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wife-of-all-dilfs · 1 year

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#daryl dixon smut #daryl dixon drabbles #twd drabbles #daryl x y/n #daryl dixon x reader #daryl dixon fanfiction #daryl dixon #daryl dixion imagine #daryl x you #norman reedus x reader #norman reedus #norman reedus smut #jesus christ i need him so bad

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im-smart-i-swear · 4 months

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"Pinepaw, I'm so happy to see you."

@barrenclan (sorry for being obnoxious. You posted the issue like 2hrs ago and i'm losing my marbles already. I hope youre happy with yourself)

#my art #patfw #patfw fanart #patfw spoilers #how are we feeling guys....... how are we feeling #that new issue. sure happened..#yaay family reunion........#he had it coming im so fucking happy hes finally dead jesus christ i NEEDED to see him bleeding out so bad #this comic has a way of instantously making all of my artblock mysteriously #disappear so i can redraw panels while kicking my feet and giggling. how does that work

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spotlitehooker · 2 months

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yuridovewing · 3 months

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what i will always, alwaysss hate about the crowfeather discourse is how it got several people, even some people who i thought would know better than to spread such harmful rhetoric, to get up on their soapbox and say with their whole chest "child neglect is not abusive, breezepelt should get the fuck over it"

#ignoring how crow wasnt just neglectful here ofc. and how people defend his physical abuse too #but even this just really pisses me off like jesus christ what a disgusting thing to tell your young influential audience #''your parents are ignoring your emotional and physical needs? well stop being a fucking baby and get over it. its not THAT bad''#and even if thats not what they said exactly. what do you think neglect victims were actually hearing? be for real #idk what it is abt crows boring fucking ass that makes people fawn over him so hard theyre willing to demean abuse victims #this is the real reason i hate this character. like ig its unfair to have that fanon influence but good god now he just pisses me off

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gojoest · 4 months

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destroy my throat please 🤍

#— ai rambles #jesus christ i don’t know what to do with myself #i need him i need him i need him so bad #him staring at you like that as you suck him dry….please #p.s.: the eye mask suits u princess

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michaelgavey · 2 years

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… the only man EVER. my man. mhm. always.

#ewan mitchell #aemond targaryen #this man is gonna be the death of me #i need him so bad #EWAN FUCKING MITCHELL #omg omg omg #omgggg #it’s 4am and i’m spiraling due to this one man #i love him so much #ewan. i love u <333 #going absolutely feral #jesus christ……. send help

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novasillies · 6 months

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Somewhere, in a dark and twisted alternate universe, Teen Wolf is a comic. Trump was never president there. World hunger was ended.

#bad news is trump lost the election to Jeff Davis #the yacht video was a tumblr post there #teen wolf #teen wolf fanart #teen wolf season 1 #derek hale standing was a part of JD's presidential campaign #it got him most of his votes #I need to stop building on this bit jesus christ #fanart #comic art #this is so dumb #stiles stilinski #allison argent #scott mccall #lydia martin #jackson whittemore #derek hale

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synthetic-apparitions · 1 year

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hands on your knees, i’m angelina jolie

#jesus fucking christ #i need him so bad #so so bad #matty healy #the 1975

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starsm00n · 5 months

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I love Rick grimes you don’t understand I would let that man do ANYTHING. Like.

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queeraliensposts · 4 months

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Illymation: Don't be a dick to fat people.

The internet: EWWWW SHE'S GLORIFYING OBESITY LET'S DOX HER!!!!!!!

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kennyomegasweave · 4 months

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I'm catching up on last week's episode of My Stand In before today's new episode and just. My fucking god Joe. STAND UP. GET OFF THAT DAMN GROUND. RISE UP OUT OF THOSE TRENCHES. GIRL GET UP. DETACH FROM MING'S DICK. Yes he's cute and is keeping their house, but he's also out here saying fuck no to couple mugs cause they're not together despite living together for awhile now and like.

Also, Sol keeps irritating me every time he shows up being all "I'm too late again." Bitch you haven't even been invited for like two years. What do you mean too late. Grow up, accept it, and move on.

