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g-xix · 7 months

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🔞AMP EATING OUT HC'S

What the AMP boys are like giving head Feat: Duke Dennis, Kai Cenat, Agent00, JiDion, Fanum

Duke Dennis -This mf is so fuckin hot it's crazyy -Presses a myriad of kisses all over your inner thigh, even leaves a hickey there just so that only he can see it, cuz he's a possessive mf -Even starts with pressing a kiss on your core, wetting his lips which he j licks off before getting in there -And he's like, 6'2 so i know DAMN WELL he's got some sexy long fingers that he's gonna be scissoring in your pussy whilst he wraps his lips 'round your clit n sucks on that -Double stimulation of your g-spot and clit has you cumming haaard -And I j get the feeling that Duke's the type that's gonna ask whether you wanna do another round after that- maybe with his cock in your hole instead, this time

Kai Cenat -I just don't think he's much of a giver 💀 -I feel like he'd rather use fingers than go down on a girlie and eat it up -Atl he's... tried before? -Sorry but I just can't imagine he'd be good at it 😭 Like he'd be narrating to himself what he's doing just to like... Affirm to himself that he's doing it right -But this is the type of guy to get the left flap confused with the clitoris -Wondering why you're not moaning or really saying nothing... Eventually just had to say "You know what, maybe this isn't for you" -sorry to the Kai girlies but I just don't think Kai's got the good head game in him 😞

Fanum -This mf loves eating, and eating you out is no exception ong fr 🙏 -I feel like he'd be so easily turned on an picks up on signals sooo easy, so best believe that after a whole night out of teasing he wouldn't be playing around -Soon as you two get a moment alone he's not even wasting a second of time to take of your clothes or nun -Pulls up your skirt, pushes your panties to the side - the one time you wore a pair of tights he ripped through them like nothing, making you gasp and hiss his name - he just hushed you with promises of ill buy you a new pair don't you worry sweetheart- -And he's a messy mf when he's going down -Lapping that shit up like a DAWG, has you cursing n squeezing his head HARD between your thighs -Honestly it's crazy how good this guy is at giving head and he's a cocky bastard because he knows it too

JiDion -I think his song Thick Chicks affirms what typ'a girl he's into -And facesitting, he's a big fan of that -He likes a girlie sitting on his face, grinding down and riding his tongue -Clamps his arms around your thighs to your your pussy flush against his mouth

Agent -Sooo this guy could not SHUT UP about eating ass, and squid pussy during that AMP x Beta Squad vid -And I think his enthusiasm has me convinced that he is genuinely into all that... not eating squid pussy, eating ass i mean -Has you on all fours, hand pressing your upper back down so that your face and tiddies are pressed into the bed, ass arched on up -He's got one hand 'round your thigh, rubbing up n down, occasionally his thumb curling over and pressing to your clit, drawing circles on your clit and making you arch back into his touch -and he's going between licking your pussy and eating you out there, and spreading your cheeks n eating ass -I feel like he'd have experience too, yk, like he'd be good as hell with his tongue

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artcryptid-blog · 6 years

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tagged by @hey-laura (thank!!!!!!!) and i haven’t done a tag game in a while so!

— what was your last…

1. drink: water 2. phone call: my mom 3. text message: my best friend 4. song you listened to: Rollercoaster by Bleacers 5. time you cried: the other night

— have you ever…

6. dated someone twice: no 7. kissed someone and regretted it:nope 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: yeah 10. been depressed: lmao!!!!! yup! haha :’) 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: yeah rip

— fave colours

12. red 13. black 14. grey

— in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: absolutely! 16. fallen out of love: kinda finally stopped thinking abt someone i spent last year getting over i guess 17. laughed until you cried: so many times 18. found out someone was talking about you: nope! 19. met someone who changed you: idk, not really? 20. found out who your friends are: ya it was a big deal for me 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: noot

— general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: like. most of them probs? dont know if ‘we’re family but you live in a different country and i’ve seen you like twice ever at the most’ counts as knowing people irl so maybe like half??? idk 23. do you have any pets: yup! lizard boyo (radagast) and a snake (merle) 24. do you want to change your name: not really. i wouldn’t mind getting it legally changed to kai or kaiya for convenience but it’s not a huge concern 25. what did you do for your last birthday: hung out with my family & my friend’s family! 26. what time did you wake up today: about 8:30am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: was en route to town for a late night maccas run w/ the bestie 28. what is something you can’t wait for: i’m getting a proper gaming laptop for my birthday this month! 30. what are you listening to right now: old jenna & julien podcasts 31. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes

32. something that’s getting on your nerves: living with my parents sdhjkdfsd

33. most visited website: youtube & nexus 34. hair colour: purple 35. long or short hair: super short! i got it cut & coloured last week in a julien-esque style and i LOVE it

