#it's the weirdest mindfuck

[delphinidin4]

I want the teens on this site to know

that someday, people two decades younger than you

will be listening to the music of the early 2020s

and wearing clothes that were popular in the early 20s

(or at least, what they THINK the clothes from this decade looked like)

and they’ll go,

“I was born in the wrong decade! I should’ve grown up in the twenties!”

And you, who lived through the 20s and know what they were actually like

will look at those people and go,

“WHAT the FUCK????”

[sutorus]

✰ HC: BEING IN A SITUATIONSHIP WITH THE JJK F*CKBOYS

DESCRIPTION: my hcs on what it’d be like to be in a situationship/fwb situation with the jjk men hehe

FEATURED: gojo satoru, geto suguru, nanami kento, fushiguro toji

WARNINGS: 18+ MINORS DNI. fem + afab reader, this is fully self indulgent i'm just taking my own shiddy experiences and coping via hot anime men, suggestive content/smut, pretty standard manwhore behavior, slightly toxic, not wholesome, kinda crack tbh, some mentions of degradation as a kink, objectifying women, just like the real thing lol!

A/N: LONG BUT READ! this will Not have an ending where you get together at least not rn these are just my hcs all in good fun ur just having fun ok ur not heartbroken everything is okay. they are not good boys here they are normal regular boys

GOJO SATORU

has way too many hoes. way too many

so much so that he gave up on remembering their names and just saves their numbers like “osaka w the hand kink”, “big tits shibari”, “slut from trig”, “hostess best bjs”

has someone’s boobs with his name written on them in sharpie as his wallpaper

says i love you when he cums inside and you never know if you should believe it

throws you off when he agrees to meet your friends only for him to flirt with them in front of you

takes you to the best clubs with bottle service, lets the girls sit on his lap and laughs when you get mad

pays for your ubers everywhere every time

into the weirdest shit like wearing your underwear laughing like a lunatic the whole time he’s fucking you then after he cums gets sulky and embarrassed

lays it on thick with the pet names, gives zero fucks if that confuses you even further

very public with you and it makes you wonder how many other girls put themselves through this humiliation just for the d

gets jealous about you being with other people and needs to prove himself by eating it from the back or something

fwb with gojo is just a huge mindfuck honestly he doesn’t take anything seriously and this is no different sorry! it’s fun tho!

GETO SUGURU

keeps it extremely platonic because he likes to tell himself he has a conscience

too busy for regular chit chat ignores your texts all day then hits you up when he wants to fuck

even more of a whore than gojo is which is why he makes sure not to lead anyone on he just does not need the trouble

answers all your personal questions about him with one word answers

he lets you choose the movie for netflix and chill at least! but will never remember it or the fact that it’s your favorite :(

cleans you up after sex and brings you water

has female hygiene products in his bathroom which is both a red and a green flag

lets you stay after sex and you just lay there on his bed watching him do stuff on his computer but he will not be talking to you

never calls you baby or anything when he’s fucking you just goes oh fuck yeah right there fuuuuck your pussy

genuinely respects you and has nice decent sex with you unless you tell him that you’re kinky

in which case he fucks you just how you want it and gets off on how turned on you are

not one of those guys who gets jealous of sex toys and holds the wand on your clit for you

likes to make you cum over and over and over again

fwb with geto makes your heart clench because he’s just such a gentleman but you got way too much competition to even think about it

NANAMI KENTO

a professional in every sense of the word

uses sex as stress relief

thinks he's too old for this shit but you make him feel alive so he fucks you like he can empty all of his frustrations into you

invites you to his apartment serves you expensive liquor and lets you initiate things most times unless he’s too pent up

can actually have very nice conversations with you

never has the “what are we talk” because he makes it clear he’s too busy for a relationship

lets you spend the night if it’s too late but solely for your safety/logistics

does your taxes for you but will not call you anything beyond an “acquaintance”

texts you happy holidays but does not know when your birthday is

gets tested consistently even though he’s not fucking anyone else and always uses a condom unless you beg him not to

eats you out because he thinks it’s relaxing and spends hours prepping you

the sexual tension is soooo thick when you two fuck all you can hear is grunts and growls and moans and wet slapping sounds and it’s so hot

has some random turn ons like gets bricked up when you’re wearing lipstick or stockings

fwb with nanami is very enjoyable and easy it’ll get complicated if you develop feelings because he does not want to date but who cares yolo am i right

