#joes crab shack

[goobersplat]

2002 Y2k Joe's Crab Shack Pastel Tye Dye Crab Plush

[vaporwaves]

joe's crab mojo dojo casa house

[limblesstar]

i think chris redfield deserves to go to margaritaville. maybe in his fruity little tiger shirt. wasting away with a blended sweet margarita

[kittensouls]

“I want an AU where Itachi just fucks off and starts wearing Hawaiian shirts and drinking before 5pm. Itachi tsunade role reversal. Tsunade stays in the village and strangles orochimaru with her own two hands and Itachi fucks off.”

[t00thpasteface]

I’m a fierce defender of Martin and Lucien meeting when Martin was already a priest bc the repressed sexuality and catholic guilt would make this shit so funny

any other iteration of martin would have a fun playful fling with lucien but priest!martin would go absolutely feral on him. it would take a lot of work but the payoff would be spectacular if not outright dangerous. the physics collision sound effects would be heard for miles. the things he would do would make lucien briefly consider converting

[gameclam4]

one thing about me is that i constantly want to crack into a crab and eat it. there’s a program running in the background of my mind constantly that’s just grab cravings

[softwaluigi]

hydrogen bomb is a beautiful name for a coughing baby

[spockvarietyhour]

That dancer at the bar went on for so long during the brawl, I woulda bailed earlier than having bond between my legs.....

[bravevolunteer]

hey. hey. hey. I love you. you are seriously one of the best people I know and you have been SUCH an incredible support for me this year from my highs to my lows and I truly cannot thank you enough for everything. I love writing with you and I love terrorizing coffee shops with you and look forward to every time we laugh and joke around because you are one of my best friends and being your emotional support grad student is such a PRIVILEGE. I know I say it all the time but I’m so proud of you and all your hard work and I can’t wait to give you the biggest hug next week ❤️ 2024 is the year we finally go to joe’s crab shack!

2023 is almost over

why did you hit me with this right when i was leaving work yesterday fuck you

FOR REAL I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AUGHH <33 it has truly been one of the highlights of this year and before to spend this time with you– i truly value every little thing about our friendship from constant coffee runs to watching your progression as an artist to infecting each other with brainrot ( i am Not sorry for what i've caused LMAO ), AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU NEXT WEEK 😭😭😭 ILY

[samuraisharkie]

eating a crab is like sex to me

[yourplayersaidwhat]

(Party arrives in a small seaside city and is looking for the general store.)

DM: You find one on the main street, called "The General Crab Shack."

Bard: Is it run by a man named Joe? Is it Joe's Crab Shack?

DM: ... Well it is, now.

Warlock: I would like to flirt with Joe.

DM: You walk inside and see Joe is a giant crab in a top hat.

Fathomless Warlock: That doesn't change my mind.

[pumpmans]

at least it wasnt joes crab shack i guess

[aibigbois]

Joe's Crab Shack is now serving BEEF

[transfemininomenon]

just witnessed a gender reveal happen behind a Joe's Crab Shack

[coughloop]

showing up at joe's crab shack in a leather suit and leather bib

[yaknowlikenyah]

JOE'S CRAB SHACK