#jerk (affectionate)

[stuffeddeer]

first time kissing with the sillies… ada!dazai is defo more experienced and pleasant, but kissing pmzai would be so awkward, giggly and full of teeth

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PT2 (kinda)

15!Dazai would be so inexperienced and childish fhuisehfu hold on lemme do smth .

“Haah!~” Dazai leaned back as he let out a huge breath of air, face bright red with a big grin on his face. His reaction made you flustered, not expecting such a dramatic response to a little kiss (even from Dazai).

It had been very heat of the moment: a sudden and quick press of your lips on his (could it even be described as a kiss?) to celebrate the two of you becoming official partners - dating. Two seasoned mafiosos were acting like giddy children just from holding hands for the first time and telling each other how they felt.

And now, Dazai had his face buried in his hands, working hard to try and steady his heart rate. “You— th-that— ” It was rare to see Dazai so speechless, causing your own face to heat up as you stepped back.

“Sorry sorry sorry!” It was reflexive the way you apologized, one hand over your mouth and the other gripping your shirt just above your heart.

“Don’t you dare apologize!” He finally looked back up at you from his hands, huge grin still plastered on his lips as he grabbed you by your hands. “D-do it again!”

LET 15!DAZAI BE A KID 🗣️🗣️🗣️ he’d be so silly and EXPECTANT that greedy jerk.. The second you give him one (1) small kiss, he’s all over you begging for more. But god forbid you ask for a kiss, then he’s teasing you about how you want him so badly and you’re sooo pathetic and whipped for him— he’s the worst!!!! And he will not work on it!

PM!Dazai would be, like anon said, still a little awkward, but definitely more put together. He’d be anxious to initiate, looking anywhere other than you as he tried to figure out the best way to go about it. Probably some experience with kissing would be under his belt by this point, so it wouldn’t be just a peck on the lips: He’d be a bit more committed, but still pull away after only a few moments just to see how you’d react.

When you showed signs of reciprocation and wanting more, Dazai would just pull you back in once again, smiling and giggling as he refused to let your lips leave his this time. His eyes would be screwed shut so tightly, hands resting awkwardly on your biceps and squeezing gently… He just doesn’t want to let go!!! Once you basically pry him off with a crowbar, he’s flushed and heady, turning away from you and letting out a groan. He’s embarrassed a little bit by his actions, but turns back around once again so he can tease you (common across all Dazais). It’s his way of trying to get you to say you enjoyed it :( so tell him he is a very good kisser and you like him very much so he can grin proudly and tell everyone that his partner says he’s an amazing kisser!!! (Even if you technically didn't!!)

ADA!Dazai would be smug but needy, pulling you in for kiss after kiss. You’d part away after the first one, ready to hear some teasing remark or cocky retort, only to find his lips back on yours once again. One hand would move to hold your waist gently, the second holding you in place cupping your cheek as he’d press more and more upon your lips. The soft feeling of your lips on his causes his whole body to tingle, barely aware of how many times he’s pulled you back in as you let out a small chuckle. He does not care, just repeating the process over and over and over—

“Dazai!” You’d yelp, lightly chastising him. It's punctuated with a giddy giggle that Dazai loves the sound of.

He’d gaze at you adoringly, eyes half lidded and smiling with his cheeks pink. With a teasing tone, he'd reply, “You sayin' you want me to stop?”

And he’d be kissing you again before you could reply. All Dazais are the type to chase your lips after a kiss, but ADA!Dazai in particular is terrible about it. There is never just one kiss with him, even if he promises that’s all in between whines! Do not give in!!!!! You’ll be stuck all day :(

“There are worse places to be trapped, right?”

Beast!Dazai… ougghhh. His first kiss with you would be so somber, like he knows what he’s condemning you to by allowing the both of you to remain in close proximity. It’s slow and almost cold, the way he gently presses his hands into your sides and lets out a heavy breath against your lips, eyes shut tiredly. It’s solemn, but also peaceful - the only time Dazai can just sit with everything he has to do. He’d pull away slowly, a sad smile on his face as he sees your flustered look and wide eyes…

Your last kiss with him is almost worse. It’s needy: hands moving everywhere they can and eyes shut so tightly as he prays to be anywhere else, be anyone else while pouring every emotion that fills him to the brim right onto your lips. He’d mutter an apology right before and so many words of gratitude right after. You cup his face gently, asking him what was wrong, but Dazai would just pull away, leaving you all alone.

someone ask me to do this again bc i've already written more ideas

[starry-bi-sky]

12AM late night danyal al ghul propaganda to consider (that is funny to me): this little brat being meaAN. nice twin danyal al ghul: great, fun, we love opposite twins. wonder where he's learning that kindness from, but it's a good dichotomy! but also mean danny fenton. this little shit can make an adult CRY. he is on par with Damian for most venomous barbs. he is a smarmy little motherfucker. he's nice to his people and HIS people only. everyone else can screw off for all he cares - he's gotta learn to care about other people. his canon sarcasm and wit goes from level 2 to level 10. he is a sarcastic, smarmy, witty little asshole and i could go on but the idea of danny fenton being a mean little menace to people is very very fun and amusing to me

[amritashower]

⌐⎚ᴗ⎚

[virtchandmoir]

Video: Ice Princess

[whispering-woodlands]

Your own personal jesus

Someone to hear your prayers

Someone who cares

[wanderingaldecaldo]