FUSHIGURO TOJI

broke ass deadbeat dad why are you into him

absolutely nasty sex

you know if he had a girlfriend he’d respect her too much to do the things he does to you

dick game so bomb that you’re scared he’s gonna give you a child even when he’s wearing a condom

wants to fuck you every way he possibly can on every fuckable surface with zero regard for your physical integrity

eats his cum right out of you

ego is so big, grins so wide and fucks you so hard when you stroke his muscles

loves to eat pussy but only after he’s fucked you because he likes it tight and hot with minimal prep

doesn’t follow you on any social media but jerks off to your instagram pics

has like 3 different phone numbers and you don’t know why

has only let you come over once, didn’t let you shower after

no pet names but calls you a dirty whore and other degrading shit

loves it if you cry on his dick

doesn’t give a fuck about your safety sorry you’re on your own

has never told you his last name

one time you asked to see a picture of his son and he didn’t speak for 3 whole minutes

fwb with toji is the nastiest sex you’ve ever had truly it’s just sinful and everyone’s dark hidden fantasy half of it you couldn’t tell your closest friends because it’s just too much

a/n sorry

[vroomvroomwee]

Being an aroace trans person and wanting closeness and connection is one of the weirdest mindfucks you can go through

[orphiclovers]

There's so many interesting ways you could read into Secretive Plotter very deliberately choosing to look like the alt-1863!YJH, and not any of his own turns. This is so unusual that even in ORV everyone is constantly saying their theories about it. 

Kim Dokja thinks SP does it to unsettle him.

41 thinks he's either putting on a show or deliberately giving KDJ hints.

YJH thinks SP is mocking him.

…Secretive Plotter himself says he does it as some weird psychological mindfuck, since 1863rd was supposed to be him but is not—at least he can look like him if not be him. (Somehow the weirdest answer here.)

I personally think it’s noteworthy that alt-1863 looked quite bad physically - scarred face, sunken cheeks and withdrawn eyes, all of which SP replicates perfectly. Perhaps he is unconsciously trying to project his own mental state onto his appearance?

[bluewonderer]

Answer the Questions and Tag 5 Fanfic Authors

beep boop another tag game!

Tagged by @tobyaudax Hi!!

1. How did you get into writing fanfiction?

Obsession over blorbos. Next question.

(Read: needed to whump Hiiro Yui from Gundam Wing. Also needed to crossover Star Wars with Sailor Moon, can't explain why.)

2. How many fandoms have you written in?

(Opens AO3)

Nine, I think. (DCTV, One Piece, SPN, JJK, Daredevil, Bungo Stray Dogs, Trigun, and Doctor Who and Dresden Files by virtue of being crossovers with One Piece and Daredevil respectively).

I wrote a lot when I was younger that I didn't post or posted on ff.net and I don't remember my username. Sailor Moon, Gundam Wing, The Pretender, The Invisible Man, Star Wars, Ronin Warriors, etc.

3. How many years have you been writing fanfiction?

I've been writing since I was probably twelve or thirteen. But not consecutively, with many years of almost no writing activity in between bursts of creativity. So, probably about 8-10 years total?

4. Do you read or write more fanfiction?

I read way more. It's my most prominent source of escapism.

5. What is one way you’ve improved as a writer?

I'm not sure! I remember very intentionally working on dialogue and humor one year, which is where Sure Hard to Handle and The Good in You came from. Not sure I've made any significant strides in other areas. Still kind of dramatic and prosey, I think.

6. What’s the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project?

I try not to get into intense research situations lmao. I don't think I've researched anything deeply weird. What is purple sage, ship blueprints, medieval armor, animal/dog experimentation, collars, historical female pirates, worldwide New Year's traditions, etc., I don't remember others.

7. What’s your favorite type of comment to receive on your work?

I like it when someone tells me their favorite line and it ends up being one of my favorites as well. I love it when someone tells me that they've re-read my fic. That's such a huge compliment?

