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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months

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I imagine barnaby trying to be all cool and flirting with howyd subtly but his smoke gives him away fjsns

he thinks he's smooth smh...

#cracking up thinking about this ngl #like howdy continues on with work #and whoever's at the table with barn - lets say uhhhh idk julie #is like 'awww your smoke turns pink when you talk to him'#and barn just freezes a la 'excusemeitfuckingWHAT'#aaaand Slam that panic button #bbg didnt know....#rambles from the bog #wh fantasy au #anyway i think ill never draw a better howdy #i squandered my Him points on an au scribble- AN AU SCRIBBLE #ive peaked ill never get any better!#< lie. there's always room for improvement and reaching new heights #on the flip side i had such a rough time with barn #its always an exchange - i can either draw a good howdy or a good barn Never both smh #still though idk How this came out as good as it has i have not drawn in days #nary a line nor doodle to be found...#but covid is wearing off and babey i am BACK!#slowly. it beat me up pretty good ngl #it took me tf out im gonna be extra tired for a while...#but since my congestion has cleared up and im not Hacking and Sniffling anymore #stream soon probably! Normal Stream To Get Back In The Swing Of Things #it feels like ive been sick for a thousand years but i think its been like #three days??? i really dont know...#i hope everyone is doing well and Not getting covid. wear your mask #i wore mine but my stepdad didnt and Look What Fuckin Happened

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magpiedraws · 1 year

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Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lizard fashion #The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost #bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends #personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters #since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him #the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me #because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch #but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive #BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier #or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading #I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as #the ex-wives of dracula #he's going to england to escape their ridicule

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luck-of-the-drawings · 6 months

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so REVENGE, HUH? or justice, if that makes you feel better. it tastes the same when cooked just right. 'I REALLY WANTED A BROTHER.' such a shame to burn a bridge you so desperately wanted to keep, especially when it wasnt even you who started the fire. especially when you hope that not a single fragment of that bridge ever washes ashore.[MAY IT ROT FAR FROM MY SIGHTS] an unfortunate loss! atleast he has his friends.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi prime defenders #jrwi prime defenders spoilers #jrwi pd spoilers #jrwi pd #william wisp #vyncent sol #THIS ONE IS FUUUUCKIN OOOOOLLDD RAAAHHHHH i made it like. a year ago. but didnt finish it for so so long bc i just wasnt happy w it.#BUT LIKE A CENTURY EGG the decades of being encased in salt n lime n ash have done WELL to bring out the flavores of this piece #i sorta recently cleaned it up and posted it onto twitty. didnt tag it bc it was SO OLD AND SCUFFED(i see so many MISTAKES NOW)#that i didnt want to expose it to the open air just like that #if i show smth to my small circles then it shall only be understood in those small circles.#open air and open interpretation from minds i cannot predict are NOT something i enjoy the thought of. usually. i am brave tho #BUT EVERYONE ON TWITTY WAS SO NICEEE i was like damn... i guess it IS good enough to be enjoyed by the masses...#lets work on being nicer to our art together. THAT BEING SAID. i really love my colors here HELL YEAHHHH #FIRST TIME IN A WHILE COLORIN THESE BOYS.... i dont use proper color enough..I ALSO RLY LIKE MY BACKGROUNDS HERE #i LOVE when the bg is hyperrealistic (i frankestiened stock photos) and when the subjects are all flat colored n cartoony #recently rewatched Making Fiends and they do that similar thing!! soft shading! lotsa details! almost painted? ill paint one day #ive already rambled so much abt the art im runnin out of ROOm to ramble about WWWIILLIAM GODDAMN WWIIIISP. its been a minute since i saw-#-this episode..but i DO remember the funny smoke trick that will did to his funny brother. EVERYTIME U GIVE AN ORDER. THAT BRINGS HARM-#-INDIRECTLY OR NOT. YOU WILL HEAR THOSE SCREAMS. YOU WILL FEEL THAT PAIN. OHHH WHAT A COOL PUNISHMENT THAT IS #its still an olive branch in a sense! a final chance for big bro bell to show that hes NOT an irrideemable piece o shit. and if not #well. to the wolves of psychosis with him!!! i really think william did the best he could here. if i was in his shoes i have no doubt i-#-woulda done the same. IM ALSO GLAD THAT VYN DECIDED TO STICK AROUND N SUPPORT HIM! thas character development baybe!!#i loooove prime defenders.. its been so long since i watched any eps of it but i KNOW it still has such a grip on my heart..GOTTA rewatch i

