#they shut up quick and maybe theyll stop asking that shit

[composeregg]

Fun 5am facts about Egg tonight

I was marked down in Spanish in high school for not rolling my R's because I am like physically incapable of it and I never realized how bullshit that was until like now. Like when I try it hurts. And no one listened to me say I can't, they just told me to try harder.

[seongwhy]

ateez reaction the their crush making the first move

hongjoong

hongjoongie !!! would be so happy !!! that you felt that way about him !!!!

he didnt make a move bc he didnt wanna make u uncomfy :(( so he disregarded his feelings for u

unknowingly to him, u like him back !!!

but since this lucky man didnt get the hint (and with all the touching and attempted flirting you're surprised he didnt)

you decided you had to make the first move

but being all nervous and shi ,, you gotta plan it out

just like hongjoong u dont wanna make him uncomfy !! yall the same mfs

so what u planned to do was grab some takeout and bring it to hongjoong when hes producing an chat him up an shit

and once u get to his place and have him all alone your heart starts racing

and so does his !!

and you're eating and laughing and has showing you a beat he just made

and you put your hand on his leg and hes like big eyes blushing and his mouth drops a lil

and you're like 'this is rlly good hongjoongie' bITHX HES CRYIGN

IM CRYING

and you lean in and kiss him on the corner of his mouth and hes just

'o-oh thank you' he says

and u smile at him and ask him to show you more

he takes a second to recover but blushes even more

and ur ready to kiss him til he stops blushing

so u do

but he doesnt

seonghwa

seonghwa tries his best ok

he just really likes you

so he ends up stuttering and tripping and literally falling for you

like oh one time he was trying to bring you water and he got too excited and was running and some of the water from the full glass fell on the floor and he just slid right on that shit

thank god you had your back turned talking to yunho bc holy shit he didnt know what hed do if u saw that

but the rest of the boys will never let him live that down

'hyung, remember when u fell trying to get water fo-' 'shut up wooyoung'

but seonghwa is just a shy lil boy around you fam

and it's not like you didnt notice bc hed be rlly chill rlly calm and funny when he doesnt know you're around

and then he sees you and hes all 'o-oh hi I'm going to go w-wash the dishes' he cleans when hes stressed

and when u ask the boys what's up w him they're like '..... are u dumb'

anyway after that it was just so obvious

youd catch him staring and make eye contact and hed look away so fast

but you didnt miss dem red ass cheeks

and you honestly like the attention he gives you

and when he gains a little confidence around you and makes a joke or does girl group dances or smth

you cant resist him

so one day you go over to the dorm and tell all the boys that they're all gonna have to leave so that u can get seonghwa to yourself

and they reluctantly agree bc 'but I'm tireddddd'

and when seonghwa gets home hes like . where is everyone.

and you're like 'oh them??? they just went to the store to get snacks I'm sure theyll be back soon come watch this show w me'

and hes like ,,, right

and you're just smiling and nodding and patting the seat next to you

so he sits obviously sweating

and you're watching this show and hes watching you

with every laugh nd movement his stomach coils a lil

and after a bit you look at him

and you're looking at each other

and you're eyes are watching his lips and you just say yolo and go for it

hes taken aback at first but leans into it

and you're a rlly good kisser

then you pull back nd hes looking at you with the prettiest smile on the prettiest face you've ever seen

'thank u' he says 'for what?' 'for that'

'just kiss me again dummy'

yunho

puppy!! lil baby boy!!!

ok so like the first part , let's say you two have been besties for a while now

and it's just a mutual attraction and mutual liking ykno

but yunho doesnt want to mess up the friendship you guys have by trying anything

the members are all 'bruh she likes you back' and hes like 'nuh-uh you're lying'

like.... they told u sis

and one day wooyoung tells you like.. listen sis yunho has a crush on you but he refuses to do anything abt it bc hes worried itll ruin your friendship that I wouldnt even call a friendship bc of all the sexual tension but wtvr

and you slap him across the chest for that last part but

wait,,, yunho has a crush on you ?????