8. What’s the most fringe trope/topic you write about?

I don't think I really write any? Grief, maybe. A little bit of mindfuck stuff in a recent work is as wild as I've gotten, I believe.

9. What is the hardest type of story for you to write?

I think I've stayed safely in my wheelhouse so I'm not sure. Probably something with plot, because I tend to write one shots. I also think it's difficult to write dialogue for someone who is--OK, well, I don't even know how to describe him and that's half my problem. I find it difficult to write dialogue for Sukuna, OK? Fuck him.

10. What is the easiest type?

Oneshots featuring fluff, humor, some angst, dialogue/banter, character study, etc. I think I'm even alright at smut, it just takes me a long time to write it.

11. Where do you do your writing? What platform? When?

Been using the Ulysses app recently. And Google docs. When? Never. I'm so tired.

(Usually, if it's a good day and I'm on a writing roll, in the mornings between 5AM and 7AM, and in the evenings around 9PM before I get too sleepy. Best times are Saturday mornings.)

12. What is something you’ve been too nervous/intimidated to write, but would love to write one day?

A multi-chaptered, plotty fic. Also original fiction.

13. What made you choose your username?

Because I'm full of whimsy and melancholy. No, I genuinely don't remember. I think I was possibly thinking of birds or balloons, and how they wander ponderously through the blue sky. But then I typoed wonder instead of wander and here we are.

TAGGING! @ansimplegoose @anarchycox @harpyienkind @nixie-deangel

[analyzingtaylor]

Check out @christian_germoso insta post from july 13. Are we just going to accept the cards 87 in red and yellow right in front of Taylor playing Uno is just the weirdest coincidence ever.. 🤓

Totally mindfuck the whole thing. 😅

I saw that….I forgot how to play Uno, are the cards displayed in a way that is natural to the game?

[mountmortar]

legitimately i think my favorite setup for the johto protagonists in a world where all three of them exist and had a hand in stopping team rocket is gold being a wandering trainer, kris being the leader of the battle tower and lyra being the champion. i like having kris be Main Rivals with silver the most just because gsc IS the direct sequel to rby and like i've said a million times before there is something soooo compelling to me about rby starting out with the red protagonist and the blue rival and watching their friendship dissolve over the course of the games and then gsc starting out with the blue protagonist and the red rival and watching their friendship grow over the course of the games. like something something symbolism or whatever. and she becomes leader of the battle tower because a) the johto battle tower is the only battle tower in the series that doesn't have a leader, b) it and she both were introduced in crystal, and c) considering the fact that the trainers in the battle tower have dialogue directly implying they've already heard of her status as "the chosen one" it just. makes sense to me. and see i like having lyra as the champion because i think out of all three johto protagonists she would have the best disposition for it. of course all champions are made different but lyra was created to look and seem warm and friendly (not to say that she ALWAYS has to be warm and friendly! simply that she is most of the time and appears that way) and that kind of personality is definitely suitable for the literal figurehead of a region. judging based on disposition alone gold and kris just seem like total assholes by comparison. and i like gold as a wandering trainer just because i think being an explorer SUITS him. he's definitely the first one to battle red after stumbling across him by accident and i think he definitely triggers that arceus mindfuck that happens in the hgss sinjoh ruins. i think he disappears off the face of the earth more than red ever did. and he'll just come back with the weirdest shit imaginable while he's at it. absolute cryptid. and while i'm at this whole thing as for silver i think he's off getting into fistfights with clair and i think lance is in the background egging them on because he thinks it's fucking hilarious

[switchblade-serenade]

11,12,13

11. What kink/fantasy of yours are you the most embarrassed about? Why?

oo this is tough: there are some things i def keep off my blog just due to knowing they’re a bit more niche/even something i don’t think about often (being a mommy domme, watersports, monsterfucking etc)

12. What’s the weirdest thing that turned you on? Did you masturbate to it? Would you do it again?

i helped a friend take apart + rebuild a pc once, and it might’ve just been the drinks talking - but i still think about the way their hands/forearms looked. oof 🫠

13. What is your darkest kink?

i don’t know! i feel like some of the knifeplay/mindfuck/cnc stuff could probably fit.

