#its so fucking rude

[thefirstvessel]

Me @ the people who use the work gym: rerack your fucking weights or I'm gonna rerack YOU

[composeregg]

Fun 5am facts about Egg tonight

I was marked down in Spanish in high school for not rolling my R's because I am like physically incapable of it and I never realized how bullshit that was until like now. Like when I try it hurts. And no one listened to me say I can't, they just told me to try harder.

[molliemoo3]

Periods have no business making me feel this off, I'm 21 like we don't need or want a baby what the fuck

[each-uisge]

i see so many posts go by of people lambasting abut people who say they hate kids, and how thats the WORST THING you could ever say, and how horrible it is to be mean to annoying children and scarring them for LIFE and how HORRIBLE it is to complain that children are annoying and cant take care of themselves (both complete facts), because children are PEOPLE how dare you say a mean thing about them

like are you kidding me?? what in the strawman????

where pray tell are these horrible people who complain about hating children and are also actively mean to them???

i hate kids. i HATE kids. i cannot stand them. they're loud, annoying, rude, don't know when to stop or shut up, and depending on their age, wet and gross and disgusting and make me nauseous looking at how wet and gross and disgusting they are.

however, at my job a fuck ton of kids come through and you would be hard pressed to find me being mean to one.

is simply ignoring children in public spaces cruel these days? is not gushing over every screaming toddler a crime?

i even give the fuckers stickers and smile and let them help me bag if they're polite. i've had really wholesome interactions with some kids. most of them i just ignore. because theyre not mine. they are a strangers annoying tagalongs

lord forgive me or strike me down like the horrid monster i am for hating children for the immutable fact that they are inherently loud, gross, and annoying while simultaneously treating them politely or even kindly in public and also never telling children that to their faces and also doing everything i can to NOT be around them

also, lets not pretend that a lot of the reasons children are godawful is the fucking parents. raise your fucking kids to not be so annoying and rude and maybe people wont tell your kid theyre annoying and rude and sCaR tHeM fOr LiFe 🤷‍♀️

[archaicbones]

The Guy at the convenience store by my house thinks that A: I'm pregnant and B: that the kid is my roommates. No buddy, I'm just not anorexic anymore. It's called having a normal body. Dunno if you've ever heard of that but it's a thing. Also I didn't know I was dating my roommate, news to me.

[liothediabolus]

people who watch videos or listen to music out loud on the bus my fucking detesteds

[storm-of-feathers]

im so tired of people who watch videos on full volume in public

[chessb0r3d]

i cracked the code.

[saturnniidae]

I'm perfectly aware that (other than being part of his general sense of humor) sarcasm was a sort of defense mechanism for Hiccup, one that he used less and less as he got older and became better at defending himself physically as well as not needing to bc.. yknow, he's not a social outcast anymore, but they really couldn't let him stay sassy??? Like I'll never not be devastated at how he mellowed out with age

[natjennie]

the captain's top ten cuntiest moments. numbers 1-10 "these builders make the luftwaffe look like a youth group- no offense pat, we know your lot were capable of killing"

[samarecharm]

People who really like shuake also seem to write themselves into a corner wrt Akechi and his relationship to Akiras team. Contrary to popular belief, the team, including Haru, does not hate Akechi. At worst, they tolerate him and deal with his attitude. Hes a good teammate and respectable fighter and the team recognizes that at the end of the day, he was a teenager who was manipulated and abused by a man who saw him as disposable. Just about every thief understands this intimately. They have the same mindset wrt adults who take advantage of the people beneath them. Under different circumstances they wouldve been friends. And if u approach it from that angle, it becomes less about Akechi being the sole person who ‘gets’ Akira, and more about the thieves being the only people in the world who ‘get’ Akechi.

When you expand your thoughts to include the thieves as members of his Team and not roadblocks that get in the way of your ideal shipping dynamic, you allow urself to give Akechi and Akira more depth and nuance to their own relationship.

Akira and Akechi are wildcards; both of them struggle with the face they choose to display to the world. Its the first time Akira interacts with someone who is, at a literal, technical level, his ‘equal’. But Akechi is one of many firsts for Akira yeah? Every thief has their bond with Akira thats completely unique and personal. Akechi will never be the person who witnesses Akiras Awakening, hes never the person who watches Akira have his restless nights alone in the attic, and hes never the person who realizes in real time that the teenager hes housing is just Some Kid, not the delinquent hes been warned about. Hes not Ann or Yusuke, or any of the thieves; he doesnt have the time or experience that they have with Akira, and I think its interesting to explore that part of their relationship, shippy or not.

Akechi is someone who is incredibly lonely and self depreciating despite his cockiness and attitude. He has no positive bonds to speak of save for his connection with Sae. To have him see a team that works together and cares for each other, how do you think he would feel? Out of place? Inferior in some way? Angry about how hes been alone for so long in this single minded quest for revenge? Wouldnt that be a point of struggle between the two of them? I think what makes shuake good for me is knowing that Akechi needs alot of time to heal, and the thieves would want to help with that process. They do it bc they care, bc Akira cares, and bc they trust Akiras opinion (and he trusts theirs in return); if Akira feels like Akechi is someone who can be trusted Now after everything thats happened, then the thieves would do their best to help. And how would Akechi feel about that? Angry about the show of pity? That even now, he has no real say in what happens to him? Or begrudgingly grateful that they are cordial with him? Because they do care, he KNOWS they care, they care TOO MUCH actually; but the one thing he values over brawn and wits is honesty- fighting for what you believe in without having to use soft words to justify it.

[deserthusbands]

peep obi-wans cody's lightsaber.

[casualavocados]

He's been very quiet since he visited you that time. He's always quiet. Not that kind of quiet.

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 12

[sasukeless]

sasuke being painted as The possessive one of the relationship when that’s not shown in canon and people mostly use panels out of context (i saw “my one and only” or “i know your heart and you mine” being used to prove him being possessive which is ???) but somehow naruto that actually has moments he shows to be possessive are not counted. but like even without them, if you analyzed their relationship you would realize it does make the most sense for naruto to be like that unlike sasuke. because naruto has abandonment issues already with sasuke, sasuke did left him and cut him off once and left naruto really traumatized (even if it’s not sasuke’s fault, it’s still one of the biggest sources of naruto’s pain) so him being scared sasuke could leave him again and the urge to keep him makes complete sense. on the other hand, sasuke has never felt that loss, naruto has constantly chased and picked him over everyone including his own goals over and over. and his fears about love turning into grief if he lost naruto are quite literally shattered by naruto himself in vote2.

[faunandfloraas]

That han fancall is truly truly truly like the most horrendously embarrassing and deeply unsettling shit ever

[oceanwithouthermoon]

people who dislike saiki kusuo i need to pick and prod at ur brain. whats going on in there?