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[jgjmk4-2]

Hi hello! It me! I loved the way you wrote about the shaky hands MC 🥺 It was so lovely.

So, I have another idea! How about a reaction from Nobunaga, Kennyo, Kenshin, Yukimura and Shingen on meeting an MC that is a warrior monk? I just want that girlboss to be a badass sometimes, but Cybird is adamant on making her helpless.

Looking forward to seeing how you tackle this one 😌 Hope you have a fantastic day!

Hello!! Funny you come up with this concept because Cybird recently released that story sale "Forging her own path" which I think is supposed to be one where MC is a girl boss! I didn't buy though so idk if it's actually good 😅 This prompt is kinda cute though, I bet their reactions would be priceless!

Nobunaga:

It amuses him greatly that a woman is a warrior. He is slightly curious; she can be religious, fine, but what made her want to become a warrior as well?

He doesn't have a problem with people chasing their ambitions, but thinks that you're naive girl that just wants to play around and has never seen the battlefield before.

Doesn't blatantly show it, but slightly looks down on her until one of his soldiers gets in trouble with you because he took a pee on the corner of the temple grounds.

When he watches you beat his trained soldier with a broom stick with disciplined technique whilst reprimanding him, Nobunaga's eyes widened and he has newfound respect for you. Cue the love story of an ambitious man falling in love with quirky yet strong warrior monk.

Kennyo:

Absolutely not!! You and Kennyo are childhood friends, with him being a few years older than you, and he feels like he needs to protect you as an older brother (or maybe something more? 😉). So watching you swing around a sword, spear or whatever you can get your hands on almost gives him a heart attack.

He keeps questioning where he went wrong with his teachings; you used to be a quiet, good girl who would never even think of hurting a fly. Little does he realise how much you changed just to help him fight for his cause.

At every chance possible, he discourages you from becoming a warrior monk, but you're stubborn and insist on training and sweating with the other warriors.

But there is nothing Kennyo can do but respect your wishes as your skills and charisma slowly elevate you to a commander and his men are bowing their heads to you.

Kenshin:

Absolutely NOT 2.0. Women should NOT be on the battlefield, they need to be protected, safe, cared for and out of harms way.

It completely goes against his ideals and Kenshin can't stand it. He initially feels disgusted when the warrior monks introduce a woman as their leader.

And yet, he is slightly curious as to why all these men are choosing to follow you and choosing to bow their heads to you. You can sense this, so you confidently offer him a sparring session. He refuses to spar you, but when one of his underlings is brave (or, actually, foolish) enough to accept your challenge Kenshin watches as you disarm his solider and send him straight onto his bottom!

Okay, most women shouldn't be on the battlefield, but this one is a special case... Kenshin ignores the loud thumping in his chest.

Yukimura:

He first sees you training, shouting along with the other monks as you swipe your deadly weapon in a trained, fatal curve. You look tough... almost like a boar.

Boar woman, Boar woman, Boar woman, Boar woman, Boar woman.

It slips out of his mouth, earning him a smack on the head from the butt of your spear, a glare and an angry huff. Yukimura's heart strangely flutters under your direct, fearless gaze then.

But he also notices the little cuts and bruises on your hand from tough training. Wanting to get a little closer to you, he stops by your room later to pass you some salve and bandages, ones he keeps on handy for his own training. Not that he cares if you use or not though!!! >//_//<

Shingen:

WOW, you go girl. Being a warrior monk doesn't make you any less of a goddess to him. You're still beautiful even with a sword in your hand. In fact, he'd argue that you're most beautiful when you're training, focused and sweating.

Shingen invites you for dates at local tea houses, sends you sweets and flowers but is amused when you reject all of them and head to training instead.

Okay, okay, fine, no dates, no sweets, no flowers. Shingen wakes up early in the morning to give you some company. He babbles away whilst you train, which gives you some entertainment, but sometimes you scold him for distracting you.

Eventually, you warm up to him. His stories are interesting and it makes you put down your saber to listen to them at times. When Shingen offers to tell you more stories at a tea house after training, you finally accept. It becomes routine for the two of you - morning training followed by breakfast with Shingen's intriguing stories. Lads, take notes.

[swordsmanofsweets]

Happy fanfic writers Appreciation Day!!

Please forgive me if I forget anyone, it is not my intention to do so. Today's been a long day and my brain is not at full capacity (well when is it ever? 😅)

Please know that whoever I have not mentioned, I still notice, like, reblog, try to comment (whether it's in my tags or just a normal comment) and LOVE your ideas. I have a few accounts I follow off of one prompt or story and just getting hooked.

