#james omo

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[oldmanffucker]

hilson piss fic is live 🫶🏼 2.8k words of maybe the hottest thing I’ve written yet.

love you so bad

[scripomo]

This is kinda random but last night I had a dream about Liam form Moriarty the Patriot pissing himself and I can't stop thinking about it thank you brain

I've been thinking about him all day long because of it and hear me out

So like... he sometimes falls asleep at completely random times... without being able to use the bathroom beforehand...

And we know he sucks at taking care of himself and his bodily needs, he would 100% forget/ignore the fact he has to piss

He could be absolutely bursting and NOBODY would be able to tell though, except for his brothers and probably Sherlock

But seriously this man could litrerially piss himself and remain completely calm and stoic

For some reason Moriarty the Patriot isn't very popular and has a relatively small fanbase and I don't understand why, it's a great show and manga series and I strongly recommend it!

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Download Instrumental BNXN (Buju) - Omo Elewa (Remake By Teejah James)

Download Instrumental BNXN (Buju) – Omo Elewa (Remake By Teejah James)

This is mp3 beat and Afropop type Instrumental for the song, BNXN (Buju) – Omo Elewa Instrumental. Remake by Nigerian producer, Teejah James. All sounds and sampling of the beat were solely created by him. However, the beat isn’t for commercial use. Artistes are advised to use the beat only for Cover or Remix purpose. When recorded, please be sure to tag and give credit to the beat maker,…

[jittyjames]

jcs kinktober masterlist

(sorry minors, but pls don’t interact with this. nothing personal, of course, but this just isn’t the space for you lovelies)

cw: heavy mentions of kinks under the cut obviously

i'm going to be so fucking fr with y'all rn. most of these are poly even if they're labeled as a single ship. that's just the universe i write for babes. i'm so embarrassed to even post this list. i would ask god to help me for when i post these in october, but anything good and holy has long left the chat. i'm scheduled to be struck down by lightning by november 1st. anyway here's wonderwall.

(also fair warning. i'm the most vanilla person in existence. if you look up the term vanilla is the dictionary, it's a photo of me. i say this to clarify THESE ARE (mostly) NOT MY KINKS. DO NOT JUDGE ME. I AM BUT A WRITER WHO REALLY LIKES DYNAMICS OKAY?? DON'T PERCEIVE ME. nyway, more warnings and stuff to come in the actual fic.) also watch my tumblr get shadowbanned for me posting this. maybe i should censor the words. IDK.

pegging- jesus x mary

roleplay- jesus x mary x judas

hate sex- mary x judas

rimming- jesus x judas

omo- LMAO JUST KIDDING. honestly don't know for this one. open to suggestions!!! EDIT- COLLARING WINS OUT

frottage- jesus x judas (kudos to gav for the inspo on this one)

virginity- jesus x judas

gore- jesus x judas (this sounds worse than it is lol. i swear it's not bad at all. gore is more of just a theme, not a sex thing. but... it is the bible... so...) this is also mixed with the bonus prompt bathing so!! y'all can work that one out

stripping- jesus x mary (modern)

praise kink- jesus x judas

sensory deprivation- jesus x reader's choice (ooo jami is trying new things for once 👀👀)

somnophilia- jesus x judas

size difference- god x judas x satan

orgasm denial- jesus x judas

temp play- mary x judas

gags- mary x judas

threesome- peter x judas x james

spanking- god x judas (modern)

voyeurism- jesus x mary x judas

mind control- judas x satan x jesus (lmao i’m sorry i had to)

lingerie- jesus x judas

BONUS PROMPTTT: dancing together- jesus x judas

rough oral sex- jesus x mary x judas

sex toys- mary x judas (modern)

edgeplay- jesus x judas

overstim

s&m- jesus x judas (was totally singing the rihanna song the whole time i wrote this one)

body worship- jesus x judas

breathplay- jesus x judas

free use- judas x everyone

this is a free day so... ONCE AGAIN OPEN TO SUGGESTIONS

EDIT: i have been harassed but i’m not using my free day on it… so…

32. BONUS DAY- the piss fic.

[reasoningdaily]

A while back I began covering the history of Jay Z and Nas' beef. I finish everything I say I will, even if it's a little late. So I present the continuation of their feud as well as the conclusion. Feel free to catch up on part one.