36. do you have a crush on someone: yep yep yep yep yep yep yep oh god

37. what do you like about yourself: i mean??? other than the debilitating depression what is there that’s NOT to like?? i’m fucking iconic nicknames: kai, kaiya 41. relationship status: completely in love and have not told her anything beyond ‘i would 100% date you if you were up for it lol’ so sfhujksdfs prayer circle for me to get my shit together and come clean 42. sign: aries 43. pronouns: eh (they/them mostly. she is alright? idk i dont really care) 44. fave tv show: of all time, bbc merlin. right now, queer eye 45. tattoos: one so far 46. right or left handed: right 47: ever had surgery: nah 48. piercings: three, all in my ears 49. sport: i used to play netball and i miss it a lot but it’s not fun anymore so no thank 50. vacation: probably europe idk 51. trainers: what about them??? i rly just wear the same pair of ratty sneakers every time i leave the house

— more general

52. eating: nothing but last thing i ate was a potato 53. drinking: water 54. i’m about to watch: just finished up watching some jenna & julien podcasts and now im going to bed 55. waiting for: being asleep im so keen 56. want: to move out and live w/ my friends 57. get married: maybe? i’d do it as long as i didn’t have to say vows in front of a crowd or anything. no thanks. cryptid wedding pls, sweep me off my feet and marry me deep in a forest somewhere where nobody can be aware of us 58. career: i dont know! bye!

— which is better

59. hugs or kisses: both 60. lips or eyes: eyes 61. shorter or taller: literally do not care 62. older or younger: not too far in either direction 63. nice arms or stomach: Arm Muscles™ 64. hookup or relationships: either. both. open relationships. 65. troublemaker or hesitant: u mean: big anxiety vs uncontrollable need to be insufferable

— have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: no 67. drank hard liquor: yup 68. turned someone down: don’t remember 69. sex on first date: nope 70: broken someone’s heart: not that i know of 71. had your heart broken: yeah 72. been arrested: no 73. cried when someone died: yes 74. fallen for a friend: :’)))))))))))))))))

— do you believe in

75. yourself: yeppity yep 76. miracles: eh. kind of. im pretentious and fake deep but i like to believe in people and choices more than Miracles™ 77. love at first sight: not really but my track record is exclusively falling for best friends so who knows, maybe some people do have love at first sight 78. santa claus: nah 79. angels: no.

— misc

80. eye colour: blue 81. best friend’s name: krista 82. favourite movie: return of the king 83. favourite actor: god idk. katie mcgrath maybe

84. favourite cartoon: avatar last airbender yes laura!! 85. favourite teacher’s name: kim, she was the teacher librarian at my primary school and she used to pull me out of class to show me the newest harry potter movie trailers and news and stuff sdjfksfgfj

uhhh im gonna tag @stvles-stilinski, @softdario @etherealswan @risingbarnes and then @phantasizeit @phanarchy @phloridas ok u know what im not tagging every single member of the duck demons individually if y’all see this i tagged u. consider urself tagged. im going to bed, love u xx

#kai.txt #long post--#this is. a long post. goodnight

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nightwingswing · 8 years

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The family’s girl (Batfam x reader) Part3

Hi there! I hope you all enjoy the third chapter of “The family’s girl”. Finally you met the Family!

Part1 Part2 Part3 (You are here!) Part4 Part5 [Interlude] Part6 Part7 Part8 Part9 Part10

“Timmy? Little brother what are you doing here?! Came over to see you favorite big brother?”

Tim blushed and turned to Dick who was smiling broadly while Tim glared.

…

Awkward.

“Brother? Tim, this is your brother?” You asked.

“Why yes, (y/n). My little brother didn’t talk about me? Wow Timmybird, I’m hurt.” Dick feigned sadness.

“Dick, I thought you had work to do.” Tim said smiling sarcastically.

“I thought you had homework. “Dick smiled sardonically.

“I already did it” Tim glared

“Really? Does Bruce know?”

“Okay, stop it you two.” They stopped glaring at each other and looked at you. “What do you want, Dick?”

“Oh, right. I wanted to invite you to have breakfast tomorrow, like the two of us had this morning” As Dick said that you two had a date he looked at Tim smirking.

Tim glared at him. “Oh. (y/n) I didn’t know you and my brother knew eachother.”

“I meet him when I moved here. I told you about him, remember? The guy who helped me move. My neightborg?”

“You didn’t tell me it was my brother.”

“I didn’t know!”

“So, What do you say (n/n)?” Dick asked.

“Tomorrow I got to go to the university. I got some paper to submit.”

“Oh well. I could take you there and after we could go have lunch together!”

“…Okay. See you tomorrow, Dick” You smiled at him.