Anyways, I appreciate these writers and I hope to continue to read your wonderful content! ♥️♥️♥️♥️

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[tarralin]

For @asprettyasarose

Distractions

300 Follower Raffle: Silver Prize

Prompted by the snap below from THIS GAME by @jgjmk4-2.

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Like a cloud…

The hotel bed was the softest she had ever been in, far more luxurious than her own with feather down pillows and blankets to boot. No wonder she fell into a deep slumber almost immediately…

“Everybody up!”

Before it was shattered by a metal spoon banging around in a pot like a cattle call.

“Masa!” She groaned while jumping out of the fluffy heaven to face a glaring squint at the One-Eyed Dragon. “Is that really necessary?!”

“Got you two up, didn’t it?” His spoon wavered purposely between her and Mitsunari in the neighboring twin bed, equally disgruntled as her and suffering the worst case of bedhead she’d ever seen on the poor angel. Masa didn’t give a chance for rebuttal before tossing her weekend bag haphazardly in her arms. “Sun’s out, fun’s out. Move it!”

“It’s five a.m., the sun isn’t even up yet!”

“Will be soon and we need to get to the beach before all the good spots are taken. Breakfast is ready, you should be too.”

“I thought the hotel served a continental?”

“Pfft, like I’d let you eat that insult for food! Hurry up or it’ll get cold.”

~*~

Masa was right.

The group arrived early enough to watch the sunrise over the Miami horizon and were still beat out by several other spring breakers already set up near the water. Coolers, umbrellas, and blankets sprawled the ocean side intermittently as beachgoers lounged and prepared for the day’s activities while Nobu worked with Ieyasu to erect a means of shade for the group.

“Do we really need two canopies?”

“We’re a big enough group already,” Masa started as he prepared a few watermelons for splitting before continuing with a brow waggle and what she assumed was an attempt at a wink. “Plus Mitsuhide when he shows up and– of course– any lads or lasses we pick up along the way.”

“If Mitsuhide shows up, you mean.”

The news that Mitsuhide would be stuck at his internship longer than previously thought had definitely thrown a rain cloud over the trip. Yes, this was a group trip. Yes, they had all planned it for months. Yes, she loved everyone… but it just wasn’t the same without her most favorite person there.

“Chin up, Lass, he’ll make it. In the meantime, could you help Yasu tie down the sun wall?”

With a sigh, she turned to make herself useful when Yasu’s head snapped in the direction of the parking lot as Hideyoshi and Nari carried the last load to their spot. “Hideyoshi… What. Are. You. Wearing?”

“What, my swim shorts?”

“Those aren’t shorts. That’s thread holding hands.”

“I’ve had them for five years, they’re comfortable.

Yasu shook his head as he continued tying the canopy wall in place. "And the entire beach is about to have a free show if you even go near the water.”

Hideyoshi brushed off the salt lick’s comments and he unloaded sports gear for the day. “Princess, what things did you have in mind to do this week?”

“Volleyball, build a massive sand castle, there’s a cave system nearby… oh, and the firework show tonight.”

“A cave? We can go early and be back by lunch. We may even find some shells for the castle.”

“I’ll get my bag!”

Hideyoshi, Princess, and Nari soon found themselves amongst a tour group in the depths of an expansive cavern system, lead by a tall guide who seemed to enjoy flirting with his charges more than detailing the tunnel’s geology and history.

Their arrival at the cave’s gift shop and restaurant marked the end of the tour and their time to return to the beach. Choosing the shoreline route back to their camp, Hideyoshi spotted a cluster of tide pools hidden among the rocks that boasted various colored shells for decorating the castle.

But first… Masa drafted them into the traditional suikawari. She and Nari were both blindfolded and spun until all sense of direction was lost among the shouts of their friends as they attempted to guide the two toward the targeted watermelons. Nari was still swinging his tree branch into the sand wildly when she felt her own strike down upon a melon and triumphant cheers went up around her.

After lunch was sand castle time! Nari volunteered to help lug and lump out damp sand for her as she sculpted out the castle’s base. It wasn’t long until her vision started coming to life, drawing attention from friends and passersby alike.  

“Are you sure you’re not meant to be an architect, Princess?” Nobu’s question over her shoulder rose a giggling response as she continued.

“This is just a hobby, I burn out too quickly to make it my life. Fashion design is where I’m supposed to be but don’t be surprised if you find me helping Mitsu from time to time.” Once finished, she dusted the excess sand from her arms and legs while neighboring beachgoers took turns snapping selfies.

Time to hit the water!

The guys already had a turn or two in the water except for Hideyoshi who seemed to think someone needed to keep vigil under the canopy. “Hide, nothing is going to run away if you go for a swim.”

“It’s not something running away I’m afraid of, it’s something flying away.” Just as he finished his statement, a trio of seagulls landed nearby as if they had been summoned. “Those three have been terrorizing other groups and one managed to carry away a whole bag of chips on its own!”