[queer-petplay]

41

41. Do you have any strange or extreme kinks?

I think some are extreme but not necessarily strange bc that's subjective but in comparison to what Ive seen I think the weirdest thing Im in is microphilia. But my hardest kinks are: knifeplay, bloodplay, mindfuck hypnoplay, cnc, abduction roleplay, drowning play, piercing play, and suture play. I'm into pretty heavy degradation and humiliation as well, in a way that goes farther than some people would but not as far as others.

[nigmos]

weirdest thing on simblr i ever saw was ppl putting black hairstyles on their white sims.

these ppl would always be antiblack and it was a bit of a mindfuck. i gotta say

[s1yfox14]

How did I get here this happened on THE PLANE. I was mid flight dosing and got put into a weird Hermitcraft 9 episode that either doesn’t exist or isn’t released yet.

It’s fucking long I’ll post and edit it with tags and everything later anyways be prepared for the weirdest mindfuck of the century- at least it was for me so strap in.

Also fair warning this is all in a dream space that managed to be hyper realistic- it’s basically deja vu and derealization backwards. I was gaslit into believing something that doesn’t exist actually does for a good 5 minutes until I figured out this whole thing was a dream(usually I wake up from figuring out that I’m dreaming), instead of making reality feel like a dream. I checked it the episode exists, it doesn’t, and now I feel like some weird sort of time travel happened so if anything in this post ends up being coherent to the actual next Grian Hermitcraft video, blame the time space continuum for fucking up, not me.

Edit: This is that post

[whatqueen-wildcats]

Answer the evens for the music ask 🤪

Here u go finally hahaha

2: A song you like with a number in the title

6/10 - dodie

4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

Sweater weather - the neighborhood

6: A song that makes you want to dance

Beyoncé RENAISSANCE, just all of it lol listened to it a lot this past summer

8: A song about drugs or alcohol

Idk uhh Juice - Lizzo also a very dance-able choice

10: A song that makes you sad

Wolves - Jensen McRae

Don't think I've ever heard this song without crying

12: A song from your preteen years

Stars - Switchfoot (any early sf qualifies tbh, but got to dance and scream to this one live last year with a couple of fellow ex-youth group queers in one of the weirdest and most healing concert experiences I've had yet lmao)

14: A song that you would love played at your wedding

I Wanna Dance with Somebody - Whitney Houston haha every time I hear this song I just picture the reception dancing and singing along with a room full of people I love and my brand new spouse and it being such a moment of joy

I don't have super significant ones I want for ceremony or first dance or whatever cause i feel that's very dependent on the relationship, but this tune is a Must at some point on the dance floor

16: One of your favorite classical songs

Mmmm idk which individual piece would be my fave but i do love to listen to Chopin (To be a bit pedantic, he's a Romantic period composer, not properly Classical period, but in the Colloquial Sense of Classical it counts 🤣)

18: A song from the year that you were born

*hastily googles songs released in 1994*

Basket Case - Green Day

Very strong memories of hearing it for the first time about 10 years after its release from my cousins shiny new mp3 player and being SUPER jealous

20: A song that has many meanings to you

Twenties - Semler

Always a bit of a mindfuck to listen to honestly -- lmao press X to skip this monolog but please do listen to the song, it's excellent.

cause I so easily could have (and indeed for most of my life thought I was going to) follow the path of the ex-friend in the song, the good Christian girl just looking for any nice guy to settle down with and meet all those traditional expectations... it's what I thought I wanted. I'm sure if the first boy I wound up dating had actually been a good person and didn't fully shatter my entire already-fragile sense of self, I would've stayed on that path for decades and a couple of kids before even getting close to figuring out why I was so miserable. It's all I knew. And I think of all the people I know who did take that path, the friends i grew up with and no longer speak to... the repetition of the line "how long will you live until your life is your own?" I think of my mother and grandmothers. I hope they're all happier than I would have been had I stayed. I think of all the ways I still people please, and think with gratitude for all the ways I no longer do. I could go on but I won't lol.

22: A song that moves you forward

Idk what exactly this is even supposed to mean? Like, motivates me? Gives me hope? Who knows but youre getting

City - Thao & The Get Down Stay Down

24: A song by a band you wish were still together

tbh I can't think of one? I'm sure there are some, but several that I would've said a few years ago have either come back already or I no longer care for them lol. And of course there's plenty of Before My Time bands that would've been cool to be around for but feel like that's not the point of this question.

