#just two dudes being dudes

[masteroffakesmiles]

Happy (late) valentines

[mih4nn]

Rathos (i want to end myself)

vs

Athos (MY PUSSY IN BIO)

[fearsomeandwretchedandwrong]

Fellas is it gay to have all three of your movies be about you desperately trying to find and save your bro? Like if you're bro was a chick it would definitely be a romance but like it's not romance cause you totally only have platonic feelings for your bro.

[softly-n-sweetly]

aww did you have a stressful day? would you like to lay your head in my lap and suck on my tits while i slowly jerk you off and run my fingers through your hair?🥺

[salemsimss]

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Sorya: How are you holding up? Are you doing okay?

Juliana: Yeah! Honestly, it's not painful at all. It feels relaxing if anything.

Sorya: Okay, great! Just let me know if you need a break at any point.

Juliana: Yes, boss.

Sorya: [Snort] It feels weird having you call me that outside of work.

[Tattoo machine noises]

Juliana: Oh my God, did I tell you about this weird customer we had come in last night?

Sorya: I don't think you did! What happened?

Juliana: So this guy came in, acting all high and mighty and stuff-

Sorya: [Scoff] Typical.

Juliana: Pfft, yeah. But for some reason he would not shut up about his sex life.

Sorya: Oh God...

[Chattering]

Juliana: So Rahul was serving him- poor fucker, and out of nowhere he brings up that Isaac Osario dude.

Sorya: What did he say?

Juliana: I can't remember all of it, but if I remember correctly, he was talking about how he was going to fuck him up, and make him his bitch or something. I don't know...

Sorya: Oh...

Sorya: Huh, it'd be interesting to see how that would go. I heard Isaac's pretty brutal on the streets.

Juliana: Oh he is! I've seen him fight; he's not someone you want to mess with.

Sorya: So I've been told...

Juliana: Told?

Sorya: Yeah. I asked Tom about him the other day- only out of curiosity, and he pretty much filled me in.

Thomas: Hey, can I ask you something before I forget?

Sorya: Yeah, sure. What's up?

Thomas: I'm thinking of going up to Carlisle in mid October to surprise my Mum, and I just wanted to ask if I'm good to book some time off to do so?

Sorya: I don't see why not? It's been a while since you've last seen your family. How is she, anyway?

Thomas: She's doing okay! She's got a bit more movement in her left leg, now.

Sorya: That's great! I'm glad to hear she's doing better. Put the request through online, and I'll check with Dan.

Thomas: Thank you!

Thomas: My Mum asked about you, you know?

Sorya: Really?

Thomas: Yeah. She mostly just asked how you were- she really wants to meet you.

Sorya: We're gonna have to arrange something, then.

Thomas: Yeah. She'd like that. She really likes you.

Sorya: I see you've been saying nice things about me, then.

Thomas: Well, it's not like I have anything bad to say about you.

Sorya: I find that hard to believe, Tommy.

Thomas: Okay fine, next time I'll tell her about how you're a workaholic who doesn't know when to take a break, and that you have weird eating habits.

Sorya: Leave my eating habits out of this!

Thomas: [Laughs] But seriously, though. You're the only person I know who eats food in a certain order based on the least liked to the most liked food.

Sorya: Is that not normal? I swear everyone does it! Even Isa- my old housemate, Isaiah does it. Maybe you're the one with the weird eating habits.

Thomas: Whatever you say, weirdo.

Sorya: [Laughs]

Thomas: But seriously, though. I'd like you to meet my family one day, I think you'd get along really well.

Sorya: I'd like that, man. You'll have to be my tour guide and shit- show me around Carlisle.

Thomas: I could show you the Lake District, also.

Sorya: For real? I've always wanted to go there at least once.

Thomas: Looks like you've got some holiday requests that you'll have to put through, also.

Sorya: Right.

[Car drives by]

Thomas: Sorya?

Sorya: Yeah?

Thomas: You still down for the gym tomorrow?

Sorya: Fuck yeah, bro. Just let me know what time and I'll be there.

Thomas: Great! Just... Be careful on your way back. We've had a bunch of shit happen up this road lately. Some older man got jumped by a group of lads the other day.

Sorya: Shit... I'll be careful.

Thomas: You sure? We can get you an Uber or something to get you home quicker.

Sorya: I'll be fine. Honestly. You know me, I can take care of myself.

Thomas: I know. I just worry sometimes.

Sorya: Trust me, I'll be okay.

Thomas: Okay, fine. Just message me when you get back, okay?

Sorya: Sure. I'll see you tomorrow.