'are u sure ???' 'yes, bITCH ARE U BLIND'

blind w love babyyyyyyyy

this is groundbreaking news bc what the heck your longtime crush and bff likes you back !!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

so one day bc you guys are honestly just so comfy around each other and you've been holding back for so long theres no reason to delay this any longer

you walk up to his room where the door is closed and knock on it (u guys have a special knock)

and he opens and you latch onto him and kiss him

tangling your hand in his hair and clutching the shirt hes wearing

and he immediately kisses you back

no hesitation

but then

'guys. I'm still in here. like im happy for u but god just do a quick room check next time will ya' san says walking out of the room shaking his head

you both blush and turn to look at each other

yall laugh then shrug your shoulders and yunho says 'are u sure abt this? I dont want to wreck what we have'

'I'm more excited about what we're gonna have baby' you say, and he smiles, nods and leans in to kiss you again hehehehehe

yeosang

ok dis man loves his chocolate

and you know that so .. you decide to make him sum desserts!! a whole bunch

bc you LIKE HIM

and u want him to LIKE YOU

and the best way to get yeosang to fall for u is by giving him chocolate right

but what you didnt know is that he already likes you (shocker!!!)

so you bake up some brownies and cookies and cupcakes and idek other chocolate tings

and bring them all over to the dorm for him to try

and hes so excited !! 'chocolate!!! for me !!!!'

'yes !! all for u yeosangie'

he just looks as you in awe and love

and picks up a fork ready to take a bite

he stops tho and looks at you and licks his lips

and you blush but laugh

and he puts the food in his mouth and just dies because its SO GOOD

and hes just mouth open eyes wide 'holy shit'

'what?? you dont like it'

'nonononono I LOVE IT'

and he runs around the kitchen counter and hugs you so tight

'thank you!! this is amazing!!' he says looking directly into your eyes

'youre amazing' you say

'what?' he says 'o-oh nothing nothing I didnt say anything'

',,,, you just called me amazing !!! omg YOU JUST CALLED ME AMA-'

hes cut off by you pressing your mouth against his

he pulls away and says 'what was that for?'

'I had to get you to shut up somehow'

yeosang laughs and leans down towards you but gets cut off again!!!! this time with a 'omg are these cookies??????'

',,, get out mingi'

san

bruh yunho looks so funny wtf

sannie is such a happy boy :(

his life goal is making you laugh or smile

he just wants u to be happy!!! and his smile is so contagious!!!

and that's why you fell for him

and now everytime he makes u laugh or smile or smth a lil bit of a blush creeps up your cheeks

san doesnt seem to notice tho but you're ok with that

n e way

yall get along rlly well

hes the reason you're at the dorm every friday night for movie night

and someone chooses a horror movie

its scawwy

and san (tho also scared) sits next to you so he can whisper jokes to u throughout the movie

through hushed giggles and smiles at one another u realize u wanna be in a relationship w this guy

and the next time you're at the dorm, you decided nows the time to make it happen

but when u see san he doesnt seem like himself hes slouched down on the couch cuddling with his stuffed animal staring at the tv screen with nothing playing

when he sees you walk over to him he perks up a lil but not like he usually would

so u sit next to him and ask what's wrong

he fiddles his thumbs and doesnt look at you

so u rub his shoulder and put your other hand on his thigh and ask him again

this time he just looks at you

'I'm sorry' he says

'for what?' 'you're not smiling and it's my fault'

'san!!!! it's ok you dont have to be happy all the time!!!! especially not for me'

his head hangs and he sighs

you lift his head and kiss him slightly

'its ok' you whisper

instead of saying anything back, he leans his forehead to yours

you kiss him again

and again on his lips cheeks forehead nose hands

and by the end of it hes shyly smiling

'there it is!! theres my boy'

he hugs you and for the rest of the day you stay snuggled up on the couch

that day it was up to you make him smile

and you did !!!