And Tong needs to fuck right off. Telling Joe he's fucking his way to the top when it's so obvious Joe is NOT doing that and Tong's bitchass so clearly is/did.

Joe really just has all these flop ass men around him and I just. It's just so freaking sad. Sorry boo. I still love you but girl.

I hope Joe 2 grows a spine because I can't keep seeing him be brought down by all these men.

#my stand in #my stand in the series #this is just so sad to see #like Ming did buy the mugs in the end but whatever that's not good enough #and it's really sad Joe thought it was #if Ming didn't say Tong's name while drunk Joe would have been like #omg what a great Christmas #even after getting whole ass dismissed by Ming at the damn lunch he took him to #like Jesus Christ Joe #I need him to grow that backbone and make Ming WORK for it as Joe 2 #I need that so bad #get some self esteem my god lol #regular clyde

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shiberamune · 2 months

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i need to kiss him on the lips. he's my little princess. my wife if you will

#the breakfast club #80s #80s movie #john bender #allison reynolds #andrew clarke #claire standish #brian johnson #john hughes #i need him so bad #it's crazy #jesus christ #john 1 chance PLEASEEE #i'll treat u so right

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californiaquail · 2 months

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was hanging out with someone today and she was talking about how she would shoot the hawks and eagles if they went after her indoor/outdoor cat and i had to struggle to keep a straight face. there is an EASY fucking solution to this problem that doesn't involve killing federally protected wildlife OR your poor damn cat. who got in a fight last night and left fur all over the place.

#by hanging out with i mean she is the owner of the quarter horse mare that was here and she wanted me to come down when the farrier came?#the farrier is cool but he did give her some stupid fucking fearmongering pamphlet written by this idiot racist ~whistleblower~ about how #“They” (?) are going to be rationing peoples water and the dude is like blaming the local tribe for it....get the fuck over yourself buddy #the entire state is in a drought. disrespectfully. go fuck yourself #trump ass county for fucking real this is why i wanted to move to the next county over or at least the next town over in this county #like. not to dox myself but i live in thee bellwether county for presidential elections and these cunts are not voting blue let me tell you #it's all these retired fucking republicans!!!! god damn it there are so manyyyyyyyyy i don't know if i can do it guys #also i was talking to this woman about biking/hiking on the olympic discovery trail and she was like oh i've had some bad shit happen to me #on that trail and i'm like oh like what? and shes like #oh well one time this guy was living in the woods and i called the cops on him but they didn't care or do anything about it.#and instead of saying “why the fuck did you call the cops on somebody who wasn't even bothering you” and “what the fuck is your problem”#and “can't believe i'm saying this but the cop was actually the correct one in this situation” i had to be like oh huh :/#anyway literally nothing bad happened to her on the odt and people are kind of just heartless about homeless people #ALSO she was talking about when she was very sick on her recent trip to hawaii (...) and “not caring” about people worrying about her havin #covid like well actually the way you say that does reveal that you Do actually have a little dust bunny of shame about your shitty behavior #somewhere deep under the laminate tile of your soul and you fucking Know that's a shitty fucking way to act but youre doing it anyway. lol!#and this is such a very standard example of almost everyone i've met here. i'm going insane none of you have basic compassion or decency #for people you don't already care about. We Live In A Fucking Society WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.#i have to stop bitching it's after midnight but this was my first real contact with another person for the last 12 days #(BECAUSE i fucking had covid and i was isolating like a normal person instead of being a dumb entitled fucking asshole about it)#and it was just soooo peppered with this selfish fucking libertarian nonsense the whole time it is SO frustrating holy shit #i have to be nice to this woman because she wants my help with her horse (who needs my help frankly) and she's lived here her whole life so #she has thee connections and has also offered to help me get a car which i can't tell how serious she is but we need to be on good terms #jesus christ. hey if anyone is reading this and you read the whole thing and you read my tag essays regularly we have to get legally marrie #you know too much. wedding in november #me

