#kind of a stretch but

[regretevatorconfessions]

I am convinced there is no non-gay explanation for this specific bit of Mach dialogue

homosexual spotted

[flame-shadow]

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

[hydrossity-zone]

Sonic character head ref sheets!!

inspired by @tsaikonautz's head sheets, I made my own sheets, this time with more characters and with far more angles for artists to use! with a 15 x 15 array (225 heads) front & back, thats 450 head angles!

please refer to the bottom of the post for the links to the full-resolution images, as tumblr compression only allows images up to 2048px wide, and these were rendered at 4k ^^ (this post is Part 1, I'll be releasing additional ones with other characters. next part will include the Chaotix, Babylon Rogues (especially since Ive ripped the Free Riders models), and Metal Sonic)

full-res images: Sonic: Front | Back Tails: Front | Back Knuckles: Front | Back Amy: Front | Back Shadow: Front | Back Rouge: Front | Back Blaze: Front | Back Silver: Front | Back

alternatively, you can access a downloadable gallery of all the sheets here

[bacchuschucklefuck]

class swap design masterpost for convenience (from top to bottom: bard!riz, cleric!gorgug, sorcerer!kristen, barbarian!fig, artificer!adaine, and rogue!fabian)

[lunozapp]

mfw they got Religious Connotations at the function😂

[mlobsters]

jared padalecki and jensen ackles - njcon 2025 main / nashcon 2021 main / jib 2022 jensen sunday am / dccon 2023 main / chicon 2024 gold / njcon 2025 gold

jensen on struggling with soulless -> jared on souls; love and unbroken bond

j2 on their friendship redux

+bonus

(tom cruise's "you complete me" from jerry maguire)

[vintagerobin]

"Realistically an 8/9/10/whatever year old couldn't do that" yeah alright that's true but we're talking about Dick Grayson who is unrealistically hypercompetent full stop because he's a superhero comics character. Bruce Wayne is also extremely unrealistically hypercompetent at basically everything except his own close personal relationships. Superhero comics are unrealistic.

[likesdoodling]

I have finished The Angst Version™~ (of chapter 50 of The Harrowing by @chthonion >:D) The bonus chapter added some stuff/re-inspired me, which is all to the good imo~ gotta get that Maximum Angst Factor AMMIRIGHT?? >:D (also. Mostly paraphrasing stuff just so you're aware~)

Then we got some of the conversation~ (without dialogue, 'cause a picture tells a thousand words~ >:D)

Then a sketch that was completely inspired by the bonus chapter-

It's not as 'polished' as the other ones, I just had thoughts about that tidbit and decided I absolutely had to mention it- so it got a drawing to match. :D

And finally, because I don't want to end this on too depressing a note-

:')

I'm not crying, you are.

My personal favourites include Extra Angry Maedhros + hands over the face Annatar, - then- actually. y'know what? I can't pick favourites. I like them all too much to do that. But that was the 'segment' that I experimented on - to try and convey the emotions through how chaotic/forceful the lines were, and it worked exactly how I wanted it to. Which is very satisfying.

>:D

(also, I don't think Maedhros was quite that visibly angry in the actual chapter, but it's supposed to be a mix of that plus Annatar's perception of him/what made Annatar panic. Make of that what you will. Eheh. Eheh. Eheh. >:D)

[swanthief]

giftober 2024 • day 20: crowded

i never thought that hearing a litany of your near-death experiences would bring me so much peace. or maybe it's just the nearness of you.

[onionowt]

REQUESTS(THE LAST PART!!!)

I'd like to draw more but im literally at my limit<\3 it was really fun though!

So sorry to everyone whose request i couldn't make, my inbox is overflowed

Tagged people:

@fennecfeather @benthealligatorboy @syntax-horror aaand anon

[daftpatience]

3 ish months post op pics time!!

I've got some new stretch marks coming in on the sides from gravity and stretching and stuff. the swelling is mostly gone, though my left side is still a little stiff under the scars. nips still need some time to stop looking weird, I think.

plus here's some other pics cus I feel like you never get to see ones with squishing and stretching. good examples of how cute I am

I'm really happy that this is how I get to be now. got jumpscared by an old pic of me with boobs and I couldn't believe I lived like that for so longgg

[the-nyanguard-party]

why do u have an israel flag on ur header :/

[canisalbus]

Hi!! Small story time for you. So I was at work today and I suddenly get a call from a neighbor asking us to take in her dog because he had escaped the house. She knows the boss so she calls him, asking if he can stay with us for a little bit, since she was at her kid's school event or something. Boss says yes. So another neighbor drops by to hand over the guy, since she was the one that found him.