mingi

mingo mango

the gif is what he looks like whenever you're near him

hes always whining for you whenever you're not

and when hongjoong sent you a video of mingi doing just that you though it was the funniest thing ever

'I wish y/n was here you're all a bunch of losers' 'you guys suck!!! I miss y/n'

freakin hilarious

this is something u love making fun of him for

liek damn mingi am I that special? I didnt know u liked me that much? u got a crush on me mango?

and u notice that whenever you ask that question, no matter how much of a joke it is, he never gives you an answer

but u dont rlly think about it until you start developing a crush on him

at first it's like,, oh what a baby hes so cute eating the food I made for him

and then it's like wow I wish he would dance on me like dat me too sis

and then u start complaining whenever hes not around 'wheres mingi?? I've been waiting for like an hour' nd 'ykno what would make this even better? mingi'

and everyone is like ok we get it u like mingi

and when mingi catches whiff of this oh boy it's over for you

'so ig it's me that's special now huh?' he tells you one night

'what?' 'u gotta crush on meeeeeee y/n's gotta crush on mingiiii'

and you roll your eyes because . idiot

but then step closer to him and say 'maybe I do'

and that's when his eyes go wide 'wait rlly???' he asks and you can hear the hope in his voice

'all I'm saying is that if you kissed me rn I wouldnt be opposed' is what you say back

and kiss you he does

wooyoung

ok so wooyoungie and u

have such blatant chemistry

yall are constantly flirting and idk yall just click

but u dont notice it

I mean u see the eyebrow wiggles and sly smiles some of the members give u

but all that does is confuse you

one day when wooyoung is in the washroom yunho says 'so you nd wooyoung huh?'

and you're like ...huh

yunhos like 'u dont like him? all yall do is flirt'

and when he says that a whole wall came down in your head

a wall blocking you from accessing emotions of attraction and love and shit you're emotionally scared sis

and you turn firetruck red

yunho just laughs and says 'I knew it'

wooyoung comes back and asks what's going on

'I'll just leave u two alone' yunho says chuckling

you glare at him as he leaves youre gonna get him back for that

but wooyoung doesnt sense anything and swings his arm around your shoulders pulling you into him

and he asks what you wanna do for the night

but you're quiet and distracted with these new feelings you've just found out you have

wooyoung asks if you're okay

and you look up at him but suddenly cant look at him in his eyes. his really pretty eyes

so you turn around and go to grab your stuff bc you 'forgot abt that... thing' you have to do

wooyoung, confused watches you scurry across the room

'uh.. ok.. I'll see you tomorrow?'

'yeah yeah see you' you say not looking at him

you just need to figure your feelings out and then you can see him again

so back home you're racking your brain tryna figure out if theres anything you can do to stop yourself from falling in love w wooyoung

and speak of the devil, u get a call from wooyoung

u contemplate not picking up but decide that wooyoung is still your best friend

'hello?' 'y/n!!! are you ok?? you left really suddenly earlier' 'yeah wooyoung I'm fine dw'

'are you sure? we dont want the prettiest person alive to feel sad now do we?'

you open your mouth to say something back but nothing comes out

'y/n?'

you feel the heat rise to your cheeks as you ask 'are you still free?'

'uh for u? always'

blushing even harder now you say 'I'm coming over' and end the call

once you get there you're knocking on the door frantically

wooyoung opens up with a 'jeez y/n what's the ru-'

you basically jump on him and kiss him hard

you latch your hands onto his shirt nd he wraps his hands around your waist

when you pull away for air, wooyoungs looking at you with a smile on his puffy red lips

you smile back and say 'that was the rush'

wooyoung smiles harder and pulls you back into him

'took you long enough'

jongho

jongho cant believe u two have met

you're one of his favourite new idols

and you met at a show

and you told him how amazing ateez's performance was

blushing, he tells you how much he likes your music

you ask him if hes hungry to which he says yes bc 1) hes always hungry and 2) he cant say no to u ever