Nas - Stillmatic Freestyle (H to The Omo) - So Jay and the Roc had been firing shots for a while and Nas had not directly responded to any of them. Simply stating that he would not bow down. So one day he goes on the radio and he kicks a freestyle over an Eric B and Rakim remix. It's the normal Nas freestyle then he says "N.Y. City, grab a hold and ride with me." He then proceeds to drop bomb after bomb on Roc-a-fella artist including

Rip the Freeway, shoot through Memphis with money bags. Stop in Philly, order cheese steaks and eat Beans fast and bring it back up top, remove the fake king of New York. You show off, I count dough off when you sample my voice, I rule you, before, you used to rap like the Fu-Schnickens, Nas designed your Blueprint, who you kidding? Is he H to the izz-O, M to the izz-O? For shizzle you phony, the rapping version of Sisqo

Summer Jam - Nas wants to hang Jay Z mannequin on stage during his set at Summer Jame. Nas is told that would not allow this at all or any other actions that can be considered as adding fire to his beef with Jay Z and Roc-A-Fella. Nas then pulls out of the concert and is replaced with Jay Z. Jay Z kills Prodigy on Screen by releasing the photos of Prodigy performing ballet routines, who portrayed himself as a gangster from the poorest of ghettos. Nas boycotts Hot 97 for several years providing competitors with exclusive interviews and tracks first. Afterwards he begins to care less for the beef feeling as if there are certain people who are determined to make him out to be a loser. That is until Takeover dropped.

Jay Z - Takeover - Takeover was primarily a Mobb Deep diss. Mainly because Prodigy didn't know how to shut up. Havoc just happened to catch shots for standing next to him. In fact, Nas had also dissed prodigy in a few bars on It Was Written while featuring Havoc on the album because Prodigy couldn't stop bothering people. Anyway it's all good for Nas until that 3rd verse hits. with "I know you miss it Nas (FAME)" then you just had to sit and listen. One of the coldest lines in the track was:

Yeah I sampled your voice, you was using it wrong, you made it a hot line, I made it a hot song, and you ain't get a coin, nigga, you was getting fucked then I know who I paid, God - Serchlite publishing.

This was the line that really go under Nas' skin because it just wasn't true but people rode with it. MC Search who owned Searchlite (Named Zomba at the time) waited until 2014 to explain what happened. Jay Z did pay $2000 for the sample and 50 percent of the royalties. However he only paid for clearance because Searchlight only distributed Nas material and did not own any of his masters. Also the name of the company wasn't Searchlight until 2012. Nas Deal with Searchlight actually included the clause that he receive 50 percent of any money they make from his publishing so in the end, Jay really did pay Nas $1000 for that sample. He just didn't know it.

Anyway Nas feelt that Jay had gotten everything off his chest despite saying things like:

You said you've been in this 10, I've been in it 5, smarten up, Nas, 4 albums in 10 years, nigga? I could divide, that's one every...let's say 2, 2 of them shits was due, 1 was "nah," the other was Illmatic, that's a one-hot-album-every-10-year average

Nas - Ether - There was no plan to respond to Takeover. Nas was done with the beef until Jungle informed him that the streets were saying that his career was over if he didn't respond. So Nas rolled out of bed and recorded Ether. Nas really did start a lot of the things that would haunt Jay Z forever. The big lips camel thing, that was Nas. Nas also killed the Roc by claiming all their artists were irrelevant, just Jay's sidekicks and look what happened to them. Kanye is like the one outlier. The first two verses were gentle warning shots that Jay should turn the track off. Here are some excerpts from that last verse:

Y'all niggas deal with emotions like bitches, what's sad is I love you, ‘cause you're my brother, you traded your soul for riches, my child, I've watched you grow up to be famous, and now I smile like a proud dad, watching his only son that made it

Jay did in fact open up for Jaz on a tour that he was sharing with Large Professor's group Mainsource, that featured Nas as a lead member. In a sense, Jay was opening for Nas' opener.

You seem to be only concerned with dissin' women, were you abused as a child? Scared to smile? They called you ugly? Well, life is harsh; hug me! Don't reject me!

Jay admitted all of this on 'Song Cry'

You a fan, a phony, a fake, a pussy, a Stan

Jay Z has literally mentioned Nas, had a Nas sample or a Nas feature on every album except Watch The Throne

I still whip your ass; you 36 in a karate class? You Tae-Bo ho, tryna work it out, you tryna get brolic?

Jay Z was known to take martial arts classes at the time, he however stopped after this line.

Jay Z - Supa Ugly - If you ever heard the Angie Martinez interview with Jay the first time he heard Ether you would know he was upset by it. Not mad, just upset and on the verge of tears. He responded with one of the nastiest diss tracks ever. Supa Ugly came right after the passing of Nas mother so it didn't actually hit Nas because he was so emotionally numb at the time. It did hit him when Jay Z's mother forced him to call and apologize. The first verse has Jay claiming Nas ran away from a fight because Jay had Beanie Sigel and Memphis Bleek with him, but neither has backed up the story. The second claims Nas had his chain stolen and JT The Bigga Figa bought it back for him, but again nobody backed Jay on this. That third verse, well that shit is all true. Here are some bars from Supa Ugly, it may not be the greatest diss of all time, but it was the most disrespectful:

Me and the boy A.I. got more in common than just balling and rhyming, Get it? More in Carmen, I came in your Bentley backseat, skeeted in your Jeep, left condoms on your baby seat.

