#just as a dad and coparent

[shadowycorner]

The new season of Ginny & Georgia had NO business being as good as it was.

Like the writer's room really put on their big girl pants and said y'all have played enough, it's time to put my actors to WORK.

Damn.

[kingdomvel]

Every time I see a fic or post about Steve deciding to have children with Robin as a surrogate it's always with an ivf and no. They wouldn't do that. You don't understand the vibe. They would 100% do it at home, classic style. Well, not classic classic. But a close approximation. I'm talking about Steve, or Eddie if this is Steddie, no, scratch that. Steve AND Eddie jerking off and coming into the same cup, getting the mix into a syringe (a baby russian roulette of sorts) and giving it to Robin to just... put it in.

It's cheap, easy, fast... sure, it's a bit weird jerking off when you know your friend is doing the same in the next room (because Steve had insisted that it was more effective if Robin came too "I read it in a book!" "From what century dingus?") But it works!! One try and there it is. A baby dingus in the oven.

[jerreeeeeee]

can we talk about how tesseralia makes tres horny boys who they are and parallels them in story and song beautifully. magnus coaching a group of kids and encouraging them and telling them they can win when all the odds seem against them vs hoisting angus on his shoulders and telling him to let the world know they won. taako’s first profound experience of the bonds formed through cooking vs developing the power to fight the embodiment of despair and apathy through cooking a meal with somebody. merle’s first meeting with his greatest enemy who’s completely ideologically opposed to his commitment to love and joy vs his last moment with his old friend john appreciating the beauty of the world together

[mikereads]

Eddie: Hey buddy listen it’s okay. You don’t have to play chess just because your grandpa loves it okay. We love you and me and your dad support you in whatever you decide to do, no matter what.”/Chris: thanks dads.

[snackleggg]

Au where Shanks and Buggy became co-captains together.

Their crew is called the Red Pirates, both for Shanks' red hair and Buggy's red nose. Even though they didn't have their falling out, they're still emotionally constipated about each other and having been pining will-they-won't-they style for 20 years while somehow not realising the other feels the same.

They are best friends, they are co-captains, they are partners, they are boyfriends, they are married, they are in some kind of intimate relationship and both want to define their relationship as more but are too scared of ruining the careful balance that their strange friendship rivalry evolved into after all these years.

The moral of the story is change is hard but ultimately good and these old men need to stop pining and start fucking before their exasperated crew actually murder their self-doubting asses.

[princeof-flowers]

Would a Demiprince sired by Sheogorath during the Shivering Isles DLC be like...also Jyggalag's kid? Would they like...technically have 2 dads or maybe even 3?

[wellhalesbells]

Ummm was that a dinosaur I spotted in those Meg II gifs??? At first I thought it might have been a crocodile but after absolutely no scrutiny I was like: dinosaur.

I might need to actually watch this. Do I need to watch Meg I for it to make sense? Even if I don’t should I watch them both anyway? I’m not going to lie those gifs make it look incredible…

That is, in fact, a dinosaur because Meg 2 was like: well what's better than a seventy-foot shark? And the answer was watching a seventy-foot shark eat a Tyrannosaurus Rex. And they were right.

Yes, you 100% need to watch this and join me in my delusional fantasies - I have now watched this three times in three days, dialogue skeletoned a 5+1 fic and need to find time to watch it yet again so I can make sure my gestures and content are pitch perfect.

You do not need to watch Meg the first for this to make sense, it will just deepen your affection for the legacy characters, which is never a bad. Plus, there are a few callbacks (that make it more of a gay underwater romance) that I missed the first time I watched it (which obviously did not hinder my enjoyment) and on day two, I watched both back to back and caught them. (3.5. This is a movie about sharks eating dinosaurs, underwater research bases, giant carnivorous octopi, Fun Island, and two dads coparenting a teenager who can run circles around them - so just to note: it also does not need to make sense.)

That said, I absolutely recommend watching Meg the first. It was a hoot and it makes Meg the second more fun because once you start off that strong, you have to go wackier, right? Once you get to two, you're like: okay, I know why we are at this level of wacky and you have my stamp of approval.

It is, in fact, incredible. JOMING 5EVA (I gave them a ship name, I think I can do that when - at least last I looked, which admittedly was last week - I've got the only fic going [granted, it is unposted but nOT FOR LONG] and there are less than ten of us, haha.)

[toasteaa]

cursed to suffer with baby smooth men (to be fair i cant say much zhongli is baby smooth but sylvie got hair in some places... bush...). BUT WRIO NON HAIRY IS SO EVIL WYM THAT MAN IS OOZING WITH BUSH AND HAIR EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!

Zhongli and Neuvillette being bald as hell is SO funny to me LIKE??? Damn that's why their hair is so long, they can't grow it anywhere else SKIUJGNHSKIJUGSN

I do not mind bald ass dragons, they have to be aero/geo/hydrodynamic after all AND that means the scales can shine through instead. That's a win-win situation in my mind. The most I could see on either one of them is like, some downy pubes. A strip of a happy trail. Sylvie is not Sylvie without their hair though, I might actually start a riot if I ever see Sylvie without at least a sprinkle of body hair. Where is her bush. You put that wig back on their coochie or else 😠🫵🏾

ALSO YES BALD ASS WRIOTHESLEY IS SO???? PLEASE THAT IS SO EVIL DO NOT DO THIS TO ME EVER!!!!! Where is his seasoning...his spice...it's called salt and pepper for a reason...

He is not Wriothesley without that peek of chest hair or his hairy arms or his scruff okay. People have to stop showing him to me when he's bald and twinked up, I NEED to see that man properly beefed and seasoned like he was always meant to be AKJBAKJ

[sunshine-zenith]

The other night, for some incomprehensible reason, I dreamed Bakugou and Shigaraki’s moms started dating while their kids were little

I haven’t watched or read MHA in years and only occasionally browse the tags out of curiosity, but I get the vague impression that certain events from the last couple chapters would make this scenario a bit awkward

[br0kewizard]

sitting at my kids little league baseball games, freezing my ass off and the only source of warmth is my wife on my side, while i watch my kid suck at baseball makes me wanna do baby fics

[browniesarethebest]

I've been reading a lot of rottmntx2012 tmnt dimension travel fics but one that I haven't seen but would love to see is one where Mikey, Splinter, and Draxum are sent to the 2012 universe. I just want Draxum and Splinter fighting over Mikey's affection a la that hidden city episode and the 2012 characters being weirded out over it (especially since Leo is usually considered the favorite even if they don't really say it)

[weirdbabs]

you know. i hope johnnys home life is okay. like. its implied that his parents dont love each other, but i hope that hes not living in a household where they fight all the time. i hope theyre separated but actually coparenting him, not using him to to fight with one another

[science-lings]

I'm having the problem of there being too many comics so if anyone is feeling nice enough to recommend their favorite runs that would very cool and appreciated

[candorverity]

Can we talk abt how Tonks and Teddy could be A+ genderfluid or agender rep if people were brave abt it? Bc my god, gender queer Tonks and Teddy would be the raddest things I've ever seen.

[outer-edges]

r/regretfulparents is my hellscape. i know most of them are just going through hard times and venting and probably don't actually regret it but like. i genuinely think motherhood would be my most awful prison. the whole sub is like the scariest horror game the internet has to offer for me.

[twistedappletree]

The orphan distribution system trope in the MDZS universe is so top tier honestly