📸 by @breezypunk | commission detes

[themochimadeoftaro]

recently been obsessed with the narrator and this exact song, so i had to make him :) it's not the best of the best, but i still like it! probably gonna fix his design soon

[mossy-paws]

I hate him sm /aff

Just some unparalleled innocence doodles (with my design!), my headcanon for him is that he’s arti’s creater because we’ll both of them are mean and it makes sense

the first slide is just him and arti bullying pebbles, the second is a suggestion from a friend, and the third is just a very quick colored bust shot of him

[t4tails]

THE FLASH JUMPSCARE

[serenfloras]

i bought. i bought the fire emblem engage dlc

[revenantghost]

I forgot! No Monday cat shelter photos cause of Memorial Day, so instead have a late home grown variety of cat! This is Finn (Finn from Star Wars is his full legal name) he hates me but sleeps in my room all the time. I feel strongly that he’s aware that I’m the only one in my household that is allergic to cats

FINN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE FINN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh my god, that is such a cat thing to do. I love him even more. He's now my cat-in-law, I'm adopting him because I have too much love for him

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR SHARING!!!!!!!!!!!

[neko-shinigxmi]

    A preview at what I’m about to be real annoying about going forward/in the next few weeks. 👀

    Self-insert WIP for 14 Days With You! [ An 18+ game, so please do not interact with this post if you’re a minor! ]

    Current, still somewhat WIP idea: Grew up a somewhat normal kid, however ended up sprouting cat ears and a tail at some point during their life. Doesn’t really remember the “when” and “why” of it, but the only part that mattered to them is that they can be hidden away. So they do their damnedest to keep it their most hidden, precious secret of all time.

    Because of this, Ren has no idea. (At most, he thinks they got more into cosplaying as catgirls/catboys. Somehow keeps missing when they put the gear on, but whatever.)

    It works on Tokyo Mew Mew logic! When surprised or stressed, the ears and tail may pop out, resulting in a shenanigans game. This has accidentally led Ren to wonder if they’re catching onto who he really is...?! (They’re both idiots, actually.)

    ...On that note, Ren’s been working overtime to appeal to my SI... Unfortunately, they got a crush on the one weeb who has hundreds of favorite fictional faves; they’ve researched their ass off, and for what?! So much money spent on cosplays he hasn’t seen/noticed... The cycle of stupidity continues. (It’s still worth every minute and hour and days and months...and years of work, tho. He’ll die on that hill.)

[ nsft mention below the cut ]

    Also, shoutout to the AMAB, they/he pan-enby w/ a breeding kink, who ends up dating the AFAB, they/he, pan[demi]-enby who also has a breeding kink. You don’t get much luckier than that, by whatever fucking happenstance the world put out there.

    (He’d have you believe it’s fate. Destined to be!!! What luck! ...I won’t argue him, I’m pretty delighted by this, m’self. 👀)

[fiannalover]

Subaru had a whopping 2 minutes and 7 seconds of screentime on Music Main Story Part 1 and he used it to fail hitting his quarterly earnings goal, be broke, get cancelled, hype up Anzu during her annual moment of incompetence, completely befuddle a cult baby and tell a grown man to kill himself (in front of Aira Shiratori). All of these actions threatened to ruin Eichi's ant farm pet project. King.

[sincerelyandyourstruly]

in case any of you guys are wondering why all the xvn seems to have been replaced by clorivia on this blog, it's bc i went through the entire clva tag the other day, while the xvn tag isn't nearly active enough to compensate for that

[haledamage]

2, 4, 8 for Kira, please! (~agentnatesewell)

2. How do they look?

She has dark brown hair (shoulder-length in books 1 and 2, chin-length in book 3), light brown eyes, an average build, average height (5'6"), and lots of freckles

At the beginning of Book 1, Kira would describe herself as "average". She doesn't have low self-esteem necessarily, she just doesn't think she's anything special. By the end of Book 3... I think she's starting to like who she sees in the mirror. Part of that is because of Unit Bravo; besides the obvious "this hot vampire finds me attractive" part of it, even the members of the team she's not romancing (I do all 4 routes with her, so the non-RO ones vary) see her as valuable and important and that does a lot to boost her confidence. Plus, after she moves into the warehouse, Nate's insistence on her eating healthier/not-takeaway meals and actually eating 3 meals a day, as well as having a regular workout schedule with Adam, makes her feel a lot more confident and comfortable in her own skin. She even has a little muscle definition now! That's very exciting for her.

4. What is their personality like?

You know that post that's like "what do you call an introvert that keeps taking on leadership and outgoing roles?" that's Kira. She's really good with people and has about as close to a max friendliness score anyone could have, but she's actually pretty antisocial.

(her stats at the end of book 3, on Adam's route. some vary per route, but her friendliness always looks like that lmao)

for most people, she's pretty easy to get along with. approachable, good at carrying a conversation even though she won't often start them herself. once she gets close to people and starts to relax around them, she tends to be a bit of a smartass. she's like... Nate divided by Mason, if that makes sense 😅

8. What do they think of Unit Bravo?

she adores them, full stop. they're her family. she would kill or die for any of them, without hesitation (they all wish she would exhibit at least a little hesitation). they're something she didn't realize was missing in her life until she found it

by this point, I think she's even willing to admit it. "yep, those are my boys. they're terrible (except Nate), but unfortunately I love them."

[no-more-nightingales]

getting real i-can-fix-him-feelings about greg house right now