That's the part that had Jay Z's mother force him to apologize. Yes it's true, he did sleep with the mother of Nas' first child Carmen Bryan, and so did Allen Iverson. In fact a lot of people did, she wrote a book about it. The thing is, the book was flattering to Jay either. During interviews she claimed that most of the time they spent together wasn't having sex in Nas' vehicles. It was him asking increasingly personal questions about Nas. She claimed that it was almost as if Jay wanted to be Nas best friend.

Jay goes on to make reference to the fact that Nas already knew about the affair but was trying to keep quiet so as not to ruin his street cred. This was the last diss in beef that most people look at and it just wasn't the last one. It did however bring a lot of things to the front that caused Jay and Nas to spill their hearts on tracks about how they really felt.

Jay Z - Blueprint 2 - This is Jay's last dissin the feud. He actually promised to diss Nas every year until Nas quit rapping. The instrumental is probably one of my favorite's of all time, but lyrically, Jay just comes off bitter at Nas, Rosie Parez, Prodigy and a lot of other people. The track equates to "Why y'all don't love me like y'all love him." It sounds petty and that's probably why Jay didn't go through with his promise to diss Nas every year, after hearing Nas' response with "Last Real Nigga Alive." Jay sounds bitter, but he does bring up some good points. Rosie Perez wrote an article for XXL applauding Nas for his lyrics praising women of color and shaming Jay Z for his overuse of the words "bitch and hoe," which Nas also uses, just to a much lesser extent, especially at the time. Jay states:

I'm sorry Miss Rosie Perez, I call a spade a spade, it just is what it is, but you can't give cred to anything dude says, same dude to give you ice and you owe him some head, shorty, it's time to wake up the dead, you sound a little naive in them articles that I read

He's got a point. Nas will do songs like "The American Way" where he defends black women and turn around and drop songs like "The Makings of a Perfect Bitch" on the same album. Jay also brings up a good point when bringing up charities. This is the first and last time Jay ever mentioned his giving to charity on a song. Jay states:

Can't y'all see that he's fake, the rap version of T.D. Jakes, prophesizing on your CDs and tapes. Won't break you a crumb of the little bit that he makes and this is with whom you want to place your faith. I put dollars on mine, ask Columbine, when the Twin Towers dropped, I was the first in line, donating proceeds off every ticket sold, when I was out on the road, that's how you judge Hov, no? Ain't I supposed to be absorbed in myself? Every time there's a tragedy, I'm the first one to help, they call me this misogynist, but they don't call me the dude to take his dollars to give gifts at the projects. These dudes is all politics, depositing checks, they put in they pocket, all you get in return is a lot of lip and y'all buy the shit, caught up in the hype

Jay is right, he does donate a ton of money to charity, then and now. Nas donates to charity as well, but not on the same levels. However, to be fair to Nas he has always been about creating economic equality through building businesses from the ground up. While Jay has purchased business and made a lot of money from them, the number Nas has invested in is ridiculous. Nas actually owns Queensbridge Venture Partners where he invests in different small businesses.  As of 2015 Nas managed to get in on the ground floor in over 40 businesses including; Bevel, Dropbox, Lyft, Lookout and many more.

Jay has good points but the reason people thought he sounded bitter was his flustered and angry tone as well as bars like:

You opened the door god, I'm at you annually

Cause the nigga wear a kufi, it don't mean that he bright, cause you don't understand him, it don't mean that he nice, it just means you don't understand all the bullshit that he write

Since I will not lose, they try to help him cheat

I will not lose, for even in defeat, there's a valuable lesson learned, so it evens up for me

I'm a legend, you should take a picture with me

You should be happy to be in my presence

This was probably my favorite diss track from Jay. If he had started the beef saying this stuff it wouldn't have been as debated about who won. Instead he waited until his feelings were hurt to actually say these things.

Nas - Last Real Nigga Alove - So this is Nas putting the all of his beef to rest. Not because he gives up but because he's tired of it. For some perspective it comes from his album God's Son. Nas' mother had just passed and he had actually retired from music at this point. However before his mother passed she asked that he never stop making music. The result was God's Son featuring a different Nas more focused on trying to enjoy life than past problems.