“Night, (y/n)!. Can wait until tomorrow!” He winked at you before going back to his home. But before he closed the door he said

“Oh right. We’ll see tomorrow at the special family dinner, right Timmybird?”

“Yeah” Said Tim, who all of you had forgot about.” We’ll see each other.”

“Do you want to come in Tim?”

Tim thought about it, he really really,really, really wanted to come in. He sighed, But he got to prepare everything for tomorrow night.

“Just for a bit. Meanwhile I wait for the car.”

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Meanwhile Dick was pressed against the door, green with jealousy.

His little brother had to like the same girl he’s starting to fall for.

Perrfect.

He had to upgrade his flirting methods.

Tomorrow was the day he would demonstrate he was the better option.

He just had to find his secret weapon.

His tightest pair of pants.

wink

////*\\\

The morning came and Dick was waiting for you in front of his door.

He looked at his watch, nervous.

Heh, Dick Grayson, nervous?

Impossible.

As you came out of your house, Dick looked at you and a blush invaded his cheeks.

“You’re beautiful, (y/n)”

“Thanks Dick”

“Let’s go”

////*\\\\

After a fun trip to the university, you handed your papers and they gave you your schedule. Dick was waiting for you in his car, all the while checking if his hair was perfect, if his teeth where impeccable, if his breath smell… he even put more cologne on!

“Okay, I’m done.” You said as you entered the car.

Dick jumped a bit, surprised the his ears became a cute red color.

“So where are we eating?”

“I know the perfect place”

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Dick took you to a wonderful place, where they served (f/f). Your smile widened as you grabbed Dick by his hand and dragged him in. Dick smiled lovingly as his cheeks blushed.

The dinner was wonderful.

Funny jokes, flirty remarks, you two chatted of almost everything. He told you how he was an acrobat before and promised to show you soon some tricks

“I hope to see you in the manor tonight.” Dick smiled shyly.” I-If you want, we could, uh go together.” His hand brushed back hi hair nervously.

“Sorry Dick” You smiled apologetically.” But Tim will pick me up tonight.”

His eyes hardened.

“Like last time? He let you freeze in the cold night!” Your eyes widened surprised.

“How do you know that?” Dick eyes widened and his hand covered his mouth. But it was too late.

S*it

He and his mouth.

“U-uh, m-my friend uh, Night- Nightwing! Yeah! H-He told me that he saw the prettiest girl he ever saw and I knew it was you.”

You raised an eyebrow, skeptical.

“Sure…”

////*\\\\

Wayne manor was chaotic.

“No, Alfred! Dick MUST sit as away as possible from (y/n).”

“NO! Damian can’t sit next to her! He will tell her LIEEES about me!.”

“Or Dick or Damian, what do you prefer master Tim?”

“…Cass?”

“What’s going on here?” Bruce Wayne entered his dinner room to see his middle child graving all the plates that Alfred put on the table, each plate with the name of each of his children, and moving them. Changing them from place to place. The only plate he didn’t touch was (y/N)’s and his plate.

Alfred looked done.

Tim ran around with plates, moving them around. Yelling hysterical.

Bruce face palmed.

What does this girl do to his strategist, practical, intelligent son?

Really Tim, so OOC.

Bruce smiled behind his hand.

He can’t wait to meet her.

////*\\\

Tim was up in his room, looking over all his suits.

This one. No, to ugly

That one. No, to baggy

Then this? No, to tight.

*Sight* Tim choose already! Oh, I got it!

Finally!

Tim put a black tuxedo with a red tie. The suit made him look like a character out of a movie.

He smiled at himself and started brushing his hair.

Oh no

Here we go again.

Hair up No, to Robin.

Hair down No, to Dick

Hair to the left Nah, to normal

Hair to the right This wasn’t too bad, but no.

Hair slicked back This could-

“PFFFT. What’s up, Timmybird. Getting pretty for you lady?” Jason Todd, dressed casually, was leaning against his doorframe. Looking at his little brother rare antics, it was to funny!

“Jason! What-Wait a moment, are you recording this?!?!”

“Totally. This is going to YouTube.”

“JASON!”

Jason ran out of Tim reach while laughing hysterically. Tim tried to chase after Todd but Alfred showed up on his way.

“Master Tim, I’m going to pick miss (Y/n). Do you wish to accompany me.”

Tim glared at Jason, whose head was sticking out of the corner of his room, smirking at him. Seeing that Tim was looking at him, he pointed at the phone and then mouthedat Tim:

“IM GOING TO SHOW HER THIS”

Tim fisted his hair, frustrated.

He had the feeling the night wasn’t going to end well.

At least, not well for him.

////*\\\\

You were dressed in a beautiful (f/c) dress, with a pair of (flat shoes/ heels) that matched your dress. Your (long/short) (h/c) hair was brushed and fabulously styled. A diadem decorated your hair. You put very little of makeup, tonight you preferred to be yourself. Your lips were painted with a pink gloss.

