#kicking my feet happily

[flutteredvoid]

the protector of the cosmos

[pktired]

I love pop culture history, I love fast food & theme park/attraction historyyyyyy, I love companies creating entire worlds and loreeee

[phykoha]

Introducing HEA Yuichi Usagi!

In the Elder Brothers' future, Lee and Usagi were married. The rabbit led his own squads, did near perfect supply runs, and could easily cut down Kraang Hounds on his own. Unfortunately, Usagi and one of his squads were ambushed during a patrol. Lee was with them. He was the only survivor...

In the present, Usagi is a regular yokai teen. He goes to school, plays basketball for the school team, and has a part-time job on the weekends. He's not that smart- Heck, his grades are pretty bad- But man, he's great with a ball. And a katana. He could probably give Leo a run for his money.

More HEA content!

[limey-self-inserts]

Hi may I offer you a bribe for more Ascot and Sebastian I'm thinking about them a normal amount OwO Sebastian letting his guard down, gaining new hope, new trust in a human while Ascot's humanity is slowly but irreversably chipped away and they navigate this new existence with his help --- totally normal amount <3

WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH

god I'm. mmmmhnhnhg. not only am I weak for hands but story-telling in hands.

because yes Sebastian has no reason to trust (other) humans, they've only ever been a source of misery for him for the past. 10 years? 12 years? ever since he got framed and then Urbanshade scooped him up to become their little testing ground. it's a debate on how much he sees himself as human or monster, how much of himself is left to be human, how much he just rejects the idea because of how he's been treated. and now the expendables are down here and they're just interested in doing Urbanshade's work so sure, he'll go ahead and use that as an extra way of collecting data to leverage his way to freedom.

only not every expendable is a prisoner seeking freedom. the first expendables were sent down 6hrs after lockdown, and the prison recruitment began 2 days after. Ascot is one of the unfortunate ones to go down first.

they're still human. they're still Untrustworthy. Sebastian's done with caring about other people when no-one cared about him. he doesn't like that Ascot responds to him with concern. he's here to do business, not get worried over too many years too late

it's the fact that they respect the boundaries he puts down with scowls and snaps and thin veils of business-talk. that starts getting under the scales

(more rambles and a drabble excerpt below!)

Sebastian knows powerlessness. it's all he's known for about a decade. every expendable down here is in a powerless situation and for the first time he has Power, from knowledge, from physical capability (and also the triple barrelled shotgun). it's hard not to hold that over the expendables' heads, including Ascot's. the moment they reach out to him, there's a rejection because for a moment they might be considering him on equal footing to them and for Sebastian that's a loss of power all over again. he rejects them for that, and rejects touch for the reminder of boundaries broken over and over again.

the humans around him have always had the position of power over the 'monsters'. as he starts seeing Ascot slip further down from 'human' to 'monster', the footing becomes more unequal. but with the time around them, with the experience of having this human respecting him and being responsive and just - not only is there a smidgen of trust, there's a smidgen of understood experience as he watches them struggle.

neither of them asked for this.

he's in the position of power that the scientists were in when they cut him apart and put him back together and changed him. only he can't control what's happening to Ascot. neither of them can stop the changes, only delay them through keeping Ascot alive for longer. the least he can do is take their hand and go "you're not as alone in this as you think you are".

they may both be monsters in the end but they manage to hold together more humanity than any of the humans that put them in this situation.

but also because of the beautiful bribe, I'm gonna throw in some writing thoughts because yes:

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Those definitely hadn't been there the last time he'd seen the little sardine, now apparently deciding to live up more to their nickname. Sebastian tilted their chin back and to the side, leaning down closer to the table. Two sets of three slits marred the sides of Ascot's throat, and prodding one open with a claw revealing the feathery insides of gill filters.

Not at all unlike the ones under Sebastian's scarf.

As he withdrew with a snap, the slits vibrated, a struggling inhalation of a fish left on dry land. Empty eyes began to clarify with focus, before widening with panic. Ascot jolted, their body shuddering, thin breaths passing through open lips. Their writhing nearly tumbled them off the table, straight into Sebastian's arm, and he struggled to heft them into a firmer grip.

He knew this feeling. He remembered this moment. Only for him it'd come with leather straps and a useless oxygen mask sealed to his face.

