#johnsons baby oil

[loppytaffy]

The most violent and bloody Marvel movie is entirely catered to female gaze. Fanboys can get gay or get out

[misforgotten2]

It was just a dream. But whose dream? Mother's? Baby's? Oh, no it was Father's, that sick bastard!

Parents Magazine November 1944

[vintageadsmakemehappy]

1956 Johnson and Johnson Baby Products

[bottlesandfun]

[stone-cold-groove]

Brighten your nursery with these slumberland cut-outs.

[gilles-montagne-toure]

hibana r6 looks greasy, like she looks kinda faintly damp

Y'know what, shades...

You're absolutely right.

She really does need a better skin-care routine besides wallowing in crisco. It's unhealthy.

[gallimaufryish]

[rirootszi]

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[amuseoffyre]

I have pondered on this many a time before and came to the conclusion that the whole Find-the-Lady game that happened with the babies was God's misdirection to drop off the Messiah when no one was expecting it, with all eyes on the Antichrist. After all "of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only." (Matthew 24:36)

Let me lay out my brain logic:

Johnson is a name that comes from Son of John. John means "God is gracious". God-is-gracious-son. ("What was it he said that got everyone so upset?" "Be kind to one another")

The Christ part of Jesus Christ comes from the Greek word Christos which literally translates to anointed one. Anointing is generally done with oil. Grease is "a thick oily substance". So we have Anointed God-is-Gracious-son.

Jesus was famous for hoarding fishermen who became fishers of men and also for doing fishy miracles. Also Ichthus, a symbol still used in the church today, is a fish. Greasy Johnson won prizes for his fish.

The Antichrist was prophesied to be a rival to Christ - Greasy Johnson and the Johnsonites were rivals to the Antichrist and the Them.

Based on the Nativity stuff, Jesus was born via a human the first time around so it makes sense for the same to happen second time around (unlike Adam, as far as we know - Sister Mary asked and we never got an answer to it and he turned up in a basket)

From what I remember, when Neil and Terry mentioned the potential sequel, it was going to involve America. In the Nativity, Jesus and his family had to go back to the place where his human parents came from. If Greasy Johnson does a DNA test, it will lead him back to America and to Harriet Dowling.

[leaving-grapefruitss]

what i think the obey me boys smell like

lucifer: expensive cologne, wine and sleep deprivation

mammon: axe body spray and 4-in-1 (shampoo, body wash, toothpaste and motor oil)

levi: water

satan: old books, old spice

asmo: a bath and body works

beel: a drive thru

belphie: lavender pillow spray, essential oils

diavolo: aftershave, sandalwood

barbatos: chamomile tea, hand sanitiser and ginger

simeon: dove bar soap, that dark blue nivea body cream and fabric softener

solomon: dust

luke: baby powder, johnson’s body wash and granulated sugar

why have i spent time to think of this

[disgustinggf]

let me put you guys onto something. johnsons baby oil instead of all those expensive ass body lotions n moisturisers w terrible ingredients

[madsmilfelsen]

I think Rust is neat and all but what drew me in was his HANDS. Idk how to explain it, but something about the way he holds things and articulates makes me just. Stare at them. Like I just Know he has rough hands

alright babe, you want to talk about his hands, let’s talk about his hands via timeline

Obviously living in the bush of Alaska requires a lot of manual labor to survive, skin rubbing raw inside leather gloves, blisters from splitting wood, scars from his knife slipping on salmon (v real, I used to filet 500 salmon a summer and baby…. yew, my left hand has gotten nicked more than once— Travis and Rust had a fish camp on the Copper River, probably across the bridge from Chitna and a touch north, and lived way up river between Slana and Nabesna bc I’m making all this up right now and I said so) etc etc so his hands well worn before he got out, moved back to Texas and meets Claire snared by his weirdo allure and bizarre way of handling things— Sophia comes along and I bet he was washing his hands like a maniac, dry as fuck, probably worried his rough hands might make her fussy so held her with her little swaddling blankets at first (compensated with A LOT of skin to skin time but that’s a different ask), carefully petting her hair with just the tips of his fingers, down the bridge of her nose to make her go to sleep. Sophia loved his hands (like mother like daughter fr) could be occupied when he took her fishing by just letting her sit in his lap to play with his fingers, try on his wedding ring, ask why his nails are shorter than mommy’s or why they aren’t soft like mommy’s, map his calluses, trace the lines of his palms until he set a hook and watched him reel in dinner.

