#justin min character fic

[ded-and-gonne]

WIP Wednesday or Thursday

WIP Wednesday: Devil’s Night (Part 6)

Starring Klaus Hargreeves & Evil Ben

And here you thought the Devil’s Night story was over, by virtue of that two-paragraph ending that conveniently saved Evil Ben, who then saved Klaus. Oh hells no, it isn’t that simple. They still have a dead puritan in their garden who expects Klaus & Ben to go find him a key. A key made by the ancient King Solomon. Also, a quick reminder that we’re dealing with a narrator who thinks they’re smarter than they actually are. Without further ado, here’s a snippet from the opening scene of Devil’s Night Chapter 6.

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“A book?!” Evil Ben rages with lots of anger. “A book? A book. A fucking book? It’s a fucking book, Klaus. [Arrrrrrgh!]” Or however you spell all the vocalizations Ben is making rn. The bookstore’s high ceilings reverberate with angst.

“A book? That’s all? That’s great!” Klaus enthuses. “Thank heavens it’s not an actual key! Keys unlock bad stuff. Books are way safer than keys.” (In what universe, Klaus? It’s known to science that books are dangerous.)

“Heavens to Betsy Benji, you had me worried there for a second.”

“Me. I had you worried,” replies Ben, dumbfounded. Which reaction increases every time Klaus blithely blorps another mouthful of clear, viscous ghost mucus into his ghost goo spittoon, so quickly forgetting why he’s blorping into his ghost goo spittoon to begin with. “Zero self awareness. None,” says Evil Ben.

Pots, kettles, hypocrisy about lacking self awareness. You should be rolling your eyes by now.

Klaus pauses to consider Ben’s expression, and foresees the thunderclap-back of rage that will inevitably be unleashed upon his own pretty head if he doesn’t amend his words. “And by you having me worried, I actually mean that ghost dick outside in the dark. Obviously.”

“Moron.” That was Ben, but you already knew that.

Klaus blorps daintily. (What? It’s possible.) “Don’t distract me, Benji, this is serious. Should we be generous of spirit and offer up the fact that this ‘key of skin and bone’ is not a key at all but just a book? It doesn’t seem like the pickled puritan buried in the garden is hip to the fact that it’s not a key, daddy-o. Nor is it skin and bone. It’s paper, and other things. 300 years waiting for a key that doesn’t exist. Boy is he gonna be disappointed.”

Ben appears to enjoy this idea. “I hope I get to see his face when he finds out. Can you make that happen?”

Klaus continues, “Or maybe he’d like us to get a copy of the key made. We can print one on demand from that guy on the corner. You know the one — the cute one. Anyway, it’s not like a book ever hurt anybody.”

“How have you managed to live this long?” Ben asks, as he enjoys his favorite pastime: belittling everyone’s intellectual capacity. “Klaus-“

Klaus cuts him off. “And anyway, Ben, my corporeal cherub and not-brother in arms. If we can get a copy, then surely anybody can get a copy. They could come here and get it. We are booksellers after all, babe. We do offer that sort of thing. Actually, that very thing. I could just sell him the one in your hand. It’s for sale right now.”

Ben pinches the bridge of his nose in forebearence. He’s still riding the elusive high of caring about somebody. “I'm a corporeal cherub? Try not trying so hard Klaus, it’s embarrassing. Just because I gave you a dictionary for our birthday doesn’t mean you should go around using it.”

“But Bennerino, I’m attempting to improve myself. I thought that was what you meant when you told me I suck and then handed me a dictionary. By the way, Bennerino, just a quick note: there are tons of official synonyms for ‘suck,’ ‘idiot,’ and ‘moron.’ You could stand a little improvement in that insult-archive you have hiding up there in that Evil little skull of yours.”

“My-“

Klaus is pointing at Ben with a finger swirling circles. “Sh! Don’t interrupt, Ben, I’m on a roll.” Klaus wishes he could use that finger to boop Ben on the nose, but they’ve been getting along so well in the aftermath of that horrible experience they just survived — the one with the possession and the rescuing. He fears that Ben’s goodwill (now that there’s confirmation that Ben’s goodwill exists) will suddenly go poof and dissipate like a ghost.

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Catch up: Devil’s Night Chapter 1 || Prev: Chapter 5

Or start with their origin story: Ded & Gonne Chapter 1

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[firstpersonnarrator]

All gifs by @salvador-daley

I finally have enough content to warrant a masterlist. I feel real now.

Ded & Gonne: @ded-and-gonne A tua fanfic starring Klaus Hargreeves, the Bens, and a building. Looking for gen fic? Dead & Gonne is the one for you. Latest Post: Chapter 5: A mazement

Simon x Billy: @simon-x-billy We’re going to Italy, which is a sexy country. Stars 2 boys you don’t need to recognize to love. lgbtqia+ m|m Looking for NSFW? Simon x Billy is for you. Currently participating in @yearoftheotpevent . Latest Post: Ch. 12: Attack of the tiny flying human (New!)

Ded & Gonne

All Ded & Gonne works are genfic without exception.

TWs: Klaus only dies if he really needs to. I have no plans to kill Bens.

Chapter 1: Mean Ben

Chapter 2: Got Ghosts?

Chapter 3: Klaus and Benny sittin in a tree, but strictly fraternaturally

Chapter 4: You, Klaus. You saved the world.

Chapter 5: The Eventuality of Evil loop

Chapter 6: The Evil Lair

Ded & Gonne was originally born for tua Masked Author 2022.

Devil’s Night

Don’t feel like catching up on D&G from the beginning? This is a great place to dive in.

Halloween miniseries with major plot developments for D&G

Chapter 7: Devil’s Night Part 1: Afraid of the Dark

Chapter 8: Devil’s Night Part 2: The descent

Chapter 9: Devil’s Night Part 3: The sub-sub-basement

Chapter 10: Devil’s Night Part 4: Somebody’s in the garden

Chapter 11: Devil’s Night Part 5: A mazement

Chapter 12: Devil’s Night Part 6: WIP!

The Devil’s Night miniseries was originally born for Sheehalloween 2022

header by @circumstellars

Simon x Billy

Simon x Billy is NSFW beginning at Chapter 8.

Brokenhearted boy from Brooklyn on depressing vacation to Italian Riviera meets Irish lad with secret past. TW: m|m first-time.

Purple Demon smut ranking, because they’re horny little devils.

Chapter 1: Where’s Giuseppe WTF?

Chapter 2: The European Plug Situation

Chapter 3: My red stripe of pain

Chapter 4: You’re too pretty, go’way

Chapter 5: Are you alive?

Chapter 6: You look good. What happened?

Chapter 7: Where’s the helipad

Chapter 7.5: She’s formidable

Chapter 8: This is the beginning 😈 very, very tame

Chapter 9: So that happened 😈 very, very tame

Chapter 10: Let the slings and arrows commence

Chapter 11: Whatever you say, Ma

Chapter 12: Attack of the tiny flying human 😈 half a demon

Chapter 13: wip!

Begun for Sheehanksgiving 2021 || Chapter 12 begins submissions for the Year of OTP 2023 event

© 2020-2023 firstpersonnarrator. I do not consent to my works being edited, reposted, performed, or translated.

[s0dium]

Songs they’d rail you too

JJK MEN X READER

A/n: I know its been three weeks since I’ve posted any content but here you guys are T_T

Warnings: Car sex, dub con, size kink, rough sex, dacryphillia, begging, oral, min prep, nipple play

Characters: Sukuna, Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru, Toji Fushiguro 

Gojo satoru- Sexy back

Oh this is this man’s JAM

He’s so confident as he rails you, occasionally mouthing the words to the song 

Its hot. Everything is so hot. The car windows are fogging up and the tight space is filled with the sound of skin on skin, whines and lengthy moans. Tears clouded your vision as you bounced up and down Gojos dick in the front car seat. Every time you landed back down, the tip of his cock seemed to rub against your spot perfectly and smush against your cervix.

