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rio-hearts · 1 year
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I know the tumblr mobile app is buggy but it literally just straight up stopped working and took me to my home screen. I was just at the top of my dashboard.
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seriemorder · 4 months
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bj you're a grown man😭
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chongoblog · 4 months
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I find it funny how you're pro protesting but when you're immune system isn't working you get a vaccine to replace your t-cells with scab antibiotics. Typical hypocrite liberal, is fine with "activism" until it inconveniences him.
Wait it took me a few reads to get how funny this was. Not exactly how vaccines work but still very good bit
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polkadotjohnson · 5 months
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David Dastmalchian talks anime
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sly-fin · 8 months
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God’s sleepiest SOLDIER
If anyone talks to him, there will be very sleepy crimes committed.
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elfsyellowflowerzart · 5 months
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take two of yesterdays little doodle, using the ref this time
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gimblegamble · 10 months
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A comparison of how the southlanders immediately put their guard up against a red name mumbo who was causing havoc in their base, to the mounders who were trying to reason with him and reiterating that they will help him, none of them seriously running away from him even as he was trying to hurt them, with bdubs even handing him some tnt in the most bdubs way possible.
How mumbo kept targeting the southlanders and stopped going after the mounders.
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torirosso · 1 month
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early morning doping test & morning wood is not a good combo (who would have thought)
sorry if someone already uploaded this and also sorry for the quality
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I had the whumpiest dream ever (exaggeration, the whumpiest in a few weeks time)
and i had to share it
so i was on an undercover mission (not sure if i was police or something else) and the task was to attend this insanely big party, and get close to this insanely rich criminal guy (who looked like the love child of chace crawford and one of my university professors, it was a dream I'm not gonna question it)
So me and my partner, get in a fight but we still start talking to this guy, and we end up at his place, where he excuses himself to make a phone call, he discusses offshore accounts and shit like that IN DETAIL and we look at each other, like well, this was easy, because we heard everything
we try to leave, but the doors are locked, when he noticed he pulled a gun and walked us back to the bedroom where we originally waited for him (slight nsfw undertones)
and he proceeded to beat me and knock me out (ouch) when i woke up, my partner was gone (hopefully escaped) and i was wearing some very specific clothes that fit weird but looked like they belonged to a past victim of this criminal guy
i might write this later actually (or if anyone wants to go for it just tag me)
i was not happy to wake up from this dream
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gothghostiie · 1 month
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now im thinking about alone again, and please indulge me - at least after getting the adrenaline shot soap gets a boner. hes bricked tf up up to when he gets into that car with ghost.
now look. i could be fully off but it feels like a somewhat big amount of time passed between getting into the car and arriving at the safe house. you know where I'm going with this.
you expect me to believe that, besides all things, ghost didn't pull over and fucked johnny when he saw that boner?
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dalloneveryday · 8 months
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day 117. who let her do this
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immortality is so lonely
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sproutbell · 2 months
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really beautiful spiderweb i spotted on a hike with my wife recently :)
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spaghett-onaplate · 4 months
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depression is really weird actually wdym i spent 2.5 years of my life in bed
#and wdym that lifestyle changed so quickly into being out and about and an active member of the world??#very proud of myself#and i mean it wasn't that quick of a change#it was like 1.5 years primarily depression bedrotting with occasional school -> primarily depression bedrotting ->#primarily depression bedrotting with 3-9 hours of work weekly -> straight into 31+ hours school+9-12 hours work weekly#so there was somewhat of a gradual progression#but still#also wowza i wake up 7-7:30am every morning now. 1pm was an early wake up for a not so insignificant amount of time#i mean of all fundamental growth years to miss out on the ages like what 12/13-15 aren't too bad? they would suck in a different way if i#had been socially involved#anyway it's just. yea i'm proud of myself but it is a crazy lifestyle change#and even when i was deeply depressed in a horrible routine i feel like i learned a lot. how to regulate my emotions and cope well and find#the joy in everything. bc if i stayed in bed all day then i would at least be happy about the sun or whatever#and for the while of being not at school at all i WANTED to be at school i just could not find one bc our school system is so cute like tha#(basically every school is at capacity and the local school that has a guaranteed place for me would have been an all boys or girls 😭)#but i miraculously found and got into this school and miraculously made it work so well for me socially and now academically#it's also a good time to get back into school for my education bc any later and it woulda been pretty bad for all my certifications and uni#ive missed out on so much maths that its not worth it to me to try and catch up but my teacher knows that#but ive always hated maths regardless i only ever understood it for the first half of yr 7 then my attendance dropped#and after my recent exam i decided to try harder at school. but i still got an A on the exam i didn't study for!! academic weapon fr#i'm just idk thinking back to myself in the past few years#and how hopeless it all felt. but i got out of it!! i beat the depression and social anxiety and found a good place and made the most of it#and during the peak of my depression i remember i went out someplace near my old school and panicked so so badly about seeing#kids from my old school. and the friends at the time didnt really check on me when i went to shake and cry in a side street lmao#i kept the best of that friendgroup and have better friends now. but anyway now i take a bus each morning with some kids from my old school#and you see these hands? they look like they're shaking to you?#anyway yeah it's just cool i got to this point :) i really had no hope for so long but now i have a life i'm living and a future i'm build#--ing towards#which is funny i just decided some random day last november after watching some better call saul 'huh actually lawyer would b pretty cool'#and will i get there? we'll see but i do have hope now
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dyke-stuck · 3 months
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why are you keeping a slur for us alive? what if we made faggotstuck for all bl ships?
a) how is some random dyke online calling themself a dyke 'keeping a slur alive'? as if so many words for us used regularly aren't considered slurs to some people anyways. some people even use 'lesbian' as a slur. horror of horrors! however shall we ever recover this devastating blow to our lexicon. reclaiming slurs takes away in part the power to use those words against us.
b) literally already a thing. @faggot-stuck. inactive, but this has, in fact, been made. riffing off this blog even.
c) this blog isnt even active anymore why do you care anon
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kerizaret · 4 months
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same light
It is similar! But it's like it's behind Rui, while it's in front of tsukasa. Kind of like the stage spotlight? It's also dimmer behind Rui.
Like it's a stage light that's already dimming after the curtain call, when the performance ended. He's turned away from it, leaving it behind him. He led it to the end and the light is supposed to turn off - but its still shining, it's still not over. He still has so much he wants to do. Doesn't want this performance to end. Wants to stay, isn't ready to say farewell, no matter if it felt like it was "the right time"
(I know it's the sunset in the card - but honestly what is the sun if not the spotlight on the stage of our life?)
Tsukasa instead is looking at the spotlight - not the spotlight on him, but the one in front of him. Its so bright it's almost blinding. Like the sun makes you tear up if you look at it too much. He's looking at his idol, his star, at how bright he is and wishes he could reach it but knows he can't. He can't shine as much on others yet, not how much this idol shines on him. But it doesn't mean he cant try
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