#jamesevanwilson

[hilsonrecsmd]

either love is a shrine (or else, a scar)

by jamesevanwilson (suhossineun)

mature | comp. | 80k ; marriage of convenience

Summary: House has a brilliant plan, and he needs Wilson's help. Wilson is a chronic enabler.

Getting married for the fourth time should be relatively easy.

Briefly, Wilson wonders when their friendship became such a tight web of intimate details- he knows for sure that none of his wives ever knew half the things House knows about him. It’s not as though their relationship has ever been one of vulnerable conversations and honesty, yet somehow, they’ve still gathered all this information about one another, and continue to carry it all with them.

reccer's note: i have desperately been looking for marriage of convenience fics and while this was not what i had in mind, it may have been even better!

[not-my-division]

istg one of the best hilson fics in the entire world is Denial is a River in Egypt on ao3 by BitchImaWriteritsalldrama. it’s so adorable bcoz supportive ducklings and coming out and hilsonnnn and first kiss and it’s my life now. i swear i’ve read this fic at least 10 times in the last few days.

[microwavedmetal]

Gay chicken Hilson

@deanbane bc i promised you a rec list

I separated the fics by subtropes for convenience sake

Its not a comprehensive list, only the stories I've read and remembered I liked.

Standard Gay chicken

Experimental Procedures

ORiley42

Summary: An offhand comment leads Wilson to test out some unusual methods of pain relief for House. (They’re extremely effective.)  <https://archiveofourown.org/works/49530220>

Double or nothing.

EnochianLullabies

Summary: House kisses Wilson's check as part of an 'act', it feels too natural to him, so, of course, he has to turn it all into a game, Wilson catches up pretty quickly. The ducklings try to not get scarred for life.  <https://archiveofourown.org/works/27762535/chapters/67959766>

Autopilot

tornyourdress

Summary: Wilson is used to kissing his wives goodbye before he leaves for work in the morning. When he accidentally kisses House, he knows he's not going to be allowed forget it.  <https://archiveofourown.org/works/55483522>

One-sided Gay chicken (?)

The Game of Misunderstandings

cupqueencake

Summary: Test the waters, Cuddy had told him. She’s the only one that really knows, after all. You don’t flirt with her daily for her not to realize it’s been a deflection from who he really loves. He’s sure by test, Cuddy meant something normal. To just ask him out, give him roses or something, make him dinner. But House is far from normal, and he’s buzzing in his skin with how bored he is. Recipe for disaster, more like. Or, the time Gregory House tried to win a convoluted game just to get together with his longtime friend James Wilson. He just didn't realize he had already lost before agreeing to play.  <https://archiveofourown.org/works/54336595>

Fake marriage

either love is a shrine (or else, a scar)

jamesevanwilson (suhossineun)

Summary: House has a brilliant plan, and he needs Wilson's help. Wilson is a chronic enabler. Getting married for the fourth time should be relatively easy.  <https://archiveofourown.org/works/51980650/chapters/131446576>

I Never Sleep With Married Men

WaitingToBeBroken

Summary: House and Wilson are married. It's not what you think.  <https://archiveofourown.org/works/51500782/chapters/130157821>

[sneckoil]

Please what is the hilson fake marriage fic<3

either love is a shrine (or else, a scar) by jamesevanwilson (suhossineun)

made me laugh and cry multiple times (i dont think it was aiming to, but I was vulnerable) does not overstay its welcome, every event has intent and purpose, every chapter is full of action. It hits all the essential cliches of a fake marriage fic, but it’s perfect because it goes through it as House and Wilson would, extremely functionally dysfunctional, queerbait-like, in-character.

the author at some point puts in the chapter notes “sorry the symbolism went crazy there” or something to that effect and it did go crazy (/positive).

Also, the POV is 3rd person wilson-omniscient but house-limited, FOR THE WHOLE THING. Which is what made me REALLY LOVE IT. BECAUSE AUTHOR REALLY NAILS THE WEIRD AND QUESTIONABLE THINGS ABOUT WILSON, from how his ideas become a thought to an impulse to an action, or a thoughtful non-action, or a thoughtless action.

really good. I think about this fic when i close my eyes

[taubs-worst-nightmare]

guys guys guys i have SO MUCH TO SAY i will restrain myself but my favorite fanfic ever actually is either love is a shrine (or else, a scar) by jamesevanwilson on ao3 i love fake marriage and its so beautifully done oh my god oh my god

[suhossineun]

the two idiots are now officially married - so what now?

[infectiouspiss]

please!!! link the medical malpractice omegaverse fic!!!!

[missed15-art]

“Dying is easy. Living is hard.” - Dr. James Wilson (Portrayed by Robert Sean Leonard) 

[hangdogbanner]

so i was just looking through my old blogs and i realized i still have a ton i haven’t been on in literally forever. that in mind, comment with the url and/or muse if you want me to bring back out of any of the following (whichever i get the most of, i’ll restart/revamp):

@ristoratore (Annabella Carbonell, my OC and Tony Stark’s cousin)

@goosebxmps (R. L. Stine, movie version)

@nichtonevechno (Natasha Romanoff)

@mxssmorgue (Liv Moore from Izombie)

@jamesevanwilson (Dr. James E. Wilson, from House M.D.)

@lxdansemacabre ( a villain and antihero multiblog, including Dexter Morgan, Scar, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, James Moriarty, Erik from Phantom of the Opera, Smaug, Deidara, Lestat, and Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde)

@thefellowshipofthemuses (a mostly marvel multiblog including: ftm trans!Pepper, Rumiko, Clint, Mary Margaret Blanchard/Snow from OuaT, Rayek from ElfQuest, Jody Mills from SPN, Shuichi Minamino/Kurama from YuYu Hakusho, Penelope Garcia from Criminal Minds, Setanta/Cu Chullain from Celtic myth, Dumbledore, Frodo Baggins, Yoda etc etc etc) @xyayme (canon divergent, Harry Potter au!London Tipton from Suite Life) @palinxgenesis (Tony Stark, known as Clue in the twin circle)

@sovereignspecific (Dr. Leonard McCoy)

@keepuphxlmes (Greg Lestrade)

@cablaresec (Garik Dragomir, an original OC from my own story-- a flight engineer from the Carpathian mountain range)

@pxeniteo-blog (Gilderoy Lockhart)

@clarenceinatrenchcoat-blog (Castiel. Really old blog. I’d either catch up with the show or revamp and take my own divergent path with him)

[prxdigaldaughtera-blog]

GUYS WE HAVE AN ADAMS. JESSICA 'basically perfect' ADAMS GO FOLLOW WE HAVE OUR TEAM

im-not-a-saint

[lxgique-archive-blog]

WAIT. IDEA. what if we had a roomate switch thing btwn. our characters. house & holmes [ omfg ] and then wilson & watson?

[suhossineun]

here it is, at last, the fic that is slowly breaking my sanity hah I could really use some kind comments to encourage me if you have any to spare (;_;)

[archiveofclue-blog]

YOU THERE!

Go follow Dr. Gregory House and Dr. James Wilson! 

[empressarian]

jamesevanwilson

███▓▒░░ ❅ ———— "Hσω Ɩσηg... ɗσ ǀ нανє?"

[lcuddy]

you two one thread one post with me one day thank you.

[thesicknessmaybemine]

james-evan-wilson started following you

"Hello there." He smiled.