“Well someones energetic today,” Gojo says through a grin,  pushing back his white hair that was sticking to his sweaty forehead and taking in one of your perky nipples into his hot mouth. 

“S-shut u-u-up” You cut your self off with a moan when he rolls your nipple between his teeth and releases with a loud ‘pop’. 

“Shhhh, how bout we listen to some music baby?”

Your too lost in the pleasure to notice Gojo reach behind you and turn up the volume on the dash board. 

“I’m bringing sexy back (yeah) Them other fuckers don't know how to act (yeah)”

Geto suguru- My humps (slowed and reverbed)

Also another equally sleazy song like his white haired friend

Probably playing in a club while he lets you suck him off 

“Arent ya’ precious”

Getos words of praise are sent straight to your core as you dutifully lick a fat stripe up the shaft of his dick before taking in his thick length into your mouth. The salty taste of precum stains the back of your throat and you do your best to take in at least 1/4 of his length. 

“Aw come on, I know you can go farther then that.”

Your eyes go white when he grabs the back of your head and shoves your face forward, forcing you to take in his length as a whole. You gag and claw at his thighs, trying to push your self back away from his length. But Geto didnt budge. The vibrations from the music outside the club bathroom pounded in your head as fat tears streamed down your face. 

“Just breath through your nose sweet cheeks, trust me ill go easy.”

“Whatcha gon' do with all that ass All that ass inside them jeans? I'ma make, make, make, make you scream”

And boy, how that was a lie.

Sukuna- Such a whore

Idk mf probably has a bluetooth speaker in his domain or smth 

just humor me for the sake of this fan fic plz I swear u wont regret it T_T

“S-stop! I-it wont fit please!”

You weakly push as Sukunas built chest but its too no avail. He's already aligning his fat tip with your entrance and god, the pressure is exhilarating. You were quick to realize that no amount of prepartion would ever prepare you to accommodate Sukunas length. 

“Shut the fuck up brat, you can take it.” He seethes, and your about to protest when he pushes in. You open your mouth to scream but nothing comes out. Tendrils of pleasure wash over you in electric currents down to your toes and from your head. 

“Ya like feeling me in your tummy doncha?” Sukuna says through a grin, shallowly thrusting into you. Your juices dripped down the base of his cock and onto the floor, and your pussy helplessly fluttered around his cock; trying its best to push out the large foreign intrusion but all take it in farther. The feeling of pain and pleasure is so overwhelimg it has you squirming away from Sukunas hold and gasping for air. 

“Is it - hah - too much for you, even after you begged me for it? poor thing, does it hurt?”

“I'll fuck her when I'm bored Like I need, she's a whore I love it”

Toji Fushiguro- Na na (slowed)

Probably plays music to set the mood for who ever he’s seducing this week lol cuz this man just cant keep it in his pants

This is one of the many songs he has alongside a number of Justin Timberlake, Jason derulo and other sleazy songs LMAO

Toji’s thrusts where agonizingly slow, yet the way his dick dragged along your walls with with retraction of his hips hit every sweet spot inside you so perfectly. Fat tears rolled down your face  as you whined and moaned. You needed more. It was all you could think, the need to cum fast and hard was taking you over.

More more more.

“PLEASE!!! I p-promise ill be good j-GOD j-just go faster!” You wailed. 

A grin spread across Toji’s devishly handsome face.

“Sure you can handle it baby?”

You nod incessantly and Toji responds with a hum before retracting his hips and slamming into you with brute force. Legs spread apart by the crooks of his elbows, you bit into your bottom lips as you watched him hammer himself into you like a starved man. The friction is delcious and you babbled and whined as the knot inside you built and built.

“Girl you have good, but I could give you better I'll have you take it bout forever I'mma make you say Ooh na na”

[writercole]

Millennial Mixtape Challenge

This year has been a lot of things for me - the realization that I’m getting old (I have a teenager), the publication of my first book, losing count of the amount of times I’ve watched Sons of Anarchy (I swear I’m in the double digits now), admitting to liking Tom Cruise in a movie. AND I’ve hit a thousand followers. Quadruple digits. 

In honor of this achievement, I’m putting together the Millennial Mixtape challenge. I had these songs on either a burned cd that I [redacted] songs for or a cassette tape that I [redacted] the songs off the radio for. I remember sitting in front of my stereo with a blank cassette in and ready…listening to American Top 40 with Kasey Kasem to get these songs. And he always talked over either the beginning or the end of the song.

Yes, I had trouble remembering the name and artist of these songs. Yes, I did google some of them. I did tell you I was getting old. 

Special shoutouts to: @moosekateer13​ for helping me remember some of these songs; @caplanbuckybarnes​ for promoting me so much on your own blog; @fictional-affairs​ for allowing me to corrupt our favorite characters so much; @jensengirl83​, @creatively-analytical​, @saiyanprincessswanie​, and @deangirl93​ for being their normal supportive, wonderful selves.

Anyway - Rules:

No underage smut, no toilet play. Those are hard lines and I won’t reblog them.

Write for whoever you want otherwise. I don’t care. Maybe you’ll introduce me to a new fandom, who knows.

Moodboards are allowed. If a moodboard inspires you to write a fic, tag the creator of the board as you inspo.

No deadline. For sign ups, for submissions. Hell, this is pretty much a perpetual challenge, I guess. 

More songs will be added as we go. 

No limit to participants per song.

No min or max words.

Write me something inspired by the song.

Lyrics do not have to be included but are a nice touch.

I just ask that you tag me in whatever you write.

Playlist here

My taste in music is diverse, to say the least, so there should be something on here for everyone!

