I am writing VERY SERIOUS spec fic guys
“I think I would kill someone for dry socks right now.” Buck says as they collect themselves in the truck, his head leaning against the window as rainwater drips unceremoniously from his hair. The snickers follow his words, Eddie being the first to lead the charge, because the thought of Buck killing anyone intentionally is, well, hilarious. Accidentally, much more plausible. He seems to pick up on the undertone, because he scowls at them. “Fine, I think I would sleep with someone for dry socks right now.”
“That’s more like it.” Chimney laughs, clapping his shoulder as he moves to the seat across from the man.
“Let’s all remember our radios are open lines and none of us are immune from the HR department.” Bobby says evenly from the front seat, but Eddie can see the exasperation in the lines of his face.
Buck makes a face, frowning in a way that twists his nose. “I would give a—”
“—respectable price to trade for goods and services like the upstanding citizen you are.” Hen finishes, rolling her eyes. “Let’s not forget, you get a paycheck and can, what’s the word, pay for them with money.”
“I can’t pay for them now.” Buck offers, gesturing to the open cab. “None of you are socks salesmen.”
“That you know of.” Chimney offers. “I can see Eddie here selling a pair of socks to a surfer in thong sandals.”
Eddie snorts, taking his usual seat next to Buck, running his hands through his own soaked hair and shaking it a bit at Buck just to hear him exclaim because he’s feeling exhausted and a little childish. He isn’t sure why his immature qualities come out when he’s around Buck, but he’s determined not to examine it too closely. True to form, Buck makes an almost inhuman noise at the action, head knocking against the window.
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me when the only horror media ive engaged with is the simpsons halloween specials
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On Saturday I hung out with my 84-year-old ecologist great uncle and he stopped in mid-conversation (abt the return of the whooping crane) and very seriously told me that "you can go one of two ways, as a naturalist"; either you keep sight of the hopeful possibilities, or you don't. I'm one of nature's wretched little pessimists but when an old ecologist literally holds your hands in his and tells you, "don't despair," you have to try, I feel.
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Today's sketch is a study of a classical chimera, but the lion part is a pigeon, and also the goat part is a pigeon, and would you believe it the snake tail is also a pigeon
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my friend is in very big danger rn /srs
it's so bad that the police HAVE to be involved
i hate my parents they're really not fucking helping
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the problem with green screens is that they don’t provide enough enrichment in the actor enclosure
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there was absolutely no in-universe necessity for Lego Peter to change into his Spiderman costume in this scene, like the man went into a bathroom cubicle to contact Miguel, no one was gonna know his identity. the movie even labelled him as Peter Parker when we first saw him so we knew who he was
so the only in-universe reason is that Lego Peter takes his Spider-ing job very seriously and putting on the Spiderman costume is like putting on a suit and tie for his wrist watch beep boop zoom meeting with Miguel
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Danny has an aggressive secret admirer and that Admirer is Damian wayne.
How this all started was during the Gotham exchange program where Danny had accidentally enrolled in as a joke but didn't think he actually get picked.
Luckily his rogues decided to give him some peace for once since they didn't want to go anywhere near Gotham because she a scary lady, but she actually a very misunderstood lady who just want companion..
Just have a odd way of expressing.. but she allow him in her city until the program is over but has hinted very cryptic if he want to stay then Her Knights have ways.
On his first day of gotham high, everyone so far kept whispered about the new wayne bait?
He didn't really listen but he was mostly asleep in the classes because he already have the whole class homework down already and he using this entire program as a vacation to sleep for once since he first became a halfa.
How he met Damian was pure accident.. literally, as he had accidentally body flipped him so hard to the ground due to Damian grabbing his shoulder and he really didn't meant it but his body instinctly grab his hand.
Which lead to his now peaceful vacation becoming a bit problematic.. as Damian will not leave him alone..
Unknownly to danny. He had gained admirer..
His locker filled with letters that would make Dora blush with how old fashioned they were written in. The occasion and daily weapon gift giving left in his own dorm.( he thought it was skulker leaving him weapons to try out on their next fight) The chocolates he kept receiving thought it was from the other girls from the other class room. Some of his clothes were missing but he thought it was his roommate.
Meanwhile Damian is at his wits end to the point of nearly putting cameras in Danny's room if it weren't for Tim catching on rather quickly on his 'too far gone deep obsession' with the new kid. He had been benched several times because he had been caught on several occasions trying to sneak into Danny's apartment, his locker, his gym locker. To the point they now trying to distract him from approaching danny.
He is just doing the courting rituals that he had learned so far from Talia.. he didn't even get to try the kidnapped and held hostage ritual yet :(
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