so u buy him one of those sandwiches w the jam and the coleslaw or wtvr you know what I'm talking about

and you sit to talk and eat for a while before you have to leave

you ask for his number and tell him you'll call him sometime

and you do

all the time

at first hes shy and boyish which makes you laugh

but after a while he gets comfy and will brag and sing to you and joke

you guys catch each other up on everything

he tells you all about the boys and the boys all about you

and you realise how good a listener this guy is nd how handsome!! and cute

and so at the next show you see him at you walk up to him

and with your heart doing flips and take his hand and tell him to walk around with you

he does and you lead him to a less busy hallway where you just look at him and say 'I like you'

jonghos like... wait. huh. what. wait i- and hes blushing so much even his ears turn red

'me? you like me? bc I like you too and if you're joking or something I would be really sad and I've told the members that I like you and they made fun of me so this would be great of u did like me but if you dont and this is a joke id be really upset' and hes rambling and not looking you in the eye

so you lean in and kiss him

'it's not a joke' you say

'its,, not a joke? are you sure?' 'I'm sure'

'you're sure' 'are you going to keep repeating everything I say? or are u gonna kiss me again?'

jongho, blushing even harder now, chooses the second option

[jisokai]

Okay I think requests are open right? Can you please write what would the RFA+Minor Trio do when MC is mad at them and doesn’t look or talk to them? And if they are with friends or other people she basically pretends they aren’t there at all? I hope this isn’t confusing ;; have an amazing day! 💗💗

ohhh boyy can i hold a grudge,, but im also very sensitive so based on the person im either a ball of bottled rage or a fucking mess sdhskd… thank you for being patient and i hope you enjoy

rfa+minor trio with an mc who gives them the silent treatment when angry

(also im trying new formatting to make it better for mobile users so please just bear with any changes)

yoosung

HE FEELS SO FUCKING BAD

immediately trying to apologize and make things up but you just shut him out and walk away

he hopes it’ll blow over by the end of the day but nope

youre at home and STILL ignoring him poor baby hes gonna cry

and he does!! he doesnt know what to do and he just wants to make sure everything is okay between you two!!

and youre not expecting him to run into the room and cry, begging for forgiveness and yelling not to break up

but it makes you melt and soften, sighing and reaching to embrace him

you have to just hold him for a moment to reassure his confidence 

it really just turns into a “reassure yoosung that he is loved” situation and you cant even be mad anymore awaeew

zen

he can put up with it well

almost sees it as a game in public

but then you get home,,

and its?? still going???

he then realizes how serious and upset you are and he feels reallyyy bad

he tries to let you cool down for a while before coming in with a proper apology

he doesnt like waiting things out and will try to fix things asap

but hes also glad you have a way of sticking up for yourself and showing him when he needs to step off his box and apologize

jaehee

she takes things seriously

so her first response is to get down to the problem immediately

but when she realizes you wont even respond

she decides to leave you alone so you both can wear it off

but then shell come in and force you to listen to her apology (or lecturing you to stop being childish, all based on the situation)

itll pass over quickly

she always takes arguments seriously and doesnt like waiting it out

jumin

he likes the sassiness tbh

kind of a cat and mouse game? smugly trying to get you to talk back to him

but when you never give in or even smile at his antics, he shuts off the act and is very genuinely trying to get your attention

when you still dont respond, he resorts to letting you be for a moment

and if in public, he lets you talk to your friends without trying to get your attention to let you cool down

but when youre alone again or had time to chill, he comes up to you with a formal apology

it makes you crack and reply to him, which makes him so happy

he was lowkey really worried dkjdskj

and he gives you kisses and gifts to try and reclaim his love again

seven

jokes

jokes

why.. why arent you replying to the jokes???