Heartbreak Hotel - Whitney Houston ft Faith Evans & Kelly Price

Fantasy - Mariah Carey

Gangsta’s Paradise - Coolio

Baby, Baby - Amy Grant

Creep - TLC

Incomplete - Sisqo

Seven Nation Army - The White Stripes

I Can Tell - 504 Boys

The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

How You Remind Me - Nickelback

Where My Girls At - 702

Hey Ma - Cam’ron

Get Low - Lil Jon and the East Side Boys

Float On - Modest Mouse

Differences - Ginuwine

Complicated - Avril Lavigne

Unfoolish - Ashanti

Mesmerize - Ja Rule

I Go Back - Kenny Chesney

Pony - Ginuwine

In Da Club - 50 Cent

Family Affair - Mary J. Blige

Bottom of a Bottle - Smile Empty Soul

Halo - Soil

Truly, Madly, Deeply - Savage Garden

If Your Girl Only Knew - Aaliyah

Say My Name - Destiny’s Child

That Butt Thing - Horace Trahan and the Ossun Express

Platinum in the Ghetto - Lil Keke

Clocks - Cold Play

Straight Lines - Silverchair

Get Your Freak On - Missy Elliot

Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake

Slow Jamz - Twista

Milkshake - Kelis

Ms Jackson - Outkast

Brass Monkey - Beastie Boys

Toxic -  Britney Spears

As Long As You Love Me - Backstreet Boys

Come As You Are - Nirvana

Wait & Bleed - Slipknot

Last Nite - The Strokes

In The End - Linkin Park

Dilemma - Nelly ft. Kelly Rowland

Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Greenday

Since U Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson

Fallin - Alicia Keys

Low - Flo Rida

I Kissed A Girl - Katy Perry - @downanddirtydean​

I Want You Back - *Nsync

Need You Now - Lady A

Nice & Slow - Usher

Picture - Kid Rock & Sheryl Crow

I’ll Be - Edwin McCain

Break Down Here - Julie Roberts

Let Her Cry - Hootie & The Blowfish

Are You Gonna Be My Girl - Jet

Beautiful Mess - Diamond Rio

Mr. Brightside - The Killers

Welcome To The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance

I Believe in a Thing Called Love - The Darkness

U Got It Bad - Usher

Raise Up - Petey Pablo

Falling Away From Me - Korn

Bring Me To Life - Evanescence

Country Grammar - Nelly

Waterfalls - TLC

No Scrubs - TLC

Thong Song - Sisqo

Bye Bye Bye - *Nsync

What a Girl Wants - Christina Aguilera

Get the Party Started - Pink

Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-a-lot

This is How We Do It - Montell Jordan

Tearin’ Up My Heart - *Nsync

You make Me Wanna - Usher

Summer Girls - LFO

Absolutely - Nine Days

Jumpin’ Jumpin’ - Destiny’s Child

Right Thurr - Chingy

Dirrty - Christina Aguilera

What Would You Do? - City High

No Diggity - Blackstreet

I’m Real (ft. Ja Rule) - Jennifer Lopez

Ghetto Supastar - Pras, ODB

Let’s Get Married - Jagged Edge

Come On Over Baby - Christina Aguilera

Tipsy - J-Kwon

Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice

There You Go - Pink

Holidae In - Chingy

Work It - Missy Elliot

Too Close - Next

The Way You Move - Outkast

Girl On TV - LFO

Crazy - Britney Spears

Dip It Low - Christina Milian

Jump - Kris Kross

Always On Time - Ja Rule

I Do!! - Toya

I wanna sex you up - Color Me Badd

Faded - SoulDescision

I wanna be bad - Willa Ford

He Loves You Not - Dream

Who Let The Dogs Out - Baha Men

I Hate Everything About You - Three Days Grace

Pain - Three Days Grace

Riot - Three Days Grace

Teardrops on My Guitar - Taylor Swift

Picture To Burn - Taylor Swift

Should’ve Said No - Taylor Swift

Monster - Skillet

Rebirthing - Skillet

I Will Not Bow - Breaking Benjamin

Polyamorous - Breaking Benjamin

Hot in Herre - Nelly

What’s Your Fantasy - Ludacris

Genie in a Bottle - Christina Aguilera

Miss Independent - Kelly Clarkson

My Baby - Lil’ Romeo

Where the Party At - Jagged Edge

Crazy - K-Ci and JoJo

Back Here - BB Mak

Candy - Mandy Moore

Larger than Life - Backstreet Boys

Shoot me an ask or DM or reblog to let me know if you’re participating! Obviously I’m all about the writers!

[parkersbliss]

ikr 😭 ben would absolutely hate me, like every time i open my mouth he would just be 😡 SHUT YOUR MOUTH (in justin h min's voice)

also going back, that five and ben scene 😭 i was squealing because i totally didnt expect that..... and i totally found him reeeeally hot when he laughed at allison's insult to fei HE WAS SO CUTE PLEASE I HAD TO REPLAY THAT I COUPLE OF TIMES

THE FIC was absolutely crushing 😭 but those are the kinds of angst i love tbh. ex to lovers, enemies to mutual pining, right love wrong time, character a loved character b when they finally moved on,,, i love that kind of pain -✨

THE WAY I CAN HEAR IT 😭😭

girl me too!! I watched s3 for five and stayed for ben 😔 like that scene had me rolling in my grave they’re both so hot and for what???

RIGHT LOVE WRONG TIME 💔 don’t get me started on that I have a love hate relationship for it or the loving too late… immaculate taste

[rosewantstowrite]

I am taking requests, I had to redo this because I forgot to add people so here we go. I’m adding more to this so you know who all I will write for, but if you want someone who’s not on here you can send in a request and I’ll try my hardest to give you the request.

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Here’s what I write: angst, imagines, reactions, fluff, smut, mental health, suicide, abuse, and light mention of sexual assault BUT I will not and I mean WILL NOT go in details for sexual assault, suicide, mental health, and self harm so be mindful.

Here is who I will write for

Markiplier

Mark as himself

Darkiplar

Mayor Damien

Wilford Warfstache

Anyone you whose not here please ask for them I only know more about Damien, Wilford, and Dark, but if there someone else you want I’ll do it.

Jacksepeticeye

Sèan as himself

Antisepeticete

Chase

Anyone you whose not here please ask for them I only know more about anti and chase, but if there someone else you want I’ll do it.

Natewantstobattle

Nate as himself

Natemare

Phantom

Again if there is some more ego of Nate’s you want to see just send a request in an ask and I’ll be happy to grant you your wish.

Aidan Gallagher

As himself

Five Hargreeves

If you want any specific fics about him I’ll do them, and now since he’s legal I will take smut requests but those will take a hot minute because I want it to be perfect plus I have one story going on for Aidan and one for Five so those are my top concerns. I have one more thing I’ll be writing in two ways for when I want to shake it up but most of the time he’s going to be canon as much as possible

1) Where he never time travel and got stuck in the apocalypse

2) He never left The Commission



Elliot Page

As himself

Viktor Hargreeves

Now we all know that Elliot is trans I will never refer Elliot’s character as Vanya because of the effort that’s Netflix did to change it to fit Elliot’s beautiful journey on finding more about himself, and I looked it up I won’t do anything romantic f!reader with Viktor since he’s queer, so I’m mostly going to do gender natural terms for the reader unless it’s says the gender.

Tom Hopper

As himself

Luther Hargreeves

I’ll be willing to write for him but because my distaste for him it’ll probably take forever to get out any writing for him. But I love the actor so I’ll right for Tom very excited. slow but not as bad as Luther. Only reason why it be slow isn’t because I hate them no it’s just I have to make sure the story fits the request or plot. But for Tom, it’ll be super fun because I love his energy and it’d be fun to write for him

Emmy Raver-Lampman

Allison Hargreeves

As herself

This will be a hard one, considering I had so much for her before she tried to use her powers to make Luther be with her. So again might be slow but not as bad as Luther. Only reason why it be slow isn’t because I hate them no it’s just I have to make sure the story fits the request or plot. But it wouldn’t be so hard to write for Emmy herself.

Robert Sheehan

Klaus Hargreeves

Simon Lewis

Darren Treacy

I’m super excited to get to write about this beautiful and funny person. Before The Umbrella Academy I didn’t know he was in two of my movies so I have so much muse to write for him, but not as much as Aidan.

David Castenada

Diego Hargreeves

I have a hate love with this dude, but I think I can still write decent things for him. So I wouldn’t mind writing for him.

Justin H. Min

Ben Hargreeves

Now I have some things I want to address this. I’ll write him in three ways for when I want to shake it up but most of the time he’s going to be canon as much as possible which means either our Ben or sparrow Ben. But it’ll most likely going to be our Ben.

1) Ben as a ghost (if I write for this power, I’m thinking that’s the reader can see and hear Ben like Klaus can but the difference is that you’d be stronger than Klaus so you can touch him)

2) Sparrow Ben (which means he’s exactly how he was in the show but if I write this Ben I’ll have it where the reader is just a regular person and they bump into each other or something)

3) He’ll be alive which means he never died on the mission

4) In my own timeline where everyone is normal and doesn’t have to constantly save the world

Lee Wonho

Himself

I will do aus of him if requested.

Yu-Gi-Oh fandom (season 0- duel monsters - Dark Side Of Dimension s)

Yugi Muto

I will do anything that’s regards him, I’ll do ships but not too many. It’s depends the ship though. I’ll do seto x yugi, Atem x yugi, Taè x yugi.

I’ll also do poly relationships like Atem x oc/reader x yugi and more.

Atem/ Yami Yugi

Again I’ll do anything regarding him

Joey Wheeler

Anything regarding him

Seto Kaiba

Anything regarding him

I’ll do anyone else but they’ll need be requested

My Hero Academia

Touya Todoroki/Dabi

I’ll do anything regarding him, but no ships until I can figure him out with the characters, I got to the season with him in it. But I have read so many things with him, I just need to watch more to see how he acts with other characters.

Shoto Todoroki

Again I’ll do anything but ships. Because like I said for Dabi I need to finished watching the show.

Deku

Again the same above

Baku

Anything with him but ships. But he won’t be written as much.