[Music playing through earbuds]

[i-demand-a-good-username]

Uh, anyway, Shane is actually besties with Sam (he'd rather die than admit it though) and they constantly do things to spite Joja and Sam can actually get a good reaction from Shane with some of his jokes. Sam and him were kind of awkward at first, but after a while Sam saw him at the saloon one day and went "HEY!! MY BUDDY SHANE!! COME PLAY POOL WITH US!!" so loudly across the building that everyone turned to stare and Shane almost sped-walked out of the place out of embarrassment (he def stayed and played pool but kept his head down to avoid stares).

Sam constantly talks about funny things Shane does and Abigail and Sebastian are like, "??? The quiet, grumpy town drunk??" But after Sam dragged Shane into so many pool games, Shane loosened up and started a tournament with the old arcade games between the four of them (he kicks everyone's asses at it) and now Seb and Abbi are starting to get it.

There's a competition between him and Sam on who can steal the largest item at Joja without getting caught (Shane has the lead with the pizza he gave farmer)

After Shane stops drinking, Sam is adamant on getting Shane to like joja-cola with him (he's not winning, unfortunately)

One time, Sam bet Shane that he could drink a 12-pack of Joja-cola during one break at work and threw up everywhere from the crazy amount of carbination it has (Even though Shane cried actual tears from laughter, Sam still owed him a pizza because Morris made Shane clean it 😭)

Shane will leave Sam maple bars in his work locker when Sam is having a hard time with his family and denies that it was him (Sam knows) His excuse when caught is that he and Jaz prefer the other donuts in the pack

Shane SUCKS at comforting others, but Sam appreciates the awkward conversation because it just means his buddy is trying to be a good friend.

They both run a secret page that basically makes fun of Morris by posting bad photos or just making a meme out of him

Uh, yeah, anyway. Sam and Shane are besties

[starrcrossrose]

“This Is A Bad Idea”

“I Don’t Care”

Uhh HAPPY VALENTINES DAY *throws guys kissing at you and runs away*

If you wanna see more of them I have a LOT on my Patreon. Uhhhh yeah bYE —

[theellipelli]

fun fact this was drawn while watching both versions of 'all quiet on the western front.' can u tell

[gophergal]

Y'know, I think that bed might be too small

[offkilterkeys]

Being a Jane liker is so hard cause you go to her tag and it’s just a bunch of people lamenting how overhated she is and then continuing to ignore her, and being a Jake liker is so hard cause you go to his tag and it’s just tons of people making the most demeaning comments about him cause his character committed the crime of being annoying (unforgivable.)

[laceratedlamiaceae]

Room People

[dreemurr-skelememer]

careful, mr valentine!

[puppyeared]

Pokeymon

@ask-willowleafeon @ask-shiny-umbreon

[wannabemylover]

rewatching the first episode of Hannibal and holy shit I forgot how good this is but it's actually insane that Brian fuller set up the ep like this, he introduces will and Hannibal by first briefly showing them at their core, at the darkest, most vile part of them---we get a glimpse behind the curtain---and then its gone, the curtain is snapped shut and we see their masks, their human suits.

Will empathizes with killers because he likes it, and he wants to kill but he refuses to give into the urge because he knows how much he'll like it and he won't be able to stop. So he lives vicariously through other killers, satisfying his own dark urge by feeding it little morsels of secondhand blood lust. Every crime scene he works gives the urge something that satisfies it, not enough for it to grow, but enough for it be sate. Enough that he can ignore it for long enough that he can walk around and be Professor Will Graham who is Weird, Brash, and Non-sociable.

And Hannibal is a cannibal at night and a psychiatrist by morning.

[mirensiart]

A little wicked

That’s what he calls me

Cause that’s what I am, that’s what I am

[tea-time221]

why is there even discourse ya'll 😭

fabian and riz, romantic/qpr, does not erase riz's asexual identity, nor does it erase his aromantic identity.

the aromantic identity can be displayed in a numerous amount of ways, and none of those ways undermines the other.

you can interpret fanart and other fabriz content in soo many different ways, providing you with the representation you want, but one thing has to stay true and it's that no one should shit on other people's interpretations of the way they portray riz's queer identity.

if people want to look at fabriz content as platonic/qpr, that's all fine and good

if people want to interpret it as romantic, it's also fine and good!

the only thing is that no one should label fabriz as "only romantic" or "only platonic" and then believe that to be so and then enforce it on others.

riz is like,, one of the only good reps we have of the aro/ace identity, surely the entire community can share him 😭 we can all project on him together

and create the stuff u want to see of him!!! if ur complaint is that all the riz stuff is just "fabriz" (which it definitely, 100% isnt), then create stuff of him! you have that power!!! create art, create headcanons, create theories and fanfics!!!! the more content there is, the more variety there will be, and that means there will be more facets of the aroace identity being represented.