when he sees how serious and stubborn youre being, he softens a little and tries to coax the words out of you 

not one for giving you tons of space and time, but instead tries everything to get a reaction

compliments everything about you, apologizing over and over, offering everything he can

when you still dont say anything, he gets really worried and tears may end up in his eyes

and crying seven makes me break so it makes you break too 

you give in to vent about whatever it was he did and hes just so happy you spoke to him that he cant even feel bad sdjskjd

will be quick to fix  whatever it was and get back to the loveyness,,,

saeran

hes holding a grudge too

silent treatment royalty

its kind of a competition now oh god

but he starts to crumble easily and tries to get your attention without being obvious

but you cant handle anything right now, pure rage blinding you from anything he does

and he just wants to go back to normal now but you still wont back down

so when he gently tugs on your sleeve and looks at you will such sad eyes

fuckkkkkkk

silent treatment who? idk her lol

(HOLY SHIT I GOT DEJA VU TYPING THAT WOAH)

when he gets in that kind of mood, you know he needs you, so you manage to put the fight away and comfort him

but hes like this because of the fight, so it gets resolved in the end

v

honestly doesnt even realize its silent treatment at first

after you argue, he just naturally gives you space so he doesnt realize youre holding a grude

WHICH JUST MAKES THE GRUDGE WORSE GRRRR

when he comes back with an apology and resolution, you cant even be mad???

he never even realized you were giving him the silent treatment??

he so quick to resolve things now you dont have time to guilt him

honestly just please never do that to him he doesnt deserve it

hes been through enough okay

vanderwood

just tsks and walks out of the room

theyre probably doing the same, but they let it go quickly

so when they ask what you want for dinner and theres no response, all they say is “youre doing that stubborn bullshit now?” and walk out

and now you dont have any fucking food because you never told them what you wanted

honestly you couldnt get much out of them

theyre too stubborn as well

maybe if its really extreme, theyll offer a curt apology and awkward hug thing

thank you for reading!! i hope you liked it

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[nerdywrites]

I Knew You Were A Git But This Is A New Low

Pairing: Draco x Potter!reader

Request: I would love it to start out as Draco And harry's sister to not like each other and then theyll find themselves in a slightly compromising situation and they realise they are attracted to each other and sexy stuff happens. And then they become bf and gf and draco shows it off and Harry is absolutely livid

Requested by: @harrypizza-benecookiecumbercrumb

Warnings: Language, implied smut

A/N: I don’t write smut so I hope that's not a problem. Also, why does Tumblr keep quitting on me while I’m in the middle of a story so I have to rewrite everything? The world may never know.

A/N 2: I didn’t have much time to edit this, so there’s probably a few typos in here

“Look who it is, miss lightning head” (Y/n) knew exactly who said it. Draco fucking Malfoy.

“What are you, 2? Or is that just the level of thought you put into your insults?”

“So quick to shoot back. To bad your parents weren’t that way, maybe they’d still be he-” but he didn’t finish his sentence.

Magic wasn’t allowed in the corridors of Hogwarts, but (Y/n) Potter didn’t give any fucks in that moment. She cursed and jinxed him until he looked like nothing more than a bright green slug. 

(Y/n) was over the Moon about what just happened, until she heard footsteps that immediately twisted her mood. “Goodbye life” she muttered when she saw her transfiguration teacher round the corner. She quickly stepped in front of her masterpiece “Hello Professor, you’re looking lovely today.”

“Thank you Miss Potter, I must say-” a look of horror came across her face “What is that?“

“Draco Malfoy. He said some awful things about my parents, and I wasn’t going to let it slide.” she looked around the shocked woman to see her smirking brother, a red head who was trying not to laugh, and her bushy haired friend who gave a look of disappointment. But (Y/n) could see in Hermione’s eyes that the girl was secretly enjoying seeing Draco on the ground in this state. 

McGonagall turned to the trio “You three, take Mr. Malfoy up the hospital wing.” then she turned back to (Y/n) “You on the other hand are coming with me.”