The next room over had some containment tubes, empty of subjects - a testing laboratory. Hauling Ascot over his shoulder, Sebastian slithered into the room and up to one of the tubes, sticking a hand in and lapping at the liquid within. Saltwater. The regular stuff surrounding Hadal. Good.

He dumped Ascot into the tube.

Their panic only intensified, and they struck out at the glass tube sides, words lost to streams of bubbles. A horrified stare met his firm gaze as he pressed his hands to the tube as well.

"You need to breathe through your mouth," he said. "The gills will filter out the water. Breathe through your mouth, slowly."

More thrashing. They attempted to break for the surface but Sebastian shook his head, knocking the sides of the tube to get their attention back.

"You're not going to drown, idiot, unless you make yourself. Breathe. Mouth. Slow."

Because why the hell not, he started to mimic what he wanted them to do. Open mouth, slow inhalation, slow exhalation. Ascot watched, and opened their mouth again.

Slowly, slowly. The gills twitched and parted with each 'breath' out. They sank lower into the tube, gaze fixed on Sebastian, meeting each of his breaths. Finally, finally, he let out a low sigh. Resting his forehead on the glass, he hummed out a small low note of relief.

"Good job," he muttered. "You did better than I did." Though no-one had actually told him how, when he'd done it.

A tank of saltwater and a room of scientists with note-pads. No-one batting an eye as Sebastian begged uselessly for help, feeling his insides twist and throat burn and managing to cough underwater. He imagined the room hadn't even heard him, the only sound being pen on paper.

Tonk

Glancing up, he saw Ascot with their forehead against his, on the other side of the glass. Their eyes were full of concern, that damn soft concern. One of their hands mirrored Sebastian's, splayed out against the tube wall, palm-almost-to-palm.

"It's fine," Sebastian muttered. He was pretty sure fish didn't have tear ducts anyway.

[tired-teacher-blog]

Him looking at you like

Yup! That's it, you get it baby.

And it's not even a threatening look per se, but more like a promise to rock your world and make you beg for more because you will always want more.

Those gleaming eyes, his big beautiful crimson wings and irresistible smirk are your legs openers and soon, you become like putty in his hands, happily giving in to him and desperately crying out his name as he makes a mess out of you.

[depravedangelbaby]

eeeeee my girl is gonna take me out to get some docs today I'm so fucking excited !!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡

[crispyanonartnsfw]

What I would not give to be with older!Sambastian. I'm a sucker for salt and pepper hair.

My biggest goal is to make everyone horny with them

[xneoncrayon]

I love all Hollows and any variation of.

However. All of you artists/thk lovers who give them an intact left arm. I see you and I am sending you treats right now <3

[heartsgettingwiser62]

Blue and yellow meet in the west or something idk

Bonus:

[lesbicastagna]

good morning the roads are full of motorcycles today...everyone is getting sexualized by my beautiful mind 🌄

[2smolbeans]

Hi there long time lurker first time asker, before everything else I just think you are a fantastic writer like you do the horror elements really. I genuinely feel suffocated some times reading your work.

Yesterday I realized 'Yandere best friend x obstacle reader' is my Roman Empire and I was just thinking about you explaining how Marco is a giant and defeating him is almost impossible but that what you are not understanding about, I don't have to win we can both lose. When I kill Marco and lay dying in a puddle of my own blood, I'd atleast be able to look at Angela with a shred of dignity on the other side.

Also I need to know did Marco poison Mila against us?

Can I be squid annon?

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AKDKWJSISIQAAAA?!?!? Thank you so much?!?!?! That means a lot!?!? 😭💖

Im happy to know that you enjoy my writing and that it can convey a certain emotion haha!

And yes ofc you can be squid anon lolol ^^

Okay now that you mentioned Marco (one of my fav ocs), my neurons are activated and I'm gonna happily go on a long ramble ^^

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Marco surprisingly didn't plot Mila against you! If anything, he only encouraged her habits of being anti social!

With you and Mila, you two were never really close in that friend group during your college years. You would only talk to each other when there were others like Angela or Matheias to hype up the conversations. Otherwise, when it was just the two of you alone, you just never clicked with each other. Conversations with Mila never seemed to go anywhere, and hangouts with you didn't feel as fun as it did with the others.

Now don't get me wrong, the two of you didn't hate each other! You were just awkward together..

