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ruskaroma · 1 year

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Is it normal that Keanu passed from being the cute boyfriend to the sexy stepfather? LOL XD XD XD <3 <3 <3

NAHHHH I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS TOO !! he really went from being a two goody shoes boyfriend to a hot dilf stepfather that you’d fantasize in the middle of the night.

#ask #keanu reeves dilf #DILF.#D #I #L #F

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generalkenobee · 9 months

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Imagine John Wick fucking you in his big kitchen, he has you bent over the counter screaming while grabbing at anything you can, the sinks, cutlery, holding out your hand as a sign that you want him to grab it.

So now John is fucking into you, telling you how good you're being whilst your hand rests in his gently. He tucks a loose strand of hair behind your ear "yeah? Ya like that sweetheart" and if you don't answer he'd just chuckle to himself knowing how fucked out you are.

#x reader #john wick #bodyguard john wick #dilf john wick #john wick smut #john wick x reader #john wick my beloved #generalkenobee #keanu characters #keanuverse #keanu Reeves

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errwin · 2 years

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dilfism.

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moodlevoodle · 11 months

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absolutely scrumptious thank you

#🤭🤭🤭#keanu reeves #pedro pascal #jensen ackles #taika waititi #ryan gosling #dilfs of the year #lgbtq

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doll4dilfs · 6 months

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i love inspo <3

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bruciemilf · 2 years

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" Keanu reeves should be Batman" you fools; you witless Clowns. He should be Alfred Pennyworth

#keanu reeves #alfred pennyworth #john wick backstory to me is tight #text post #battinson with a super badass dilf everyone hits on gimme it

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xo-jocii-xo · 2 months

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Matthew gray gubler, Johnny Depp, Thomas Gibson, adam rodriguez, Ryan reynolds ,Penn badgley, Pedro Pascal, keanu reeves, Oscar Isaac, Ryan gosling, robert Downey Jr., Hugh Jackman, James McAvoy, Chris pratt, and Paul rudd can have it all day all night from the counter top to the kitchen sink, from the bed to the toilet seat, unprotected, raw, sloppy, rough, violent, till the walls peel off, till the bed breaks till the hinges unscrew from the door, till the house collapses in.

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findmysamurai · 1 year

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去 insane

#dilfs icons #jeffrey dean morgan icons #mads mikkelsen icons #keanu reeves icons #norman reedus icons #icons 120x120 #spirit icons #icons para spirit

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pedros-immaculate-vibes · 2 years

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I want a fanfic of Joel Miller and John Wick absolutely annihilating some kind of military base to get Ellie and a puppy

#Joel miller #tlou #the last of us #last of us #hbo #john wick #keanu reeves #puppy #ellie #wick #SAVAGE JUSTICE #Pedro Pascal #being a DILF #I WANNA COOK FOR HIM AND GIVE HIM A WARM BLANKET #Fanfic

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generalkenobee · 8 months

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Don't talk to me, I'm thinking about John Wicks tattoos 🎀🫨

#x reader #generalkenobee #dilf john wick #bodyguard john wick #john wick smut #john wick x reader #keanuverse #keanu reeves #keanu characters

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belaofarc · 5 months

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Here me out yall… okay so…

Dilf cult Au with all the major dilfs in media and like Keanu being the priest (meowwwwwwwwwwww) and the reader is the chosen one and during the major ceremonies they all gangbang the reader idk I came up with this in like a second so it’s all cloudy but I actually need this….. make out what you can…

#keanu reeves fanfic #keanu reeves x reader #dilf lover #dilf fanfic #i love dilfs #fanfic ideas

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errwin · 2 years

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A&W.

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doll4dilfs · 6 months

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red inspo 💋 ‧₊˚ ⋆.

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hope-to-hell · 2 months

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Pedro Pascal and Keanu Reeves are both prime examples of how you don’t need to have kids to be a dilf so long as you’ve got that special something

#keanu reeves #pedro pascal #dilf nature

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unlimited-sciuridae · 4 months

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I was reminded of Balthazar from the 2005 Constantine and yeah that's just peek Vox energy. Got that American Psycho Patrick Bateman vibe.

You can trust him.

Actually now that I think on it it's kinda odd that it's so hard for demons to interact with the living world in Hazbin. Most demon media has some kind of system of demon and angels influencing humans. A fun way to pass time is rewriting the rules of Hazbin according to whatever other demon based media you want. Or smash them together.

Anyway Constantine 2005 was a great movie and the idea of angels and demons wearing humans as flesh puppets for power went harder than it needed to.

#original post #I imagined alastor thinking deadites as uncultured bottom feeders for an Evil Dead crossover bc Al is many things but he's got class #Was it a good Constantine adaptation? I hear it wasn't but i can play alone in this sand box that's fine #Also all respect to sad dilf lucifer but did he ever materialized from the ceiling oozing damnation goo #To nullify holy water and tease a dying Keanu reeves ? No #No he did not #The reviewers I watched thought it was unusual to have lucifer in white and I suppose so #Im so used to Hazbin Luci I forgot that might #Be a weird concept given the association with holiness #It hits harder in the movie given it's realism of course

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takiki16 · 2 years

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are u entering a jon hamm phase?

#my posts #jon hamm #I'M HONESTLY SO FRUSTRATED AND IT'S LIKE...beyond the USUAL frustration that i feel #when i get suckered into an imdb walk for a very Basic Looking White Dilf who happened to turn a key in my brain under a blue moon!!!!!#the thing is that YES i'm going through a H A M M phase and it is COMPLETELY the fault of unpretty's Sorrowful and Immaculate Hearts series #on account of Jon Hamm is their ideal fancast for bruce wayne and honestly it's a GOOD CASTING #but then i remembered that i saw baby driver once upon a time and thought buddy and darling were super hot and now i'm HERE #WATCHING FUKKKKING MAD MEN AND BEING MISERABLE ABOUT IT #it's not that jon hamm is a bad actor - he does a very good job actually! the Emmy was deserved!#it's not even that it's his ONLY good work - he does OTHER WORK and in different genres than '60s drama and he does well!#it's simply that none of jon hamm's work really CLICKS with me in the way I'm looking for when i do an imdb walk #i like to be able to like...ROOT for the character my current fave plays? I like them to be an Empathetic Protagonist?#preferrably in a genre setting and/or with interesting and attractive costuming so I can ooh and ahh?#keanu reeves was GREAT for this. keanu has a lot of suitable Leading Man roles that lent themselves well to imdb walk #but the H A M M -as i have said - seems to EXCLUSIVELY play roles along a very specific spectrum!!!#either he's some kind of Mid to Highly Toxic Masculinity Man who is Handsome (TM) and knows it and is a jerk #or there is Nothing Behind Those Eyes except part of the humor is that it's jon hamm so no one ever like...pegs his himbo characters #the whole point of them seems mostly to laugh at them and never to exploit the appeal of Golden Retriever Boyfriend #it's less of a spectrum than a venn diagram but THE WHOLE THING is that Don Draper is jon hamm's most famous role #and while Mad Men is such an aesthetically pretty show it does NOT SPARK JOY IN ME. EVERYONE IS CYNICAL AND MISERABLE ALL THE TIME #and the rest of the H A M M's filmography seems to be deliberately in reaction to don draper in SOME form #but sadly the reaction never goes to roles that i find the most endearing? WHICH IS SUCH A PETTY COMPLAINT AND MY TASTE IS VERY BAD #BUT LIKE...THAT'S WHY I'M IN DENIAL ABOUT THIS IMDB WALK AND GENERALLY FEELING SAD ABOUT IT

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