As they walked down the hall, (Y/n) listened to the woman rant about the Weasley twins “I told those boys to stop teaching you things. I knew this happen from the minute they offered to let you blow up a toilet on your first day here-”

“Why in the bloody hell are you smiling (Y/n)? You could get detention with Umbridge. I get that you’re happy Malfoy is in trouble too, but-”

“Shut up Ronald, I’m ecstatic.” she didn’t even look up from the magical map she was looking at.

“I have to agree with Ron, this means that you have to spend three months with him.” Hermione put in.

Harry sighed “I’m proud of that sis, but I’ve never seen you so happy. Why-”

“Because Harold” he muttered ‘that’s not my name’ until she glared at him “McGonagall asked what it was. She didn’t say ‘Who?‘ or ‘Why does Malfoy look like that?’ She said what!” (Y/n) was laughing so hard, tears where escaping her eyes “That means that I made him look like a genuine pile of shit!”

“Would you really risk having three months with Umbridge though?”

“Yes Ronald, if that pink bitch wants me to write with my own blood again, I’ll do it. I would pay to have ‘I must not turn Malfoy into a slug again’ scarred on my hand.”

Hermione rolled her eyes “You still have to spend three months with him.”

“Totally worth it. Plus, I can just mess with him more.” 

When Monday came her detentions started, which turned out to be with Snape. But (Y/n) was to busy laughing at the sight of Malfoy to care. His skin still had a greenish tint to it, his hair looked like a highlighter, and his arms jiggled when he walked.

She gained an extra detention for laughing to hard, which didn’t stop until Hermione threw a pillow at her hissing “Shut up (Y/n)! It’s 4:30 in the morning!”

Over the course of the few weeks, (Y/n) ran out of small, magicless pranks. Snape never failed to take their wands away, which gave her a minor setback. 

She had long conversations with Fred and George about muggle pranks, and they even agreed to order some supplies. 

With a plan already laid out, she walked into the dungeons with a strut. Malfoy groaned at the sight of her confidence, which, in his experience, was never a good thing.

The Weasley twins had potions an hour before her detention started, and they somehow distracted Snape long enough to put a tripwire in the room. The plan was for (Y/n) to tap the wire when he was in a certain area of the room. What they didn’t expect was for Malfoy to trip over it, sending neon green slime all over it’s victim. Who was, of course, Snape.

“Malfoy! Potter!” The pair had never seen more anger in a man’s eyes then in that moment. They ran out of the class room, dodging innocent people in their way, until they reached an empty wall. It remained that way until (Y/n), who was slightly out of breath, commanded a place that no one could find them. Which the Room of Requirement was happy to offer.

Then Draco, who laughed slightly as he was joking, muttered “It’s not like we can come out until tomorrow anyway.”

But the door had already shut, and there was no way to reverse it. 

(Y/n) shook the knob frantically “God fucking dammit! You utter dipshit! It took you seriously! We are trapped in here, while Snape has our fucking wands. You fucking loser!” she ranted on and on as Draco watched her with a small smile. He realized what he was doing and changed his grin to a smirk.

She noticed his look quickly “Why the fuck are you looking at me like that? I will make you a slug again you big fucking git”

He put his hands up “I can think of a few ways to pass time” 

She looked at him curiously “As in what”

“We could count how many times you can say ‘fuck’ in one sentence”

She glared at him “What else?”

He smirked again as a bed appeared in the room. Steam could have come out her ears as she glared at him “You must be mistaken if you think for one fucking minute that I’m going to fuck you, you fucking pervert.”

“Well, that's a new record so far. Three times, congratulations.”

They spent the first hour ignoring each other, until both got bored and played games such as 20 questions and never have I ever. By 10 pm, both teens actually found themselves laughing and enjoying their time together. 

“Alright Potter, never have I ever messed up a potion on purpose.”

She put a down another finger “You’re so lame Malfoy. I messed mine and Ron’s potion up because he was being annoying, and because I could make it explode in Snape’s face by adding the last ingredient.”

He laughed “Is that what happened? I thought you genuinely screwed it up“ 

“Nope, I just added the worm heart right when he leaned over our cauldron.”