So Marco didn't really have to do much with what the two of you already had (which was nothing). So really, all he had was not mention your name to Mila, and that was it! Mila simply just forgot about you ever since she moved on from the friend group.

Now, will he try to poison your relationship in the present? (The present being that the two of you are kept hostage in his apartment.) Probably, but not intentionally. He will play favorites which will cause the both of you to feel a discomfort towards each other. (Either due to stockholm syndrome or just a general disgust of "The way they are together is gross").

And yeah..Regarding fist fighting Marco and dying in the process, you would die a idolized warrior in the eyes of his previous victims- hell you'd be given a medal for being able to sucessfully take him down by the them! Unlike poor Angela..

Like everyone who's crossed Marco's path has been defamed, at the brink of death- fighting for their life as he inflicts the most gruesome beatings to their body- giving them a dramatic death as the cops have to fight the urge to gag when they see the aftermath..And Angela just dies by a bootleg foreign brand convience store snickers bar.

(I'm not joking, this is canonically how she dies in the og timeline and obstacle au)

He was literally like, "Nah she's not worth the effort." Got the bar from his local shady convience store, knowing full well that it had some form of peanuts and that the text on the wrapper was in a another language (she wouldn't know what was in the bar at the moment or bother checking at the moment since why would Marco give her something with peanuts, right?) while making sure to take her Epi-pen away, then geniuely forgot about it the next day.

LIKE THE DISRESPECT HE HAD FOR HER 😭

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[yumemiruuuu]

“Murong Lian and Yue Chenqing duo moments that made me giggle like the corpse of Miss Cui”

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and a bonus Yue Chenqing moment:

As a sidenote, can we talk about how Murong Lian’s name is made up of the same characters from Mu Qing, Qi Rong and Xie Lian’s names? It just occurred to me today and I don’t think I will ever be the same knowing this????

[eggs-can-draw]

“#I will force you all to see my silly little oc and her silly little girlfriend” PLEASE I LOVE HER - Nanami Anon

It is HER MONTH

[diabelskoga]

I also should eventually work on some verses that I need to eventually write out. ( ex. like his dnd verse, or dndads verse, an excuse to obviously make sanji a single father who is a doting single father over his princess aka his daughter, etc. )

[nerves-nebula]

I love the TM(N)T, their designs are so microwavable (/pos)

Babushka-core Donnie is my all time favorite like- I wanna wrap him in woolen cloaks and give him beets. He is wonderful

I also like the shape language on all of them :D Leo is really sharp and pointy which matches her verbally sharp and sarcastic personality. Both Donnie and Mikey are very rounded, with Mikey having a little bit of pointies to him. Very good for showing just how tired they both are of everything, and Mikey's pointies are juust enough to make him appear very angry-tired (like- he is very much done with it all). And Raph, oh my God Raph. He is sharp, he is round, and he is s q u a r e. He's this cocktail of angry and sad and tired and frustrated and sorry and I love him to bits and bobbles. And his main shape is a square; he's the most stable. But everything else about him screams that he just isn't. He is anything but stable. It's a ploy, an act. He's trying to be as stable as he possibly can because Splinter is breaking them all apart and that hurts like a son of a gun. Anyways. Sorry if this floods your askbox with an absolute WALL of text, but I seriously adore your AU and will actively murder for all of them

(Also just a quick add on but if memory serves April is also very round and very sharp, kinda in-between Mikey & Leo with sharpies. And I love that. She's tired of all of this shit too but she's got a sharp enough tongue that if any of them get snappy at her cause of it all she can match them tit for tat and that's wonderful)

BABUSHKA-CORE DONNIE AGUHSAGHG

i DEEPLY appreciate this analysis of their shape language cause its SOOO true. I considered switching around the shapes, but went with the same shapes as rottmnt because it just kind of fit my ideas of them the best as it was. im glad that really comes across and gives you BRAIN WORMS.

u can microwave them, as a treat <3

[kawareo]

hi!!!! im sorry if this seems a little out of the blue + i still need to catch up with the latest chapters of unsaved but i need u to know that that fic lives inside my brain RENT FREE ur characterization of everyone (gort, durge, star, orin, etc. etc.) is so so tasty and well thought-out it scratches my brain SO good

Tysm!!!