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Coolest Quick Changes in “Nerdy Prudes”
Wanted to take a moment to draw your attention to some of my favorite quick changes from Nerdy Prudes Must Die:
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Max > Dying!Max, and Richie > Mascot!Richie These two were fairly obvious and straightforward with only one item of clothing to change, but they had to build these costumes to make them easy to get on and off!
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Detective Shapiro > Bryce’s Nerd, and Officer Bailey > Kyle
Just right there in the opening. Wigs, hats, glasses, jackets, and even shoes. They had one short verse to go from their law enforcement looks to their student looks, and they made it look easy.
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Kim’s Nerd > Karen Chastity, and Mark Chastity > Officer Bailey
Kim and Curt each had one short scene to get these quick changes done. Again, the number of articles of clothing and accessories (like the shoes and glasses!) are fantastic!
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Peter Spankoffski > Dan Reynolds > Barbecue Guy, and Ruth Fleming > Donna > Ruth Fleming
These must have been intense. You can see them running offstage for all of these quick changes, and they have basically zero time for this. Joey’s quick changes here took less time overall, but Lauren had a more complicated change because of the wig/headgear, dress, and shoes. These two do a scene, change, do a dance number, change again, then come back for one of the funniest scenes in the show. Crazy impressive!
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Stephanie and Peter > Homecoming outfits, and Max Jagerman > Homecoming student
Once again, after the scene of Max’s defeat ends, they have one tiny filler scene to change their whole outfit—again, including the shoes! Will’s quick change gets bonus points because even though he had more time, he had to get all of the ghost makeup off of his face, neck, and hands.
Honorable mentions go to all of the wig and hairstyle changes that the female performers had, because it was a LOT. Major kudos to the costume designer, June Saito, and the cast and crew members that pulled this off!
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im-not-a-l0ser · 4 months
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Okay, yall. Karen's accusations.
"Ziggy/Reynolds was in the school, we all know they're the local mule, selling drugs to our children.... we know they love killing"
Well, for Ziggs it's simple. They are a drug dealer (so, is that a crime?), and they're nonbinary. Those confused sinners, mutilating children's bodies!
Reynolds, he's a volunteer counselor. Karen once heard he recommended someone talk about getting Prozac! He pushes the idea of mental health, that's gonna get someone killed! They need to find their way to God.
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the-nefarious-vampire · 6 months
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rewatching hatchet town and maybe im just overthinking but i swear kim doesnt say "shit" in the line "can i shit or will i drown". like her lips dont move at all? i might be wrong cause its a slightly awkward angle and she moves on that word but if im not just imagining things then thats like, REALLY good continuity with angela covering her mouth on the "im so fucking dead"
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orthwormus · 1 year
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when we get another nightmare time i wanna see one based around the chastity family but not just grace. i wanna see mark and karen chastity be just as unhinged and repressed as grace is. i just know it runs in the family
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deconstructthesoup · 5 months
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Thinking about it now, I think the thing that was kind of a curveball for me about Nerdy Prudes that's obvious in hindsight is that... Grace and her parents have a very loving relationship.
Don't get me wrong, Karen and Mark are still exactly the type of people who I wouldn't want to meet in real life. They're super conservative, they're ridiculously set in their ways, they think that seeing PG movies and carrying each other's books is scandalous, and the lessons that they've instilled in her daughter have clearly messed her up---she thinks that touching herself and lying to the police is the worst thing that she could've done even after she unintentionally gets Max killed and then covers it up, and something as inane and subjective as her virginity is what she cherishes above her family, which is insane. But honestly, I did expect Karen and Mark to be unbelievably strict towards Grace, and for her to be visibly tired with all the pressure.
Instead, Karen and Mark think that Grace is their little angel who can do no wrong. They're clearly worried about her once she starts acting off, and Mark actually seems vaguely easygoing for the Chastity standards in terms of letting her off. Even though their values are messed up, and they're pretty much the reason why Grace is the way she is, they're sweet and supportive.
