#kidding ofc

[herigo]

I told you chicken can fly :))

[tacticalprincess]

there’s a professor at my uni with a german accent and he’s really tall and said “Maus” (in an academic setting ofc) I cannot act normal what do I do 😭

ask if there’s anything u can do for extra credit and take it from there i think

[jaylleoo14]

Little Azul ><

Baby Tako is so cute and precious literally all the merkids that bullied him CAN LITERALLY GO BREATHE AIR

Anyways, I am no better than Mama Ashengrotto because if I too saw how cute baby Azul was then I would spoil him RELENTLESSLY 🤞🤞🗣️

[dwarvenchords]

jesus logan just say you’ve read clementine instead of ripping my heart out

[royal-canadian-air-force]

Is cannibalism an attractive trait or am I just really into the wrong stuff

[same-pic-of-the-sun-everyday]

chats dead

[starrylili]

please stop making y/n a genius i cannot relate !!

[juice-boxy]

Sorry for being so incredibly funny recently, I'm going through a tragedy.

[dreamin-when-i-wrote-this]

yeah the owl house finale was incredible and heartwarming and beautiful and everything but when king’s dad said “yeah I guess I’m his dad but most importantly I serve cunt” that was so real of him

[yummycrummy]

😭 I absolutely adore ucr, I just wanna hold him like a baby and smooch his little bald head then we can have fried chicken and strawberries

Damn- better be careful he might bite ur hand off 👀

[satsuki-yumizuka]

if it makes you feel better i saw the "creamers" section at the grocery store and i stared at it for about five seconds wondering how they could possibly have that here before i remembered coffee creamer existed

no hope no hope not even a little bit for you

[meathounding]

don’t wanna draw anymore

[thatfailedpokemontrainer]

Tbh I'd watch Sprite in a dress

Tbh I'd watch your house burning down with your family inside.

[joltik-guy]

Good midnight Joltik how are u doing? I just got back home from Castelia

//she doesn't know about the current mayor situation

-@safrina-shards

Doing great- amazing, astonishing, I'm so clear pilled I can see through the matrix as alpha males say

[hearts401]

me: anons are cool! just random guys in my inbox!!

me whenever i see an anon in my inbox that isn't cross:

[skitskatdacat63]

I was so ready to blame someone else for Nando's spin but that really felt like the old man fell asleep at the wheel