(Addition) hol up, hear me out— Sophia rooting around his bare chest and pacified with the curl of his knuckle, Sophia teething and gnawing on his fingers, Sophia learning to walk with her soft pudgy hands in his, Sophia squealing and giggling as he tickles her round lil tummy, Sophia’s only sitting still to get her hair brushed but only for daddy— Rust’s hands becoming the most abused part of his body after she’s gone

Crash era— this man does not give a shit about his hands, the most treatment they get is when he taped them together after breaking a finger, had a punching bag for obvious reasons and beat the shit out of it no gloves no tape constantly bruised. Not a stranger to working with mechanics (in Alaska, Travis would make sure he could keep his equipment running— boat engines, four wheeler oil changes, changing snow mobile tracks etc) and probably took his bike apart and put it back together just to make sure he could be Authentic, different calluses with new tools, divots in his skin lost to the unforgiving scraping bite of metal, hissing when he gets transmission fluid in his split knuckles

1995– habitual hand washing returns, dry as hell, his wrists probably crack and bleed in the winter (very very very rarely is annoyed enough to actual do something about it, probably had to bleed on one of his files— he’d use Johnson and Johnson baby lotion becuase that’s he only shit he knew, definitely drunk cried about it at least once, before sucking it up and swtiching to Vaseline), pull up bars give calluses at the base of the fingers/tops of the palms, just does calisthenics because who the fuck wants to buy equipment. Does all the upkeep on his truck (and thinking about it, this would be the first time he’d be like Alone alone in a long while, no handlers, no Iron Crusaders, no backstory upkeep, no dad, no wife, probably takes truck parts inside and cleans them on his kitchen counter because no one is there to say what the fuck are you doing— “we don’t mind being alone” okay Okay sure honey) Makes it worse by the talcum powder in his rubber gloves or licking his fingers to go through case files or staying too long in the dry archives where he can’t smoke so probably tapping his mouth, rubbing circles on his knuckles with his thumb or running it along his nails— don’t know what flavor of adhd that man has a strangle hold on but he can’t sit entirely still, fingers moving with the bits of his mind that aren’t occupied to keep himself from distraction, pretending he didn’t lose his patience with his fatherhood.

2002– Laurie :) home girl said that’s enough! Probably got recommendations from surgeons and plys him tins of hand salve, he doesn’t like the greasy feeling, but his girl is askin’ he won’t say no babey!

2012– full circle, back to them Alaskan fishing boat hands, type of hands that snag fabric (my husband isn’t a mechanic but does work with his hands and I can’t wear silk around him) and hair gets caught on, the man does not own a brush, finger combs his hair once a week and puts that shit in a hair tie, done with it.

[lucysarah-c]

I come here ... To tell you all a little accident that happened lately in my life lol so you can laugh of me or with Me!

It all started a couple of weeks ago. I was at the gym looking at my boy and noticed that I had a bunch of redish little spots all over my arms. I didn't pay it much mind because I have rosacea, sensitive skin and I am paper white so I always get very red all over my body.

But I started to worry when it began to become very red, almost purple and I had tiny teeny bruises all over my arms. They were like freckles but bruised. I took the chance when I had an appointment with my dermatologist and she simply said "it's the rosacea". Which I found weird because I have had rosacea for almost all my life and this was the first time happening.

But it only got worse from it, it appeared on my legs or my chest etc. And I tried to not pay it much mind, until I was getting ready for the gym once again and my mom gasped. I had BRUISES ALL OVER MY BACK, my inner arms they I couldn't easily see, the back of my legs. They didn't hurt but it looked like I had been completely beaten up!

I had an appointment with my doctor, he tried to decipher if it was a fungus, bacteria, parasite, etc. Until he stood up and said "... This looks more like an allergic reaction, have you eaten something out of the ordinary since this started?"

"No,"

"Medication?"

"No."

"Creams, body treatments?"

"No ... Well, I mean yeah but it's impossible,"

Around a month ago! I asked my dermatologist what I could use on my body they could help with the hydration. I have extremely dry skin and where I live is winter. They recommended Johnson & Johnson to me hypoallergenic baby oil, why? Because it's HYPOALLERGENIC.

Allergenic test, dropped the baby oil for a couple of days... GUESS WHO THE FUCK IS ALLERGIC TO BABY OIL?!?!

I mean ... I'm so frustrated and I feel so stupid 😂😂 WHO is allergic to baby oil?! It's used on BABIES!!!