Which makes so much sense for Grace. Obviously she wouldn't be so high-strung and uptight if she resented her parents. Obviously she wouldn't parrot everything they say if they were horrible to her. She has to have a great relationship with her parents, or she wouldn't be Grace Chastity, Nerdy Prude. Beyond that, that gives the relationship nuance! Karen and Mark can have unhealthy values that messed Grace up and made her go off the deep end over one sexual fantasy, and they can also absolutely adore their daughter and implicitly trust that she's doing what they think is right! It doesn't have to be a clear-cut "they're bad parents" dynamic! They can be good parents to Grace while also having failed her in some very key ways! This is fascinating!
And maybe this is just because they're played by Curt and Kim, who just make every relationship they play better, but it works. It really works. It makes the entire Chastity family so much more fascinating, because it's even more compelling imagining a scenario where Grace goes through positive character development and has to tell her parents that what they taught her is wrong. Can you imagine how hard that would be? Telling your parents, who have been nothing but loving and supportive to you for your whole life, that you're having doubts about what they taught you---and dealing with the very real possibility that all of that love and support could go away once that's out in the open? After years of having an open and honest relationship with them?
Would Karen and Mark not love Grace anymore if she was no longer her teacher's pet, straight-laced, prudish self? Would they kick her out? Would they try and change her? Or would they listen to her, and take the time to be better?
We don't know, because they're complicated. On the surface, they're stereotypical, but peel back the uber-Christian jargon and the 1950's sitcom attitude, and you have two individuals who clearly love each other, and their daughter, very much. Is that love conditional? Who the hell knows? Until Nick and Matt answer us, all we have is speculation!
And that's so! Damn! Fun!
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the-river-rix · 12 days
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Live laugh love the Chasity Family
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The Chasity Family are those people that say “hate the sin, love the sinner”
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COREY DORRIS AS SOLOMON LAUTER
The Mayor of Hatchetfield
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ANGELA GIARRATANA AS GRACE CHASITY
The Biggest Prude You'll Ever Meet
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MARIAH ROSE FAITH AS STEPHANIE LAUTER
She's Got A Problem With Authority
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LAUREN LOPEZ AS RUTH FLEMING
She's Such A Loser, Telemarketers Hang Up On Her!
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JOEY RICHTER AS PETER SPANKOFFSKI
No Spankoffski Will Ever Amount To A Hill-O-Beans In This Town!
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BRYCE CHARLES AS DETECTIVE SHAPIRO
Homicide Investigator For The H.F.PD.
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JON MATTESON AS RICHIE LIPSCHITZ
They Call Him "Shit-Lips"
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KIM WHALEN AS KAREN CHASITY
Loving Mother, Churchgoer, Murder Suspect?
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WILL BRANNER AS MAX JAGERMAN
He's A Literal Monster
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CURT MEGA AS MARK CHASITY
Hatchetfield's Most Religious Realtor
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hatchetverse · 3 months
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Sooooooooooo holy bastard huh
Anybody got fic recs?
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henriediosa · 1 year
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la sagrada familia 🙏🏻
mark's costume is based on the audition picture that curt mega posted, and karen's costume is based on crunchy moms on instagram.
image description in alt text and under the cut.
image description: a pencil sketch of mark, karen, and grace chasity from nerdy prudes must die! mark is a man with swooped-back hair and a moustache wearing large square glasses and a suit. karen has her long hair in a low bun and is wearing a collared dress with long cuff sleeves and a crucifix necklace. both of them are standing behind grace, with one hand on each of her shoulders. grace has her wavy hair in low pigtails and is wearing a crucifix necklace and a striped long-sleeved shirt. she is holding her hands together in a prayer position. they are all smiling at the viewer. id ends.
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violetheart77 · 1 year
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💖 Last-Minute NPMD Prediction Polls! 💖
Last one, and it’s a biggie:
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im-not-a-l0ser · 4 months
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"Why do the Chasity's not have their plunger in the bathroom?"
Well, they have two bathrooms. They bought a big house back when they were anticipating (and subsequently had) 7 kids.
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swingingthehatchetnow · 5 months
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I think we’re sleeping on the possibility of Karen Chastity and Girl Jeri being related. Sisters, perhaps. Both raised very religiously.