The first verse features Nas explaining how he met BIG and Diddy as well as what led to their beef. In this case it was because Nas was too passive. He let other people drag him into a beef he wanted nothing to do with and this one actually hurt because he considered him and BIG to be friends. He opens the verse with:

Y'all don't know about my Biggie wars, who you thought "Kick In The Door" was for? But that's my heart, y'all still tripping off the Jigga shit

If you listen to "Kick in The Door" that first verse is about Nas and uses the same Leprechaun bars that Jay Z would recycle on "Takeover." Nas never even responded to the track before "Last Real Nigga Alive" because he was too upset about it.

The second verse touches on a lot of issues. The big one here is Nas admitting Carmen cheated on him with more than Jay Z and it was Nas' own fault because he didn't pay her any attention. He's also not mad about it anymore which is a big jump from his song "The Cross" earlier in the album. Then he talks about Jay. Nas was spending time with his mother when "Takeover" dropped and he understands why Jay did it. Nas believes Jay did it because Jay wanted to be the top rapper in New York and for that to happen, Nas had to be taken out. But Nas goes on to say, he doesn't care about chasing that crown, because as he stated in verse 1 king of New York brought him nothing but problems and lost friends. The big kick here is how Nas ends it:

I was Scarface, Jay was Manolo, it hurt me when I had to kill him and his whole squad for dolo

If you've ever seen the movie Scarface, Manolo is the best friend of Tony the title character. Tony kills Manolo after he sleeps with Tony's sister. Despite Tony always thinking Manolo was soft killing him actually did hurt Tony. In this case, Nas had been friends with Jay. Large Professor backed this up. Large Professor also stated that there where three other versions of "Ether" that Nas scrapped because they went too far with lines like "It should have been you who died in that plane crash instead of Aaliyah." So yeah, Nas was hurt and he was done with the beef because.

The End

So that's the history of Jay and Nas. The next thing that happened was Jay became president of Def Jam and immediately signed Nas to one of the biggest contracts in the label's history. They followed it up by closing out Jay Z's "I Declare War" concert together after Jay had brought a bunch of rappers together to end their beefs. Then they did a bunch of songs together and hang out now. It's weird seeing Jay and Beyonce at Nas birthday party or Nas at the openin

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wip time

as tagged by @atomitron - I appreciate you and your art, thank you so much! Bilbo taggins: @edaworks and @ghoulschooldropout @wastelandhell @nightingaelic @winterpaladin-ao3 @adventuresofmeghatron no pressure!

Little more of a retrospective and art wip because Chapter 11 is under strict NDA. However: I really said omoe wa moe shinderu to the Fallout IP and started writing with vengeance on one December 3rd, 2021, a year writing my one and only fic, and things are finally paying off <3

I just released Chapter 10 after months of setting up the chess board of Long Time Running, and I love this writing so much. My biggest fic structure influence is James Joyce Ulysses: Make the reader go through a big round of learning the world and language, then there's a point where it all comes together, and that point almost makes you want to go back and reread now that the foundation is in place. Chapters 8, 9 and especially 10 are payoff for living with RJ processing and trying to move past one of his worst moments imaginable.

And in this chapter: I am so happy to introduce my fighters and their backgrounds. The gang sits in Sanctuary and watches a legendary prewar boxing match Jack won. I have been waiting to get them there in that living room together for so long, and I am so happy we are here. It's a high water mark chapter for my research and quality of writing and a testament to forging my own path in the universe.

I rarely saw myself in a lot of media as a kid, so RJ got to live in one beautiful painting for a few weeks while I picked at ADHD, hiking therapy and addressed a decade+ long grudge about that Annexation headline in the Fallout 3 loading screen. I wondered why I had never read (or played with) Curie written as a bilingual, culturally French person, (gritted teeth: toddfuckinghoward), et j'ai accompli ça aussi.

Of course. None of that boring shit touches writing Dogmeat as a Disney sidekick only the audience can hear :)

Cheers to another year wheeeee <3

[justpottytime]

there is just not enough james omo and it is not okay 😤😤

like orla being really sad one day and won’t stop crying so he cuddles her to make it better, and then when he’s about to get up to go, he feels bad because she’s upset and he’s leaving her :( so he waits until he’s properly bursting before he gets up, then feeling absolutely horrible when he gets to the bathroom and hears her crying out for him again

or if he’s at school (poor james 😭) and has to go, but constantly being denied by the teacher either because there’s no boys bathrooms or because they just refuse to let people go during lessons so he waits until the end of school and then either wets while he’s walking home with the girls, to which michelle takes the piss out of him for, or wets while he’s right outside of the front door, which michelle also takes the piss out of him for. so, either way, he’s both wetting and being made fun of, poor bb :(

i love james 🫶

Awwwwww, poor James! For sure, he's one of my favourite characters too - he's just so easy to pick on for imaginary scenarios! I bet he cries so easily too... I'm sure the others will help him clean up if they catch him having an accident!

Thanks for the ask!

