"Oh, it's Kate, Kate Bishop. You probably know my mom, she got arrested last Christmas, it was a whole thing."
"KATE. Stop. Talking."
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Context: Dr. Drakken and Ron tracked down and found the person responsible for pulling Snowman Hank from the TV schedule. He also refuses to put it back on air.
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arrested for grooving too hard, can i hear a wahoo?
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April: I’m gonna need a mutant egg and I can’t have you ask any questions why
Leo, about to come out in the most bizarre way possible: Only if you also don’t ask why
Leo: *pulls out a basket full of unfertilized mutant turtle eggs from under his bed* Take your pick
April:
Leo:
April: This one is fine
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Alright I might need some help with this one. I found the scraggliest looking astartes hiding in my shed just now (we've been having a lot of snow so I'm not surprised). I got them in the garage at least and started checking for chaos icons, but I'm not sure I recognize the poor little guy coloring? He's mostly yellow with black and white checkerboards on the pauldrons?
Gotta try and get the lil guy cleaned up and fed, he seems young or underweight or something.
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mutual 1: egads this alluring tempting siren is leading me towards sharp and jagged rocks aaaaugghhh [picture of an anime man]
mutual 2: NOT MY UNCLE GETTING INTO CRYPTOCURRENCY
mutual 3: im like if an object was forced to be alive and go to university and have a job
mutual 4: samson and benny from the wild (2006) had a little something something going on you know its true
mutual 5: the sorcerer has harmed me once more
mutual 6: hiiiii :3 [posts beautiful showstopping incredible renaissance level work of art]
mutual 7: she's nightmaring on my before til i christmas
mutual 8: omg you guys i promised a witch the soul of my firstborn in exchange for riches and good fortune but idk i changed my mind what do i do? [poll with the options "throw water at her", "go through with the deal" and "option for meeee :3"]
mutual 9: what is wrong with him [picture of a cat sleeping]
mutual 10: i loooove grapes ^_^
mutual 11: (/nbh) oh my god grape fans are so annoying okay we get it you like grapes 😒 shut up
mutual 12: you just lost the game lol
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lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship
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