#just? scroll past posts??? it it's not that hard??

[formulawolff]

omg can i request an alkaline blurb about literally anything as long as toto and gg are there 😭😭

OF COURSE YOU CAN!!!

i feel the need to write a blurb concerning everything that went down this past weekend in singapore. (including the photo of two least favorite people in f1)

here's a little ficlet, just for you! <3

"no. fucking. way."

you hold your breath as your finger hovers over the screen, hand nearly trembling.

on your screen is an image, posted by the official formula one account. it's a selfie, with two men front and center. they're donned in matching mint green pajamas. or were they baby blue? the lighting in the photo made it hard to tell. they're close, one of the individuals bearing a tight lipped smile while the other has a broad grin, flashing a thumbs up.

it was none other than a selfie of zak brown and christian horner.

shaking your head, your thumbs gravitate toward the keyboard, a flurry of tapping filling the space as you type.

not the way i wanted to start my morning but ok! thanks for the jumpscare. :)

instantly, notifications come flooding in, alerting you that your comment was garnering some attention.

yet, there were more important matters to tend to.

springing to your feet, you pad down the hall, pushing open the thick wooden door. the room is dim, sunlight dancing as it filters through the curtains. in the plush bed, there's a swath of blankets, a light snore bouncing off the walls.

curling up to the figure, you place a hand on his shoulder, shaking it back and forth.

"baby, baby. you will not believe what i just saw."

he hums, barely stirring, "and what could that possibly be?"

"the official formula one account just posted. it's a picture of zak and christian."

instantly, an eye opens, the figure letting out a yawn, "i'm intrigued."

"look," turning the phone around, you can't help but giggle at toto's reaction.

his lip forms a sneer, curling in disgust, "what a bunch of fools. they're truly made for one another."

as his eyes adjust to the sudden brightness, they widen a little as you scroll through the comments.

"don't tell me you commented."

"i did," you shrug, "i couldn't just let them live in peace."

"you're a menace," toto shakes his head, an arm wrapping around your frame. it pulls you in close against his chest, "you're lucky that you're under james' supervision and not mine."

"why do you say that?" you can't help but roll your eyes at his remark.

"because i would have to punish you for being a pr nightmare."

"but i'm your pr nightmare," you coo, a hand threading into his fluffy locks.

"oh believe me, i am well aware. and i know that you're only going to continue to wreak havoc the second you step foot into that mercedes paddock."

[psychics4unet]

Your Shadow Side: Pick a Pile to Reveal Hidden Aspects of Your Personality! 💫✨🌑

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Pile 1: 1) The Tower 🌩️ 2) The Moon 🌙 3) The Devil 🐍

The Tower represents sudden upheaval, breaking down old structures. In terms of shadow work, it’s about dismantling old patterns and facing hard truths about yourself. The Moon shows hidden emotions and subconscious fears that have yet to come to light—things you’ve buried deep. The Devil card speaks to being bound by unhealthy attachments, desires, or behaviors you’re avoiding confronting. Together, these cards ask you to confront your shadow by breaking free from harmful cycles and facing your deepest fears.

The cards show that understanding your shadow side requires tearing down the walls you’ve built to hide your fears and desires. Acknowledging the subconscious forces at play and unhealthy attachments will allow you to grow and rebuild yourself. 🌑💫

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Pile 2: 1) The Hanged Man 🌀 2) The Hermit 🕯️ 3) The Chariot 🏁

The Hanged Man suggests you may feel stuck or trapped in your shadow work, but this pause is necessary for reflection. The Hermit is a call to introspection, showing that going inward and seeking solitude can help you understand the darker aspects of your personality. The Chariot shows determination and willpower to move forward once you’ve gained clarity. Together, they encourage taking time to reflect, but once you’ve done the inner work, you'll be able to push forward confidently.

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Pile 3: 1) Death 💀 2) Judgment 🎺 3) The Fool 🌠

Death speaks of transformation and the need to let go of old ways of thinking. It's a natural part of shadow work—shedding the past and what no longer serves you. Judgment is about awakening and facing your true self without fear of judgment. The Fool encourages a new beginning, but only after you've faced and released your shadows. Together, these cards suggest that your shadow side is begging for transformation and a fresh start, but you need to fully face your truths first.