[ao3feed-larry]

Docked and Loaded

by larrysh0me (bardlingb)

Louis and Harry fuck on the side of the hot tub while the other boys keep themselves busy in the water...

Words: 3005, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 3 of Larry Omo

Fandoms: Harry Styles - Fandom, Louis Tomlinson - Fandom, One Direction (Band)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, James Corden (mentioned)

Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson, Background Niall Horan/Zayn Malik/Liam Payne, Niall Horan & Zayn Malik & Liam Payne & Harry Styles & Louis Tomlinson

Additional Tags: Based on the tv show Below Deck, OT5 Smut (One Direction), OT5 Friendship (One Direction), Casual Sex, Omorashi, omo, Piss, Wetting, Urine, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Shameless Smut, Bottom Harry Styles, Top Louis Tomlinson, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Penis In Vagina Sex, boy pussy, FTM Harry Styles, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Orgy, Hot Tub Sex, Peeing in water, James Corden is mentioned but isn't actually part of the plot, Desperation, Desperation Play, Fingerfucking, Finger Sucking, Hand & Finger Kink, Louis Tomlinson Calls Harry Styles Pet Names, Alternate Universe - Non-Famous, Alternate Universe - working together on a boat, Daddy Kink, Harry Styles Calls Louis Tomlinson "Daddy", overuse of the word CUNT, Dirty Talk, Wank and Tell, Harry styles has a pussy, Harry Styles Has a Daddy Kink

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/43316917

Territorial Spider by Liquid_Courage At Tony's cabin, Peter discovers the novelty of being able to pee outside. Omovember 2022 Prompt 27: Peeing outside Words: 2985, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 51 of Peter Parker Omo Files Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Happy Hogan, James Rhodes Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Happy Hogan & James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Tony Stark, Happy Hogan & James "Rhodey" Rhodes & Peter Parker & Tony Stark Additional Tags: Omorashi, Omocute, Peter Parker needs to Pee, peeing outdoors, Humor, Fluff and Humor, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Banter, Teasing, How Do I Tag, omovember 2022, Platonic Relationships

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“Ah!!”

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[littlejazzy]

Hi jazzy! I’m a regressor that likes to wear diapies and I was wondering if you had any ( sfw of course ) omo diaper agere ao3 fics? Ones you particularly like? I love to read fics like that because they make me feel so small and safe :)

you came to the right place!

some of these simply have the character wear diapers, while others have them use them, so don't forget to check the tags for whatever you're comfortable with!

Picnic by SailorChibi - Marvel - Baby!Tony and CG!Steve in Littles Are Known!AU - This one is sooo comfy. Steve gets Tony ready for a picnic with all their friends :)

Little Q verse by SailorChibi - James Bond - Toddler!Q and CG!Bond -Small series, the first two are comfy little pieces, while the third has some ~drama~ with a happy ending! Really really good!

Little Accidents, Big Developments by babyjellyfish (arrestjellyfish) - Sanders Sides - Kiddo!Roman and Baby!Virgil with CG!Logan and Patton - Virgil starts to have accidents while regressed and comes to terms with wearing diapers. SO good. Also, Roman's an age dreamer, and it's written so well!

Care and Comfort by AchillesMonkey - Agents of Shield - Baby!Skye/Daisy, Toddler!Jemma, Kiddo!Fitz, and Kid!Hunter with CG!Coulson and May - Another series! If you're a fan of the show, it's a great read. Made in 2016, so all you need to know what's going on is up to season four.

with kisses and a tootsie roll by blueblueelectricblue - The Good Place - Toddler!Eleanor with CG!Tahani - Eleanor has an accident and Tahani helps her handle it.

Time Heals All Wounds by tonytalks1456 - Stranger Things - Baby!Billy with CG!Steve in a Littles are Known!AU - After denying his classification, Billy drops. Hard. Good news is, best babysitter around Steve is here to help :)

Oh! If you're cool with reader-inserts, there's No. (Icky Thoughts and Kicking Walls) by radiowavemisfit - Marvel - Toddler!Reader and CG!Steve (and implied sibling!Tony) - Reader has trouble articulating that they feel bad in a constructive way, so they sit in time-out until everyone comes to an understanding

and also Sugary Sweet by agerefandom (tazia101) - Twilight - Baby!Reader and CG!Alice and Jasper - A comfy, happy morning with your vampire caregivers :)

happy reading!

[danwhobrowses]

WWE Crown Jewel 2022 - Quickfire Review

So it was a busy day for me on Saturday, so I opted to watch the Saudi Blood Bowl 22 the day later.

Not exactly excited for the event, given the main event but we shall see if the wrestling was at least good.

Spoilers for the show

I scrubbed through the Pre-Show BTW, no matches, just promos for the matches and packages for Charlotte and Owens, nothing too big to tout about.