She couldn’t help the laughter that bubbled as she gathered loose items together into a basket so he could enjoy the water himself. “Well, the bags are mostly air now days anyway… there! Safe and sound from winged pilfers.”

An hour later and she was desperately scouring through the racks of a swimsuit shop for a pair of trunks she knew Hideyoshi would like despite the emergency. Yasu’s snide comment from that morning became reality when they made their way out of the water only for a round of wolf whistles to alert them to his missing shorts that were nowhere to be found, presumably swept out to sea. Finally, her eyes landed on a pair of red and light green trunks in his size. Praises!

Pink and orange were just streaking through the sky when she tossed Yasu the new shorts to wade out to Hideyoshi who remained submerged to his shoulders in the ocean. Princess held out a prepared drink to him once he finally made it back to the canopy, which he downed in no time. And then another… and another… until he was chatting with any and all who would listen, free show forgotten as the sun sank lower in the sky behind them. Slowly, the bright vibrancy of day turned over to the comforting dark of night.

A sudden stream of flame into the sky signaled the start of the light show. Rapid firing of colored flame and the booming of lit powder reached her from the ocean deck and suddenly– on an especially loud explosion– the empty space beside her was claimed as someone dropped into place.

“Miss me, Mouse?”

The start pulled a quick squeal of surprise from her that died when the light caught the intruder’s eyes– yellow gold, the same as the flickering flames falling into the sea.

“Mitsuhide!”

His lips claimed hers on the next explosion before they even finished his name. Chaste and sweet at first but soon grew passionate and needy until he restrained himself. “You didn’t answer my question.”

She laced a hand through his hair to pull him back to her, finishing what he started and answering his question– without words– at the same time.

“You didn’t have to stay at the internship?”

“Scheduling error. A costly one, since I missed the original plane and then had to book a new one, but here I am.”

“You’re still in your work suit.”

“Hmm, indeed…” he teased his lips across her ear in the lull of the firework display. “I’d hope you’d help me out of it.”

“Mitsu!” She hissed, hoping their friends hadn’t caught that line.

“What?” He grinned like a true fox that had just caught its mousey prey. “You know I have no sense of beachwear.”

“That is not at all what you meant and you know it.”

“Aww, has my mouse reached her limit so soon? I should probably take her to bed then…” Without further warning, he was on his feet,  lifting her in his arms, and toting her off the beach.

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[danceofthebloodypetals]

Lol, this was a conversation I had with my rl friend. The game was fun and well results were hilarious and thus it spark a hilarious conversation between the two of us haha.

This is the game: http://danceofthebloodypetals.tumblr.com/post/178046148061/jgjmk4-2-so-how-was-your-date-at-the-movies (well okay that is just my post of my results that I got in the game)

[hatefilledpoptarts]

todomomo replied to your photo “todomomo: jgjmk4-2: Go from date to month and then colour!...”

@hatefilledpoptarts im not so sure if that is lucky....HAHA toga giving u a hug tho

he’ll splode people for you ;3c.....wait- hold on! that might not be so good i think its crime maybe??? i dunno how quirk crimes works when he can put em back on the spot @_@;;;

[jgjmk4-2]

Hello! How about tackling the idea of Kenshin, Hideyoshi, Mitsuhide, Ieyasu, Motonari + the warlord of your choosing, reacting to MC saving herself from the kidnapping attempt. Like she got kidnapped and she managed to save herself and met the warlords on the way back to the castle/manor.

Ooh, I'm sorry, I stopped playing ikesen around the time Motonari came out so I don't know much about him. I do know the rest though!

Kenshin:

Absolutely LIVID when he sees you, branches sticking out wildly in your hair and a smudge of dirt on your nose wandering about in the cold, dark forest.

Lots of nagging about how you should've stayed put, that he would've found you no matter what, that you could've gotten seriously hurt if your escape attempt had failed. But the nagging stops when you collapse in his arms and give him a big, tired smile, "it's Kenshin!!"

A flood of anger and disappointment fills him, he should've made sure you were better protected. His possessive nature seeps back just a little - Maybe he should've kept you locked up...

Kenshin is by your side until you recover. He doesn't leave for a second, feeds you, and holds you tight at night so no one can take you away again.

Hideyoshi:

He turned the whole castle up and down looking for you. Barking orders and snapping at people for breathing.

Probably went through 3 tobacco sticks. When he's heading home to his manor, he thinks he's dreaming that you're in front of him. When he realises the girl slumping her way home is real, he bolts forward, tackling you in a back hug.

"Ehehe, sorry for scaring you Hideyoshi..." you hug him back with tears in your eyes. it was kinda scary and you're so lucky you got away before your kidnappers could take you anywhere.