[aftgficrec]

Staff Recs - Podfics

Lately we’ve noticed a lot of podfics streaming by our tumblrs from @ao3feed-thefoxholecourt, so we’re reccing some that we’ve listened to and enjoyed. Kudos to the fic writers of course, but also a big thank you to the intrepid podficcers who put in a lot of work for little notice or acclaim. - AFTG Fic Rec Fam

previous podfic ask here

Podfics by Ceewelsh of ‘i swear i only fell for you on accident’ series here (NB: this Allison and Kevin snark-fueled attraction fest is great fun to listen to! If the podficcer continues, part 4 will be a juicy rated M)

Podfics by Flowerparrish for ‘high up in the hills of california’ here (NB: includes author commentary, backstory, tidbits, sequel talk, and general fandom chat/headcanons)

10-15 minutes

NB: a multicast podfic of a podcast…! [podfic] i've been confused on how to move (real love's so hard to find) by growlery, knight_tracer, the24thkey [Rated G, 14 min, Complete, 2021]

Original by Talls recced here

Justin: John Doe says “I am a student athlete and I have an issue with someone on my team. The first time I ever met him, he hit me so hard in the stomach with a racquet that I went flying to the floor...

20-35 minutes

NB: it’s great fun listening to Neil on his worst behavior and Andrew’s family losing their minds! [Podfic] For He's A Jolly Good Felon by Aliteralgarbageheap [Rated T, 22 min, Complete, 2021]

Original by gluupor recced here

What's a guy to do when he's forced to go to his conservative, homophobic aunt and uncle's for Thanksgiving dinner?

Why, invite along his ex-con, tattooed, argumentative roommate as his fake boyfriend, of course.

NB: don’t miss hearing this au of Neil’s first interaction with Andrew — a sassy Harry Potter-esque howler and ode to the Grinch mashup — and Andrew’s lingering golden stare. [Podfic of] temper temper by Flowerparrish Pods (Flowerparrish) [Rated T, 21 min, Complete, 2020]

Original by Ominous here

“You paid for the deluxe package,” Neil says as he scrolls through his payment history to find his client's invoice. His system is simple:

Basic Package: Fuck you…

Intermediate Package: Fuck you, with passion…

Deluxe Package: Fuck you to hell…

And it looks like Andrew Minyard is the unlucky soul today.

NB: this fic is filled with rich descriptions that I read quickly but could more fully appreciate in the podfic version  [Podfic] hands like birds by Aliteralgarbageheap [Rated T, 26 min, Complete, 2021]

Original by lolainslackss recced here

Busy working on his thesis and waiting tables, Andrew Minyard doesn’t have time to think about boys.

That doesn’t mean certain boys can’t be distracting, though, and between his cat-sitter who won’t stop flirting with him via post-it note and the new, unforgivably attractive kitchen assistant working at the restaurant, Andrew is very distracted indeed.

tw: ableism, tw: implied/referenced character death, tw: scars, tw: anxiety disorder 

NB: an original podfic work! With a voice cast and sound effects! The Looking Game by Ceewelsh, impersonal_villain, mahons_ondine, mistbornhero, Poddragon27 (Penndragon27), Ravin, RhetoricalQuestions [Rated T, 5268 Words/33 min, Complete, 2020]

Don’t be mad, Andrew. And don’t take it personally. This isn’t about you. I wanted to make everything work. Dorming with you, Exy with the foxes, graduate from undergrad, go pro, go Court, and with you I wanted… with you.

I couldn’t make it work.

Don’t try to find me. I’ve been planning this for a while, I have resources, I’ll be safe. Don’t try to find me. Andrew?

A voice murmurs. The recording cuts out.

tw: kidnapping, tw: abuse, tw: torture, tw: drug use, tw: car accident, tw: implied major character death, tw: blood/gore, tw: gun violence

45 minutes to 1 hour

NB: I have a soft spot for Andrew’s pov, and now we get to hear it! And those concoctions Neil makes, omg. Maybe fill up on something healthy before listening? [Podfic] Daily Special by Aliteralgarbageheap [Rated M, 45 min, Complete, 2021]

Original by moonix here

Detailing the fast and slow seduction of one Andrew Minyard by a coffee shop specialising in hot chocolate and rude baristas.

tw: mental health issues, tw: medication side effects, tw: dissociation, tw: implied/referenced rape/non con

2 hours plus

NB: the reader’s cadence and tone pair beautifully with andreil’s developing relationship and the healing nature of this fic [Podfic] right side of rock bottom by frecklebombfic (frecklebomb) [Rated M, 2h 26min, Complete, 2016]

Original by allyasavedtheday, recced here (Locked)

Neil thinks it might be the first time he’s taken a breath in days.

He hadn’t realised it because he’d been so caught up in packing and saying goodbye to everyone but now that it’s over he remembers his self-imposed countdown was meant to be up by now. It’s the end of the school year and five months ago, he thought he’d be dead by now.

Instead he has a team and a future and a home and Andrew.

(The last two might be interchangeable.)

tw: implied/referenced abuse, tw: implied/referenced csa, tw: alcohol, tw: implied/referenced self harm, tw: implied/referenced torture, tw: ptsd, tw: implied/referenced rape/noncon

[jamie-tartt]

2020 CREATOR WRAP: FAVOURITE WORKS

Rules: It’s time to love yourselves! Choose your 5 (or so) favorite works you created in the past year (fics, art, edits, etc.) and link them below to reflect on the amazing things you brought into the world in 2020. Tag as many writers/artists/etc. as you want (fan or original) so we can spread the love and link each other to awesome works!

tagged by my faves @letitialewiss and @rafaelsilva 😘 

1. tarlos rainbow set for tarlos week - i’m the most proud of this set hence why it’s been my pinned post since i posted it lol. for this set, i had to learn something new. i already had some kind of understanding bc i use selective colours and hue/saturation but i didn’t use gradient/colour fills. anyway, now i know. catch me never making something like this ever again tho. the time i spent on it... and then like continuously fiddling with it until it was time to post it???  💀💀

2. tarlos blending set, song requested by @letitialewiss - i learnt something new for this one too. i can see glaring issues with this and it was a nuisance blending the two gifs together but at least there are no harsh lines? maybe i’ll learn how to do more in the future.

3. ben hargreeves blue set - made this for my gtkm favourite male character meme. i didn’t use gradient/colour fills but a fair few of his scenes are v blue and so it was easy to use selective colours and hue/saturation to amp it up. i think it came together nicely? also, justin h min???? 👩‍🍳😘

4. can i be him fic set - made this for @letitialewiss ‘s birthday to accompany her OUTSTANDING fic that i adore with my whole entire heart. i used scenes from the show and from love victor to make it (strategically cutting heads out or scenes from afar where the features are not as clear haha). i also used her dialogue in the gif set which i like. i even downloaded a random vlogger’s video who visited the national park with all the waterfalls so i could include it. a lot of effort went into planning and creating it, but only the best for kim, amirite??? 

5. ronen’s no escape movie set - it was a toss-up between this set and the tarlos week free choice ‘carlos trying to remain unfazed with tk’ set (honorary mention bc i had to put two gifs into one set and trying to get these gifs to have the same amount of frames??? torture). but i’m choosing the no escape gifs bc alexei koslov is so hot???? like, so hot. also, ronen used one of my gifs in his tweet (i don’t think he’s lurking on tumblr tho, someone just reposted it on twitter and he saw.) 

idk who’s been tagged so if you’ve done it already, or if you don’t want to do it, that’s alright :) 

@sunshinestrand @starlightbuck @lucamarinnelli @evanzbuck @thekingslover

[electra-xt]

So I adore your Fiego stuff seriously it’s my god tier ship of the fandom, but I did have a question concerning on of your early fics. You wrote a fic where Klaus has a crush on De but De was in love with Ben (apologies I cant recall the name rn) but I was curious if you wouldn’t mind talking a little about your thoughts on Biego? (Or even Fiego+Ben >.>)

of course!! that fic was written for a kinkmeme prompt, and i’d honestly never thought about ben and diego together— it was mostly for the concept of it, and i wrote the fic in about two and a half hours as sort of a self-contained thing. at that point in time i was hardcore into kliego (although it doesn’t really show in my fics, i don’t think? i didn’t publish my klaus/diego one until last july...)