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tsuchinokoroyale · 3 months

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Was soooooo happy with this phase 1 which is what made it so much funnier that I was immediately clapped by his phase 2 😂

#romina is still my fave boss but messmer is a solid second #almost every other boss I would describe as “would’ve been good if their damage wasn’t so overtuned”#my stance if that if I’m consistently losing to a boss with 10/14 flasks left the damage is overtuned #vs me losing to sword saint isshin with no gourds or pellets left bc he was tough enough to whittle me down #fromsoft bros will say get good but think high numbers is big difficulty #an actually difficult boss doesn’t need big damage output if the mechanics are the challenge #I don’t actually mind how relentless the bosses are in ER but I mind how HARD they hit on top of that #dodging a 12 hit uninterruptible combo where each move does like 1/10th of your health? that’s fine.#if I properly time 3 of those dodges I can still make it and it’s honestly my bad if I’m getting killed by that #dodging a 12 hit uninterruptible combo where each hit takes out 1/2 of ur health bar & has a 50% chance for an additional retaliation combo?#I *can* do it but Jesus Christ what a waste of my time lmao #how am I supposed to learn a boss when I can’t get into a flow state bc a single mistake can end a run smh #I just beat gaius and I didn’t even feel accomplished I was just like ugh finally #I feel like 95% of his moves are fine once you work out the delays and positioning #but I kept getting clipped by his charge attack like I would dodge out of the way but once the i frames were finished I’d still get hit #bc I guess I wasn’t dodging a perfect 90 degrees to him and the hitbox for that attack is long as hell #which would be whatever if that move didn’t take out like 2/3 of my health and come out nigh instantly #I don’t even really know the tell for the move bc I beat him before I learned it bc I lucked out on a run where he didn’t charge me a lot #luckily the game is absolute DELIGHT to look at and explore that I can forgive the absolute bullshittery of the bosses #like I just got to the summit of dragon peak and I’m blown away by the design of that mountain #if we’re talking verisimilitude in games how about that whole shebang #no obvious well worn path up to the top of the mountain bc it’s just for dragons who’s gonna be walking up there?#having the player follow a trail of increasingly dense dragon corpses is SUCH a great tone setter #which means I’m probably going to hate bayle but whatever I’m already invested let’s gooooo #tsuchi plays games

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madame-mongoose · 8 months

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i need to do crazy things to his cervix

#BITES MY PILLOW AND SCREAMS #WHAT THE FUUUUUCK #ooh my god ehwhw #wr #whe atley #oh my ggod #thdi is fucked'#somwoen help me plesa #i want him. i NEED him so fuckingn bad #jesus christ #monnie rambles

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whoblewboobear · 3 months

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Bumping up the smut scene bc realistically there’s no way Jace would be away from Porter for 6 months and not wanna jump his bones within a day or two of being reunited.

But jokes on him bc Porter has been so terrified to lose him again reformed that he’s like overly careful to the point of being attentive about asking Jace if he’s okay with doing anything again before they’ve even discussed the killing and rage star mind control of it all. And Jace vehemently would like to get his nut and not think about the past because they’re back by each other’s side; always a duo.

#I’m trying to figure out how get chapter 5 where it needs to go and I know it’ll be long enough to have to split into to #so instead of full focusing on that I’m thinking about chapter 7~#I need to rework 6 so the tension is more idk #it’s there but there should be more #also goddamn writing Porter is hard bc Jesus Christ he’s such a guy that doesn’t speak his mind and won’t acknowledge anything internally #outside of I feel good when I’m with or talking to Jace #I feel bad when Jace is upset with me #I like Jace a lot maybe there’s something deeper there and then he shuts down when he get to that point #admitting he likes Jace is the death knell for him #Porter would make Jace detect thoughts just for him to say I love you and that’s the hill I’ll die on #I also need Brennan to know that always a duo will never leave my head fr #‘always a duo’ ‘I tried’ ‘pretty strong pretty strong’ ‘I’m a big boy’#just Jaceporter thots #my fic #fic ramblings #starbreaker #jaceporter

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