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snailasleep · 1 year

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why does vash carry cigarettes if he never smokes?

extra comic

if it makes anyone feel better heres what i named some of the layers for this comic

also panels i liked!

see you, vash! until next time!

#sorry im not that good at writing dialogue i just needed to get vash grieving out of my system.#the irregular amount of smoke from the cigarette is wolfwood trying to hug vash /hj #also author's note the panel where vash has the cig near his mouth in the first page is supposed to be a fakeout.#dont think i executed it that clearly but its supposed to be like he's about to put it in but instead he's just smelling it and lookingat i #you can tell i got crazier with each panel of this comic.#trigun spoilers #trigun maximum spoilers #trimax spoilers #vashwood #implied vashwood #angst #this is like my second angst comic for any fandom ever #vash the stampede #trigun #trimax #post trimax #post trimax vash #black hair vash #digital #art #illustration #fanart #comic #cw grief #also for anyone confused about what vash is doing with the cigarette #placing a lit cig on someone's grave is a gesture of giving them a smoke in the afterlife #not sure what cultures/religions do it but my family members have done it b4 and thats what inspired this comic #post trimax vash saves cigarettes not to smoke but to do this (and smell them occasionally)#also mfw i get the motivation to draw but its poorly timed and right b4 college starts #spoilers

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agardenintheshire · 7 days

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excerpt from meriadoc brandybuck's introduction to his book herblore of the shire.....imagine shouting out your bestie wizard friend that you went on a wild adventure with where you almost died in your book about the history of weed*!!!!

#personal #lotr newsletter #lotr lb #he really said this bitch smokes fat blunts better than any of us #also i love the juxtaposition between merry writing lots of books and pippin just collecting books after their adventure #merry truly is thee bookworm nerd confirmed #*yes i know it's not weed its tobacco but its funny cmon #lotr newsletter spoilers

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sidsinning · 7 months

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Ai's grave is gonna become a rock tumbler with how much she's rolling in, they gon dig her up and find out she's sparkling like a polished piece of quartz

She didn't die in the most brutal way possible imparting the first true words of pure love and adoration to her kids before going limp and lifeless, all for this bullshit to happen in her memory for a movie that's supposed to be a semi-tribute to her 😭💀🙏

"Can you not make this movie about me where my own kids make out as me and their dad? Thanks"

#what is the author smoking genuinely #thinking any of this is poetic #genuinely who is watching this movie irl #its just gross lmao #oshi no ko salt #oshi no ko #ask

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spamsandsuch · 7 months

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All of the valentines cards i got from the undertale newsletter lol

#deltarune #ralsei #ralseiposting #undertale #not fanon #toriel #papyrus #i didnt get any spamton ones but i saw there were like 3 different versions LOL #i think its rly funny how 2 of the 3 i got arent actual valentines cards #h. how do i tag the first one of its just pretend smoking #ask to tag #lancer #lancerposting #i cant believe i almost forgot lancer..#undertale newsletter #EDIT: SUSIE HOW DID I FORGET TO TAG SUSIE #susie deltarune #susieposting #oh and sans too ig

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midweastindigo · 4 months

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midwest indigo can be so personal

