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Douglas may have gone to a single-sex school, but he was hardly a clueless virgin, and strong female figures were prevalent in his life. Nonetheless, it would take a long time for his one heroine to develop any real depth
Jem Roberts, The Frood
#douglas adams#literary criticism#strong female character#women in power#jem roberts#roberts#the frood#the frood: the authorised and very official history of douglas adams & the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy#the authorised and very official history of douglas adams & the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy#2014#roberts 2014#trillian astra#trillian
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saw a post "Parabatais are all in love with each other" and
Simon had a thing for Clary
Alec had a thing for Jace
Julian and Emma are canon
Matthew and James act like a married couple
Lucie had this obsession for Cordelia's titties
Do I really have to explain Will and Jem?
Luke and Valentine's interactions can be described with two words: sexual tension
Michael was in love with Robert and Robert, the act of you being straight is not fooling anyone
#I don't ship them all#it's ok if you don't ship some of them#but you can't deny#alec lightwood#jace herondale#simon lovelace#clary fairchild#blackstairs#emma carstairs#julian blackthorn#valentine morgenstern#luke garroway#valuke#lucie herondale#james herondale#cordelia carstairs#Matthew Fairchild#Michael Wayland#robert lightwood#heronstairs#herongraystairs#will herondale#jem carstairs#cassandra clare#shadowhunters chronicles#the wicked powers#the mortal instruments#the last hours#the dark artifices#the cycle
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This meme is not mine, I found it on Instagram. I couldn't resist sharing it with you here. I love everything where there are parabatai🥹
I advise you to take a look at the insta blog, there are so many funny memes there❤️🔥
#parabatai#jem carstairs#will herondale#james herondale#matthew fairchild#michael wayland#robert lightwood#valentine morgenstern#lucian graymark#julian blackthorn#emma carstairs#clary fairchild#simon lovelace#shadowhunters#the shadowhunters chronicles#twp#cassandra clare
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in each pair of parabatai there is one who is eager to find adventures on his head, and their faithful parabatai who is trying to save him:
#I've been thinking about Michael and Rob for a long time. Which one of them do you think is an adventurer?#parabatai#jem carstairs#will herondale#james herondale#matthew fairchild#michael wayland#robert lightwood#valentine morgenstern#lucian graymark#julian blackthorn#emma carstairs#clary fairchild#simon lovelace#the mortal instruments#shadowhunters#the shadowhunters chronicles#the secret treasons#twp#cassandra clare
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love means you see someone
cassandra clare – tales from the shadowhunter academy / clockwork princess / lady midnight
#julian blackthorn#jem x tessa#michael wayland#robert lightwood#jem carstairs#tessa gray#the shadowhunter chronicles#shadowhunter web weaving#the infernal devices#the dark artifices
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TSC CHARACTERS AND HOW OFTEN I THINK THEY CRY ABOUT THEIR DEAD PARABATI
Luke about Valentine - once every month, when he wakes up early and hears the deafening silence of the country morning.
Robert about Micheal - Once a year, when the spring comes around and a bee lands on a flower in the garden.
Jem about Will - everyday. it’s exhausting, it’s relentless, it’s exactly like him.
#luke graymark#luke garroway#robert lightwood#micheal wayland#jem carstairs#oh jem#will herondale#shadowhunters#the shadowhuter chronicles#the mortal instruments#ke jian ming#campaign to keep dave alive and well
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tmi verse x onion headlines
part 1 — part 2 — part 3 — part 4 —
part 5 (jem!edition) — part 6 — part 7 —
part 8 (jem!edition)
#the infernal devices#jace herondale#mina carstairs#jem carstairs#tessa gray#clace#will herondale#clary fairchild#jocelyn fairchild#mark blackthorn#the mortal instruments#isabelle lightwood#kit herondale#matthew fairchild#charlotte branwell#max lightwood bane#alec lightwood#the shadowhunter chronicles#malec#jonathan shadowhunter#maryse lightwood#robert lightwood#the last hours#brother zachariah#tsc
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Every time Robert says he is straight I am like:
"His affirmation surprised him a little, but he didn’t say a thing, as they father teach him. Everybody process is a valid process, even if they were fruity and they did not know it yet themselves"
Fanfic: How Rafael Lightwood-Bane breaks a different law every month during his teenage years
Also could be apply to those two "just friends" boys

Art of @illustratinghan
#shadowhunters#the shadowhunter chronicles#cassandra clare#cazadores de sombras#incorrect shadowhunters quotes#alec lightwood#magnus bane#malec#max lightwood bane#alec lightwood bane#rafa lightwood bane#rafael santiago lightwood bane#rafael lightwood bane#robert lightwood x michael wayland#robert lightwood#michaell wayland#waywood#jem x will#jem carstairs#will herongraystair#will herondale#jem herongraystair
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shadowhunter blind box
recently ive been OBSESSED with blindbox. call it late stage capitalism, call it tiktok addiction, I've been falling into this deep hole. for those who don't know
"BLIND BOX" is a type of sealed packaging that keeps what's inside a mystery until you open it. If you order a "Set of 12 Boxes", you will receive a set of 12 figures in 12 different designs. Besides "basic" figures, some figures are rarer to find, which we call "SECRET". Some figures are even harder to find, labeled "SUPER SECRET".
