#jesper will give it to him

[kanejbr3kker]

The fact that Kaz bought out Pekka’s casino and then named it after the crows I-

[shoujoegg]

finished painting studies w/ the og dregs....

[dasiesanddarkness]

Jesper calls everyone love, especially his friends.

but 'my love'? that's reserved for Wylan, because Jesper likes to remind himself that Wylan is his.

[milo-my-beloved]

i will not get over the fact that wylan was canonically broke but STILL brought jesper stroopwafels. this man has his priorities straight (but that is the only thing straight about him)

[vamp1r3gf]

Just finished Crooked Kingdom…

I am unwell

[jazzkrebber]

Wylan being your favorite crow is all fun and games until you only rewatch season 2 because you can't bear not seeing him in season 1

[flyinpucks]

POOKIE??? HIS HAIR😟😟

via @/njdkatie on twitter

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Wylan: Yeah, my father was mean, but he was also why I went undefeated in dodgeball

Jesper: …Silver lining?

Colm: No

[lunarthecorvus]

Jesper at any moment

[five-of-cr]

!!!important!!!!!

[laoih]

SHADOW AND BONE Season 2, Episode 1 “No Shelter But Me”

[catdoingblep]

today I am obsessed with thoughts about Wylan, Marya and Jesper destroying Jan's stuff

Jesper proposed to destroy something that reminds Wylan about his father, and he was thinking that it would be like 3-4 things that they would ruin together to release tension, and then they would do some declutter like normal people do: sell something, throw something out

And then they destroyed a few things of Jan, and Wylan looked so happy after it, all smiling and flushing, and he said that it was really helpful, so Jesper was just glad that he proposed something that actually helped Wylan, who still sometimes moved around the house like he is expecting Jan to enter the room every second

he totally thought about this as about one-time thing, but the next day he woke up to see Wylan sitting on the bed with a scheming face. Then Wylan understood that Jesper was awake and asked: "What do you think about drowning something in the canal tonight?"

"Are we talking about a person? Because I'm pretty sure that Kuwei is in Ravka", joked Jesper, and Wylan hit him with a pillow. "I am talking about those awful figurines from my father’s cabinet"

So they drowned those absolutely tasteless and ridiculously expensive porcelain figurines

And then Wylan asked next week in the middle of the breakfast: "What about some skeet shooting?" and this is how they got rid of the favourite dinner service of Jan

And then, one day, Jesper found himself helping Wylan to take out to the garden table from Jan’s cabinet, and Marya, who is sitting in the garden and having her afternoon tea, just calmly watching her son and his boyfriend setting the table on fire (this is one of the good days when she almost sure that she is remembering everything)

And Wylan came to her and kissed her on the cheek with: "Mom, is everything fine?"

And she smiled into the cup and said: "Yes, fire is very cosy, Wylan. Actually, what do you think about bringing Jan's formal portrait here?"

[jeremysknoxes]

I love how in Crooked Kingdom you get so scared when Wylan pretends to “break” and then the next few chapter it’s like the crows trying not to laugh and talking about how dramatic his acting is

[the-great-kraken]

every time jesper fahey's trauma gets ignored i lose another five years off my life

[bennythe1980spaceman]

Not a single day goes by where I don't think about Kaz accidentally saying Jordie instead of Jesper in the fight in Crooked Kingdom.

[jazzy-a]

Inej to Kaz, heartbroken: And how will you have me? Gloves on? Fully clothed? Head turned so our lips will never touch?

Jesper in every fanfic to the exact same conditions: That sounds hot.