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allu-viia · 4 months

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MC: "Who let you into the kitchen?"

Kuras: "How did you know I was in the kitchen?"

MC: *points at whatever disaster he caused*

Kuras: "...ah"

#touchstarved vn #touchstarved #touchstarved game #touchstarved fanfic #touchstarved meme #touchstarved kuras #ts kuras #kuras #red spring studios #keep this man out of the kitchen #he accidentally committed arson I'm sure of it #angels can't cook for shit

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heroswags · 22 days

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i cannot stop thinking about this

#dorohedoro #dorohedoro fanart #drhdr #drhdr art #he would indeed fuck a bowl of gyoza #someone keep this man out of the kitchen

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even-michael · 3 months

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michael way needs to stop cooking

#He may continue in a metaphorical sense #But for the love of god keep this man out of the kitchen #even michael #mcr #my chemical romance #Mikey way

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zeb-z · 1 year

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The knife being given to Ron for him to use in the kitchen instead of being used against him as intended was so good. It was Cellbit’s knife before it was Bad’s, his sort of reassurance and comfort during triggering or stressful moments, as well as a reminder of what he wants to avoid reverting back to. A knife that gave him options.

The way that knife symbolized extremes and bloody decisions, given to Bad to carry out the actions Cellbit suspected of him, that of which Cellbit would not do but would look the other way of, knowing well what sorts of violence Bad can commit.

Bad never uses it. As much as everyone expects him to, he instead gives it to Ron for its intended purpose. Just like instead of having killed him, or as heavily implied, eating him, he had taken Ron somewhere safe.

Idk something about how characters come back from extremes, and the other islanders help in this. Baghera helping Bad settle on helping Ron escape. Cellbit’s family helping to keep him choosing the better options, striving for something level headed and rational, at the very least. Something about how people can do terrible things, but then they can do better and work to correct for what they’ve done, how forgiveness isn’t impossible and reformation is in reach.

Something about Cell’s knife, clean and newly sharpened, stored in a drawer in Ron’s kitchen, now used for gentle things.

#smth about taking poor bloody decisions and turning them into something that is good. kidnapping ron and turning it to helping him escape #and figure out a life away from the Feds. taking this knife with a long history and using it for its intended purpose - kitchen work #though I know it’s not the same knife it’s symbolically the same knife yknow yknow #idk man the way this happens when people understand bad and why he’s doing what he’s doing #even Cellbit with his own understanding and helping bad even with those bloody intentions and purposeful looking away. it was support #support that bads been lacking. and like no it’s not good but like at least bad has had something that’s not just accusations and such #like. it’s tricky. bad has been very much in the wrong. but like with Charlie when he went crazy with grief he came back with help #bad has hardly been the worst person morally on the server so far #but idk. smth about realizing you’re in the wrong and righting it. how the islanders keep eachother up like this #mcyt #qsmp #q!bbh #bbh #q!cellbit #cellbit #z speaks

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rwby-confess · 2 months

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Confession #170

#rwby #philosophicalpug #hear me out #what if #Raven never told about it to Summer and Tai #one bit too close call and Raven is gone #Qrow thinks shes being too paranoid because he doesnt know the full truth #Qrow thinks they are able to face whatever it is that comes their way with Ozpins aid #Raven helped Yang that one time but told Qrow to tell her its not going to happen again #if it happens again shes afraid she will get attached #she wanted to stop Summer and she made offhand comments about keeping Ruby safe #out of Vale; out of huntsmen academies #but there wasnt really anything Raven couldve done and Qrow felt so much joy of veing able to teach Ruby things #since Qrow is never getting kids of his own; due to his semblance; this is closest thing he gets to family #man #if we got into kitchen the insurance company would constantly b on our asses because we would cook absolutely fire there #shit would be on flames 🔥😎🔥#Raven Branwen #Maiden things