so naturally, i thought hmmmmmmmm let TSC this. and here are my biased opinions on how should tsc blind box editions should go
Blind Box The Mortal Instruments Assemble (10 items)
Standard (1/10)
Warrior Jace, Rune Creator Clary, Izzy Whipping, Vampire Simon (with detachable fangs & mark of Cain), Archer Alec (alec in a hooded cape btw), Warlock Magnus (using magic), Jocelyn Fray, Luke Garroway, Vampire Lily, Werewolf Maia
Secret (1/30)
Rat Simon
Super Secret (1/60)
Alec Consul (Red Consul Robe + Staff)
Blind Box The Mortal Instruments Assemble Limited Edition Core Gang (10 items)
Standard (1/6)
Jace Afraid of Duck, Clary Painting, Simon & the Band, Izzy Riding Tiger, Alec Driving Maserati, Magnus Studying Spellbooks with Cauldron
Secret (1/18)
Magnus Chairman Meow Birthday Party,
Super Secret (1/36)
Alec Blink If You Want Me
Blind Box The Mortal Instruments Plush Doll Limited Edition Season 1 (8 items)
Standard (1/8)
Falcon Jace, Red Panda Clary, Hamster Simon, Snake Izzy, Rabbit Alec, Cat Magnus, Lion Jace, Hedgehog Clary
Secret (1/24)
Unicorn Magnus
Super Secret (1/48)
Deer Alec
Blind Box The Mortal Instruments Plush Doll Limited Edition Season 2 (8 items)
Standard (1/8)
Monkey Jace, Baby Chick Clary, Goat Simon, Tiger Izzy, Jellyfish Alec, Lobster Magnus, Fox Izzy, Squirrel Simon
Secret (1/24)
Cow Alec
Super Secret (1/48)
Dragon Magnus
Blind Box The Mortal Instruments Zodiac Limited Edition (12 items)
Standard (1/12)
Aries: Sebastian Morgenstern; Taurus: Isabelle Lightwood; Gemini: Gabriel Lightwood; Cancer: Maia Roberts; Leo: Jessamine Lovelace; Virgo: Clary Fairchild; Libra: Simon Lovelace; Scorpio: Jem Carstairs; Sagittarius: Magnus Bane; Capricorn: Jace Herondale; Aquarius: Tessa Gray; Pisces: Henry Branwell
Secret (1/36)
Virgo: Alec Lightwood; Capricorn: Will Herondale
#malec#alec lightwood#magnus bane#jace herondale#clary fairchild#simon lewis#isabelle lightwood#will herondale#jocelyn fray#luke garroway#lily chen#maia roberts#gabriel lightwood#lessamine lovelace#jem carstairs#tessa gray#henry branwell#tsc#tmi#shadowhunters#the mortal instruments#the shadowhunter chronicles#tid#the infernal devices#tlh#the last hours#twp#blind box#blind box idea#cassandra clare
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#jem and the holograms#jem'hadar#star trek#star trek ds9#Star trek deep space nine#Star Trek deep space 9#Deep space 9#ds9#Deep space nine#star trek shitposts#Star trek memes#Emergency medical hologram#voyager#star trek voyager#EMH#voyager emh#Emergency medical husband#Robert Picardo
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When shein delivers something that sums up your entire personality....