i think ben/diego is a perfectly fine ship and i don’t really have strong feelings for it either way! in general i don’t write a lot of ben-centric fic because there’s so much less canon for him that it can be hard to extrapolate his character based on what we see in the show. but justin min is cute and diego is the little black dress of the family and if you do ship ben and diego, that hug in s2 must have been an absolute delight

[ded-and-gonne]

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Devil’s Night

A Ded & Gonne miniseries

Written by @firstpersonnarrator | Originally begun for @sheehalloween 2022 | Devil’s Night header gif by @salvador-daley | Sheehalloween prompt by Anon: Klaus behaving badly, genfic

AN: It’s Devil’s Night and Ben has no idea what that is. Until he becomes embroiled in a plot cooked up by his not-brother, Klaus. This Devil’s Night miniseries starring Klaus Hargreeves and Evil Ben is part of the Ded & Gonne family of stories. If you’ve been reading Ded & Gonne, this chapter follows immediately after the action in Chapter 6. Don’t feel like catching up? Devil’s Night can be read as a standalone fic. All Ded & Gonne works are genfic without exception.

TWs: Creeping dread (hopefully). Flirtation between two not-brothers. Swearing. A not-so-bright, mildly omniscient narrator. Made-up words and made-up tenses.

Ded & Gonne || Devil’s Night || Start || Next

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Part 1: Afraid of the Dark

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“Benneriiiinooooo.” Calling toward the hallway, Klaus is in his room waiting impatiently for Ben to “Get the fuck over here alreadyyyy!” Klaus has been curled up on the divan, working on his costume with his tongue poking out, all afternoon.

Ben’s head peeks around the door, sees Klaus half disguised as Jesus, and decides that it will go better for him if he picks his battles. (Never tell Ben that he’s at Klaus’s beck and call. It wouldn’t go well for you. Wrong Ben.)

The current Ben — Evil Ben — makes his way in, committing his entire body to looking both sarcastic and bored.

“Save me from my costume! I hate sewing,” Klaus wails. “Maybe I could have knitted Jesus.” Klaus punishes his costume for being annoying by throwing everything angrily in the general direction of his bed. He smiles with satisfaction as the pins and needles scatter on the floor, then turns to Ben.

“Ok, so, Bennerino. It’s Devil’s Night, and it’s cold cuz you won’t let me turn the heat up. So now I’m all snuggled on the divan where you apparently have no plan to join me. Sucks, but ok. Why?”

Ben curls his lip up in disgust. “For reasons, Klaus. It’s magenta velvet. And I can tell exactly where you always sit because the velvet has your ass permanently imprinted in it.”

“My eyes are up here, mister,” Klaus winks at Ben.

“Christ, Klaus.”

“Exactly!” Klaus decides to forego all the blaspheming he could do right now. He’s saving all his blaspheming for the kids on Halloween.

“Hurry up and pop your popcorn, Ben. We will not be stopping halfway through the first story for popcorn-popping. I mean, I know you live to piss people off, but that? It’s irritating. Just thought maybe that was something you could work on. You know, for the future.” Klaus smiles as if he’s indulging a child. “You’ll get there, buddy. You’ll get there.”

Ben is too busy being both taken-aback and off-put to say nasty things while Klaus is saying supportive things. Instead, he looks like a lost little boy. “I don’t live to piss people off.”

“Yes of course you do. It’s one of my favorite things about you.”

“But that doesn’t- Isn't pissing people off a bad thing?” Ben asks, looking confused and a smidge annoyed.

“Yeah, but it looks great on you.” Klaus seems to be feeling affectionate toward Ben again, judging by the smile.

“If you ruffle my hair, I will end you,” Ben warns.

Klaus retracts his hand.

Followed by Ben rolling his eyes, dropping heavily next to Klaus with a bounce, and waiting expectantly for the tv to come back to life.

After a few moments of uncomfortable yet companionable silence, Ben senses he’s being observed. He turns to find Klaus sitting there, expectantly staring at him with a ‘mommy bought me cotton candy’ vibe. All excited and hungry. It’s a little creepy, honestly.

“Uh, Klaus?”

“Yes, Benny Bear?”

Klaus can literally see Ben biting his tongue. “Great!” Klaus praises. “Look at you! You kept yourself from threatening me! And you held back the nasty! That’s progress. You’ve come so far, Benji.”

“Stop trying to provoke me, Klaus. It’s not what I’m going for right now.”

“Ok, fine, have it your way. I’ve taken the threat level down to just defcon Medium Meanie from defcon Big.”

Klaus goes back to staring eagerly at Ben.

This is normally when Ben would just hang up on Klaus. But now they live together. Like, together on the same hallway. Not, like, together-together. There’s a wall. Right in-between them. A wall, ok? Jesus. Whatever.

“So…” Ben prompts, hoping Klaus will start at the beginning. He’s feeling lost.

“I’m waiting for you to start, silly!”

“Start what, Klaus? Start talking, I’m bored.”

“Your story. But, don’t rush it. We’ve got well over 24 hours before it’ll start to be a little sad, missing Halloween entirely because of a creativity vortex.” Not as threatening or effective as a kugelblitz, though.

“What story? Klaus, I’m going to count to five,” Ben snarls. “Trust me, you don’t want to know what comes after five.”

“Ho!” Klaus’s eyes explode out of his head metaphorically, and he frantically begins scanning his bedroom. “Wait, wait! Where’s my bingo card?”

“Your,” [long dramatic pause] “what?”

“My business card.” Good save. “You know what, Bennerino? You don’t have to go first if you’re nervous. I’ll go first.”

“What are you talking about, Klaus? You’ll go first at what?”

“It’s Devil’s Night, Benny Bunny, and I will be your very own little devil for the night. I’ll-”

“Klaus, you’re making me uncomfortable.”

“I know, I’m really good at it. So anyway, where was I? Oh, right, I’m going first.” Klaus bounds out of his seat and Ben is plunged into darkness.

“Pffft,” Ben says, scoffing at the darkness. But then he hears the door creak and the lock click into place.

It’s probably not very kind to point out right now that Ben is already scared. He wouldn’t want you to know about that. So, moving on.

“Klaus?” He gives a quick swivel in his seat, and there’s nothing to see. Quite literally. “Why do you have blackout windows, Klaus?” It is utterly dark. No difference between eyes open and eyes closed. He reaches up to touch his eyes, making sure they’re actually open.

Ben starts fidgeting. He jolts when he notices the clock ticking. Suddenly, he realizes he never bothered to notice much of anything about the room around him. No idea what the layout is, or where the furniture is. Or the piano.

It’s just, whenever Klaus is around, he tends to fill the entire room. Like some obnoxious, yet exotic, tropical bird. All rainbows, pink feathers, and glitter briefs.

Ben starts to tap his foot in time with the ticking clock. It’s a good calming technique. Become part of the music of time and see how long you can keep the beat.

Ben’s tapping foot is sort of spastic, now. He either can’t keep up with the beat, or maybe he’s jumping ahead. He can’t tell which is which. The clock is gaslighting him.

Yep, it’s crawling.

His skin is now crawling. Officially.

Outside, a cat screeches and hisses. Because of course it does. It’s Halloween. Or Devil’s Night, whatever that is.

How could he hear hissing from this bedroom? That was outside, wasn’t it? He’d swear there’s a faint scratching on wood. Through the wall, maybe. His entire being is focused in his eardrums. Trying to gauge the nearness of the cat is more difficult than it should be.

Ben doesn’t hate cats. In fact, Mean Ben is a sucker for cats. They’re aloof and condescending, and yet you still do everything you can to get them to snuggle you. A lot like Ben, the snuggling snuggler, apparently. He definitely wants his benny bear at this point.