#the deep aching sadness and longing #the complete acceptance of a hometown and its residents disappointing you every time you return #trying over and over to reach out and getting nothing in return #you keep leaving and coming back hoping for better results and always being let down #but then the pre choruses are there to remind us of those weird days and nights with your childhood friends just goofing off #i feel like it's just two friends on the phone trying to hang out after school or work #reminds me of food court taco bell and smoking weed behind a target #and then the chorus takes you right back out of the nostalgia because it doesn't do anyone any good to romanticize the past #but it's there as a reminder that those beautiful memories did happen #twenty one pilots #tøp #twenty øne piløts #midwest indigo #clancy

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apllsauc · 5 months

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apll gets attached to another pathetic wet cat emo twink, more at 6 stone belongs to @zeddyzi , go watch ramshackle right the fuck now /nf /silly

#any ramshacklers in chat #I adore all three of the kids so goddamn much #I was just very happy with this stone sketch so I rendered it #no but seriously I am unfortunately not immune to emo boys #I've been getting into stardew with the new update too #guess who's my favorite.#ofc its the fuckin emo loser and the cute little shadow monster #my taste is predictable as fuck GHHJHJHJ #also didnt realise i drew stone smoking on 4/20. hehe nice #ramshackle #ramshackle fanart #ramshackle stone #apllart

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icewindandboringhorror · 6 months

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examining a seemingly normal image only to slowly realize the clear signs of AI generated art.... i know what you are... you cannot hide your true nature from me... go back where you came from... out of my sight with haste, wretched and vile husk

#BEGONE!!! *wizard beam blast leaving a black smoking crater in the middle of the tumblr dashboard*#I think another downside to everyone doing everything on phone apps on shitty tiny screens nowadays is the inability to really see details #of an image and thus its easier to share BLATANTLY fake things like.. even 'good' ai art has pretty obvious tells at this point #but especially MOST of it is not even 'good' and will have details that are clearly off or lines that dont make sense/uneven (like the imag #of a house interior and in the corner there's a cabinet and it has handles as if it has doors that open but there #are no actual doors visible. or both handles are slightly different shapes. So much stuff that looks 'normal' at first glance #but then you can clearly tell it's just added details with no intention or thought behind it. a pattern that starts and then just abruptly #doesn't go anywhere. etc. etc. )#the same thing with how YEARS ago when I followed more fashion type blogs on tumblr and 'colored hair' was a cool ''''New Thing''' instead #of being the norm now basically. and people would share photos of like ombre hair designs and stuff that were CLEARLY photoshop like #you could LITERally see the coloring outside of the lines. blurs of color that extend past the hair line to the rest of the image #or etc. But people would just share them regardless and comment like 'omg i wish I could do this to my hair!' or 'hair goallzzzz!! i #wonder what salon they went to !!' which would make me want to scream and correct them everytime ( i did not lol)#hhhhhhggh... literally view the image on anything close to a full sized screen and You Will SEe #I don't know why it's such a pet peeve of mine. I think just as always I'm obsessed with the reality and truth of things. most of the thing #that annoy me most about people are situations in which people are misinterpreting/misunderstanding how something works or having a misconc #eption about somehting thats easily provable as false or etc. etc. Even if it's harmless for some random woman on facebook to believe that #this AI generated image of a cat shaped coffee machine is actually a real product she could buy somewhere ... I still urgently #wish I could be like 'IT IS ALL AN ILLUSION. YOU SEE???? ITS NOT REALL!!!!! AAAAA' hjhjnj #Like those AI shoes that went around for a while with 1000000s of comments like 'omg LOVE these where can i get them!?' and it's like YOU #CANT!!! YOU CANT GET THEM!!! THEY DONT EXIST!!! THE EYELETS DONT EVEN LINE UP THE SHOES DONT EVEN #MATCH THE PATTERNS ARE GIBBERISH!! HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THEY ARE NOT REAL!??!!' *sobbing in the rain like in some drama movie*#Sorry I'm a pedantic hater who loves truth and accuracy of interpretation and collecting information lol #I think moreso the lacking of context? Like for example I find the enneagram interesting but I nearly ALWAYS preface any talking about it #with ''and I know this is not scientifically accurate it's just an interesting system humans invented to classify ourselve and our traits #and I find it sociologically fascinating the same way I find religion fascinating'. If someone presented personality typing information wit #out that sort of context or was purporting that enneagram types are like 100% solid scientific truth and people should be classified by the #unquestionaingly in daily life or something then.. yeah fuck that. If these images had like disclaimers BIG in the image description somewh #re like 'this is not a real thing it's just an AI generated image I made up' then fine. I still largely disagree with the ethics behind AI #art but at least it's informed. It's the fact that people just post images w/o context or beleive a falsehood about it.. then its aAAAAAA