You looked breathtaking.

Yor phone buzzed.

Tim said:

(y/n)! I’m outside!

You said:

‘Kay! Be there in a sec.

You grabbed your purse and keys and went down, where you saw Tim waiting for you.

He looked so handsome today. You blushed and looked at him shyly.

“You’re looking handsome, Tim.”

“You think so, hehe” Tim said scratching his head. “But you are looking extremely beautiful tonight. I knew a natural look would look better on you. Even though you look extremely beautiful all he time and-“Tim babbled flustered until Alfred saved him by opening the door for the two of you.

Thanks Alfred, The life saver.

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The two of you were in front of the doors of Wayne manor, and you couldn’t keep your mouth of opening in astonishment.

This house was so big.

Oh my gosh, it was like a thousand times your apartment.

Wow

Before Alfred could open the door, someone did it for him.

“OMG, she is here!!!” You heard before a purple blur grabbed your hand an dragged you in.

“Steph!” You heard Tim shout in the backroom. But the blurr you think was named “Steph” dragged you to the dinner room but before entering Tim grabbed your other arm and stopped the two of you. Then you could look at this “Steph” and she was a blonde girl around your age dressed in a purple dress.

She smiled at you and winked.

“You’re cute (y/n). I think I’m gonna like you”

You smiled at her before looking at Tim whose hair was disheveled.

“Ready?” Tim asked as he slicked his hair back again.

“Ready” You said.

As Tim opened the door you started hearing chatter inside. When the door opened completely you two (more you than Tim) became the center of attention.

You blushed and waved at all the unknown faces.

“Hello, I’m (y/n). Pleased to meet you” You blushed under all the scrutiny gazes.

“(Y/N)!!” Dick shouted as he came to you to hug you, pushing Tim slightly away from you. “Come, come! I’m going to introduce you to the family!”

“Okayyyyy” You said as Dick dragged you person by person.

“This is –“

“I’m Todd, Jason Todd. Nice to meetcha (y/n). Didn’t think Timmybird had such a good taste in women.” Jason smirked at you and kissed your hand flirty.

Cue the glaring of the older and middle bird.

“Ignore him, Hi! I’m Stephanie but you can call me Steph. Nice to finally meet you. Really Tim never shuts up about you. Since I know him he’s been talking about you nonstop.” You laughed embarrassed as Tim covered his red face in his hands.

This was a bad idea.

“This girl next to me is Cassandra! We call her Cass thought” She smiled at you calmly and you smiled back, at least she was less rambunctious that Stephanie.

“Nice to meet you” You said and she nodded.

Then came a woman in a wheelchair. She smiled at you.

“Sorry for them, they’re just excited to finally meet the mysterious (y/n). Tim always talks about you. My name’s Barbara Gordon. Nice to meet you.” She shocks your hand and you smiled embarrassed.

“Did he talk about me to everyone or something like that?”

“Pretty much, yeah he did” Barbara said.

“Oh!”

“Hey, I’m Luke, Luke Fox. Nice to finally meet you. I got to say, Tim is right you’re beautiful.” He smiled nicely and you flustered smiled back.

“Thanks, nice to meet you too, Luke.”

“I have to say you are not as bad as I thought you were going to be, if Drake liked you.” The youngest member said. He looked intimidating for sure. His gaze was the most scrutining gaze of the room. “My name is Damian Wayne. Pleased to make your acquaintance.” He said you smiled at him.

“Likewise, Damian.” You nodded at him, and a bit of red could be seen in his ears.

Tim quickly came to you and tried to drag you away from Damian.

“I’m not done talking with her, Drake.” Damian said as Tim scoffed.

“You are now” Tim replied.

Damian grabbed your other arm and pulled you towards him.

“Stop it, demon!” Tim said, repressed anger flowing of him like waves.

“You can’t tell me what to do.” Damian relied.

They began a tug war, pulling you from one side to another.

Dick saw that it could end in a fight and tried to stop it only to be pulled on it. Jason saw the pleading look Dick gave him and tried to save you and the situation.

Tim saw the looks his brothers gave you and didn’t like it.

No one bit

Suddenly a booming voice came from the doorframe.

“WHAT IS GOING ONE HERE!?”

The man you recognized as Bruce Wayne said.

Suddenly, the boys stopped and let you go with all your bad luck that you fell on the ground. Bruce Wayne looked at you, eyes unreadable. You swallowed, he was even more intimidating that his son.

You smiled at him from the ground, waving.

“Hi…”

“…”

Wow (y/n), such an awesome first impression.

To be continued...

(promps/ requests still open!)

TAGS:(I still don't know how this works sorry) @twilight-loveer @syrenak

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