See, the thing is, the yowling sounded kinda far away and muffled, like through a wall, a few rooms down the hall, or down the street. But the scratching? That is a lot closer, and more claws than paws. Little scratches, but Ben tries to talk himself down by reminding himself that it’s an old building. Old buildings make sounds, right?

Ben huffs and rolls his eyes, which only serves to remind him that he literally can’t see anything. Nothing. The darkness is utterly complete. No crack of light below the door. No tiny shaft from between the floorboards. Just the scratching. The scratching that has him peering every which way, but the darkness is thick as ink. Almost oily.

Just darkness. Something small, scratching. Small? The ticking. His foot tapping. His heartbeat in his ears.

There were windows, right? Yeah, sure, there have to be, Ben reassures himself. But he vaguely remembers how very many objects Klaus has strewn around the space, creating traps that could be waiting just next to his feet. Like Klaus’s old lady taste in furniture — tufted and tasseled and poofy velvet all over the place. Coffee tables with legs and corners, supporting precariously perched bongs. And bongos. And ashtrays. And scissors. Klaus has to use scissors to sew. Has to.

But there are windows in here, right? There have to have been, right? Klaus wouldn’t choose a room without windows. He thinks he knows Klaus well enough by now to predict the man’s actions and motivations.

Underneath the patchouli oil, the sharp and keen sense of smell that makes Ben win every bake-off, senses something musky. It’s kind of like something evocative of freshly turned earth. Moist, but also tinged with a rotting smell.

The rotting smell is not coming from the same direction as the scratching. Or the yowling.

Ben reaches out with all of his senses like Pogo and Luke Skywalker taught him.

Beneath all of it is something dank and vegetal. And a slight drip coming from behind him. But the hallway is the only thing behind him. Isn’t it?

The scratching has stopped. Now it’s just the ticking of the clock and the droplets of water and the scent of mold, with something sickening-sweet just below it.

His blood is rushing in his ears. And nothing, fucking nothing, matches up. It’s like one of those old, creaky wind-up toys. The jack-in-the-box, cranking, cranking. The horrible clapping monkey, clanking its cacophonous cymbals. It’s an imperfect monkey, slightly out of time with his eyes rolling and the tune and the clanking and clanking. But the ticking clock is so close to the tempo. No, wait. It’s the clock keeping time. He can’t tell which is faster, and suddenly his entire body senses space — every hair, every brain cell, it’s all so wrapped up and jumbled. Which one is out of step with the others? But they’re all out of step and he feels like his ears are stuck in one of those 3D puzzles, the optical illusions your eyes sink into, by design. Suddenly there’s an entire space hidden to the eye, just beyond the length of his arm’s reach. Is there a table in front of him? He can’t remember.

And all of this jagged clicking, and tapping, and breathing, blood rushing in his ears, heart thudding out a tell-tale beat.

Ben’s feeling a little tippy. And he’s already sitting down. He lifts his hand to his face. It feels like something tiny has landed in the space between his nose and lips. Bringing his hand instinctively to his face, he’s surprised to find pebbling droplets of perspiration.

“Fuck!” His hand jerks up and slaps his upper lip. Hard. He pulls his hand back and with it comes a formerly living creature. A small spider. Or maybe a flea? Or a gnat. It had been crawling when he smashed the fucker’s little carapace against his skin. Too tiny to tell how many legs. Wings? Antennae?

Or if it’s alone.

Immediately following that unnerving thought, all the nerve endings in his body go on high alert. The springs in his seat complain when he jolts at the sudden awareness of sensation.

He feels a tickle or a tingle in tiny pinpoints, anywhere his skin is exposed to air.

Ben is starting to squirm. All the tiny hairs on his face and neck seem to get triggered at the same time, no rhyme, no reason. He quickly raises his hands to his face to wipe away all the sweat, and oil, and hairs, and crawlies, telling it all to shut the fuck up and get off his body. Ben finds himself compulsively itching around his neckline.

Everything feels like it’s moving. Ben feels nauseous. His eyes are rolling again, with nothing but thick ink to meet him in every direction. He wants to hug his knees to himself. He almost starts rocking himself; a self-soothing habit he abandoned years ago. But of course the minute he admits weakness, Klaus will undoubtedly return, already talking as he turns the light back on. But his shuffling footsteps can’t yet be heard out on the hallway’s ancient floorboards.

He can’t calm himself. Can’t soothe himself. Ben isn’t weak. He’s evil, for God’s sake. He can’t let Klaus see him like this.

Ben frantically wipes his palms on his jeans and again clears the sweat from his brow, trying not to think about all the little spiders he has just pushed off his skin and straight into his hair.

Ben literally sits on his hands to avoid scratching at his face. His neck. His scalp. His eyebrows. In the corners of his mouth.

No, Ben. No, that’s not a breeze. No. There wasn’t a breeze a minute ago, and there isn’t a breeze now. A prickling. Right behind Ben’s right ear, Klaus whispers, “Boo.”

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Ded & Gonne || Devil’s Night || Start || Next

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[centrumlumina]

As part of the AO3 Ship Stats project, this list shows the 100 most-posted pairing tags on Archive Of Our Own in the period August 2017 - July 2019.

This list was created by comparison of current number of fics with data gathered for the 2017 AO3 Ship Stats. Due to the stats not being collected last year, this post covers a two year period instead of the usual “this year’s top 100″ post.

There are 66 M/M pairings on the list, 17 F/M, 5 F/F, 9 Gen and 3 Other. (Please note that on AO3, ‘Name & Name’ indicates platonic or familial ‘Gen’ relationships, while ‘Name/Name’ is used for romantic and sexual pairings.)

Of the 200 names on the list, 28 are women and 3 are characters of ambiguous gender, down from 34 and 4 in the 2017 list. 64 are POC, and 11 are racially ambiguous, compared with 62 and 11 two years ago.

For more information about the AO3 Ship Stats project, please check out the accompanying FAQs. You might also be interested in the All-Time Top 100 Pairings and the Femslash Top 100 list. These stats are also available on AO3.

