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do you ever feel like a plastic bag

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I Hired a Contract Killer (Aki Kaurismäki, 1990)

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I Hired a Contract Killer (1990) Aki Kaurismäki

January 7th 2023

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i hired a contract a killer

director: aki kaurismaki

1990

germany, sweden

[incorrectdevilsurvivorquotes]

Daichi: You ever get so tired you start seeing spiders?

Joe: Me after I take 17 Benadryl and start seeing the hat man.

Daichi: THE WHO?

Joe: Oh this is not a safe space suddenly

[the-nightpig]

Quando si dice prender due piccioni con una fava...

❤️A. Kaurismaki - I hired a contract killer (1990)

🖤J. Strummer - burning lights

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Tokyo joe’s Menu – Sushi Rolls – Crunchy California Roll and more

Tokyo Joe’s is a popular fast-casual restaurant chain that offers a unique fusion of Japanese and Asian-inspired cuisine.

[moviesiveseenandwanttoremember]

Aki Kaurismäki’s “I Hired A Contract Killer” October 12, 1990.

[hoeakawasupreme]

I just rewatched Magic Mike XXL (legitimately one of my favorite movies of all time) and now I’m thinking about which anime men I’d recast in each of the roles

[akitalockwood]

Do you have a moment to talk about the Heartstopper cast at Pride?? 💜💜💜

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sketch updates!!

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Eşitdim dediler herşey duzelecey...

-kim dedi onu🧐

[bostonfly]

Has anyone seen this movie “I Hired a Contract Killer”?

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Graphics by @thesillydoll for Social Media - Dan Humphrey's fic

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MY DAD DID NOT JUST JOE MAMA MY MOTHER🤡😭😭😭💀

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how they eat pussy/how they eat you out

contains characters from: jujutsu kaisen, attack on titan, tokyo revengers, haikyuu, sk8 the infinity, chainsaw man, genshin impact (I don't play genshin so Idk how accurate it is)

a few of the characters are mentioned twice !!

tw/cw: nsfw, all characters are of age (timeskip tokrev etc), praising, degrading in one, fingering, mentions orgasming,

english isn't my first language so feel free to correct possible grammar mistakes

messy eater, he's sucking and licking all over, spreading your juices everywhere. his face is wet and so are you, he has also made the insides of your thighs wet. he's moaning against your pussy because he loves eating you out. he's so pussy drunk!! he's just enjoying having his head squeezed in between your thighs tbh! wants to stay there forever. you'll have to pull his head away if you don't want to have him eat you out the whole night♡

yuuji, hinata, reki, itto, oikawa, nishinoya, tanaka, eren, yuuta, takemichi, denji, kazutora, angry (souya), bokuto,

your needs first, he sure wants to feel good himself but you first! he's going to make you feel amazing. sucking on your clit while he has two of his fingers inside of you, he's going to make you cum as many times as you want. will praise you. so much. cleans you up after, telling you how good you did. love these guys tbh

nanami, erwin, levi, jean, daichi, geto, inumaki, draken, aki hayakawa, cherry (sk8), mitsuya,

shy eater, shy at first but when the shyness goes away.. heaven. I'm not lying, he'll make you feel better than you'd ever imagine. loves using his tongue when eating you out. won't let your clit stay unnoticed. he'll use his fingers on your clit at first but will use his tongue as he gains more confidence. will circle his tongue on and around your clit. his tongue does magic. amazing aftercare, too.

megumi, armin, langa, kageyama, sugawara, mikey, shinichiro, chifuyu, osamu, albedo,

confident eater, for a reason. he KNOWS he's making you feel good, will 100% tell you and tease you about it. "you're feeling real good, huh? obviously you are, I'm so good at this." will praise you too. will push his tongue in and out of you with unhuman speed, literally so fast??? circles your clit while doing that, will make you cum so fast. just loves you so much and wants to show it to you!!! his aftercare is so good too.

gojo, bokuto, joe (sk8), baji, hanma, ran, rindou, kuroo, atsumu, oikawa, itto, kaeya,

the meanie, complete opposite of the one above. he does not care. he's just going to overstimulate you and do whatever he wants, will 100% slap your ass and thighs. slips a few degrating sentences here and there such as "you're such a needy slut, disgusting" "you're really going to cum again, huh? did I say you could, slut? obey me." probably little to no aftercare. I hate these type of fuckers but anything for the simps!

sukuna, mahito, toji (tbh)

the meanie but with praising and less degrading and also actually good aftercare, self explanatory, just read the meanie part for this

sanzu, smiley (nahoya), hanma again,

♡♡♡

I haven't posted in ages BYE

merry christmas to everyone who celebrates tho!!! love you all ♡