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coffinpal · 2 years

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Rise boys meeting my boys~

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt #tmntredline #raphael #leonardo #donatello #michelangelo #ill have to let the splinters meet i think they'd like each other #tmnt au #these are not ocs they are an au tmnt #raph is being followed by a tiny man #leos need to watch out for lotus and the cone snail #donnies traded eyebrows and freckles #mikey is trying to keep rl mikey from burning down the kitchen #my art #save rise of the tmnt #I have brain rot for my own iteration of tmnt #this is so old aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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my-thoughts-and-junk · 1 month

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thinking about fallout 4 against my will

#random thoughts #fallout #unfortunately nora compels me #the fact the 'hi honey!' tape specifically mentions her 'shaking the dust off' her law degree is interesting #like she gave up her job to stay at home with her husband and kid. why?#like that's a whole year. at LEAST.#love the idea of nate pressuring her into it <3 maternity leave turns into 'isnt it so nice being with sean around the clock?'#'too bad you won't have this quality time when you return to work'#turns into 'you can always return to work if you feel like it but we DO have a lot saved up . . .'#and it's like. okay so fallout 4 would be so much better if it were set in the 1960s. literally no reason it shouldnt be #yknow beyond complying with lore which. it isnt that faithful to in the first place #i just think it's weird the game is like 'here's the FUTURE' and then it's like 'here's the FUTURE FUTURE'#anyway make it the 1960s. give me time-appropriate fucked up family dynamics #and nora's a laywer and a feminist who promised herself she'd never compromise her career for a man #and nate seemed so NICE and like he understood until uh oh. frog in a slow cooker #and he makes everything seem like it's her idea until she's barefoot in the kitchen with a screaming baby on her hip and burnt food in a pan #and she doesn't even realize she's trapped until it's too late. isolated from friends and family #idk ill do more research later to make it more time-accurate (ESPECIALLY interested in second-wave feminism)#anyway i think she cheats. with a door-to-door salesman selling places in the bomb shelters #(honestly probably the only adult social interaction she's had in weeks beyond her husband)#i like to think at some point she had a bit of a car accident due to the stress so nate took her keys #probably just a minor fender bender he blew out of proportion but she believes it because oh god what if she hurt sean #her feelings toward sean are complicated. i dont think she quite loves him which she feels guilty about so she overcompensates #with trying to keep him as safe as possible and she feels like he KNOWS and HATES her #(honestly when the bombs drop everything happens so quickly and when she's in the future and registers sean's gone she feels. so relieved)#(followed by heavy shame)#nate sabotaged her birth control btw. love evil 1960s patriarchs #never outright stated but heavily implied!#anyway nora in the future (while she felt very progressive for her time) feels very out of place #like her ideals have no place. like she has no place

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humanimalgam · 6 months

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finally finished disco elysium yaaaaay

#i love when i actually finish video games i like instead of arbitrarily dropping them at the climax & never picking them up again <3 #anyway it was really good but as my brother pointed out. it is kinda weird to introduce the killer so late in a murder mystery #like surprise! it was this guy who hadn't even been mentioned until you stumble across him in the last hour or two of gameplay #bit of an odd choice given the genre but i'll forgive it bc it was overall oustoundingly well written #i can't say there was no foreshadowing as to who the killer really was beforehand but it still kinda came out of left field #like garte really didn't notice this weird old man slinking into his kitchen & crawling around inside the walls of his hotel even once. okay #loved that the cryptid was real tho. best part of the climax frankly. i knew i was right to keep running around cryptid hunting #who's laughing now kim #animal.txt #disco elysium #disco elysium spoilers

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pbaintthetb · 1 year

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had such a perfect gag of JC rifling through Huaisang's cupboards and finding a tupperware with a post-it-note reading "Not for cooking! :-D" on it and asking what it was only to be met with the response "da-ge's ashes"

except that like if anybody can't be cremated in mdzs it's nmj so like, well that's a perfect gag chucked away.