She didn’t notice that they had scooted together over the course of the game until now. His breath was hot on her face as his eyes flickered to her lips. When her’s did the same, he took the chance and kissed her slowly, until it got more and more passionate. 

“So, tell me” she said as they broke apart “does that earlier option still stand?”

When (Y/n) returned to the dormitories the next day, she used the excuse that she was hiding from Snape when she fell asleep, which they believed. She wasn’t ready to tell them that her and Malfoy were officially dating, scared of how they could react considering she was ready to curse his head off only 9 hours previously. 

But Malfoy didn’t know this. He was perfectly happy with the relationship, and planned to show her off as much as possible. 

As the four walked to lunch, (Y/n) was to busy listening to Hermione talk about a newly discovered jinx to notice Malfoy walking up to them. He gave her a quick kiss “Are we still on for tonight?”

(Y/n) nodded before nervously looking at her friends. Ron had the most confused look on his face that (Y/n) had ever seen. Hermione was downright shocked. But Harry, Harry was pissed. His face was red with anger as he glared daggers at Malfoy. 

“It was a long night” (Y/n) said in a small explanation. 

But Harry was still giving Draco the death glare. As if one push could send him over a cliff, which is exactly what happened when Malfoy winked and said “long but fantastic if you know what I mean.”

(Y/n) slapped his arm as Ron and Hermione held a struggling Harry back from beating him to the pulp. 

“You better fucking run, ferret. I knew you were a git but this is a new low.“

“Just like your sister with that language Potter. I definitely heard a lot on that last night.” 

This time she slapped him upside the head, but the prankster side of her had to make just a little worse. “Now behave Draco, or you won’t get any of that again tonight”

He laughed “Ok baby” and kissed her one more time before running off as (Y/n) now had to join in keeping her brother back.

[lunarssong]

quick little summary/title: this started out as a rant but if you scroll down to the large bold, there’s a metaphor that should hopefully help explain why terfs are so god damn awful and dangerous

me? sending an ask off-anon to a terf because im both pissed and a fucking dumbass? its more likely than youd think

in fact! im not even gonna censor the word terf! if i dont feel like dealing with their bullshit replies and rbs then i literally just fucking wont!! yeah they might send in death threats but guess the fuck what?? im leaving my anon on fuckers, because honestly that shits gonna be funny to me! and if they try to doxx me (very unlikely, but i am trans and its not riskier to mention that because its already obvious, and ive never directly made a post about terfs before, so i really dont know whats gonna happen) or something then like! im a minor! we can sue those shitheads and hopefully bring more media awareness to how god damn shitty terfs are! literally dont even start, lmao.

have the damn ask because i wanna elaborate on it

“hi there! i wish you’d delete your tumblr, because you are dangerous. you are a violent misogynist, and make me ashamed to be a feminist.

you’re gonna attack me because i’m off anon, but you’d probably call me a coward if i was on it, lmao.

anyway! stop disguising your misogyny and transphobia with shitty ass ‘feminism’. i was raised by a feminist with a feminist mom who literally can’t believe y’all exist because your ideas are SO far from actual feminism.

just say you hate trans people and go.”

tbh? its so fucking wild to me how they literally spit out misogyny, transphobia, and lesbophobia but then get all pissy when someone calls them out on it,, but then have the nerve to accuse that person of being misogynistic and lesbophobic? like,, honey. honey, what? the fuck? how much of a dumbass are you?

because like. im a pretty big dumbass! like ive walked into a mirror before because i thought it was a door! im a dumbass!

but even i know that trans women literally cannot discriminate against cis women by saying that theyre (plural, but trans women can 100% use they and thats totally valid) women! because guess the FUCK what?? theyre fucking women! if yall shitheads (terfs) wanna call that misogyny then yall cant call yourselves women either!

if yall assholes wanna call a specific group of lesbians/wlw pointing out, “hey! we experience discrimination because of an entirely irrelevant physical feature we all happen to share that has literally no actual affect on whether or not we are women/wlw” lesbophobia or speaking over minorities then wow.