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twola · 1 year
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you mentioned wanting some smutty prompts; how about the opposite of Seven Deadly Sins?
what about Seven Heavenly Virtues with a high honor!Arthur and an F!reader getting into all kinds of NSFW shenanigans, except filled with turmoil and drama as i imagine a high honor Arthur wouldn't want to impose at first... 👀
Oh! I have thought about this in the past - this isn’t going to be anywhere near as ambitious as that, but here is a drabble post with the seven capital virtues.
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Virtuous
High-honor Arthur Morgan x Younger F!Reader Smut (18+), MDNI
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At least with you, he will try to be a good man. It doesn't come naturally, of course.
Chastity: the state or practice of refraining from extramarital, or especially from all, sexual intercourse.
You’re drunk. Rip-roaring drunk. Stumbling drunk. But on a night like tonight, you blend in. Tonight liquor is flowing and the mood is jovial: little Jack is back in his mother’s arms and for once in the past several months, everything seems like it’s going to be okay.
You aren’t as drunk as Karen, god, that’s a good thing, her drinking is getting a bit out of control.  But you’re drunk enough to be troublesome.
You’re drunk enough to sneak away and climb into Arthur Morgan’s bed. He’s important enough that he’s gotten his own room, and as Javier belts out another refrain in Spanish, you sneak away and creep upstairs in the old plantation house, into Arthur’s room. The oil lantern casts shadows in the room, over shelves of ammunition, knives, and a map stretched out on a table. 
You sway slightly, moving toward the bed. You’re not sure you’ve ever been this drunk before. 
What you do know is how you’ve been watching him for months, probably since you joined this gang, nursing an infatuation for Dutch’s top gun. You know he’s older - you’re not much past twenty yourself, but it is him you see when you shut your eyes and touch yourself on lonely nights.
Kicking off your shoes, you crawl into his bed, pulling the sheet over yourself. Somehow, the whiskey in your belly burns in a smoldering frustration - you want him, you want him, and damnit, you’re going to do something about it.
Arthur returns to his room much later in the night, smelling like cigars and whiskey.  He pauses, for a moment, seeing a huddled form in his bed, but quickly relaxes, taking his hat from his head and placing it on the shelf atop a box of rifle cartridges.
“What are you doin’ up here, little lady?” He asks in a patient tone, unwinding his gunbelt from his hips, spreading it over the map on the table.
“Waitin’ fer you, Mister Morgan.”
Arthur sits on the edge of the bed, “What could you possibly be waitin’ for me for?”
You push yourself to sit up on your elbows. “How come you don’t have a lady, Arthur?”
He snorts, smirking slightly and shaking his head while pulling one of his boots off, “None would have me, Miss.”
“I would.”
Arthur stops, turning around and looking at you.
“Little lady, you’ve had quite a bit to drink tonight. Talkin’ all sorts of silliness.” 
You shake your head, your hair falling out of its messy braid, you reach over toward his arm, placing your small hand upon it, “I- I know I’m young, Arthur, but I could make y’so happy- ‘nd -”
A hiccup interrupts your confession. Arthur’s confidence is not inspired, as he turns back toward his other boot, sliding it off as it tumbles to the floor.
“ -’ nd, - and I know I could keep y’satisfied.” You punctuate the last word by running your hand from his forearm up his bicep to his shoulder, gently rubbing at it.
The liquor in your system has removed any sense of propriety from your mind. Every tawdry fantasy of Arthur Morgan you’ve had in the past months runs through your head, and now here you are, in his bed, practically propositioning him.
“Darlin’, this ain’t a good idea.”
You pull your hand back like you’ve touched a hot stove. “D’ya… d’ya not want me?”
He turns again, moving one of his legs onto the bed, and faces you fully as he takes a deep breath. “Sweetheart - I…that’s not…”
“I can go, I’m sorry, I’ll not bother-” You stumble over your words, trying to crawl out of bed.
His large hand on your thigh stops your forward motion. It also stops all coherent thought in your head.