Like sure NHS can still say it but it's not half as funny if everybody involved knows it's not true

#mdzs #random #this is actually related to the ghost hunter modern au i just mentioned #you know when people are coping so well and so unbothered by things that it actually means they're really fucked up #yeah that's nie huaisang in this fic concept in a nutshell #i'll stop spamming about fic ideas i can't write soon i just this fic is funny and im lazy so it's tragic it wont' be #'funny' in the way deadset is funny as in everyting that is crack turns into dramedy with a splash of horror >:-(#like nhs lying to jc about him keeping his brothers ashes in his kitchen in a regualr container is kinda funny #but i want to look into and scoop out the noggin of a man who is actually doing that like what is WRONG with him #so much #sang cheng is best when nhs is deeply fucked up and jc is the rational one #while still being emotionally stunted traumatised jc

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the-pea-and-the-sun · 19 days

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having to budget for food an b careful w food an not having a lot of space to put my food can b pretty annoying but when my roomates are throwing away 3/4 of their groceries that i cannot touch it makes me feel like im going insane

#at least throw away the food ur gonna throw away in a timely manner so i dont have to watch it decompose on the counter for five days #i would jus throw it away for them but like. ive seen my roomate reheat pizza that had been on the counter for literally like 12 hours #so i dont wanna piss them off by accident sfjgsdlfkg #i would ask if theyre making too much when their cooking or whatever #but i have had zero pleasant interactions w these people. an being the fat person in a house full of skinny ppl i just dont feel comfortabl #asking that #so it just. goes to waste #my lease ends in fuckin MAY #incredibly jealous of my friend who has roomates who keep a clean kitchen an give her a designated shelf an spot in the fridge #an take a day out of each week for everyone to cook an eat together like. y couldnt i have had that. cmon man #i would LOVE to cook for them too but they jus . have not been approachable. if theyre even here when im cooking #most of them jus show up fuck up the kitchen leave a perfectly good meal sitting out and then dont show up again until ive gone to bed

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homoeroticvillain · 27 days

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man. maybe i should get anxiety meds

#says the man who has never gone to therapy in his life and has no idea how to get meds #i just keep having so much paranoia about everything ever recently and i would kinda prefer if i didnt #i was having a good day today but i saw smth about food being recalled and nothing looks like anything we have #but still.........#i might have to like personally clean and check my family entire kitchen to sort this one out too.....#ive been meaning to make my own food more anyways so like #but still this sucks and i hate it here #klepto talks to himself

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familyagrestefanblog · 2 years

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The way I just do NOT trust Gabriel Agreste constantly being the cook in the kitchen

I swear to God he's gonna end up putting sleeping mixture or something similar into Adrien's and Nathalie's food at some point. I don't TRUST him being put in a position where he himself always provides his family with food, drinks ect and therefore can easily slip something in to do whatever to them. He always stands with his back to them, Adrien and Nathalie would only need to be distracted one time for a bit too long and he has them. It's really just a question of "when will he want to take that step?"

Nothing is stopping him. It's seriously ONLY our main villain himself who is stopping himself from taking out his entire madness on his family the way he could if he wanted to and it wouldnt even require the Miraculous. Even Nathalie actually is in disadvantage here when you look at the image because while she definitely doesnt trust Gabriel she’s also trying to take care of Adrien while protecting him

Sleeping potions are nothing unseen in kids media. I'm pretty sure that's the only drugging kids shows can always get away with if it's done in by a villainous character and this show is not exactly subtle with its forshadowing that something is gonna happen and that its most likely gonna be kitchen related:

I just REALLY hate this. This entire kitchen set up is not sitting right with me at all.

And I hate how threatening Gabriel making BREAKFAST for his family has become to me. It's yet another position where he is in control and could do something to Adrien and Nathalie to control them in an extreme manner so they couldnt escape him or he could “keep them in check” long enough for something if it ever were "needed" in his eyes.