Hideyoshi's face is in a deep frown. He scoops you up and carries you home, runs a nice warm bath, brews a warm cup of tea and holds you warmly as you drift off to sleep. He makes sure you know you're safe now and that he's got you, so that not even a nightmare will touch you.

Mitsuhide:

Somehow knew before hand that someone was going to try to kidnap you. Fine, they want to play? Let's play.

Sets an elaborate ambush to round up your to-be kidnappers. He himself is laying low, ready to teach them a lesson for their foolishness.

Cue his surprise when you knee one man in the balls and elbow another one in the chin. The third one raises his rusty machete but Mitsuhide is quicker. Though the elusive warlord would be lying if he said he wasn't proud of his delicate mouse.

Mitsuhide quickly takes you home to distract you from what could've become a terrifying experience for you. The 3 men lying on the ground are taken home too... to the cold, dark dungeons of Azuchi castle where they won't be seeing sunlight ever again....

Ieyasu:

"Where were you?!" "Do you realise how worried I was?" "I was looking every where for you!" "You promised to have lunch with me!!" The truth just spills out of Ieyasu's mouth as all the tension in his body flows out with his words.

"...What are those rope burns around your wrists?" The nagging pauses as he realises the red marks. When you tell him the cause there's a rush of anger within him.

He drags you away, to his room and silently pulls out his disinfectants, oitments and bandages. Without another word he tends to your wounds gently.

He acts unaffected by the attempted kidnap, but you can tell he doesn't leave your side for very long for the next few months.

Masamune:

Masamune's away for a day at another province when the kidnapping attempt happens.

He can't believe it when he comes home to hear the commotion that's gone on in his castle - blood on the floor, vases broken, his servants are panicking and his aide is missing and in pursuit of some idiot who tried to threaten your life.

When he hears about how you and Shogetsu tag teamed the kidnapper, he's laughing and wheezing on the ground. Not you biting the kidnapper's arm whilst Shogetsu chomps on the guy's leg!

No wonder there's so much blood in the room. Masamune is proud of his two fierce tigresses - go girls, go! (lol soz I can't remember if Shogetsu was a male or female XD, sorry if Shogetsu's a male)

[jgjmk4-2]

Hello, thank you for tackling the other HC I asked about. I really like the way your write! 💞

So how about a HC of Nobunaga, Mitsuhide, Masamune, Shingen and Sasuke reacting to the MC who's hands shake so badly they can barely write or eat with chopsticks?

It's a very specific idea but I just need some fluff in my life. 🥹

Aw, thank you! Here is your fluff! 🥺 Thanks for being so patient for my reply @lovxhumans!😊

Nobunaga:

Tries to understand it. Cant understand it. It frustrates him to hell and back.

What's wrong with you? Why are you trembling like a scared lamb? The worst feeling is knowing he is the most powerful man in Japan and yet he can't do anything to cure you. He's brought all the doctors from all over the world, fed you all the medicine that might work and yet he still sees those beautiful hands tremble

Will kill anyone who dares to laugh at you, especially anyone who so snickers when you're trying to eat or read your shaky handwriting

Everytime he sees you start shaking he gently tells you to stop, he holds your small hands in his warm ones until it stops, telling you you're perfect the way you are when you try to apologise for being troublesome.

Mitsuhide:

At first he found it funny; why is my little mouse shaking like a little mouse?

When he realises you can't control it, the laughing stops. He observes you carefully, watching out for what your triggers are and what makes your shaking calm down or go away.

Once he's got a pretty good idea of that, it's a simple matter of eliminating your triggers. Does it happen when you're cold? Tight hugs to keep you warm. Does it happen when you're nervous and people are watching? No crowds for you.

When you're shaking horribly at a banquet, he will immediately take you away to another room. You wait together until the shaking stops and only go back in once he's very sure that you're okay with going back in.

Masamune

Challenges anyone to a duel if anyone dares to laugh at your struggles.

Jumps at any opportunity to distract you from your shaking hands. Will act so silly people are staring at him, not you.

Treats your hands shaking like it's a normal thing that everyone has so that you know you're not the werido or a freak those judgemental idiots shout. Your hands shaking is as casual and normal as simply forgetting to wear a thick haori in winter to him.

In front of you, he acts very casual about your hands shaking, "Oh, you're shaking again? C'mere, let me fix that for you!" And it's because it's a part of you he's accepted fully - to him, there is nothing wrong with your hands shaking as long as you're not sick.

Shingen:

When he first sees you shaking, he has a massive frown on his face. He was so worried that you were sick or something. He was so worried maybe you were hiding a big secret about your health from him like he did last time.

