#just uhhhhh !!!!! buddies !!!!!!!!!!

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so i might be a shinsou enjoyer. maybe.

[fisheito]

i wanted to see altaria rei then i started goofin around

[blazeeblake]

These boys are clowning. If their team wins it’s witchcraft.

[sparring-spirals]

And the other side of this, of like- Imogen and Laudna acting so differently around Ashton, versus around each other. If you put the three of them together something different (something regular?) spills out. But when they talk, just Ashton to Laudna and just Imogen to Ashton- the common threads stay strung out between them.

Ashton and Imogen talk about each other, and mention Laudna, the agreed similarities between Ashton and Laudna like a shorthand for understanding more, like a glossary in a textbook.

Laudna and Ashton talk about themselves, but refer to Imogen like a thing of admiration, like a wonder. A mirrored fascination like a shared road, like a steady standard, like moths to a flame.

Its not the same as getting them all in a room, we've seen that to an extent. It's like- lights, and crystals, and threads, fuck if i know, things strung up and shining when the light hits them differently and refracting into new colors and directions. Its not a balancing act, exactly, its like a chemical equation.

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

This whole seen is too much for me. Is this byler proof enough for you?

Credit to: @mikesbasementbeets https://mikesbasementbeets.tumblr.com/?source=share

[jessicas-pi]

me: *tries to write a fic where two characters meet for the first time at a party and slowly start to become friends despite the fact that she's a secret agent working against him and he's been assigned to spy on her*

the characters: *insult each other, mock each other, physically fight each other until his parental figure intervenes, sit next to each other at dinner, gossip together, have a low-key romantic dance together, he gets so flustered and confused that he jumps out a window*

me:

me: okay then

[skrunksthatwunk]

yusuke's big ol doe eyes

bonus (SICKENING!!!!!):

[finrays]

If we lived in the Pokemon World, we would have Eevee People vs Pikachu People memes instead of Dog People vs Cat People Memes

Like this;

Someone: What kind of Pokemon do you have?

Eevee Person: He’s an Alpine Leafeon/Glaceon crossbreed, with a little bit of Lowland Jolteon thrown in-

Pikachu Person: A yellow one

[trollbreak]

*has my anxiety spike up really bad out of nowhere in a way that makes me feel suddenly very very vulnerable* wow… just like buddy friend my pal…..

[buckera]

the amount of sixth grade curriculum I'm looking up for this fic is getting exponentially bigger as we move along

[thosetwofirefighters]

WIP Wednesday

me? posting a tag fill on the correct day? who am i and what have i done with myself?! anywayyyy, tagged by @lilbuddie and @the-likesofus aka the bestest people on this whole website

almost all of the writing i've done recently has been finished and posted, and i've already shown y'all all that i wish to regarding my fake dating au sooooo y'all know that scene in The Proposal where ryan reynold's character strips on the balcony before his shower and sandra's character forgets a towel and they end up running into each other naked?

yeah, that. but make it buddie:

There’s a dull thwack that sounds through the room before they both tumble to the ground, Buck on top of Eddie, who is naked, and so is Buck, and what the hell is going on? “Why are you naked?” Buck yells, and Eddie returns the sentiment as he scrambles away. Buck ignores the way his touch felt, the way he wanted to curl into Eddie, hold him down and keep him there, ravish him until they were both satiated and sleepy. He can’t do that—he won’t ruin the best friendship that he’s ever had.

@vancityreynolds what do you think?! hehe

part of me doesn't want to tag anyone else on this because like.....this is just pure crack and it's so silly and rough rn, but also....it's not that deep soooo tagging @justsmilestuffhappens @ajunerose @bloodydiaz if y'all haven't been tagged yet and want to join in!! anyone else who wants to be tagged in the future just lmk! <3

[sword-dad-fukuzawa]

......okay yeah I totally agree with you about Miri; for me the show is on a "well if she isn't TOO annoying for the rest of it I will watch it for black-haired guy" type of thin ice, but we'll see XD

so big mood lol

YEP. SAME. like damn even the other dude's tragic backstory isn't enough for me to like him at this point. aiya buddy daddies you had so much potential

[todayisafridaynight]

if i start crying looking at the super groupies collab pieces no im fucking not

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

My caseworker asked me yesterday if I've ever been diagnosed with depression and it's like. Well first time I asked, they were like yeah sure whatever can we talk about the symptoms of paranoia and cognitive distortion you're exhibiting real fast? And then I asked a few years later and again they were like oh probably but I think the fact that you're like a textbook example of PTSD is more important. And then I asked again a few years after that and instead the guy spoke to me for like 5 minutes and handed me a test for borderline personality disorder, which I got a 100% score on. And then when I was in the hospital post suicide attempt last year, the lady cut me off to be like yeah depression sure ok sounds good now tell me more about the fact that you keep seeing ghosts and people's faces melting and you think people are plotting to beat you to death in the streets.

[devotedlystrangewizard]

cant believe queue fishing studying works

[yuenthevoices]

back on my Cybertronian x Human bs bc uhhhhh yea

In some world where Cybertronians are just getting used to humans (maybe they come to earth or maybe some liaison on a ship idk), of course they would notice how different they are - I think the easiest one to notice would be just how squishy we are. How different flesh and skin feels in comparison to the cold metal they're used to.

Imagine they become good friends with a human - to the point where they're comfortable just having the human lounging around in the servo, maybe idly holding a conversation, maybe just silently going about their business. Either way, Cybertronian just kinda idly remembers how squishy humans are, and kinda just starts...squishing them??

Like not aggressively of course, but just kind of passively pressing a servo around squishier areas. With larger bots who's servo is easily larger than a human - say the human's leaning against a finger as they sit, and the bot's fingertip idly presses against the human's cheek.

With smaller bots - their human buddy is sitting on their shoulder and they're holding onto them with one servo on their leg (they don't want them to fall ofc). Even if they're considered small by Cybertronian standards, their servo is still easily the size of their calf/thigh, and they just squish their leg as they hold them, maybe even moving their thumb as well.

Either scenario, I'd like to think the human is just sorta - freaking the fuck out. Like, they understand that their bot buddy is just genuinely curious, and maybe don't even realize what they're doing. But for humans, those kinds of gestures are just widely considered to be gestures of affection. Even worse (better) if the poor human has feelings for the bot as well.

And for my further amusement - imagine another bot/human pair kinda just so happening to witness the scenario, knowing full well the human is probably having an emotional crisis while the bot is just enjoying the sensation.

"Friend" bot/human pair: *bot not noticing the human looks like they're about to combust*

Dating bot/human pair: "Wanna bet when they'll start dating?" "I'm betting 2 months at most."

Please give some bots that would fit this i'm BEGGING YALL