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[takaraphoenix]

It’s not like you’re contractually obligated to read every single post in a tag.

But, I don’t know, if you feel like screenshotting it to post and complain that going through the tag is a hassle in a manner that suggests the post is inappropriately crosstagged, maybe you should read it, after all.

Or just, like a normal fucking person, scroll past posts that are too long for you to engage with and move on with your life instead of screenshotting them to complain. I mean what the fuck.

[oceanwithouthermoon]

ive been unhealthily fixated on kubosai for the past few weeks, i just have no idea how to put it into words. kuboyasu aren and saiki kusuo are in love btw

[shuploc]

If you do an Astarion painting I'm gonna evaporator /pos

Y'know what... It's kinda crazy, cuz I've literally been an Astarion stan since the beta, I'm collecting edits of him like it's pokemon cards too, but I just haven't talked about him on here at all lmao

I will definitely draw him, I guess I'm just gonna throw that out there; there might be a couple of pieces of him sprinkled in amongst everything else down the line. Thank you for the suggestion though, I've mentioned before how I feel pretty bad about drawing stuff from lots of fandoms at the same time, but idk, this time it does feel a little different ❤️

[svtskneecaps]

not to purgatory post in march 2024 but holy SHIT i need to gush about a song off the bolas playlist so listen the fuck up (yes soulfire you too, trust me):

EVIL PEOPLE, BY SET IT OFF. added by Charlie Slimecicle at time of posting it is the 3rd track on the playlist, a spot WELL EARNED, FRANKLY (2nd is ofc punk tactics, used in that iconic animation, and the 1st is a foghorn sound effect for equally obvious reasons)

THESIS: THIS IS THE PERFECT REPRESENTATION OF BOLAS. (it also goes so hard)

in the song, the singer is talking about "evil people" (obv, that's the title). AT NO POINT IN THE SONG CAN I CONCLUDE WHETHER BOLAS IS THE SINGER, OR THE EVIL PEOPLE.

AND THAT IS PERFECT FOR TEAM BOLAS. now listen up chucklefucks

here are the lyrics to the chorus:

"you're just evil people / crackin' smiles and twistin' knives / friendly, but lethal / like the devil in disguise, hiding in plain sight / you're just evil people / and i don't trust a single fuckin' one of y'all"

now listen. bolas GLEEFULLY murdering--themselves, their opponents, anybody--CRACKIN SMILES AND TWISTIN KNIVES. CHAOS. MURDER. FRIENDLY BUT LETHAL. THIS CHORUS SCREAMS BOLAS IS THE EVIL PEOPLE.

HOWEVER, MAY I DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THE FIRST VERSE:

"i gave an inch, you take a life / it's do or die / They [the evil people] tried to drown me in the drama / and now i'm swimming with piranhas / that bleed me dry, i won't survive"

THIS IS REMINISCENT OF THE OTHER TEAMS FROM BOLAS'S POV ON DAY 1. bolas attempted to rp it out ("gave an inch") and were killed in stone silence for it ("you take a life") and then SUFFERED THE REST OF THE DAY LMAO ("now i'm swimming with piranhas"). this would suggest that BOLAS IS THE SINGER.

LIKE GENUINELY NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I LISTEN TO THIS SONG I CAN'T CONCLUDE WHETHER IT'S BOLAS SINGING ABOUT THE OTHER TEAMS, OR IF IT'S THE OTHER TEAMS SINGING ABOUT THEM

and genuinely i think that is PERFECT for bolas, i think that song perfectly fucking encapsulates the absolute madness that was team bolas. i think BOTH are true; i think bolas IS EQUALLY the singer and the evil people. i think bolas fully believes they are the singer and i think the other teams fully believe bolas is the evil people and i think that's PERFECT. BOLAS ARE THE EVIL PEOPLE, and yet they're also the ones being menaced by the evil people!!!!! and that's it that's purgatory!!!! that single fucking song is team bolas done and DUSTED. I REST MY FUCKING CASE.