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Rank Change Pairing Fandom New Works Total Type Race 1 2 Keith/Lance (Voltron) Voltron: Legendary Defender 17280 27848 M/M Amb/POC 2 3 James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers Captain America (Movies) 15691 43515 M/M White 3 -1 Castiel/Dean Winchester Supernatural 13537 79650 M/M White 4 3 Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood Shadowhunters (TV) 11569 21224 M/M Whi/POC 5 4 Jeon Jungkook/Kim Taehyung | V Bangtan Boys | BTS 11309 18118 M/M POC 6 11 Steve Rogers/Tony Stark The Avengers (Marvel Movies) 10867 30700 M/M White 7 -3 Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 10723 33110 M/M White 8 N Peter Parker & Tony Stark Marvel Cinematic Universe 10285 10639 Gen White 9 1 Min Yoongi | Suga/Park Jimin Bangtan Boys | BTS 9712 16849 M/M POC 10 13 Keith/Shiro (Voltron) Voltron: Legendary Defender 9202 12182 M/M Amb/POC 11 82 Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren Star Wars Sequel Trilogy 9083 12260 F/M White 12 N Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia 9022 9855 M/M POC 13 -12 Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) 8653 22515 M/M Whi/POC 14= N Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia 8516 9309 M/M POC 14= -6 Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski Teen Wolf (TV) 8516 56021 M/M White 16 N Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett 8475 8737 M/M White 17 -1 Kim Namjoon | RM/Kim Seokjin | Jin Bangtan Boys | BTS 8418 13558 M/M POC 18 1 Jeon Jungkook/Park Jimin Bangtan Boys | BTS 8247 13306 M/M POC 19 8 Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug Miraculous Ladybug 8196 14477 F/M Whi/POC 20 N Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia 8136 9116 M/M POC 21 -15 Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Sherlock (TV) 7230 59436 M/M White 22 0 Jung Hoseok | J-Hope/Min Yoongi | Suga Bangtan Boys | BTS 6561 10433 M/M POC 23 N Pepper Potts/Tony Stark The Avengers (Marvel Movies) 6144 13847 F/M White 24 -11 Kara Danvers/Lena Luthor Supergirl (TV 2015) 5677 9459 F/F White 25 -10 Dan Howell/Phil Lester Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF) 5633 15554 M/M White 26 24 Jeon Jungkook/Min Yoongi | Suga Bangtan Boys | BTS 5030 7452 M/M POC 27 N Loki/Thor Thor (Movies) 4794 11533 M/M White 28 5 Sirius Black/Remus Lupin Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 4622 14755 M/M White 29 11 Kim Taehyung | V/Park Jimin Bangtan Boys | BTS 4485 7401 M/M POC 30 -12 Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren Star Wars Sequel Trilogy 4265 12275 M/M White 31 -10 Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter Hannibal (TV) 3964 15214 M/M White 32 N Eddie Kaspbrak/Richie Tozier IT (2017) 3799 3799 M/M White 33 N Hank Anderson/Connor Detroit: Become Human (Video Game) 3782 3782 M/M White 34 44 Kim Taehyung | V/Min Yoongi | Suga Bangtan Boys | BTS 3746 5546 M/M POC 35 39 James "Bucky" Barnes/Reader Marvel Cinematic Universe 3730 6201 Other Whi/Amb 36 N Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia 3612 3779 M/M POC 37 5 Merlin/Arthur Pendragon Merlin (TV) 3511 21070 M/M White 38 38 Fox Mulder/Dana Scully The X-Files 3510 7604 F/M White 39 17 Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs) 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs 3509 5279 M/M POC 40 42 Betty Cooper/Jughead Jones Riverdale (TV 2017) 3501 4646 F/M White 41 N Tenth Doctor/Rose Tyler Doctor Who (2005) 3499 9081 F/M White 42 -30 Dean Winchester/Sam Winchester Supernatural 3493 26287 M/M White 43 45 James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark Marvel Cinematic Universe 3443 5947 M/M White 44 1 Dean Winchester/You Supernatural 3439 7457 Other Whi/Amb 45 N Tony Stark/Stephen Strange Marvel Cinematic Universe 3405 3480 M/M White 46 N Peter Parker/Tony Stark Marvel Cinematic Universe 3368 3573 M/M White 47 N Lee Donghyuck | Haechan/Mark Lee NCT (Band) 3214 3541 M/M POC 48 15 James Potter/Lily Evans Potter Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 3196 8029 F/M White 49 15 Jon Snow/Sansa Stark Game of Thrones (TV) 3179 5736 F/M White 50 N Keith & Lance (Voltron) Voltron: Legendary Defender 3171 4193 Gen Amb/POC 51 N Rey & Ben Solo | Kylo Ren Star Wars Sequel Trilogy 3124 4213 Gen White 52 -14 Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson One Direction (Band) 3115 32449 M/M White 53 30 Byun Baekhyun/Park Chanyeol EXO (Band) 3112 5212 M/M POC 54 -8 Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 3096 9574 F/M Whi/Amb 55 30 James "Bucky" Barnes & Steve Rogers Captain America (Movies) 3072 8088 Gen White 56 14 Lance/Shiro (Voltron) Voltron: Legendary Defender 2993 4298 M/M POC 57 -13 Bellamy Blake/Clarke Griffin The 100 (TV) 2952 11448 F/M Whi/POC 58 7 Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling 2937 7596 F/M Whi/Amb 59 N Billy Hargrove/Steve Harrington Stranger Things (TV 2016) 2930 2930 M/M White 60 32 Jeremy Heere/Michael Mell Be More Chill – Iconis/Tracz 2777 3857 M/M Whi/POC 61 N Brian Kinney/Justin Taylor (Queer as Folk) Queer as Folk (US) 2713 5638 M/M White 62 -37 Jesse McCree/Hanzo Shimada Overwatch (Video Game) 2678 5831 M/M Whi/POC 63 N Adam/Shiro (Voltron) Voltron: Legendary Defender 2661 2661 M/M Amb/POC 64 N Liam Dunbar/Theo Raeken Teen Wolf (TV) 2646 2646 M/M Whi/POC 65 N Jon Snow/Daenerys Targaryen Game of Thrones (TV) 2608 3040 F/M White 66 N Hank Anderson & Connor Detroit: Become Human (Video Game) 2606 2606 Gen White 67 -12 Gabriel/Sam Winchester Supernatural 2605 12661 M/M White 68 N Bakugou Katsuki/Todoroki Shouto Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia 2603 2840 M/M POC 69 N Eddie Brock/Venom Symbiote Venom (Movie 2018) 2581 2581 M/M Whi/Amb 70 N Kim Seokjin | Jin/Min Yoongi | Suga Bangtan Boys | BTS 2580 4369 M/M POC 71 N Waverly Earp/Nicole Haught Wynonna Earp (TV) 2529 3685 F/F White 72 -61 Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) 2517 6351 M/M Whi/POC 73 N Eleven | Jane Hopper/Mike Wheeler Stranger Things (TV 2016) 2491 2876 F/M White 74 N Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù 2481 2481 M/M POC 75 -4 Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley Harry Potter - J. K. 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dora and the lost city of gold: a review

this was... not what i had hoped. i LOVED dora as a kid - i had dora pjs, a dora throw blanket, a TON of toys... i even found TWO dora necklaces in my childhood jewelry box and wore one as a bracelet to the theater (bc the chains were kid-sized, therefore too small for my adult neck). i SO wanted for this movie to be good, and it kinda... wasn't.

okay, the first, like, half hour/40 mins or so were excellent. the opening with kid dora and diego was one of my favorite parts. i had said beforehand whenever i saw it in the tv spots that i could have a whole movie of just that, them as kids with their imaginary adventures. an authentic live-action dora.

i didn't mind the jump in age and the high school thing either. the gag of dora learning what high school and socializing with kids her age is like was great, and it even hit hard when diego wanted nothing to do with her. again, would have taken a whole movie of that too.

it's when we got to the jungle stuff that i started... questioning things. monkeys can't talk but mercenaries were working with a talking anthropomorphic fox who wears a mask? yeah, that was a bit far-fetched. though, side note: i LOVED swiper, from his lines to his design - all of it. he was just such a side character in the movie. i expected him to be the main villain but considering dora didn't really know him going into this movie... i guess they're setting up for a sequel where he is the big bad? (but do i actually want more of this? i don't know.)

obviously i won't go and give a full plot summary now, i'll just go into the good and the bad. the other students, sammy and randy, were okay. i understand the need for this to not be entirely focused on dora and diego, but when they kinda teased them & alejandro continuing the trek on their own, i almost got excited. but nope, other students came back. woo. and having them be love interests for dora and diego was annoyingly forced. i mean, the randy/dora thing was more one-sided than anything but sammy/diego was dumb and forced and i wasn't here for it. at least bc when sammy met dora, i was like, "let's go lesbians!" they seemed cute together. they fit that "i gave my crush a note that said 'get out of my school'" meme thing.

though, dora and diego's arc kinda reminded me a little alex & justin's in the wizards of waverly place movie??? both had campfire bonding scenes. and if you think i'm implying incest here with that comparison (listen if you didn't lowkey ship jalex with that movie, you're just dumb) then yes, i am. not like i want it in canon, but hey, it's fiction. real world rules and morals and shit don't apply, especially considering all the unrealistic shit that happened in this movie. their relationship had more depth and heart than sammy & diego's forced little... whatever it was. when i got bored halfway through the film, i honestly just felt anxious to start writing fix-it fics for them. and i absolutely plan to. judge me all you want, i don't care. i'm not actually harming anyone.