One afternoon after you finish having tea with Sasuke, Shingen, drops by and says 'we need to talk tonight'. He didn't mean to make you so nervous, he was just so busy but didn't want you to fall asleep first before he could talk to you tonight. God your hands were shaking.

It was quite a sight when he returned to your shared room and saw your whole body shaking. He actually panicked real bad because he thought something was terribly wrong. When he finds out it's nothing life threatening, he relaxes. After learning about your hands shaking from anxiety he is now always on the look out for your shaking hands. He'll hold them gently in his to give you comfort in crowds where people might judge.

When people ask about it, he always says that his angel is trying to shake him off and return to heaven so he's got to quickly catch your hands so you don't fly away!

Sasuke:

Is she too cold? Is this early signs of Parkinson's? So you have some sort of neurological disorder? Severe anxiety? Sasuke is relieved he known a bit of modern medicine to at least identify some of the causes which might lead to your hand shaking

But he curses himself for not knowing anything more than that. Even in the present there was no cure a disease like Parkinson's. Stressed and upset that you have to deal with a closed minded society that does not understand, Sasuke is forced to go back into the present to find some help for you. He calculates day and night for the next hazy storm that will bring both of you back and promises that he will do the best he can to come back to the Sengoku period once you're cured or have some sort of remedy. (Meanwhile Kenshin is an angry boy that his ninja is leaving).

You find a remedy in the present - some medicine that will ease the shaking and the two of you return to the Sengoku period. But that only lasts for so long, especially when you have to take a pill a day and without modern technology Sasuke cannot make anymore.

Sasuke puts his head down and he's back to calculating day and night. This time, he brings you to the future where he hopes there's a cure. If there is none, then he'll just have to go further into the future. The two of you will become a time travelling duo because there's nothing Sasuke won't do to make sure you don't have to suffer anymore.

...

On a side note, I recently downloaded ikesen again. I tried to do a data transfer but I guess I took too long to do it because my data couldn't be found (I uninstalled the game 1-2 years ago I think?) 😭 I didn't want to start again so I uninstalled again rip lol

But there are so new characters that I don't even know now and the new act 2 and prologue makes my head spin 😵 Kichou was kinda cute though😩 but with all the new stuff I don't think I can keep up 😢

[jgjmk4-2]

Ok whatever characters you want +kenshin and kennyo reaction to Mc calling them "babygirl" you dont have to but I thought it'd be funny 😭

Oh god, I haven't touched this account in AGES 😭 I also stopped playing Ikemen Sengoku so I don't know any of the new characters or if I can still write in character for everyone.

Kenshin, Kennyo, Nobunaga, Yukimura, Ieyasu and Sasuke reacting to MC calling them "Baby girl"

Kenshin:

Who tf is baby girl? Cue the super confused bunny boy with a big frown on his face

When he realises you're calling him baby girl? Absolutely not. He is manly! Strong! And thirsts for blood!!

But wait. Baby girl? That's you. That's the soft and cuddley, needs-to-be-protected-at-all-costs you. Yes, you are baby girl. Baby girl shall now be your new nickname, but only behind closed doors, lest his men hear him uttering the words "Babygirl"

Once, you caught him calling his bunnies his baby girls - you swear you weren't jealous one bit 🤡

Kennyo:

Kennyo asks no questions, just makes statements: "Babygirl". What does that mean. I am a man.

I will not be called baby girl, and I will not call you ba- b- baby gi- girl, he says, his eyes darting around the room as he lowers his voice to barely a whisper.

When you call him baby girl again he nearly falls out of his seat! Stop! Don't call me that, what if someone hears??

Cue Ranmaru sheepishly poking his head around the corner and the BIGGEST blush on Kennyo's face.

Nobunaga:

A mix of Kenshin and Kennyo. I am not Baby girl. You are.

You want to call me Baby girl? You will do well to stop, he says while blushing, or I will get the whole of Japan to call you baby girl.

When you stop and think that's that, Nobunaga hits you with those words when you least expect it: He'll whisper those words in you ear during your nights of passion, just before you're at your peak 😳

With a cheeky look on his face as you flush under him, he decides that is now your new nickname.

Yukimura:

B-Baby girl??? He stutters. I am NOT a baby girl!! Yukimura is super defensive, and bristles at being called baby girl.

Blushing, stuttering, he looks like he's about to run away

To his absolute horror, Shingen turns the corner with the biggest smirk on his face, "what's this? Yuki getting shy about being called... baby girl?"

Yukimura has stopped functioning.exe

Ieyasu:

Has the same reaction as Yukimura's reaction: I am NOT a baby girl.

But unlike poor Yukimura, you called Ieyasu baby girl late at night when no one would hear (Thank god, Ieyasu wouldn't have known what to do if Masamune or Nobunaga heard).

