”.

“My cum’s dripping out, let me push it back in you.”

“Oh, look who’s not wearing any underwear~"

"On all fours, right now!”

“Please tell me you got protection.”

“Please, let me taste you.”

“Please, ruin me.”

“Round 2, baby” (or any number, lol)

“Someone’s happy to see me."

"Stop undressing me with your eyes and start using your teeth.”

“Swallow. All of it.”

“That is kinky even by my standards…”

“That position looks impossible enough, let’s try it.”

“That’s a nice way to start a day”

“That’s it, keep cumming.”

“They’re all watching the movie. They’re not even going to notice.”

“Three is not a crowd. Three is just a start.”

“WOAH- is that going to fit?”

“Were you just masturbating?”

“We’re already late… do you want to be more late?”

“We’re gonna need a bigger bed.”

“We’ve been doing it for three hours… How come you’re not tired?” (or any number, lol)

“What a nice little sound, I think I’ll bite there again.”

“What are you doing in my bed?!"

"What else are you hiding under there?”

“What if I want them to hear/see us?”

“What the fuck, that was amazing. Do it again."

"Who cares if everyone’s watching?”

“You are better than any toy I’ve tried.”

“You look so hot when you dance.“

“You really do love drinking my cum, don’t you?”

"You saw me naked!”

“You taste so sweet/salty”

“You weren’t supposed to hear that.”

“Your head between my legs sounds good right now."

"You’re bigger than I expected.”

“You’re mine, and I don’t share.”

“You’re so cute when you’re all tied up and needy…..”

“You’re so flexible…”

“You’ve got too many clothes on.

“Do I look like I’m messing around? Do I look like I won’t punish you?”

“Fucking is a reward, but you haven’t been good.”

“Move an inch and you won’t be coming tonight.”

“You look just about good enough to eat.”

“Take your clothes off. Right now.”

“We’re really going to fuck here? What if someone sees us?”

“Hands behind your back.”

“Open your mouth for me, baby.”

“Is it good when I touch you here? Or maybe here?”

“Beg for it.”

“Be a good girl/boy for mommy/daddy.”

“I’m going to fucking ruin you.”

“You’re so in for it when we get home.”

“You can take it, you’ve done it before.”

“Just a little more.”

“I won’t apologise for marking you up, everyone should know you’re taken.”

“Suck on my fingers.”

“You look so good with my hands around your neck.”

“Keep your eyes open, look at me, baby.”

“Kiss me properly.”

“You’re so wet.”

“Look how good you take it.”

“My baby, you did so well.”

“God, you feel amazing.”

“Swallow. All of it.”

“Faster! Please, let me come!”

“Do think you deserve a reward/punishment?”

“Don’t make a mess, baby.”

“Come one more time for me, I know you’ve got it in you.”

“Stay still, don’t move your hips.”

“How do you want it?”

“I don’t care if it takes all night, you will submit.”

“Show me how much you missed me.”

“Did you come already?”

“Can you use your hand?”

“Harder.”

“It’s not too tight, is it?”

“I want to see you, want to watch you come.”

“Enough, please, I can’t take anymore!”

“That’s so fucking hot.”

“What makes you think I’m going to fuck you?”

“Spread your legs for mommy/daddy, I want to see you.”

“Slowly, baby, I’m not going anywhere.”

“Holy shit, you came pretty quickly.”

“Do you need to use your safeword, darling?”

“Do you know what happens when you misbehave?”

“Are you holding back? Don’t.”

“Shall we put that mouth to better use?”

“You’re going to come untouched, do you understand?”

“I want it. I want to taste you.”

“Don’t think so much, just let your body take control.”

“Won’t you help me? Please?”

“I don’t like getting off on my own.”

“Oh, baby, you’re drooling everywhere.”

“It’s my thigh or nothing, I’m not helping you get off.”

“I want you so bad.”

“You seem more sensitive than usual.”