wow.

wow, are yall gonna be shocked when (if) you realize what the hell yall doing that qualifies as.

oppressors literally depicting and/or committing fucking hate crimes, sometimes even as serious as murder, rape, etc. (this is referring to terfs, i should never have to point that out) is NOT comparable to an oppressed as hell minority saying that people who literally want them dead should not be in safe spaces intended for people of a community they both happen to belong to.

to put this into perspective for yall out there literally worse than garbage (terfs)! imagine this scenario.

youre in a community of women. trans women may or may not be a part of this particular community, shut the fuck up, thats irrelevant. a group of straight women pop up, and start saying that being wlw is misogynistic and harmful to women. this is bullshit. you know that immediately. why wouldn’t it be? you explain to them the obvious reasons why it is not. they ignore you.

they begin to spew utter bullshit, claiming things like “women should never marry other women. you’re ignoring the fact that a man’s place is as a woman’s wife, and basically trying to be men, which is like admitting that men are superior.” or, “as straight women, you flaunting your homosexuality,” the woman gestures to a lesbian couple who aren’t even holding hands and haven’t been touching the whole time theyve been there. one has a small rainbow heart sticker on her purse. “makes me feel threatened in my femininity. (insert plural of 4 letter slur against lesbians that i dont feel comfortable typing a single letter of) arent really women, their existence is heterophobia and misogyny. they shouldn’t be allowed in female-only spaces because they normalize masculinity.”

over time, this group of straight women grows. they call themselves feminists, claim theyre fighting for the rights of all women! unless those women happen to love other women and dont perfectly fit their (cisnormative too but terfs are awful so they like that) heteronormative idea of a woman. they protest at the very idea of saying “significant others”, “partners”, or even “wives and/or husbands” because it doesnt fit their idea of being a woman. because they think having a wife and loving women is only for men.

eventually, they start getting braver and braver. they start going to feminist rallies, and if they spot gay women, or even women they think look gay, theyll get up in their faces, threaten them, call them slurs. theyll try to record them, try to get them fired from their jobs or outed to unsupportive families. or even just expose them to the potential of assault in their day-to-day life. because theyre gay. and that doesnt affect the straight women at all, but they hate diversity and are homophobes. so they need an excuse.

sometimes theyll get their other gay-exclusive feminist friends to record them committing violent acts against wlw feminists, just to take stills from those videos out of context when the gay women defend themselves, and then go crying to the media, twisting the roles of victim and aggressor to paint a violent picture of wlw. they say that feminist rallies should be an event only for real women or allies to their cause—meaning, to them, no wlw, and certainly no mlm. they probably even try to turn all homophobia towards gay men into a sexism issue (they are sometimes tied, but not mostly). but they lose their shit when anyone tries to tell them to get out of these safe spaces for women, because by attacking wlw for literally nothing beyond existing, they are ruining the safe part.

people start to become ashamed to call themselves feminists, and are often lumped in with these homophobes. even if they themselves are gay. straight feminists who love, support, and fight for wlw begin to feel guilty for being straight. new labels for feminist ideology begin popping up, the gay-exclusive feminists strike them down and turn them into jokes.

their end goal is to reverse victories like gay marriage, remove gay representation both in the media and in history books (sometimes even arguing that famous wlw were ‘just close friends’ with their wives or girlfriends), and to send wlw right back to hiding and marrying men for fear of their lives.

all in the name of thinly veiled homophobia feminism!

but wait, you cry, that sounds nothing like feminism! it actually sounds like misogyny and homophobia!

exactly!

think about who yall are the real-life equivalent of in that scenario.

need a hint because youre so brainwashed? try changing ‘gay/wlw’ to ‘trans’, ‘straight’ to ‘cis’, and ‘gay-exclusive’ to ‘terf’.

i doubt any of them will actually read through this, let alone realize their flawed perspective due to it, but hey. maybe ill sway some people who’re on the fence about how horrible terfs are.