[sttoru]

ima tell u this now : if u hate on x reader fics, block me cus by doing that you r doing us both a great favour 🤚🏽 ion need any of ur negativity on my blog because this is a safe space for people who do enjoy x reader fics goodbye

[gomzdrawfr]

[rambles]

[oflgtfol]

i was talking to my therapist last week about how i'm kinda excited but also equally apprehensive about starting grad school this fall because yes, i so so desperately needed a gap year otherwise i think i literally would have killed myself and/or had a breakdown big enough to land me in the hospital, and even beyond that i just needed to figure out a more concrete plan of what i'm going to do with my life in general -- while all of that is true, and i'm glad i took the gap year for it, i'm also apprehensive because i genuinely feel like an entirely different person than i was even at this exact point in time last year, nevermind anything earlier than that. it's only been a single year of me being out of school but my life has changed so dramatically, mostly for the better, and my whole personality has flipped on its head, it's just going to be so fucking weird going back to the same school, the same campus, potentially seeing my old friends around. augh

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

god, c//a stans are really something. they know they get butthurt when they see the slightest criticism of their favourite show, yet they hunt down anti spop accounts to torture themselves. truly another species.

[publicdomainbooksdevotee]

No but for real, you get these franchises that have been running for a half-century plus and they just accrete the weirdest similarities. The vibes. The ebbs and flows. The self-referential meta stuff where you can just smell how much the earlier works meant to current artists in their childhood.

They parallel each other because of course they parallel each other because that's how time works, they all saw the same times go by. The story has the same characters(ish) and skeleton, but this bit was of the '70s, this bit the '80s, etc. etc. They are committing Pierre Menard on themselves.

It is not the same thing to solve or commit these crimes or wear those outfits (especially the outfits) in the '60s as it is the '20s, it just isn't, there's been things that happened in the meantime, even the words aren't all the same anymore.

[beawritingbooks]

You should maybe tag the posts where you talk about ronance as "anti ronance"

This way, ronance shippers won't see it, and they won't come here to attack you

This bit of advice was far less condescending than the last bit of "advice."

Be that as it may, a person can also can just scroll past a post they don't like. Or, you know, block me. It's really not that hard or complicated to do.

I shouldn't have to censor myself because some people have a temper tantrum when they purposefully read something that doesn't exist within the confines of their own echo chamber.

I literally said in the first sentence that it was not pro-romantic ronance. If they read past the first sentence after that disclaimer, they did so because they wanted to get offended.

That's not on me. That's on them. They control their internet experience.

Happy scrolling, Anonymous. God speed (or whatever the fuck you worship/believe in...science speed???) and good luck out there!

[iamanartichoke]

I think part of what really makes me twitchy about "coming back" to tumblr and seeing the same old takes and discourse over and over again is that nobody is saying anything new or profound? Like at the height of my fandom activity, I wrote and read literal thousands of words of meta about all the complex layers of Loki and his universe, as well as the real life implications about some of these in-universe issues, but after the series when the takes started to be *really* divisive (the Ragnarok wank was child's play, tbh, imho), it just seemed more and more pointless to try to participate bc some takes were just so extreme.

So then I come back and I see posts about this or that being problematic, or that x factor reinforces y stereotype, or otherwise promotes or underlines this that or the other Problematic thing, it's like -

- bro, I've analyzed and criticized to hell and back, and at this point, I'm over it. I don't have anything particularly new to say and clearly neither does anyone else, so can we just, like, go back to enjoying the actual material? Yknow?

But idk, maybe I'm on this island alone. I'm also not really expressing myself well, but what can I say - I've lost a lot of braincells over the past year or so; this is the best I've got at the moment.

[skeleton-or-die]

Online discourse and purity culture and pearl clutching is just. Like that. Yikes

Dont get me wrong, i have the sutistic heightened sense of justice just like everyone else on here but. not everything depicting morally complicated things is trying to fetishize or promote those things. and somtimes its even a criticism of other media that does do that. And sometimes its so literally not that fucking deep.

[vamptastic]

society if they let me write danganronpa.........

[apollos-olives]

being a pedro pascal lover but a tlou hater