“I ain’t gonna take advantage of you with you near fallin’ over drunk, little lady. But ‘course, course I want you - I don’t know why a pretty young thing like you would want an old man like me for.”
“Arthur-” You whine, and he blinks as seemingly all of his blood rushes to his groin at the needy sound of your voice.
“Y’need to get some sleep, then we can talk about this.”
“In the morning?” You ask, and he gently takes both of your shoulders and guides you down to lie in his bed.
“We can talk about it in the mornin’. After you’ve slept this off, alrigh’?” 
“Promise?”
“Yes, darlin’. I promise.”
You take that to be enough and settle down in his bed to sleep. Arthur sighs, watching as you quickly drift off, and stands up, pulling an old chair next to the bed and sitting down in it. He runs his hand down his beard and stares at the cracked and stained ceiling of the room.
Christ, the girl in his bed was close to fifteen years younger than him. He shouldn’t be entertaining this at all, for her sake. Dirty old man…
But still, he did have a soft spot for the smiles you give him. The sway of your narrow hips as you walk in camp, the shine of your long hair, the freckles that have developed on your face, and decolletage under the Lemoyne sun…
And here you were, in his bed, pleading with him to sleep together.
Arthur crosses his arms over his chest, leaning back in the chair, knowing that for your sake, he had to be a better man.
Temperance: the quality of moderation or self-restraint.
The sunlight on your eyelids makes you scrounge your nose, and your eyes slowly flutter open. Your head pounds, but you blink yourself into self-awareness, realizing everything you said and did last night was not, indeed, a dream.
Arthur is sleeping in the chair next to the bed and nods awake when he hears you moving.
“How’re you feeling, little lady? Seems like you had quite a bit to drink last night.”
You rub your forehead, avoiding eye contact with him, a vibrant blush settling on your cheeks as you sit up. 
“I c’n go get you some coffee.” Arthur stands up, moving toward the bed to put his boots on. At that moment, you decide to go for broke, reaching out to grab his arm.
“Mm?” Arthur hums, turning toward you. Your eyes flit from his, down to his lips, and you unconsciously lick your own. With the newfound courage of a woman with nothing to lose, you surge forward and press your lips against his. He is surprised and doesn’t respond for a moment, but after recollecting his wits, he turns fully toward you and wraps one of his arms around you.
You pull back, your eyes still looking downward. “I think we agreed that we was gonna talk.”
“We did,” Arthur says, but he leans in to press his lips against yours, his tongue brushing along the seam of your lips, demanding entrance. You sigh, leaning into him and allowing him so. His lips are chapped, but still soft, as his large arm winds around you.
It’s several moments like this, mouths moving against each other, until you maneuver yourself nearly into his lap, clutching at him desperately.
You pant into his mouth, reaching toward the button on his trousers. His hand catches yours, however, and a groan rumbles from deep in his chest.
“Arthur -” You whine, you feel your bloomers wet against your skin, and you’re sure that he’s hard in his trousers. 
“C’mon now, sweetheart.” He grits out, pressing you away from him in the bed.
You pout, “You said we would talk about this in the morning.”
“I reckon we better start talkin’ then. Don’t think we were doin’ much talkin’ there.” 
Patience: the capacity to accept or tolerate delay, trouble, or suffering without getting angry or upset.
Arthur was a busy man. As the lead enforcer of the gang, he was one of the men who brought in the most money - he could be very convincing at the end of a shotgun.
You knew Arthur did what he had to do: it kept you fed, clothed, cared for. 
You were also annoyed that you’d barely seen him for a week: frankly, since that morning after Jack’s return, he’s been in and out of camp at Dutch’s beck and call. Only around to give you sweet kisses behind crumbling columns or trees draped with Spanish moss. 
When you do get the chance, you clutch at him as if you could make him stay, pressing your tongue into his mouth, trying to pull him downward. It is really somewhat laughable, as he could toss you over his shoulder one-handed should he choose.
But he doesn’t choose.
He does pull you away after several moments, usually after the soft moan has escaped your mouth and you’ve pressed yourself against him.