Brock Lesnar def Bobby Lashley (Pinfall) You can forgive Lashers attacking Lesnar immediately after how Brock cost him the US title, attacking the knee and multiple spears to start with, Lesnar kicked out of course, but Lashley kicked out of the F-5 too. Crowd turned on Lashley after that, but after a long session of the Hurt Lock, Brock won by having Lashley fall on his back for the 'surprise pin'. It's kinda a shame because of the strong start, but it was a poor finish made to keep Lashley looking strong - who attacked Brock after - I suppose this counts as a double turn, unless we're just gonna say Riyadh is 'bizarro world'.

Women's Tag Team Championship Damage CTRL [Dakota Kai & Iyo Sky] def. Asuka & Alexa Bliss (c) (Pinfall by Kai on Bliss) - NEW CHAMPIONS! I know the women are supposed to be full covered but Damage CTRL's attire choice looked like low-qual flightsuits XD Seems that the show is doing promos between entrances too, this time we got an interview with a Bray Wyatt showing on the screen that Alexa noticed, as she talked about being 'prepared for this'. Alas, they were not; the wrestling was great which is unsurprising given all four women's caliber but again the finish sucked, Nikki Cross - whose return a few weeks ago made a point of being on neither side - interfered and hit Alexa with a Twisting Neckbreaker from the top turnbuckle as the ref was stopping Iyo and Asuka's brawling. It was another cheat finish but also an objectively dumb decision to hot potato the already weakened titles.

Steel Cage Drew McIntyre def. Karrion Kross (via Cage escape) Scarlett benefits from the fact that she already is used to wearing full body latex suits, also what is stopping Drew from bringing a sword into the cage? The match was a bit slow, like I know it's a cage match but still there wasn't anything that stood out for a long while, once again Drew looked like a goof being distracted by Scarlett before a Claymore, allowing Kross to hit the Kross Hammer, he tried to climb over but Drew used it as a superplex, Drew almost crawled out the door but was maced by Scarlett (would've thought he'd be more wary of her), he rallied to stop Kross from escaping again. Scarlett locks the door so Drew tries to climb, so she unlocks the door to try and drag Kross out first, but Drew drops to land out with plenty of time. It was okay, cage escape never feels like a payoff victory when you have these kind of guys in, but there will be a rubber match.

The Judgement Day def The O.C. (Pinfall by Balor on Styles via Coup de Grace) Cole's not the only one who wants to get a closer look at Rhea Ripley, but Cole did well to further the point that Beth vs Rhea will likely happen in the future. This match was always gonna be sour for me because of the NEVER Openweight title stuff, I know NJPW's business can be iffy but I doubt Karl wasn't informed of a title defense before crawling back to the place he previously slated. I don't like that we keep harping on about Rey when it comes to Dom, I get it of course but still, Dom won't escape Rey's shadow if they keep mentioning his father. Dom and Anderson were the feeders for the match, Balor and AJ saved for the final act where the tag klaxon went off. With Dom distracting, Rhea interfered to stop the Phenomenal Forearm so Balor could hit his Dropkick/Coup de Grace combo for the win, not much difference really, Karl could've easily just laid down for Hikuleo in this case.

Braun Strowman def. Omos (Pinfall via Running Powerslam) Edward James was curiously without MVP when he entered, but was still holding the advantage over Braun to start, they seemed to be trying to sell the story that height = weight and because Braun is smaller he couldn't lift 416lbs, even though Braun has lifted Big Show and Mark Henry before (not at the same time), that played to the finish as he lifted Omos for one Powerslam for the 3 count, he had a few hits in but often they were countered, so it didn't do Omos much good in the end. Like Brock/Lashley it was one of those matches where they tried to make the loser stay strong but instead made them look dumb.

Undisputed WWE Tag Championship The Usos (c) def. The Brawling Brutes [Ridge Holland & Butch] (Pinfall by Jimmy on Butch via Avalanche 1-D) It was good to note early that Jey had an injured wrist. The Usos almost went for a walk out but ol Sundance jumped them. Dutch got some power play by lifting both Usos at once. The Usos did fight back and hit the Double Splash but it was broken up, the wrist came into play as Sundance did the finger break spot, but Jey kicked out of the White Noise and Jimmy broke the count on the combo move. A blind tag led to Jimmy countering the top turnbuckle attack to hit an Avalanche 1-D. It was a good match, could've gone up a level though if they had more time, since the injured wrist was legit I can see why it didn't come into play too much.