Idk, what keeps coming to mind is Foo Fighters - they aren't actually broken up but Taylor Hawkins, their drummer, passed suddenly last year. For the song I'll pick "But, Honestly"

26: A song that makes you want to fall in love

So maaannyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ughgh

If We Were Vampires - Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit

Makes me absolutely SICK that I haven't met the love of my life yet and every day that passes is one less that I get to spend with them in this mortal existence 😫

Addendum: I've taken so long to finish answering these that I've found a new answer in the meantime that I'd like to share, Kevin Atwater, several of his songs apply, but going with My Blood is Your Blood *foaming at the mouth*

28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love

Probably the best and most ENCHANTING voice I've had the joy of getting to hear live so far in my life is Florence Welch of F+TM, I'll pick the song Cassandra

30: A song that reminds you of yourself

Okay this would be SO EASY but i really don't wanna pick a sad or self-deprecating song. Those have their time and place but I'm practicing them not being my default lol.

Gonna answer with one that, maybe doesn't exactly *remind* me of myself? but helps me embrace myself: Hit or Miss - Odetta

Thank you, as always, for facilitating my long-winded nonsense! 💖

[realpokefarmconfessions]

completely fuckin off topic to the ongoing implosion but i had just the weirdest mindfuck moment as my music shuffle dragged up toss a coin to your witcher just as i read thst damn toss a coin to your dev ask

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[wetwareproblem]

Do you have general rates for hypno things or is it a case by case basis? Askin cause I’m completely interested and want to know how much to save up to.

I've got some internal guidelines, but it's mostly case by case. Seriously, drop me a line and I'll be happy to get more specific - I can guarantee discretion and zero judgement, even if we choose not to work together in the end.

[luciferloveschloe]

goodbye, lucifer (but not really!)

I cannot BELIEVE that I just watched the last episode of my favourite show.

I usually cram everything I have to in tags under gifsets I reblog, but for this final season I'll go through the pain of actually writing shit down. I'll try to keep it short, and I'll try not to ramble. (Edit: Did not accomplish that.)

what i loved

SCREAMS

God, soooooooo much!!

Deckerstar baby

Okay, so when Rory showed up in the trailer I was like "Ugh, another annoying angel? Meh." FORGIVE ME, my sweet murder child! Of all the things I thought they might do, a Deckerstar baby was DEAD LAST on my list. And a daughter no less, I just... When she says she's Lucifer's daughter, I was like *SCREAMS*, but when we learn she's Lucifer AND Chloe's daughter, I completely lost it. My boyfriend's on a trip with his friends this week and I'm sooo grateful for that, I made the weirdest, loudest, ugliest noises while watching this season, I ran around our apartment like a maniac, I squealed and laughed and cried and just generally lost my mind. But when she says that?? Oh my God. Also the way Lucifer reacted when Chloe shows him the pregnancy test? Straight outta fanfic.

Lucifer being a father

Oh my God?? I've always said he'd be the BEST father, and actually seeing it on screen... I love the parallel of him being ridiculously over the top with Rory at first, just like God and Lucifer in S5. The way he looks at her when he sees her playing the guitar? Their duet?? Instantly one of my favourite scenes. Them driving in the Corvette, their last day together, how he keeps her from killing Le Mec? Just murder me.

Established Deckerstar

All the hugs and kisses?? The declarations of love, the besotted looks, the absolute power couple we got? Their look from Maze and Eve's wedding, OH MY GOD???? Just, these two are so pretty and we got SO MUCH. Also, their scenes with Rory?? I just love them so much...

(More under the cut!)

Ella's storyline

I wanted a reveal for her so badly, and the way it turned out was brilliant! I loved her figuring it out for herself and calling everyone out lmao. I especially loved poor Carol returning to that room full of shocked people. They had some GREAT punchlines and gags this season, absolutely hilarious! I also love Lucifer's parting gift for her and that she finally found a good one with Carol.

Hugs, so many hugs!

That's it, that's the paragraph.