“Patience, little lady. Ain’t no one ever tell you the best things come to those who wait?”
You pout back at him, deciding not to tell him how you’ve snuck into his room and touched yourself in his bed at night.
Diligence: having or showing care and conscientiousness in one's work or duties.
The afternoon heat hung low, sweat breaking out on the back of your neck as you rushed toward the back of the old plantation house, hiking up your skirts as you bound down the stairs of the back porch while no one is around. Bolting toward the old dockhouse, you grin as you see Arthur’s horse grazing in the fields at the back of the property.
He’s standing there, whisps of smoke drifting upward from the cigarette hanging from his lips. Leaning against a cypress tree eyes out on the horizon over the waters of the Lanaheechee.
He hears you coming, why wouldn’t he, you’re bowling through like a bull in a china shop. Arthur turns right as you come up to him, nearly launching yourself at him in delight.
“Whoa there, gonna run straight into the water now.” Arthur smiles, his hands on your shoulders.
You press forward into his embrace. “I knew you’d catch me.”
He snorts lightly, his arms moving to wrap around your small waist.
“Y’ready to get away for a bit?”
You look up at him, a head and a half taller than you, beaming, “Really?”
“Reckon I’ve done enough jobs to earn an afternoon off. C’mon, let's get out of here.”
He winds his arm around your shoulder and starts walking the two of you toward his horse. 
“Where we goin’?” You ask as you reach the mare, and Arthur swings you up to sit on the horse’s rump. He taps your leg lightly.
“You’ll see, little lady.”
Charity: aid given to those in need
The picnic in the meadow outside Bolger Glade did not last long. A few canned peaches were consumed before you crawled into Arthur’s lap and drew him into a kiss.
This time, finally, he does not push you away as you press against him. Indeed, he does the exact opposite. He rolls you beneath him, flat out on the blanket, and moves his lips from yours down your neck, suckling gently at the skin there, before his hand ducks downward to gather your skirts up, fingers trailing up your legs underneath the cotton.
“Y’want this?” He pants in your ear as his rough fingers press against your bloomers, and all you can do is whine needily in acquiescence. 
He pulls your bloomers down, down your thighs, down past your knees, and tosses them to the side before sliding his hand up your skirts again. You cling to his shoulders, eyes fluttering shut as a high moan as he touches your skin. 
Arthur rubs in gentle circles against your folds, and your breath loudly hitches as one of his fingers pauses near your opening for but a moment before sliding inside. 
Hopefully, you’re far enough from the road not to bring attention to the two of you, because you’re having an increasingly hard time keeping quiet, thrusting your face against his shoulder to muffle your sounds, especially when he slides another finger into your wet warmth.
It's only a few moments more before you keen, mewling into the linen of his shirt as he whispers sweet nothings in your ear: good girl, that’s it.
“Let me… let me make you feel good,” You pant, reaching for the buckle of his pants as you regain some of your wherewithal.
He gently swats your hand away.
“Hush, I ain’t done with you yet.”
You want to scream aloud when his head disappears under your skirts and you feel his tongue press against your cunt.
Humility:  a modest or low view of one's own importance; humbleness.
You moan into his neck as you roll your hips in his lap, his hands spread wide over the globes of your rear and he pants in return, grinding you against the hardness in his pants.
“Fuck,”  he swears, and lays you down on the blanket, looming over you, hands reaching to undo the buttons of his trousers. “Y’ready?”
“Y-yes.” You shiver, opening your legs for him and starting to pull your skirts up, uncovering inch by inch of your inner thighs up to the thatch of dark hair shrouding your cunt.
Your breath hitches as he fully opens his pants, about to pull his length from them.
Arthur stops, looking at you, studying your eyes, your face, before frowning. “You’ve never done this before.”
He leans back up onto his knees, shaking his head. You rocket up in concern, afraid he’s going to leave, god, that would break your damn heart.
“Tell me the truth.” He asks, his tone firm.
You shake your head and Arthur sighs, staring down at his hands in his lap, the swollen tenting of his half-opened trousers, his cock still steel hard.