Cue his cheeky smirk as he turns the tables and calls you baby girl, turning you into a blushing mess.

Oh? Seems like someone wanted to be called baby girl instead? If you like it so much, I guess I’ll have to oblige, baby girl. Now look at who’s blushing.

Sasuke:

Being called baby girl? He accepts it in all its ✨grace and glory✨

In fact, you’re stuttering when, without missing a beat, he replies with, “yes, daddy?”

“Sasuke, are you... ok???” “Is there something wrong with lwittle Sasu, daddy?” 🥺 👉 👈

Ok, absolutely not. You never call him baby girl ever again.

[jgjmk4-2]

Okay... guess who got their Ikesen account back. Me. I got it back, and I have a whole ton of items to blow 😏

I remember using a lot of all my items on to get that hair and those eyes and I still love them!! 🥺🥺

[jgjmk4-2]

I fell in love with Jujutsu Kaisen. Oops.

1. Click and hold on the gif

2. Drag to see your result (still holding onto the gif)

3. Have fun and tell me what you got! :D

NOTE: If clicking and dragging gets you the same result each time (seems to be like that if you’re using Google Chrome :/), or if you’re on mobile, screenshot to see your results!

[jgjmk4-2]

Celebrating MC’s Birthday:

We always have story events of MC and the other warlords celebrating each others’ birthdays but what about the warlords celebrating MC’s birthday?

Nobunaga: Alright, MC will be here in a few hours, let’s get this party started!!

Hideyoshi: Set up, Nobunaga-sama, we’re not starting without her, we’re setting it up for her.

Ieyasu: Your excitement for the party is a bit too obvious...

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Hideyoshi: OK, it looks good but I want you to move that banner 10mm to the right.

Kenshin [mutters]: I want you to quit moving your mouth and move until you’re 10mm to the right of my sword. 凸(`△´＃)

Hideyoshi: What?

Kenshin: I WANT YOU TO MOVE UNTIL YOU’RE-

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Masamune [in the kitchen, cooking]: Mitsunari, can you pass me the salt?

Mitsunari: Sure! ^_~

Masamune: Thanks, Mitsuna- Wait. MITSUNARI?!

Ieyasu: Sorry, I accidentally let him off his leash. Also, that’s not salt. And it’s not sugar either. Don’t ask me what it is.

Masamune: God dammit.

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Nobunaga [eating konpeito]: There’s not enough KONPEITO

Shingen [eating sweet buns]: There’s not enough SWEET BUNS

Yukimura: There’s not enough WORK BEING DONE, HELLO??

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Kennyo: I have flowers.

Mitsuhide: Great, pass them to me. We can put them in my room, I’ve been wanting to spice up my decor.

Kennyo: Don’t you dare touch the flowers >:(

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Kenshin: Sasuke, let us fight, the man who wins may celebrate with MC

Sasuke: Or, we could not fight and all celebrate together with MC

Kenshin: Ridiculous.

Hideyoshi: It’s what MC said she wanted.

Kenshin [puts down sword]: Okay.  (◕‿◕)

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Shingen: What present did you get our goddess?

Kennyo: I pondered if it would be fine to get her a present. Should I lay my hands on anything, it shall wither away. What if the object, cursed by my hands, spread its disease to her unwavering purity and-

Ieyasu: Just tell us what you got her.

Kennyo: I made her a flower crown.

Misuhide [smirking]: Cute.

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Masamune: I got her a new set of brushes so she can sketch her new haori designs!

Ieyasu: That’s such a stupid gift.

Masamune: Uh-huh, coming from the guy clutching a pink hair clip behind his back.

Ieyasu [flustered]: This! No-! This is- for... for Wasabi!!  (`ー´)

Misuhide [smirking]: So cute.

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Nobunaga: Ninja, what did you get her?

Sasuke [winks blinks]: I got her the usual, a bag of ground spikes. These are special though, they’re reinforced. What did you get her?

Nobunaga [scoffs]: I will give her the whole of Japan.

Sasuke [sighs longingly]: I wish Nobunaga would dedicate Japan to me.

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Yukimura: I got her a pair of socks. With the way she runs around, her socks are probably very worn out. 

Sasuke: Oh, Yukimura...

Shingen: He’s got a long way to go...

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Yukimura: What?! What did you get her, Kenshin?

Kenshin: I got her my heart.

Kenshin: *Raises sword to chest*

Yukimura: WOW WOW WOW STOP!!!

Kenshin: Just joking, I got her sake cups so she can drink with me.

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Shingen: I’m interested in knowing what the snake got her.

Mitsuhide: If you want to know what I got her, you should tell me what you got her first.

Shingen: True. Well I got her some really high quality fabric I saw her looking at the other day.