Raw Women's Championship - Last Woman Standing Bianca Belair (c) def. Bayley Well the writing was on the wall after the Women's Tag match. Bayley stuck with the Damage CTRL flightsuit and was the first to bring out weapons - almost hitting the crowd with it. A Chair and Ladder each couldn't grant Bayley the equalizer she was seeking, a feigned ankle injury and using the ramp doors was unique though, as was trapping Bianca inside the steps and hammering her with the Kendo like a Whack-a-mole. After a spinebuster on the steps, Bianca regained the advantage up the ramp until hit with a Bayley-to-Belly, so Bayley locked her in a box, which she burst out of with a prompt from Bayley, so next the match took a note out of AEW's playbook with the Golf Kart, Bayley tried a dive but Bianca fought back and drove off with her on top, however, Bayley completely missed the table when thrown off, so they did a powerbomb for the 9 count. Bianca missed the 450 on a pile of chairs so Bayley set up a Roseplant on the chair but Bianca hit a KOD, she sandwiched Bayley between the ladder and wedged it under the bottom turnbuckle to trap her for 10. The match was perhaps the unsurprising best so far, but I am let down that WWE had Bayley lose 3 times, it really deflates Damage CTRL's status.

Bray did a promo after in the site where Goldberg destroyed his mystique as he gave us a promo about how he became the Fiend to excel beyond his family achievements but he wants to be Bray Wyatt. Uncle Howdy showed up on the tron noting that he will 'give in' again and wear the mask once more. Nothing offensive but also nothing new.

Undisputed World Championship Roman Reigns [w/Paul Heyman] (c) def. Logan Paul (Pinfall via Spear) Eurgh. Logan came down in a podium, once more not having a different attire while Cole tried to gas up his farsical and clearly fixed Mayweather fight (you think Mayweather would back off when he was on Jelly Legs? Match was only for the $$s). The entrances for both men lasted like 15 minutes. It was already disappointing that Roman didn't just Superman Punch him, going for collar-and-elbow tie ups and waistlocks, which apparently is a 'clinic'. I feel like it was a slight as well that Paul used a Buckshot for 2, after Reigns called out KSI and Mr Beast Paul also hit a Gutwrench Suplex, a Blockbuster (which apparently is treated like the most difficult move in the world), a 'Superman Punch' and a Standing Moonsault. The 'Lucky Punch' payoff was followed up with another 'Superman Punch' for a 2-count, so he got Shane McMahon syndrome vlogging a splash onto the Announcer's table. Out come the Bloodline who brawl with Logan's guys so Jake Paul can come out and chump out the Undisputed Tag Champs. Paul hit another Lio Rush-esque Frog Splash for 2 before Solo came out to confront Paul, but when the Usos cornered him so Logan dived at them, ran into a Superman Punch and a Spear to finish.

I know Paul is putting in work, but again he should not be in this spot, the fact that he's being treated as a threat to Reigns and getting more offense than many other and greater wrestlers than him is a mockery. Sure he can do a Standing Moonsault, that's about the most impressive thing he did, but he's done 3 matches in over 7 months and not developed, he has a babyface delusion and the match ended up being overbooked just to get his brother involved too.

Overall Crown Jewel is frankly, skippable. Just pretend last week's Raw didn't happen and you're in the same spot, the women pulled off the better performances overall, but the overbooking and/or interference really did harm the show. Many a match was unncessary, especially since only the Last Women's Standing Match held a candle to Rey vs Gunther on Smackdown's taping or OC vs Shibata on Rampage, at the very least it passed the time but it ain't 'must see tv'.

[bi-aragorn]

WIP Tag Game... again

tagged by @jaskierswolf you absolute menace

Rules: Post the names of the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigued them and then post a snippet or tell them about it

As per the last time I did one of these, my WIP folder is a folder full of folders... which are in turn full of folders. I’ve not listed any Witcher ones this time because I’m not actively working on them, so are they really WIPs still?? 

Half of these just need editing but I’m a disaster. Anyway voila

Aragorn in lingerie

Cutting your own hair

Diego/ Lila domestic softness

Drunken Klaus ‘Dancing With Myself’

Klaus & Ben Platonic Cuddling

The Projection Fic

Polly doms the shit out of Oz

Scott/ Vicky making out

Sirius & muggle pleasures

trans diego topping

Vines crack fic

Shay angst / Lim slowburn

shaytham office porn

slutty shay

aimless mitchell/george/?annie

mitchell bar hookup

mitchell seeing reflection for first time in decades

person a learns person b cant swim

Uni AU

vampire porn innit

camp counsellor aralas

LOTR chat fic Uni AU

Modern au Boromir/ Aragorn

secret option no. 4

Prongsfoot porn

Sirius runs away

Sirius Praise Kink LEts Go

sirius/james/moony qpr

Trans Sirius

Band AU

Damien collared

damien/ polly

Ozmien friends shenanigans

ozmien fucking outdoors

horny trans oz

wire play!