“I - I ain’t worthy of this honor, darlin’. Y- you should have a far better person than me bein’ your first.” Arthur says, one hand moving to redo the buttons of his pants.
“No,” You cry out forcefully, grabbing his hand, “I want it to be you, Arthur.”
“Little lady-”
You interrupt, grasping his hand in your own and interlacing your fingers. “You’re kind, and you’re wonderful, and I know you ain’t gonna hurt me.”
You lay back on the blanket, your hair fanning out, and still holding his hand, you pull him toward you. Arthur closes his eyes, visibly struggling with himself.
“I-”
He trails off, and after several moments, his eyes flutter open again. You’re spread out beneath him, his knees framed by your open legs, your face flushed, your cunt wet and needy and ready for him.
“Arthur. I want it to be you.” You say, with more force behind your voice.
He breaks.
“Alright, sweetheart… Alright.”
Kindness: the quality of being friendly, generous, and considerate.
Arthur pulls his cock from his pants, stroking himself several times, and as you watch him, your hand moves down between your legs, touching your glistening folds as he grunts in approval. After several moments, he looks back at you, a serious heaviness in his eyes.
“You tell me if it hurts - you hear that?” “Yes,” you whine, gasping as he moves over you, placing his elbows on either side of your head, capturing your lips as he presses his length against your core, parting your folds, gently jutting his hips back and forth, covering himself with your slick. 
The head of his cock hits that bundle of nerves and you moan loudly into his mouth, and he jolts against you, pressing his length even harder against the seam of your body.
He curses against your lips, pressing himself up with one arm, balancing on his other forearm, as he reaches down between you to grasp the base of his cock. He slowly pulls it down, down the seam of you until the head catches at your weeping opening. He presses in slightly, enough so that he can move his hand, and immediately moves up to cradle your cheek. His thumb traces your jawline for a moment, his blue eyes flutter as he begins to press forward.
Your breath escapes you as you throw your arms around his neck, his flesh splitting you open - it does hurt, but god, if he were to stop, your heart might hurt even more. He’s about halfway in when he starts peppering kisses over your brow, his thumb drawing gentle circles over your cheek.
“Y’okay?” He asks, his voice not more than a whisper.
“Yes, please… please.” You plead, unable to articulate any further.
Arthur groans, pressing completely inside you, his girthy cock fully seated, and he remains still as your fingers dig into his shoulders, his work shirt saving his skin from your nails.
After a few moments, you unclench your hands, one moving up his neck to grasp the ends of his short hair. “Arthur,” you moan, in a high, flighty voice that gives him permission to move.
He slowly, gently, retracts his hips from yours, and then presses back forward, intently watching your face for any twinge of pain. When he sees none, he repeats the process a little faster. And again, a little faster.
You gasp and whine in tune with his thrusts, and finally, he lets out a groaning whimper after he’s sure you’re enjoying it. “God, you’re so tight, squeezin’ me like this-”
You mewl as he lowers himself completely over you, your ankles crossing over his lower back. The sounds coming from your mouth edge on obscene, as Arthur thrusts into your accepting body over and over again.
“That’s it, that’s it, c’mon, darlin’, let go.” He grunts into your ear, nuzzling against the side of your head.
You cry out, your back arching up as you convulse around him, crying his name in absolute adoration.
Arthur presses his forehead against yours, gritting his teeth and screwing his eyes shut as he thrusts a handful of more times before pulling himself from you, reaching down and stroking his cock as he finishes, his spend coating his fingers and dripping to the blanket beneath you.
He pants, leaning on his side as he lowers his hip to lay beside you, your legs falling open. He kisses your forehead, one of his large hands pulling your skirts down over your knees and thighs as you catch your own breath.
“Good for ya?” He rumbles, his hand finding purchase on your soft belly.
You open your eyes, smiling up at him. The sunlight pours through the tree you rest under on the warm afternoon.
“You’re so good for me, Arthur.”
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smashingonlivetv · 4 months
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i really like the scenes of the chastity family being wholesome 😭 my little sister hates it but how am i supposed to react when grace says she just needs a kiss from karen??? that’s so fucking cute ??
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