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year

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the artblock be hitteth Harder than normal, for tis not normal artblock. woe. Wally be upon ye

#im still So Inconsistent when scribbling him #he never comes out the same way twice #but then again. do any of us?#anyway i think the Misfortune of the past week finally killed my brain #its a tiny smoking poppy seed resting in the middle of my skull floor #too much all at once. cant art anymore #i keep pulling out my tablet and setting up to draw #and then i stare at the screen feeling mild to intense discomfort #i try to scribble. it comes out Horrible.#i put my tablet away and go stand in the middle of the kitchen #i come back to scroll on tumblr #i feel Despair. rinse and repeat #scribble salad #is it distressing? yes! one more to add to the ever-growing pile!#i need to start pre-packing for my inevitable move #sigh... dont wanna go....#but its not like i have a choice! i quite literally have a single option which is to say! no option at all!#apparently if im in a constant state of severe stress for long enough my creativity completely breaks. shattered right down the middle #too exhausted. the Despair is too strong #and once again i am accidentally venting on a scribble post! sorry! please ignore this im just Saying Shit

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chr0n1c-ag0ny · 11 months

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Fyodor/Nikolai/Sigma, domestic au, but they are painfully slavic and living their best lives, is something that can be so personal.

(this post took forever cause I essentially had to make it twice. I didn't look at what blog I originally posted this to the first time round. shoot me)

#the mixture of Russian. Ukrainian. and Polish would be so beautiful and so messy dear lord #they go to church at least every sunday if not more. Fyodor tunes into a radio midnight mass. Sigma veils when he goes to church #they all help cook so every night is fusion night. they scrounged up an *old* cookbook somewhere cause none of them had any family they-#close enough to to get an authentic grandma's cook book. so they make do with what they've got #they all speak all three languages #they believe in *every* slavic superstituion and piece of folklore. its actually like. hard to exist. they're bordering being annoying with #i say lovingly #breakfast is their favorite time of day. they make fancy teas and kiss and read the paper with the radio going #fyodor has a library of old slavic literature #fyodor and nikolai almost only go by fedya and kolya #nikolai lives up to the smoking/alcohol addiction stereotype and he's proud of it #this post is made by a polish slav that is only just starting to reconnect with the culture my family tried to bury so bare with-#the sparsity please. any suggestions would be lovely!#slavic is a blanket term #slavic #sigma #sigma bsd #sigma bungou stray dogs #bsd sigma #(implied) fem sigma #fyodor dostoevsky #bsd fyodor #fyodor dostoyevsky bsd #nikolai gogol #bsd nikolai #sigfoylai #siglai #fyolai #fyosig #bsd

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rg11 · 6 months

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Can we see more of Jadekat and their 612 babies...do they have any names besides Jadekat jr jr jr

i dont think theyre that creative to come up with any other names for their kids

though the image is inaccurate! its actually 613 kids (due to the one karkats holding in the photo) that ones name is jadekat jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr

#jadekat #argt #though one of the kids name is tibet (as in the rose)#the joke is that one is the one that looks the most like karkat and white roses represent the cancer zodiac... and jade likes gardening....#boom. Genius #i made that up on the spot. not the fact (IT IS TRUE!!!) .. the fanchild #ok if im being honest IM not creative enough to come up with any other names #their 612 ... 613.. kids are very hard to handle and karkat is usually the one dealing with them #imagine being a casual citizen on earth c and you see a troll with more than 612.. 613 kids just being dragged across->#->with those small leashes parents put on their kids to keep them in place. but like it doesnt work for karkat in this situation because->#its more than 100 kids. hes going to be flug across the street if those kids all got interested in one thing at the same time #jade and karkat arent the “girlboss and malewife” dynamic no its the girl who has baby fever and the male who is like a->#overworked cigarette mom #but he wouldnt smoke #they have kids... if he was smoking jade would kill him for that .....#ok but back on the names like the first 2 ones were given original names and by kid 27 they started the 'jadekat jr' shit #“why didnt they stop by kid ..5..” baby fever

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year

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light

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #arasawa #masumi arakawa #jo sawashiro #snap sketches #i said i was almost done with this like five hours ago LMAO liar #i keep accidentally typing yakuza 8 and yeah i hope we get 🏳️‍🌈❓❓ flashbacksin that. i hope we get that. <- we will not #heh this is what i was referencing in that In The Tags post.. continuity from me ?? unimaginable..#lowkey inspo'd by the fact that /my/ lighter is only ever good for one (1) light then its just. Dead for some reason #i dont smoke but i do light incense. if you were wondering.#ANYWAY MY APOLOGY FOR PUTTING ARAKAWA THROUGH HORRORS THIS WEEK #ive got nothing but cute things in mind so to quote linkin park No More Sorrow #i keep drawing them in their twenties and thats not a problem i GUESS but it is for me #but Double Good i do only have Middle Aged Shenanigans on the brain #if i try to imagine any Old Man Yuri its going to get depressing so. forrgive me for the lack of silver foxes. im crying too i know #<- forcing myself to fight off that one evil idea i had AWAY WITH YOU. ANOTHER TIME.#let me detox a bit. after i finish comm work of course.....#i feel like i draw cigarette kisses a lot but i dont remember the last time and i havent drawn it recently so Free Real Estate #drawing this reminded me i have therapy Technically later today 'snap how are these related'#cause my first sess my thera wanted me to talk bout myself and i told her i draw comics and goofy shit like this #and she said some stuff my sis would say fuckin 'if it makes you happy its not dumb :)' like OK. WHATEVER. I KNOW.#also dont worry i dont have a therapist for The Brain Demos its just so i get medicine #ok i should sleep. i wanna get comm stuff done before Phone Therapy so byyyyyyeee #im gonna imagine SO many scenarios that ill inevitably share with all of you at some point

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isthatapuppydog · 7 months

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#I just think its SO silly he reaches for balls like this sometimes #he uses his paws so much more than any other dog I've ever had #smoke #australian shepherd #4 years

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canary-song · 1 month

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One of perhaps the silliest things that bothers me to this day about EWAF is that the sandman felt cheap. Like. No proper intro, bland explanation for his name, and like practically all but Doc Oc - a permanent sendoff that means no future reappearances.

C'mon man, give him something fun to work with! Like, how about, if you wanna keep it truly dark in tone, what if he buries people in sand? Or if you wanted less of a set-up for his violence, chloroform or some sort that he'd use to knock out opponents - then his inhuman strength would be a perpetual but rarely used threat that holding your breath would earn you a taste of.

#spiderman noir #noir posting #spidernoir #blogcat: headcanons #visually also appealing if you wanted to use the gas he brandishes as a smokescreen he'd then wheel through to drop spiderman to the floor #dance through the smoke holding your breath and realizing its a matter of outlasting you have no chance of winning #the 'he just dies' ending of so many villains is a different gripe than the one I focused on altogether tbh #like. its something people point out often in the MCU where you just keep trawling out villains to cut down to end a story #then you get no larger managerie of reoccuring villains! no lasting impact!#it inherently limits the staying power of any one individual threat AND said possible larger group of villains #I know the comics then proceeded to. stop. until 2020 which is a different canon altogether #but my points still stand imo. I could fix this. I could haunt that man (pete)#with STORYTELLING

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