Mitsuhide [turns away]: Okay, cool.

Shingen: ???? 

Shingen: You’re not gonna tell me?

Mitsuhide [holding a scarf under his coat]: Nah, it’s getting cold, I’m going inside.  ╮(︶▽︶)╭

Shingen: Rude.

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Nobunaga: Hideyoshi, what did you get her?

Hideyoshi: Mitsunari and I got her a set. I got her earrings

Mitsunari: I got her a matching bracelet. I hope she’ll like them!

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Kennyo: I think I hear her coming!

Nobunaga: To your positions!

Oda Forces: Yes!

Uesugi-Takeda Alliance: Don’t tell me what to-

*MC enters*

All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! ☆*:.｡. ＼(≧▽≦)／ .｡.:*☆

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My Boss is One of a Kind

Kenshin: Okay, so the plan is, we storm in with 500 troops to take down Nobunaga's army of 5000. 

Shingen: That’s it?

Kenshin: That’s it.

Sasuke: Kenshin-sama, I’m just going to tell you right now, but that’s not going to work.

Kenshin: Be quiet you. The worst that could happen is that the battle is a bore.

Yukimura: That's the worst case scenario? Don't you think the worst case is something more like... I dunno, you all die???

Kenshin: 

Kenshin: No. What kind of fool would make his death a part of his plan?

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Oda Forces as Authors/Writers!

Nobunaga:

Writes books surrounding mystery, assassinations, political battles. Things that are tense and make you unable to put the book down

Gets his inspiration from his own experiences in war 

But will get a writer’s block easily and can spend months lazing around, thinking about how to write a book even more exciting than the last

Never writes series because he believes the greatest stories are the ones that are told in one sitting

Hideyoshi:

Writes books on advice, slightly dabbles in philosophy and authors beautiful poems which is popular among all the ladies

Is currently begging Nobunaga to allow him to write a biography on the him. He swears he’ll keep it realistic but for some odd reason, Nobunaga won’t believe him... o.0

That one author that can spend hours at his table constructing a new world through words. Stays up real late letting his brush go and the ink flow, soaking into the paper where he gives life to his imagination. 

He forces people to go read his books on advice. For example: “Mitsunari, you need to eat proper meals, refer to my recent book on page 31!”

Mitsunari:

He mainly writes reports, factual political assessments and journal articles. Not much of a creative writer, but does tend to speculate on what new ideas and future directions should be taken

Similar to Hideyoshi, spends all night writing, especially when he has an innovative idea on how the current economic status should progress in the future.

Earns big bucks from interested researchers and corporations doing this

Tried to write a romance book after meeting his s/o but he couldn’t manage the colourful descriptions Hideyoshi can, so ended up writing an autobiography on his perspective and thoughts when he first met his s/o. It’s kept hidden in his shelf, never to be published.

Ieyasu:

Like Nobunaga, writes mystery, but he secretly believes that his writing will never be as gripping as Nobunaga’s. Also writes medical journals, but unlike Mitsunari, uses much more (and sometimes inappropriate) colourful language 

Is a complete perfectionist; has more stories sitting in the drafts than books because “that one’s too predictable, I just didn’t like that one, that one’s just not right, I think I’ve seen that being done before...”

Truthfully, yes, his books aren’t as popular as Nobunaga’s, but it’s actually because they don’t have much advertising!!

But, he does have a very dedicated fan club that wait impatiently on their toes for his new releases :D

Masamune:

Like his personality, his books are wild. Action, fantasy and betrayals!

If John Wick was a book, it’d be written by Masamune. Oh, and there’s always a female lead who falls in love with the bad ass male lead or vice versa ;) 

Almost couldn’t get published once because the editors couldn’t read his handwriting. His imagination moves faster than he writes ^_^;

Writing is his hobby, so his books come out slowly (when he has free time), but they are very entertaining for those who love guns, fights and a bit of cheesy but spicy love. Tends to write series.

Mitsuhide:

The master of thrillers, horror and mystery. His ideas are so advanced they are not understood by normal readers. Poems are not for him either; no one understands them

Throws in little Easter eggs/references to other things in his books all the time

Of all the books he wrote, he did have one hit book which was a mystery/action book loosely based on himself and how he changed since meeting his s/o

After that, he retired his pen (because no one understands his 10000 IQ writing).

Ranmaru:

Used to be a fantasy writer with very good plots twists, but recently has switched to writing and illustrating children books!

Loves drawing short and fun illustrations for little kids and seeing their smiles light up. Would totally write a book with a similar storyline to Shrek

He won the children’s book of the year which made him really, really happy

Is currently looking to expand the genres that he writes and wants to write a book as dashing and cheesy as Masamune’s.

