#je months

[acertifiedmoron]

jonelias is incredibly funny and thematically compelling to me because of their character trajectories. like it starts out as twisted nbc hannibal season 1 psychological horror "you wouldn't put a guy in situations" wherein elias runs his lab rat i mean jon through the archivist trauma punch card machine ("wind him up and watch him go") and every day is tortured gothic horror protagonist day for him but he doesn't quite get it yet. and then season 3 happens and jon's a little further in the beholding's grasp and he's experiencing physiological changes which only elias understands and now we're in vampirism metaphor territory, he turned you into a monster but he's the only one who will offer you the absolution you seek! ("elias, am i still human?") murderer mentor maker!!! and you hate him you HATE him but *will graham voice* where else would i go?

and then season 4 happens and audio recording by jonathan sims, the Archivist. point of no return. he's extracting statements. he's feeding. he's unwittingly channelling elias ("you just need... a break.") he's scaring everyone at the institute, but doesn't it feel a tiny bit good after having been powerless and at the mercy of all these other avatars for so long? and even then the only person in the whole world he can turn to for advise is elias because they're alike. they're mirrors. they were similar even before the beholding had its hold on jon, because to be avatars of the eye is to hold a shared, unabating curiosity for knowledge and both of them sought it out to protect themselves from the fears. why else would jon end up at the magnus institute if not for a guest for mr spider.

then there's the panopticon reveal and turns out jon was trapped in a bluebeard narrative all along! but bluebeard's just won. jon took the key and opened the door and found his secret but he's not simply another victim, being bluebeard's final wife means narratively distinguishing yourself from the ones that came before and he does. he's the special one, he's the archive. and jonah/elias says he did everything to free himself from pain and death forever, to free them both from it all forever. and he says "don't worry, jon. you'll get used to it here. in the world that we have made."

and then. power dynamic reversal‼️now season 5 fumbled this badly but listen. the monster you created is coming down to hunt you for sport. the thing you created to escape annihilation is also the very thing that can end you at any given moment. "behold a god more powerful than i who comes to rule over me." and then it's "suffer for me, as i suffered for you." and eventually they play out some equivalent of tackling each other off a cliff hannigram style. or dead ringers 1988. because they're doubles they're mirrors they're shadow selves they're the watcher and the archivist. conjoined. and one cannot exist without the other :)

[crazylittlejester]

Inspired by your answer to an ask about Wars sisters.

Imagine. The Chain gets to Sky's era. Wars tells Sun about his sisters (he spills the beans, all of them). They leave Sky's era. However, the portal after that is golden and when they go through they're like 30 minutes away from Wars' childhood home.

Sun & Hylia said "go talk to your family you absolute bafoon <3 :) "

Wars tries to go into a different direction? Too bad, Hylia sent a dream to his youngest sister telling her her brother is a guilty sad wet cat and she's getting a delivery next day. So she's like, right next to the Chain in the bushes hiding amd waiting. Even better if she's Wind's or Four's age and recruits Wind to her side.

The rest of the Chain wants to go to meet Wars family too and to get as much blackmail as they can on Wars.

STOP THIS IS SO CUTE AND SWEET AND I’M OBSESSED WITH IT.

I love the idea that his youngest sister then wakes up like “Oh my god Link is coming home.” and maybe NONE of the others believe her, but then sure enough Warriors is dropped on their doorstep looking like a drowned cat surrounded by the rest of the chain who are there for support

With the headcanons I have for his sisters, the youngest is closer to Twi’s age, but I like the idea that at this point he’s DEFINITELY an uncle, and now those kids get to meet their uncle for the first time, BUT ALSO now Wind gets to corrupt them with his insanity and crazy energy

I know in my heart Time would probably just sit down with Wars’s mom and the two of them would be trading CRAZY lore to use as blackmail. Time gets to learn about baby Wars, Wars’s mom gets to learn about the stupidity her son’s been getting up to that he doesn’t mention in his letters

[mllenugget]

I have only one word and one word only : CRI CRI CRI CRI CRI CRI CRI CRI CRI

"I intended to skip Purgatory 2 to catch up faster on VODs since I was told they were unrelated lore-wise But my biggest mistake was to vibe check all the new players - I was not expecting to completely fall head over heels for Team Capybara, hot damn I love them all so much ????" - Me, February 2024

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I took @sunshinetomioka's werewolf Guill headcanon and ran with it btw, credit to it

[vanyaliful]

this is very niche out there but this is for you Starmania (1979) lovers

[athousandbyeol]

adding one more reason to be alive.

thank you bible and p'jes. thank you p'sammon and the crew. i'm beyond excited about this.

[sky-neverending]

Kaz: Jesper, Wylan, get your hands off each other. We have work to do

Jesper: That’s homophobic

Wylan: And during pride month??? How dare you

Inej: Honestly i’m offended on behalf of them

Kaz: You’re all idiots

[literalfuckingfreak]

lol.

[maschinen-mensch]

Swann Arlaud in Comment je suis devenu super-héros (2021, Douglas Attal)

[tiny-pteranodon]

wdym my life wont be flawless this month, its pride bitch! so homophobic of the great void of non-existance to give me problems in this month

[maslickonachlebik]

Přeji všem šťastný ovocný měsíc ❤️🏳️‍🌈

[nejene]

Stále si hraju s digitálním kreslením, takže dostanete směsku různých obrázků a skečů se kterýma jsem poměrně spokojená. Užívejte.

[tealviscaria]

The genderfluid flag colour picked from the Défaite de famille music video

[crazylittlejester]

*huge sigh*

*clears throat*

I'm Jes and I was wrong I'm singing the Jes Wrong Song I shouldn't have taken that chance now here's my remorseful dance /ref

*does a wee jig*

*walks over to the ‘Jes’s Favorite LU Links’ board and removes Time’s name plate from where it was slapped up there under ‘4th’*

*looks out at the crowd like a pathetic wet cat as I shamefully stick it up right next to Warriors’s under ‘1st’ despite having insisted for well over a year now that I didn’t even like Time that much*

*slides down the wall to the floor with a sob and dies*

(all of this happens to no one’s surprise because i was the only one who didn’t see it coming)

[two-pupils]

aro elias and ace jon send tweet

[thisishamlart2b]

I’m joining the Les Amis d’ABC fandom, please have Grantaire, I adore him so whole heartedly

[misiahasahardname]

i have no idea how the american school system works so i’m currently trying to figure out what kind of subjects the tales turtles would choose for their highers