“No one’s ever touched me like this, fuck.”

“Turn over, baby.”

“Come for me, you’ve done so well.”

“Again! Please, again!”

“Touch yourself.”

“I said I’d take care of you, did you think I wouldn’t follow through on that?”

“I don’t want anyone else. No one else can make me feel like you do.”

“I know, baby, I know. I’m right here, just breathe.”

“Please! Give it to me!”

“So good for me, look at how much you came.”

“Shh, just look at me, baby.”

“I’ll take care of you.”

“Where did this attitude come from?”

“You like it that much, hm?”

“I need it! Please!”

“God, you love it like this, don’t you?”

“Don’t tease me.”

“Please, I can’t sit still.”

“You know I’m holding back from fucking you over this kitchen counter, don’t push your luck.”

“I need you. I need you both, right now.”

“You know, I could always get you off right here, right now.”

“I can be good, so good! I swear!”

“You didn’t come yet, let me-”

“Do you wonder what it is that makes me scream?”

“We have to make this quick.”

“You’re easy to please.”

“Why not tonight? I’m even wearing something pretty.”

“Why are you being so gentle with me? I like it when you’re rough.”

“Does it make you nervous when I stare?”

“It’s hot when you talk back.”

“You’re so messy.”

“Your thighs are shaking so much.”

“I know what I like, I know my limits.”

“Be good for me and I’ll untie you.”

“I can’t- please- I can’t-”

“That’s good, baby, keep doing that.”

“Just relax for me, I’ll make it feel good.”

“Quiet, baby, the others will hear.”

“I had this dream and- fuck- you couldn’t keep your hands of me.”

“I was good while you were gone! I didn’t even touch myself.”

“I never thought I’d hear you say that, fuck, that’s hot.”

“I want more, please, give me more!”

“You’re still horny? Didn’t I fuck you hard enough last night?”

1“don’t make me take you home and punish you. or, is that what you want, slut?”

“move an inch and you won’t be coming tonight”

“you know, you always look better when i mark you up”

“you’re not going out in that outfit”

“take off your clothes. right now”

“you look so good with my hand wrapped around your throat”

“don’t give me that look”

“you’re more than just a one night stand”

“what if somebody sees us?”

“you’d better be quiet if you don’t want to get caught”

“so desperate for it, aren’t you? if you want it, you better start taking it”

“i told you, you’re mine”

“you belong to me”

“would you rather fuck him/her instead of me?”

“i love it when you moan my name”

“no panties. you need me that bad?”

“don’t cum yet”

“i love it when you talk dirty”

“be a good girl and spread your legs”

“like what you see?”

“open your mouth for me, baby”

“beg for it”

“i don’t care how good it feels, you better not come until i tell you to”

“i bet you think you’re real cute letting them put their hands all over you. we’ll see how cute you look later when i get you home”

“be a good girl for mommy/daddy”

“i’m going to ruin you”

“you’re in trouble now”

“take off your clothes”

“did i say you could stop?”

“i love the way you look with my fingers inside of you”

“you keep acting like a brat and i’ll take you over my knee right here. i don’t care how many people are watching”

“don’t make me tell you twice”

“you taste like candy”

“the only way you’re getting off is on my thigh”

“touch yourself for me”

“is that my hoodie?”

“you can take it”

“keep your eyes open for me, baby”

“behave”

“there’s only one bed”

“if you can’t sleep then...how about we have sex instead?”

“if you interrupt me one more time, so help me god”

“you better be quiet or everyone’s going to know what a naughty little slut you are”

“look at you. i’ve only started using my fingers and you’re already shaking”

“want some help with that?”

“come here. you can sit on my lap until i’m done working”

“you look so pretty on your knees like that”

“did you touch yourself while i was gone?”