This is insulting.

[traditionaldream]

Beauty products that I swear by (All of them are vintage and one is homemade!) 🎀

Nivea Creme: This is the best moisturizer! I use it on my body as well on my face and it leaves my skin very smoth. It works very well as an eye and neck cream. All the benefits in one place.

Johnson's Baby Oil: Another great product. After shaving, it leaves the skin so smooth, and I recommend mixing it with the nivea creme for an easier application of the cream, since it is quite thick.

Lux Soap: The only thing I use to wash my body! They have a wide range of scents and colors. They smell so good and leave your skin with a pleased clean scent.

Lipsticks: Revlon's "Certainly Red" and L'oreal's "Cristal Cerise": My go to lipsticks. One is a bright red, very 1950s (because it is from around that period) and the other one is more of a brown-red, with glitter, which reminds me of the 1970s

HOMEMADE BODY SCRUB: Just mix coconut oil and coffee grids in a jar and then apply the mixture to your body. It's all natural and actually lasts a long time if you keep it in a clean and dark drawer or cabinet.

Vaseline: I use it on my lips.

[wordsandgears]

Midnight burger posting at midnight

In an Au where the EX “rescued” Ted (A.K.A hostage/ forced vacation as Casper puts it) along with Casper:

Casper’s whole thing with Ted is to get him out of his shell (he sees himself in Ted and hates that he can relate to the helplessness of determinism and its shackles, for he too once felt the burden of mundanity)

Ted’s adamant that someone is coming to get him and almost ejects them out into space in whatever vessel the EX was driving

(the EX is very good at holding people in place)

Every time they stop somewhere they have to wrangle him in, I picture Casper making a joke about needing to get one of those child leashes for him

That usually makes him so offended that he forgets about escaping and they can carry on with their journey

Wherever they are Ted has something to say about the state and the use of whatever planet/space object they’re on (Ted propaganda, always some sort of false)

Very unwelcome in red’s rectangle (should’ve stayed behind but is very untrustworthy)

Ted’s wild west persona would be a priest with a past more sullied than an oil spill in the ocean.

Escalating tensions with his tries of descalations of repeating laws and penal codes, not really playing along but also not not playing along.

Not as smooth as Casper and not as gung ho as Ex,

Like Casper in the before Throwing-Ava-into-deep-space times Ted would be adamantly against any “meaningless” detours that extend their time together.

Helping with the jailbreak cements the fact that Ted is a traitor, and a bittersweet (at lest in Ted standards) reunion makes him finally look back in his actions, though outwardly he acts the same to most

(except to Casper and Ex due to the fact that being that powerful and that old you could probably read anyone)

At the battle of time’s melody Ted is solemn yet abrasively uncooperative

There’s three ending for Ted in this Au. (1.like Canon he wonders the universe, by his own valuation) ((2.he gose with BurtBurt to simply see what’ll happen, maybe to gain some semblance of routine he once had)) (((3.and most outlandishly, he stays and raised plant babies with a sentient bush and inter dimensional robot)))

Character design

BurtBurt - I imagine she always wears a fur coat, like most people of her race she has three sets of arms, one set is always crossed and another always has a pen and paper in hand. Her hair has cartoony swirls at the ends and her skin is a very pale pink

Verge - basically double trouble from she-Ra but blue, wears the space equivalent of any weather survivalist gear. Color blind

Minski - a more human humanoid spider, looks human except for the six arms protruding out the back and eight pitch black eyes. Waits finely tailored suits.

Shell - looks like a bush, has holly berries growing on them sorta like a birthmark or defining characteristic

Ava - how I imagine manuela dominguez form the magnus archives, white lab coat, long straight thick black hair, brown skinned.

Gloria - a Mexican Justina Machado, long dark brown curly hair that reaches her back that’s always tied in a bun or ponytail, her outfits are always pristine and bright as if she just got them that day.

Casper - Jake Johnson, grey hairs

Leif - just Leif

Random thoughts

PolyBurger should be a thing - let the employees and the boss and the regular kiss while HR looks on in jovial disapproval.

[conniesconscious]

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Baby products not only smell good,

but they also make your skin baby soft.

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One of my favorite go to scents is a powdery smell. It smells very light, comforting and feminine. I use a baby powder scented perfume oil that I got from a beauty supply store. I put vaseline on first then the perfume for the smell to last longer. I also carry a mini Johnson’s baby lotion bottle in my purse to moisturize parched hands.