(which does remind me of one little issue i had - dora's parents didn't seem to recognize diego??? obviously he did get older so yeah, he's not the little boy they looked after, but he even called them "tios" - or "tio y tia", i forget, but "tios" is probably the correct plural for aunt & uncle, considering "padres" = parents - and then there was some joke about dora's dad not really caring what happened to the other THREE kids when they were captured. i was so confused and mad about it that i even whispered to my mom, "he doesn't recognize his own nephew?!" she might not have heard me but OH BOY, did i have a problem with that part.)

the last act was where the movie kinda jumped the shark for me but whatever, i guess it's a fantasy now. woo. oh, i forgot to say before - eugenio durbez was fun! i love him as an actor. the villain twist was pretty predictable (his "i'm a friend of your parents" just screamed STRANGER DANGER), but the funnier scenes with him were good. i wish he was an ally the entire time, and swiper was the big bad. but whatever. like i said, sequel!

also i don't know who the heck this movie is for. the opening & that 2d animated sequence (i loved it so much!!! also served as a good example of what i wanted out of a whole film. REBOOT THE SHOW, NICK! with that newer animation style!) were definitely meant for those of us who grew up with the show, but a lot of the humor was really juvenile. too many poop jokes. they showed the quicksand fart sound gag in a trailer and i thought it was cute, but that Other Scene? it was too long, not funny, and i was kinda concerned for sammy, considering she was interrupted. but then the action makes the movie seem like it's for older kids, so... i was really confused.

i guess like the first descendants, this was kind of a mess and all over the place. but descendants fixed itself (mostly) with its sequels, so maybe dora could do the same, if it makes enough to warrant a sequel or two. (considering it only had like a $49 million budget, i think it should make enough for a sequel? but we'll see.)

as for live-action remakes of beloved cartoon series, i'll stick to kim possible. (where is THAT sequel, disney?!)

7/10.

[hopemikaelsvns-moved]

i binged TUA in one day AND I REGRET IT CUS I WANT MORE tell me your thoughts.

IT’S SO LATE, IM SORRY BB. it’s just that studying took me all the time and also gather my thoughts and actually using my brain, yikes.

SO, i started tua with not a big hopes to be honest. like, i was bored, i was in the metro station and there was the commercial with all the super adjective, ect so i started the first day it was out. AND BOY I WAS NOT READY FOR THIS. i loved the show with every fiber of my body because it wasn’t the regular super heroes serie that you’ve seen the last few years. honestly, it felt like it was a show about a messed up family that learns to reconnect for some (i thought mostly of vanya and luther who were apart emotionally from the siblings than others?? idk how to explain it), or understand their mistakes (like allison did) or just deal with emotional stuff for real. and the super heroes, powers and apocalypse things were just an extra. the plotlines was awesome and actually better than in the comics because when you compare with the comics, the comics feels weak compared to the show. the actors were actually amazing and i loved every single of them?? like i love how they all understand their characters and found their way to make their portrayal feel real. almost as if the characters and the actors are one.

in term of characters, I LOVE ALL THE HARGREEVES CHILDREN WITH MY ALL HEART (and yes, it includes both vanya and luther guys). also, i lowkey loved grace and pogo and patch. luther is really an interesting character, and i may be biased because i can relate to him. i think that deep down, he’s a great person who just want to make the world a better place. like, sure he’s far from perfect and has some flaws but what i see is a person who never had the chance to be their own person, clearly. think about it, luther was put in the first place, the leader, so it can explain why he’s bossy or why he thinks he’s right or he should be the one leading. but also, regishit manipulated him into being loyal to death and just only think of his mission. he never got the chance about anything but number one/spaceboy and never left the house. and then he nearly died and was injected with a serum that changed his body/made him feel like a monster without having any choices nor consent. like idk, i just love luther. diego is THE LOVE OF MY LIFE (but like, u can guess i’ve got a diego url and a fic with him as a li sooo). he’s got such a big heart, and he’s genuinely a good person who deserves better. also, when he spoke about regishit at his funeral?? iconic dare i say, i was like “grad him bb”. i just think he’s perfect and i just love him. now allison hargreeves or do you my baby who deserved better?? in the comics, i hated allison (and the fact that in the comic she used her rumor power to force luther into kissing her made me yikes) and she’s my soft bean. allison is really a strong character not only because she’s badass but also because she’s so kind and empathetic to literally everyone. she cares, and she isn’t afraid to show it. also, i love how she recognize that regishit raised her into bad habits and actually want to change and just stop living like reginald taught her to. klaus hargreeves aka my son. he’s one of the best thing of the show tbh. like his character is a mix of sad and funny and one second you can laugh because of something he does and the next second be like “no bb, let me wrap you and cuddle you”. his growth so far was amazing because he went from someone who was literally using drugs as a shield from both his powers and in my mind, emotions and ended by embracing both. for five, i loved him. like, he was literally a 50s years old in his fourteen body and like, we love that trope in that house. but also, it was pretty sad but i loved how eventually, he accepted help/reconnected with his family. for ben, the little we saw of him and let me tell that i love him. he’s the braincell of the family and you can’t convince me otherwise, and also justin h min is a treasure we need to keep. as for vanya, i see myself a LOT in her. but like, it’s not important. she just deserves the world because she deserved NOTHING of what she got, and i can’t understand the hate vanya got?? because she was lied HER whole life about what she could do, and mostly because regishit couldn’t bother trying to actually teach vanya how to handle her emotion in a healthy way. instead, he just drugged her into feeling almost nothing. then she understand that she was lied to, so yeah, sure she hurt allison (did it was unfair bc she was just kid when reginald forced her into doing it? yes. but reginald is dead, and just when she learnt that she rumored by allison, allison is doing it again and it kinda triggering for her after so yeah, it’s unfair to blame both of them) and the apocalypse was technically from her. but it’s just a result of regshit raising the kids.

in term of ships, i don’t really ship anyone on the show?? not hazel and the lady. and even less allison and luther (BC IT’S FUCING INCEST GUYS, STOP IT PLS). unfortunately, diego and patch was short lived and i didn’t really have time to get attached to them.

anyway, it was my really long post but don’t hesitate to hit me up if you have other question!

[canongigolas]

I was tagged by @mssileas, thank you!!

I was tagged on my main blog but thought it was more appropriate on this one.

Relationship Status: Single pringle

Favorite Color: (Lol I spent like 5 min on this question) I’m gonna go with ocean blue

Lipstick or Chapstick: Chapstick WITH a bit of tint

Last Song I Listened To: “Miss you” by Louis Tomlinson

Last Movie I Watched: Thelma, Norwegian thriller that I actually loved!

Top 3 TV Shows: Queer as Folk, Breaking bad, Sex and the City. All old like me.

Top 3 Characters: Samwise Gamgee, Justin Taylor, badger in Animals of the Farthing wood

Top 3 Bands: One Direction, Queen, Florence + The Machine

Books I’m Currently Reading: Nothing mate, I’m reading fics as usual

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Do it if you want! :)

[icyhobi]

Hey I have just finished AITD after starting it 40 mins ago and please tell me why you ended it when it was the most exciting?huh?please?please?oh god. By the way the character you created for JK is kinda similar to Justin Bieber's Danger persona if you ever read that and by that I mean,I really like the story even though it is not the bes and can be improved 💪💪

Uhh no, I’ve never read a Justin Bieber fic in my entire life… and I understand that there is always room for improvement, but I feel like the way you said it was kinda mean? Like I’d be fine with constructive criticism, but you just said it wasn’t the best…. and didn’t say any way to improve….

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1 9 and 27 ;3c

oh boy back aboard the salt train leggooo

1. What OTP(s) in your fandom(s) do you just not get?

anything w seunggil or anything where like,,, jj’s not w isabella (more like the fics where they break up cause like???? theyre happy together whats the point) also ushioi whic h im not gonna explain but yea

9. Most disliked character(s)? Why?

i really don’t dislike many characters tbh,,,, like justin law from se cause he broke my heart, that tongue piercing guy from hq cause he was gross, seunggil cause they didnt develop his character??? i dont see the point in hardcore hating a character when there’s always room for change and development

27 was already answered buuuuuut also probably minami for least shippable. not that i dislike him, he’s a good kid, but they gave him 10 mins of screen time and ive never been able to ship ppl that dont show up for so many eps (but also i can be convinced to ship him w someone if im given a good fic)