“you’re not leaving the house wearing that”

“look at what you do to me”

“stay quiet”

“i want you inside me”

“you feel so good”

“suck on my fingers and get them nice and wet for me”

“you look so good with my hands around your neck”

“you’re so wet”

“you did so good for me, baby”

“could (s)he make you feel as good as i do?”

“if i have to stop what i’m doing, you won’t be able to walk for the next week”

“don’t worry, i’ll take good care of you”

“be a good girl and spread your legs for me”

“you deserve a reward for being so good for me today. what would you like it to be?”

“what did you just say?”

“such a needy little thing, aren’t you?”

“pushing back against my fingers already? how pathetic”

“you have no idea how much i want you”

“if you don’t like my teasing then why are you moaning?”

“say it”

“come one more time for me, baby. i know you can do it”

“god, you feel amazing”

“how do you want it?”

“don’t fucking touch what isn’t yours”

“i know a workout you might actually enjoy”

“i had no idea you were into this kind of thing”

“i’ve never done this before”

“spend the night with me?”

“please don’t stop”

“what are you doing in my bed?”

“stop distracting me”

“if i have to pull over, you wont be able to walk for the next week”

“i don’t care if it takes all night, you will submit”

“harder”

“is that a tattoo?”

“do you know how beautiful you are? it’s truly distracting”

“you know i don’t like to be teased”

“just shut up and fuck me”

“mind if i join?”

“we’re in public”

“slowly, baby. i’m not going anywhere”

“do you need to use your safeword?”

“aww, poor baby. do you want me to take care of it for you?”

“no one’s ever touched me like this”

“turn over, baby”

“you know, there wasn’t a single thing to eat in the kitchen until you came in”

“i see the gift i got you fits well”

“come for me. you’ve done so well”

“you know I’m holding back from fucking you over this kitchen counter, don’t push your luck”

“just relax for me, i’ll make you feel good”

“i was good while you were gone! i didn’t even touch myself”

“does it make you nervous when I stare?”

"You know, you always look so much better when I mark you up."

"You look so good with my hand wrapped around your throat."

"How do you feel about adding another person to the mix?"

"You'd better be quiet if you don't want to get caught."

"You look good all soaking wet."

"Are you sure that's what you want? I could really hurt you."

"Oh my god you're so much better than the last person I was with."

"If you're going to act like a little brat then I'm going to treat you like a little brat."

"I don't care how good it feels you'd better not cum until I tell you to."

"Look, I'm not into choking but I wouldn't mind if you grabbed me by the neck every once in a while."

"I bet you think you're real cute letting them put their hands all over you. We'll see how cute you look later when I get you home."

"You don't have to be gentle with me, I don't break easily."

"Touch yourself for me."

"Do you think you deserve to be punished?"

"You take my fingers so well don't you?"

"Shut up and take your pants off."

"When I get home I expect you to be undressed and waiting on all fours for me."

"Are you wearing my shirt?"

"Do you need me to finger you first?"

"You'd better be quiet or everyone's going to know what a naughty little slut you are."

"Did I stutter? Do as you're told!"

"Look at you, I've only started using my fingers and you're already shaking."

"I can't wait to be on my knees for you later."

"Maybe if I punish you it'll help you remember who you belong to next time."

"Do you want it on your back or would you like to be on your stomach?"

"Suck on my fingers and get them nice and wet for me."

"Oh honey, you know, you really shouldn't tease me."

"If you keep making those sounds I'm not going to be able to stop myself."

"Take it off. Slowly."

"Such a needy little thing, aren't you?"

"Why don't you go put on something pretty for me?"

"Kitten, don't make me tell you twice."

"Pushing back against my fingers already? How pathetic."

"I love the sounds you make when you come undone."

"Maybe I should get you a collar so you don't forget who you belong to."

"You'd better watch your fucking mouth."

"Did I say you could stop?"

"I need you. Now!"

"I'm so sick of your voice. Why don't you come over here and put your mouth to better use?"

"I love the way you look with my fingers inside you."