I stay in the office with this dude for what feels like an eternity (it was about an hour and a half or so) before the owner comes to pick him up

This guy has, for sure, eaten or rolled his skinny ass on something because he REEKS (I had clients come in, I attended to them outside because of the smell). Very polite otherwise though, very mild mannered, didn't throw a fuss or anything at being kept inside for a while (other than the occasional whine and cry), but he did pace and sniff just about every inch of the office, and he did leave me with quite a bit of stink because he leaned on me a couple times. Sometimes when I looked at him, he'd do this little bow/stretch thing that I found funny.

Look at this creature. No thoughts.

Owner said he's a greyhound but I'm not sure if he's a mix or purebred. Either way he's kind of cute. Other than the escaping and rolling/eating stinky stuff thing. Shiny jet black with a couple splotches of white.

No I don't know how the dog escaped the house while the owner wasn't home, considering the house in question has no way out other than the front door.

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[valentjin]

made in his image

[banditblvd]

Part 1 of this little comic is here!

Here's a little love letter to my poor neglected mcyters that are waiting for more traffic/hc art from little old me, I love you but I'm not changing anything

Last month I joined @hermitadaymay's solstice project, and got paired up with the joy that is @threecowsusingthistoreadcomics, and in classic artist style we went "what if we do a big project and expect ourselves to finish in 3 weeks! what could go wrong" right so you can see where that went wrong, seeing as we're posting it a month later, but I hope it was worth the wait :-)

[theminecraftbee]

Mumbo, still trembling, closes his eyes and ignores everything he can see despite them being closed. He ignores the uncountable sensations against his skin, the mix of burning-cooling-itching that all blends together into something that is simultaneously so painful it’s numb and so indescribable it hurts. He ignores the howling, tending, tearing at his ears, and he most certainly ignores the scent of pure memories that pull him in and out of the moment every time he fails to.

He mustn’t think. He can only bear to think in the brief gaps between the noise. If he lets himself think too long, he will realize that he doesn’t have to have his eyes open to see, because the thing he’s trying to look away from doesn’t exist on that sort of plane of existence. He will realize he can hear the endless fractal shapes of wings and eyes around him. He can taste it. He can feel it. He does not need eyes.

He keeps them shut. Grian had told him, once, that if he ever got confronted with his true form, he must keep his eyes shut. Mumbo is doing that now.

“It’s okay,” he mumbles. “It’s okay."

He gets the scent of someone saying 'Mumbo', a shout, panic, pain, not pain. He screws his eyes shut tighter. An overwhelming sensation that he should flee courses through him for a moment and he nearly runs into one the walls of their cell. Unfortunately, those walls are designed to hold in Grian, so Mumbo just bruises his nose.

"We can't leave. They drugged you and locked us both in, remember?"

The sensation is overpowering for a moment. For a moment, Mumbo loses hold of whatever sanity he's holding on to and every part of his body screams fear. He needs to leave, he needs to leave, he needs to leave, he can't leave, he doesn't know what to do, it's a deep and true sensation of doom and panic and then--

Acceptance. Mumbo finds himself curled on the ground.

Something apologizes.

"You were drugged," Mumbo mumbles. "You can't help it."

Mumbo hears the sound that happens when he's dying, he thinks. Then he hears sadness.

"I won't. You told me what to do. All, all I've got to do is hang on until, until either whatever they gave you gets out of your system, or, or someone rescues us. I mean, the other hermits, they'd certainly be rescuing us, right? I imagine they're already tearing, um, wherever we are? They're already tearing it to pieces. Skizz and Impulse are nearly as frightening as you, and, um, we both know what Doc is like angry, and it's okay, it's okay."

Mumbo does not want to have to be the reasonable one. He keeps his eyes shut and lets the feeling like hundreds of sharp feathers cross his skin as Grian tries harder to simultaneously surround and not surround Mumbo, tries to figure out how not to hurt him.

There is not a way for Grian not to hurt Mumbo. Mumbo has known this since they were first shoved in the same cell and Grian lost control.

He can't say that, though, because the moment Grian panics, he will actually kill him. He won't mean to. That's the truly terrible part. Grian will not mean to. He will not try to. He will try not to, in fact.

It's just. A god and a mortal should not be held in the same cage.

So Mumbo has to be the reasonable one. Just a little longer. Or Grian will never forgive himself.

Mumbo breathes. It makes his lungs feel like they're full of blue and purple and syrup and needles. It makes him feel like crying again. It also makes him feel like curling up and feeling nothing, which is the particularly dangerous bit.

"We'll figure this out. It's okay," he lies in his most soothing tone of voice. Somehow, he doesn't think Grian believes him.

They've just got to both pretend a little longer.