#kengan incorrect quotes

[hotpotrandomfics]

Kure Patriach Demands are Flipped?!

Erioh Kure: Excuse me, young man?

Emilio: Yes, do you need something sir?

Erioh Kure: Well, I heard you defeated one of my family members and a proposition.

Emilio: I believe you’ll have to be more specific. *raising a brow*

Erioh Kure: Well, how would you like to marry into the Kure family?

Emilio: Um, I don’t know- wait, you’re related to the persistent assassin? God, what the hell?!

Erioh Kure: Now now, I come baring peace, and you seem keen on war.

Emilio, nerves: W-well, she won’t leave me alone and it’s not as if she isn’t attractive, however…

Erioh Kure: “However?” Boy, don’t get wishy washy with me, or my family. It’s either you join the family or we-

Emilio: Kill me? That’s not selling me.

Erioh Kure: What do you want?

Emilio: Uninterrupted sleep for a week, proper training partners, and a proper introduction instead of sexually harassment. In writing.

Erioh Kure: *sigh* Very well, considered it done.

Emilio: Pleasure doing business. *leaves Erioh Kure*

Erioh Kure, angry: That arrogant bastard!

Emilio in his first year of being a Kengan low level fighter would be introduced the Kure family after two years of steady training with the Kure would reach super human strength in addition to marrying a female member of the Kure family.

[spahhzy]

Jaune and Bleiss (or whatever Jaune ship you want),daily interaction:

[fandom-drables]

I made some more :)

[totallycanonkenganasura]

(Adam smacks a book out of Cosmo's hands)

Adam: Why you reading bitch?

Cosmo: Because I like to read and it's a really good book.

Adam: You're a really good bitch... bitch.

Cosmo: Why you gotta bother me man?

Adam: Because... I'm doing very well at school. I read at a fourth grade level and I really don't want to get left back. So when I see people reading for fun it just makes me feel that much more stupid! And then I get mad!

Cosmo: I... I didn't know that thanks so much for opening up to m-

Adam: Shut up queer!

Cosmo: I don't get it, why you gotta go there?

Adam: I've been having sexual fantasies about some of the other guys.

Cosmo: Wha?

Adam: Shut up! I'm afraid of these feelings. It's like I hate myself so much, I gotta point that hate outward... towards you.

Cosmo: You understand this on such a deep level that-

Adam: I don't understand shit! Now I'm going to punish you physically for acknowledging my emotional problems!

Cosmo: Wait! I was going to say if you understand yourself so well, then maybe you should try working on changing it!

Adam: Of course I want to change it! But it's the only defense mechanism I have against deeper more terrifying problems buried inside of me!

(Stan Dudley pulls up)

Adam: You're lucky my dad's here...

Stan Dudley: Get in the damn truck son! I need to take you home and beat on you cause I hate myself, and you look like your mother who left me. Then I'm gonna block out the guilt I feel with a river of vodka.

Adam: I'm going to internalize that then unknowingly take it out on you tomorrow. (Picks up his bags) coming reluctantly...

[pinkandgreenarepurpleandyellow]

Saw Paing: *Screams*

Raian: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Retsudo: Should we do something?

Sayaka: No, I wanna see who wins.

[gwynlovesdrum]

Koga: *sneezes* Ryuki: Love you Koga: Koga: Did you mean bless you? Ryuki: I said what I said.

[cruger2984]

HiMERU: Toodles, bitches!

Kohaku: Not that I give a shit.

[arundhati-shah4]

I disguise myself as the cook and keep cooking.

Brynne during a heist/sneak attack

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Ren: Toodles, bitches!

Takeru: Not that I give a shit. (continues to write his boxing journal)

[fandom-drables]

I haven't seen one of these for kengan yet, so here we go!

[hotpotrandomfics]

Kure choosing the “hard way”

Emilio: You wanna explain what you’re doing in my home?

Female Kure: I came looking for booty.

Emilio: Booty?

Female Kure: A man’s butt. You see to the Kure Clan, strong booty is more important than food. It’s more important than water.

Emilio: Uh huh.

Female Kure: I know who you are Mr. Emilio Shen, I watch your fights all the time. Now I’m gonna tell you like this: I like ya and I want ya. So we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choices is yours.

Emilio: Well we aren’t going to do anything any kind of way.

Female Kure: I see you’re choosing the hard way. *activates Kure Clan secret technique: Removal*

Emilio: Alright, get out of my home!

Female Kure: I want that booty, Emilio Shen! I’m a warrior! *leaps at Emilio*

Emilio: AAAAAAAAAH! *jumps out the window*

[totallycanonkenganasura]

Mokichi Robinson: I think of all the things that I've been holding inside me that I've wanted to say to you, but [puts up fists] I'm gonna let St. Patrick and St. Michael do my talking for me!

Raian: [puts up fists] You'll have to get through Tip O'Neill and Bobby Sands first!

Rihito: You call those fist names? [puts up fists] Say hello to Bono and Sandra Day O'Connor!

Raian: Those are the stupidest fist names I've ever heard.

[totallycanonkenganasura]

Rihito: I have good news and I have bad news.

Kuroki: What's the bad news?

Rihito: The kangaroo pooped in the tub.

Kuroki: Ichiro, we don't have a kangaroo.

Rihito: Now for the good news.

[totallycanonkenganasura]

Kokomi: Do you even remember the ABCs of healing?

Hanafusa: A…. Bone…. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

[totallycanonkenganasura]

Kuroki: Do not say a word.

Rihito: ...Fergalicious.

Kuroki: Ichiro!

Rihito: Oh, so now it's a word, but 3 weeks ago when we played scrabble it wasn't!

[totallycanonkenganasura]

Ohma: Just promise me you'll do one thing if something goes wrong during the surgery.

Karla: Anything.

Ohma: Blow up the hospital.

Karla: Well... I said I would.