Keith

A/B/O

Diego omo

Diego/Lila/Eudora Patch

High School AU bc Heartstopper happened

Klaus Diego long hair pulling needy switches

Kliego Club AU

Trans Diego/ NB Klaus

Hope you’re happy you fiend

Aaaaand I’ll taaaaag @dapandapod @kueble @kingeomer 

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Billie Eilish and Finneas, who won an Oscar in March for co-writing “No Time to Die” from the James Bond film of the same name, were invited to join the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences on Tuesday (June 28) They were among 12 people invited to join the music branch and among 397 people invited to join the Academy across all branches.

An invitation to join the Academy is generally a perk of winning an Oscar. Ariana DeBose, who won best supporting actress for West Side Story, and Troy Kotsur, who won best supporting actor for CODA, were invited to join the actors branch.

Other notables who were invited to join are Jamie Dornan, Kodi Smith-McPhee and Sheryl Lee Ralph (acting), and film critic Leonard Maltin and music supervisor Julia Michels (members at large).

Invitations to membership extended this year: short films and feature animation (41), documentary (38), sound (32), actors (30), producers (30), visual effects (28), executives (26), marketing and public relations (25), members at large (25), writers (22), directors (21), production design (16), makeup artists and hairstylists (13), film editors (12), music (12), costume designers (11), cinematographers (10) and casting directors (9).

Actors

Funke Akindele – “Omo Ghetto: The Saga,” “Jenifa”

Caitríona Balfe – “Belfast,” “Ford v Ferrari”

Reed Birney – “Mass,” “Changeling”

Jessie Buckley – “The Lost Daughter,” “I’m Thinking of Ending Things”

Lori Tan Chinn – “Turning Red,” “Glengarry Glen Ross”

Daniel K. Daniel – “The Fugitive,” “A Soldier’s Story”

Ariana DeBose – “West Side Story,” “The Prom”

Robin de Jesús – “tick, tick…BOOM!,” “The Boys in the Band”

Jamie Dornan – “Belfast,” “Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar”

Michael Greyeyes – “Wild Indian,” “Woman Walks Ahead”

Gaby Hoffmann – “C’mon C’mon,” “Wild”

Amir Jadidi – “A Hero,” “Cold Sweat”

Kajol – “My Name Is Khan,” “Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham…”

Troy Kotsur – “CODA,” “The Number 23”

Vincent Lindon – “Titane,” “The Measure of a Man”

BarBara Luna – “The Concrete Jungle,” “Five Weeks in a Balloon”

Aïssa Maïga – “The Boy Who Harnessed the Wind,” “Mood Indigo”

Selton Mello – “My Hindu Friend,” “Trash”

Olga Merediz – “In the Heights,” “Adrift”

Sandra Kwan Yue Ng – “Echoes of the Rainbow,” “Portland Street Blues”

Hidetoshi Nishijima – “Drive My Car,” “Cut”

Rena Owen – “The Last Witch Hunter,” “The Dead Lands”

Jesse Plemons – “The Power of the Dog,” “Judas and the Black Messiah”

Sheryl Lee Ralph – “Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit,” “The Distinguished Gentleman”

Renate Reinsve – “The Worst Person in the World,” “Welcome to Norway”

Marco Rodriguez – “El Chicano,” “Unspeakable”

Joanna Scanlan – “After Love,” “Notes on a Scandal”

Kodi Smit-McPhee – “The Power of the Dog,” “Let Me In”

Suriya – “Jai Bhim,” “Soorarai Pottru”

Anya Taylor-Joy – “The Northman,” “Last Night in Soho”

Music

Billie Eilish Baird O’Connell – “No Time to Die”

Amie Doherty – “Spirit Untamed,” “The High Note”

Lili Haydn – “Strip Down, Rise Up,” “Broken Kingdom”

Leo Heiblum – “Maria Full of Grace,” “Frida”

Natalie Holt – “Fever Dream,” “Journey’s End”

Nathan Johnson – “Nightmare Alley,” “Knives Out”

Jacobo Lieberman – “Maria Full of Grace,” “Frida”

Ariel Rose Marx – “Shiva Baby,” “Rebel Hearts”

Hesham Nazih – “The Guest,” “Born a King”

Finneas O’Connell – “No Time to Die”

Dan Romer – “Luca,” “Beasts of the Southern Wild”

Nerida Tyson-Chew – “H Is for Happiness,” “Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid”

[justpottytime]

hihihi i’m the anon that sent the derry girls reference and now that i have my mind is just FULL of james omo headcanons 😭

don’t know why i thought you needed to know that but yea have fun with that information 🥰

Very understandable, it was a great episode of a generally fantastic show! I hope you post those headcanons somewhere so I can reblog them, because I'd love to see them!

Thanks for the ask!