The Police storyline

As a white person who has literally never once had a problem with the police, I know this is not my place to say, but I think they did a good job? Not giving into the "a few bad apples" excuse but acknowledging that the whole system needs to change? I also really enjoyed the scenes with Amenadiel and Officer Harris, showing what policework could and should look like.

Maze and Eve's happily ever after

I'm so glad auntie Maze and auntie Eve got their happy ending! And that wedding was a bomb. Also, "You're my hell!", lmao.

Dan's ascend to heaven

First of, great to know his only torture was Belios' lack of table tennis skills. Secondly, how very fitting for the show that they didn't hand Dan his happy ending easily, that he fought and won it for himself. Him as a ghost and him as Le Mec was equally funny, and his talk with Trixie was just perfect, literally tears you guys.

Amenadiel becoming God

I mean, dude's perfect for the job! From the loyal, distant, obeying servant to a God who wants to work as a team with his siblings, who wants the Celestials to experience the human world, who hates injustice and loves fiercely? In this universe, I couldn't imagine anyone better suited to be God.

Nobody misses the case of the week

At least I don't! God, I wish they'd tried this out sooner.

The bittersweet ending

Let's preface this by saying I HATE bittersweet endings. Give me a happily ever after or else. And yet, and yet!! I think the ending they settled on is perfect. Would I have loved it if Lucifer had a life on earth with Chloe, Trixie and Rory? God, yes. Do I get emotional over him being alone in hell, again? Goddd, yes. But still. I so love that he found his calling in the end, that they reunited, and that he actually makes good on his promise from S5 to change the system. Also, I don't care if this is canon or fanon for now, but they totally spend time in heaven with Rory and visit earth whenever they like. And this would have been my ideal ending - them being free to go where they like, and I don't see why they shoudn't. It's definitely more satisfying than just traipsing off to heaven indefinitely, so I really, really loved that.

what i didn't (do feel free to skip this!)

Lucifer missing out on Chloe's life on earth and being alone in hell again. Chloe being left again.

Time travel shenanigans. I just finished Dark and that was enough of a mindfuck. Do not want to think about loops for this show, thank you very much.

Chloe felt a little too housewifey in the first episodes, but it thankfully didn't stay that way for long.

Lucifer and Chloe talking about keeping secrets for a whole episode, and then NOBODY TALKING ABOUT URIEL AND CANDY. I mean, ahhhhhhh! If you don't want to talk about it, then don't, but don't remind people of it constantly and then NOT discuss it. It drives me mad, honestly, how many times they referenced these storylines only to completely ignore them when there were opportunities to resolve them. Ahhh. That's what fic is for, I guess.

Adam. Like, why? Bye, dude.

what i'll keep with me

When someone I'd just met at my boyfriend's cousin's wedding in 2019 recommended this "funny, little show" to me that intrigued them because they were interested in finding their faith, I really didn't think I'd write all this three years later.

Lucifer is my third fandom, and it won't be my last, but it sure as hell - ha - will stay with me. I resonate so deeply with Lucifer as a character because he fights with the idea of God, fights with this concept of a benevolent father that everyone seems to believe in but never fit his experience. I come from a Christian family and studied theology, but somewhere along the lines I had to come to terms with the fact that the faith I had as a child and teenager didn't fit me anymore. I want to believe again, and maybe someday I will, but right now I don't know that. So Lucifer's journey with that meant a lot to me. I'd like to find what Ella did, I guess.

Although I never really thought Lucifer needed redemption, I loved the whole "anybody can be redeemed" message as well. And hell reform! Hell is such a weird, awful construct - speaking as the theology expert - bringing a bit of purgatory in in this universe is really fucking cool.

Also, I binged Lucifer when I was alone in hospital late at night. That experience alone I'll never forget.

So, I guess - thank you!! Thank you to the cast and crew, to the fans who campaigned for season four, to Ildy and Joe, to the writers and the directors and the people who brought lunch: Thank you so much for this incredible show. I'm not ready to say goodbye, not by a long shot, and I hope this fandom feels the same.

Yabba dabba do me, I love my stupid little show!!!

[cyancherub]

Mirrors fic sounds kinda hot lol well mark me down abs scared and h word

LOLLLL it'll be the weirdest fic i've written in a while like if u have read WYWS... like that level of weird/mindfuck but even worse