#the bill#alex walkinshaw#dale smith#smithy#roberta taylor#gina gold#smiffina#Dan Casper#Chris jarvis#Christopher fox#Max Carter#Law and order uk#law and order: uk#Ronnie brooks#Bradley Walsh#Leon Taylor#Dominic power#Holby city#Luke Roberts#Adrian Fletcher#Fletch#Joseph byrne#Ultimate force#Louis Hoffman#Elliot Cowan#Jem poynter
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It's "Waywood Is Canon in Heaven Day" so we can REJOICE but can we also talk about how it's "Shadowhunter Heaven Is Confirmed Day"!?!? Like we all BASICALLY knew what with the constant Great River references but it's:
Herongraystairs Endgame Confirmed Day
Thomastair Big Happy Eternal Heaven House Confirmed Day
Raphael Santiago Has Probably Met Gabriel Lightwood Confirmed Day
Matthew Can Chill With Oscar Wilde Confirmed Day
Will Watching Over Mina Confirmed Day
Grace and Thomas See Christopher Again Confirmed Day
Alastair Gets to Know Christopher Confirmed Day
LET US CELEBRATE
@light-wayland thank you for your service 🫡
#waywood#herongraystairs#will herondale#jem carstairs#tessa gray#thomastair#alastair carstairs#thomas lightwood#raphael santiago#gabriel lightwood#matthew fairchild#mina carstairs#robert lightwood#michael wayland#tsc#tlh#tid#tmi#christopher lightwood#grace blackthorn
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if being in love with your parabatai is illegal then you better lock up every single parabatai duo in tsc
#will and jem matthew and james lucie and cordelia emma and julian#and then there was alec and jace and clary and simon in the past#there SHOULD have been emma and christina (I’m still bitter abt that)#and then michael wayland and robert lightwood? and gabriel and gideon’s uncle?#dude. parabatai should just be outlawed anyway.
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Elle's By The Angel Bingo Masterpost
POV Lorenzo - Tumblr * AO3 - Lorenzo notices Clary acting strangely and Magnus and Alexander's wedding. Never in all his years would he have guessed the reason why. Haunted House- Tumblr * AO3 - Simon is determined to show Raphael what a human Halloween is like, haunted house and all. Accuracy Rune- Tumblr * AO3 - Magnus questions the accuracy of Cupid's arrow when he spots Lorenzo and Underhill flirting at his and Alexander's wedding reception. Royalty AU- Tumblr * AO3 - Tessa reminisces about how she came to find herself here, standing before the two men she loves most in this world, perfectly content. Hallucinations - Tumblr * AO3 - Robert isn't one to question Valentine's instructions, but taking a fae drug to better understand its effects feels like a stretch, even for the Circle. With his inhibitions lowered, what truths will Robert finally let slip? "Good morning, gorgeous" - Tumblr * AO3 - Maia doesn't know what she expects to see when she rounds the corner. She’s greeted by the image of Jace Herondale, wearing just his boxers, walking around her kitchen juggling the tasks of making eggs, bacon, and toast all at once. There’s already orange juice in glasses on the kitchen table. Sleeping with their head on your lap - Tumblr * AO3 - When Thomas seeks out Alastair and finds him reading, he's more than content to simply sit with him for the companionship.
For @malecdiscordserver's By The Angel bingo! I may not have filled my card (or got a whole row across, RIP) I had a lot of fun with these prompts!!
#shadowhunters#tsc#tsc fanfiction#shadowhunters fanfiction#magnus bane#alec lightwood#jem carstairs#will herondale#tessa gray#michael wayland#robert lightwood#alastair carstairs#thomas lightwood#jace herondale#maia roberts#lorenzo rey#clary fray#underhill#simon lewis#raphael santiago
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bought myself a new sticker today (photo only shows the top half because THAT'S ALL YOU NEED)

honestly if you told me "you have infinity dollars to spend on your wardrobe, but it has to be inspired by the same person/character every day for the rest of your life," this baddie is EASILY in my top five choices.
#who are the others?#I pretend to hear you ask#obviously Stormer from the IDW Jem comics#Marc Bolan#and mayyyyybe Robert Smith though tbh the fans have much better style than the man himself#and Claudia FUCKING Kishi I can't believe I almost forgot that absolute icon
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