(Uesugi-Takeda Alliance + Kennyo)

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Jujutsu Kaisen Bake off!

Itadori Yuji:

Boom! What was that? An attack? Another cursed spirit? No, it was half the kitchen blowing up because this boy can't cook :(

He tried to bake a cupcake and ended up with burnt charcoal...

The explosion he set off was big enough to catch the collar of Kugisaki's uniform on fire, so afterwards, he spent the remaining time trying to defend himself from the wooden spatula Kugisaki was wielding

Earned last place.

Kugisaki Nobara:

Able to produce a brownie at least, but certainly not delicate enough to make any kind of elaborate cake

Was doing well until Itadori caught her clothes on fire. Got super pissed and stopped baking to beat him up

Made sure she imbued that wooden spatula with cursed energy whilst beating Itadori up. Gojo was secretly proud of her.

Disqualified because her end product was still raw and inedible.

Gojo Satoru:

This man could bake a nice cake if he followed the instructions and wanted to, but would he? Of course not.

Gojo's here to have fun~

Made a 'green tea' cookie but the green colour was actually wasabi. Was smiling real big when the judges took a bite of his hidden bomb - that little shit.

Disqualified for trying to kill the judges and earned himself a good beating from Yaga.

Fushiguro Megumi:

Decent baker. His sister is way better at baking than he is so he spent most of the time wishing he'd ask her to teach her before the bake off

Followed the recipe step by step, and every measurement with accuracy. Managed to ignore the commotion Kugisaki and Itadori were making.

His cake came out pretty good! Not the best but his sister would certainly be very proud of him. His hard work paid off! :D

Placed second. Well deserved. 👏👏

Panda:

Has a gentle, patient heart suiting for baking. Treats his tools and ingredients with care to make sure he gets the best results

May have cheated by enlisting the help of his other forms (i.e., brother and sister) but the judges don't know that.

Enjoyed being the referee for Itadori and Kugisaki's brawl whilst waiting for his cake to bake

Made a delicious cheesecake, placed 1st. Well done Panda.

Zenin Maki:

Was very focused on doing her best to win.

However, baking is slightly harder than she thought it was and watching Kugisaki wrestle Itadori was far more entertaining

Still she managed to successfully make a blueberry muffin, just seconds before the timer went off.

Came in third

Inumaki Toge:

This guy missed the memo. Poor boy made onigiri instead of baking something

The reason he missed the memo may or may not have been due to Gojo 🤔

The onigiri was really good though, even though it had nothing to do with baking

Placed fourth because the rest were just so trash he deserved it for producing something edible.

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Uesugi-Takeda + Kennyo as Authors/Writers!

Shingen:

Illustrates and writes manga, writes poems for the ladies and writes romance books which are totally indulgent self-inserts so he can pretend to have an even bigger harem than he already has

Shingen and Hideyoshi compete for best selling poem book almost every year. So far it is 3 losses and 4 wins for Shingen. Hideyoshi vows to get this year’s crown in the name of Nobunaga (and for some odd reason, I think he will).

Most of his work is aimed at an adult audience and sometimes, it even gets real sensual and spicy

Swears that if he wrote mystery, his books would easily top Nobunaga’s, but he hasn’t tried because of that 0.00000000001% that it won’t ^_^;

Sasuke: 

Writes scientific journal articles but is also a totally secret fanfic writer 

Unfortunately, he’s fanfics aren’t the best because he’s not too good at putting himself in other’s shoes and is unable to describe how his characters are thinking or feeling

But he’s having fun, so hey, that’s all that matters!

In his spare time, he likes to get inspiration by reading manga

Yukimura:

Honestly, he’s really not cut out to be a creative writer because of how blunt and straight-to-the-point he is.

Not that good with fancy descriptions, nor is he good with flowy poems

He also can’t write scientific journals like Sasuke because he isn’t much of a researcher either :(

He is good at writing reports because his impersonal style of writing though! But, that usually just causes Shingen to push all his report writing onto Yukimura >:(

Kenshin:

Writes thriller/horror sometimes mixed with bittersweet romance

His stories are often not easy to read, especially for those looking for something light-hearted.

His best selling story was about a man who slowly deteriorated into a monster that killed others and eventually, was left all alone after he killed all the people he loved with his own hands. The internal dilemma and conflict in the protagonist’s mind as he fought between sanity and insanity was frighteningly well written.

Some say that it was based on his own experiences... but who knows?

Kennyo:

Ahem, Shingen who? Hideyoshi who? This guy is the TRUE master of poems

Only problem is he doesn’t publish his damn work!!! >:(

He’s also really good at calligraphy so sometimes people will come to him and ask him to write a beautiful looking letter

Writes religious scripts in his spare time as well, but again, he tends to keep it a secret

(Oda Forces)