"You keep acting like a little brat and I'll take you over my knee right here, I don't care how many people are watching."

"I guess I'll just get off all by myself."

"Don't you want to play with me?"

"Yes! I mean yes, Sir!"

"When we get home I'm cuffing you to the bed and going down on you all night until my jaw is sore."

"Wanna see what I'm wearing underneath all this?"

"You deserve a reward for being so good today, what would you like it to be?"

"I can't wait to put bruises all over that pretty skin."

"You look so good on your knees like that."

"I only want to please you."

"Did you touch yourself while I was gone?"

"Are you going to be good from now on?"

"Is that a tattoo?"

"These walls are pretty thick, which means you and I can be as loud as we want."

"Well, since you want to cum so badly, why don't we see how many times I can make you cum right now."

"Come sit on my face, let me show you how much I missed you."

"I wonder what your girlfriend/boyfriend would do if they knew what you were doing right now."

"Do you know how beautiful you are? It's truly distracting."

"So desperate for it, aren't you? Well, if you want it so bad you'd better start taking it."

"Please? I'll be good, I promise!"

"If you don't change out of those shorts and into some pants I'll have them around your ankles by lunch time."

"I bet all our neighbors can hear you, I bet they all know what a dirty little slut you are."

"Open your mouth."

"I never knew someone could cum that fast just from a few fingers."

"Pull my hair!"

"If you leave the house wearing that then the second you get back home I'm going to bend you over that bed."

"If you want to cum you'd better beg."

"You know I don't like to be teased."

"Come here, baby, let Mommy/Daddy take care of you."

"Say my name over and over again and, once you think you've said it loud enough, scream it. I want the whole neighborhood to know who's making you feel good."

"I'm gonna fuck you in front of the mirror, I want you to see how pretty you look when you're spreading your legs for me."

"Maybe I should leave you like this, that way anyone who wanted to use you could have a go with you. Would you like that?"

"I wanna fuck you right against the glass so everyone can see how good you take it."

"Wow, I think you're blushing even redder than the vibrator inside you."

"You know, you look real pretty when you cry."

"I think I like you better with a gag in your mouth."

"Tell me what you like."

"Shh, don't worry, I'll take very good care of you."

"Look at you, grinding against everything, you're really desperate for it. Aren't you?"

"How do you feel about two at once?"

"Is that a thong?"

"Yeah, that's it, baby, just like that."

"Aww, poor baby, you want me to take care of it for you?"

"I love it when you dress up for me."

"Did you dress up just for me?"

"Let me show you what happens to little brats who don't follow the rules."

"Think you can handle that much?"

"Mmm, good morning to you too."

"Just pull the car over!"

"What's wrong? I thought you liked teasing."

"Aww, is my little princess/prince getting shy?"

"Come on, take it all on your own like a good little pet."

"It's okay, honey, you can pull my hair as hard as you want while I'm between your legs."

"Be a good girl/boy and do what I tell you."

"That tickles."

"Were you touching yourself without permission?"

"I think you forgot to lock the door, that means anyone could walk right in and see you like this."

"I see the gift I got you fits well."

"You know, there wasn't a single thing to eat in the kitchen until you walked in."

"Call me selfish, but I don't ever want anyone else to touch you."

[thatdassie]

I double dare you to draw something from Sick With What We Owe (but also not because that would be way too powerful and I’d die).

Sick With What We Owe Each Other by Capriciously_Terminal on AO3

Request granted. Cackling and twiddling my fingers rn

Also I had art ideas for it for a while, so your ask is a good reason to compile them all. Consider it a thanks for letting us read your amazing fic for free. 🤌

Additional breaking news: PEPA CAN TURN INTO THE MF SUN.

rest In Peace in advance

also update: my requests are still open! See the pinned post

[liyazaki]

elevators are for the 🌈s

bad buddy, ep. 3 | you're my sky, ep. 5 | cherry magic, ep. 1