#joyuriswife

[motheryves]

just wanted to tell y'all abt KOSA. kosa (kids online safety act) is a bill that limit the amount of explicit content that kids view. sounds good, right? nope. the bill is written by a bunch of fucking bigots. so the "explicit" content includes LGBTQ+ & other minorities. that means they can sue the website for having queer content. so yk how ao3 shut down & we're all freaking out? imagine if the website was permanently shut down or heavily limited bc this bill was passed? & then they come after tumblr, tiktok, twitter, wattpad, etc.

@omarsbigsister on tiktok has really good videos about this bill regarding more info

this is the link in her bio:

please sign the petitions. this is our spaces at risk.

[motheryves]

when miss sza said "i need a big boy" she isn't talking about muscular boys. she talking about fat boys. big belly niggas. chubby mfs. round bitches.

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had to do my boy some justice 🫡

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shitttt the way its looking, we might be going back to 2007, doing them youtube fanfics 😭

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fanfic writers listening to a song to find their fanfic title:

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pokemon b&w au where everything is the same except whenever iris speaks, somebody goes "AND I DONT WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME."

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this is true hater activity. niggas got so mad over fanfiction that they made the website go offline for a whole ass day 😭

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it's 2023, i'm bored. pokegirls & what gyaru sub-style they would be.

misty - amekaji. she has a more tomboy style than the other girls & since amekaji involves mostly pants and shorts, i can see her liking it. she'll probably add pink & red clips into her hair. put her hair into pigtails or keep that stiff ass side ponytail she been having for the last 25 years. & out of gyaru, she would DEF into decora-kei (y'all know that salon episode?)

may - old school gyaru & kirugumi. she likes the simplicity of the old school style. esc the make and outfits. it's something she can get at home but also at a thrift store. she can whip up a cute outfit that can be found in her dresser. & since she got norman's money, she has some brand in there. and for kigurumi, it's onesies and they're cute. she def has a skitty onesie. owns more onesies than clothes.

dawn - kogal, hime, old school, every damn thing. she steals her old school clothes from johanna's closet. she got that rich girl money so almost all her hime stuff is brand. she makes half of her stuff. skirt too long? look, now it's a mini skirt. not enough fur? get her some faux fur fabric. she knits her cardigans. oh, and you think three substyles are enough? nah. she does it all. manba, yamanba, rokku, mode, etc. SHE DOES IT ALL (that excludes agejo.)

iris - "whats gyaru?" jk jk but i can imagine her being manba. she thrifts her clothes. maybe use a couple things from her closet that she already has. i feel like iris wouldn't really like the feeling of the lashes so she draws them on. if she feels like it, she puts on mascara.

serena - romagyaru. it's hime's casual twin sister. it's comfy, soft, and cute. she already has the wardrobe for romagyaru so she just pulls that out. she goes shopping for her clothes once and a while.

lana - ganguro. SHE FUCKING LOVESSSS GANGURO. now lana wouldn't do those real deep tans, but she would tan once in a while. she loves make her co*de as random as possible. her make is always out of the blue. she just loves it with all her heart

mallow - manba. she saw lana do ganguro and decided "that's cute. let me do it cuter." one thing she loves is drawing the cat whiskers. she also wears her onesies (manba is sometimes paired with kiragumi). most of the time, she wears things from her closet.

lillie - romanba. she wanted to be in manba but she also wanted to be in hime. boom, she got into romanba. she convinced gladion to give her some brand. she makes some of her clothes herself. she also convinced gladion to get her some makeup (she stole his eyeliner too).

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i will forever die on this hill that zoey is a country girl & dawn is a city girl.

zoey grew up on the farm with her grandma & grandpa. if she isn't practicing, she washing them veggies from the community garden 😭

her grandparents were not supportive of her wanting to be a coordinator. they wanted her to work on the farm but zoey was like "fuck them animals, bitch" and went her merry way.

then we have dawn. there is not a moment of peace in her city. in her neighborhood, it's some peace, but when she gets out (specifically downtown sinnoh), it's literally so loud

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GOODBYE TO MY NIGGA ASH. HE WAS A REAL ONE FR ☝🏿

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pokemon is really ending. not I'm not okay

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"here's to the good times ahead" get ready for the fanfics. ik yall typing that shit in yall ao3 titles as i speak.

[motheryves]

my favorite pkmn headcanon is that the coordinators and showcase girlies have beef and they fight on twitter spaces. serena hosted them and she's on mute until it ends.

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made a lil voiceover lol.

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i can't get over this shit fr. like pokemon really ended. we ain't getting no more ash and pikachu. LIKE THIS SHIT REALLY DONE 😭