diet? Thats crazy, I always thought you should actually eat more… you’re looking a little thin. Here sit down let me take care of u sweetie
here, open up
awww poor thing, you must be sooo hungy, practically starving yourself on your “diet”. Who told you to do that? No no no, they’re idiots
here let me get you another plate
oh, your tummy hurts?? well I’m not letting you get up until you finish your food sweetie. I mean look how much you took! You can finish it. Right? For me?
"A while back, I had the opportunity to work on a Just Eats commercial for OnePixelBrush
It was a fun project, and the set design was a really fun challenge to come up with these ellebarote spaces. I was tasked with creating a grand dining hall with a grocery shop leading into it, but unfortunately, this location didn't make it to the final cut—expect the table with the shushi train
The project was done under OnePixelBrush"
Because they measure calories in food by IGNITING THE FOOD ON FIRE.
In a real shocking development, human bodies DO NOT light food on fire internally when we digest food
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BMI is utter bullshit, calories are bullshit, "you just need to burn more calories than you consume" is BULLSHIT.
Metabolism is complicated. Bodies are individual and react individually to different foods. I grind black pepper on a meal, that would send my friend V to hospital.
Just Eat is a service that will quite happily show your private information (full name / address, phone number, portions of payment information) to anyone that has your password, in the year 2023, with no options for authentication beyond a password.
It will also allow anyone with a password to delete your account with no verification - whilst also not allowing you to change the email of your account without contacting the support team.
This stinks of someone's first implementation of something, and also reeks of "Wait, I'm supposed to trust them with my private information and payment details? what the fuck?"