This is a little head cannon/What if Macaque had more original powers, a little more Starry Night dreamlike powers leaning into the more nurturing kind, you know, the moon and sun kind of powers? 🌙☀️
Maybe in the past, he was like a therapy friend to Wukong, someone he could really be himself with, vent, and tell his secrets without being judged in the safety of his own dreams. Someone he can truly trust, and that was Macaque.
Skip to Redemption Ark for Mac
Now he's a therapy friend to the whole MK team! (Against his will) They cuddle, pet, and vent to him with their problems. He's like one of Sandy's therapy cats, just bigger and grumpier.😾💕✨ he just has this way with people I guess
Okay, this is how it starts: Macaque and Wukong's first encounter was in a dream.
Wukong would not shut up about the pretty demon in his crazy dreams, often to his sworn brothers; he talked about all the fun and crazy adventures he'd have, the long meaningful conversations and jokes, and the occasionally moving pictures of otherworldly strong magical humans with sparkly eyes and spiky hair who wield giant weapons that shoots Fire called anime, and that this had been going on for a few months now.
This annoyed and concerned them; they think it's a demon trying to take over the Monkey King's mind or trying to brainwash him somehow, so Azure Lion and the Sworn Brothers all brainstormed together to devise a plan to somehow confront this tricky dream demon. Wukong doesn't want the fun dreams to end or scare off this other celestial monkey, so he decides to talk to his friend in his dreams. Wukong casually brings up the idea that the macaque should visit Flower Fruit and meet his sworn brothers! Macaque of course hesitates, not sure of the idea of traveling to an unknown island and meeting The Monkey King's questionable choice of sworn brothers, but of course, Wukong, sad and a bit offended, but he doesn't give up.
He decides to bring upon the Ultimate Weapon, begging and whining until Macaque crumbles and gives in, which eventually does. Mac reluctantly agrees to travel over to FFM in disguise, just to be safe he tells Wukong he'll be there. Within a month, Wukong couldn't be more excited; he was like a little kid waiting for Christmas day!
So this is what kinds of powers I think he should have.
😴 the first pic is crossing over to other people's dreams and making their experience life-like he has illusion magic so this makes sense to me. Wukong and macaque would prank the Brotherhood or play tags and hide and seek in their brother's dreams. 🌸The second pic is the soothing ability to calm one's nerves if they pet or cuddle him like a therapy cat,🐈 Wukong would groom him for hours to calm his nerves. now come copes with food🍑🍔🍭
🌸🎶I saved the best one for last the cute/sad little head Cannon I have
At the end of every dream Mac visits they would end it by dancing to music Mac would bring from the future laughing and stumbling while wukong slowly wakes up, wukong has always gone to bed early But now he goes even earlier to bed. Wukong always thought he was the luckiest monkey in the world he gets to have two Adventure and one of them is with his prettiest best friend Macaque 😚✨the monkey of his dreams.
🌸 Wukong couldn't truly dream of a world without his bestest friend🥰✨
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alternative meeting. because its funny
purple and chosen are not having a good time
(reblogs > likes)
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"Disney's princess needs to have more diverse personalities!" Yes true, sure, but also
Disney's first three Princesses (Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora) are all graceful, sweet, like singing songs about dreams and wishes, and do not actively fight: "omg they're such anti-feminist caricatures!!!"
Disney's next princesses have more established emotions and personalities, alongside the establishment of the "I Want" song as applied to motives outside of love (exploration, adventure, making their family proud): "OMG Ariel traded her voice for a man, how stupid!" "Belle's so stuck-up!" "Jasmine's just a spoiled brat!"
Tiana's a dedicated hard worker, loves her family a lot, and wants her loved ones to be very happy even at her own expense and gets... totally ignored in this conversation, gee I wonder why
Rapunzel, Anna, and now Asha are a little bit awkward, silly, but exuberant and get written off as "stupid adorkable" despite the other tenets of their personalities setting them apart, like Rapunzel's creativity, Anna's dedication to her family, and how Asha strives to help those around her
Moana gets called a disobedient brat for seeing beyond her father's narrow-mindedness
Disney Princesses have many wonderfully different personalities. It's just that people are dedicated to misinterpreting them, and that's why I never take the "Disney Princesses need more diverse personalities!" comment at face value.
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Karen has four older brothers and this is Ross! He's the second oldest and he looks rather polite and smiles a lot and when he's at work he can behave most of the time... but he really has such a foul mouth it puts Right to shame.
And Karen when she was a kid couldn't pronounce S's and they sounded like Z's. So when her brothers would be leaving for school she would say "enjoy zool" and just. Could NEVER say Ross's name correctly so he told her to just call him Oz. And it stuck but only with Karen. She's the only one to use it and no one else is allowed.
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as i watched s3 and s4, i felt that spop went all httyd 2 by killing the alive parent, and bringing back the 'dead' one
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Rita getting some love via Valentines Chocolate from their loved ones ( 〃▽〃)
And some more KanisCampa Lore!
Like Rita, Maple tends to overwork themself. The only difference is that Maple's workload is more voluntary and their inability to say "no" at times compared to Rita's King and Chief Justice duties. Rita and Morfonia take a while to notice until Rita had to run out and catch Maple from falling off the radio tower from exhaustion. Since then, Rita assigned one of the castle employees to keep track of Maple's workload so they won't overfill their schedule again.
It doesn't really work until Chapter 2 when Rita found Maple overworking themself after the 5 Kingdom Reclamation Arc helping with repairs. They already began seeing Maple as a possible friend and younger sibling by then so they gave Maple a stern lecture and to remind them about proper work-life balance before yelling at the employee for not doing their job. They even allow Maple to nap in the throne room between jobs as long as there aren't any court hearings. Otherwise they'd tell the handyman to sleep in one of the guest rooms.
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Legit so excited for whatever is going on here because he looks so awkward and dorky, I know it’s going to be adorable as all hell.
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i love joseph quinn because he leans into being just some freak guy. hes so awkward in photoshoots. he answers interview questions so lackadaisically. he'll lick his costars hand in the same interview. he will only talk about pistachio affogato. i want to dissect him.
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god works hard but billdip fans work harder
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Also what is going on with the Daydreaming One??? She has a sister but can't remember her name to the point that she believes she's an only child. Did the sister went to that island in the north that mysteriously disappeared that no one can say the name of anymore? Is that also the island where the king came from cuz whenever you beat him, he keeps saying how he still can't say "it." What's "it"?
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I'm on my worm lunch break, so you'll have to forgive me ranting about something I find unreasonably funny for now;
In this au, Bruce isn't openly a bisexual at first. Not because he's concerned about people knowing, but because he would never think to clarify it.
Bruce has never actually dated anyone, nor has he felt the desire to take the time out of his schedule to look for someone to share romantic affection with. To be clear, he's still a lonely mess, but he knows that, but that's exactly why he doesn't want to voluntarily put that stress onto someone else.
Even in many of the movies and comic books, Bruce is shown to crave a proper relationship, yet never feels that he can share who he truly is with them.
That problem doesn't exist (feeling the need to hide his true identity) in this au given that Bruce works with John.
All that to reach my dumb little point,
When the Gothamites find out that Bruce is dating a man, I feel like there would be an outburst of men who would have also tried dating Bruce when he was still single.
I know this probably isn't funny to anyone else, my humor is a mess, but I still wanted to share.
- Sarsee
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baffles me that this is comfortable to him
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God that reminds me I was writing this longass reply to when you were comparing MineDai to AraSawa and part of it was basically like. Hear me out but While I've Concluded MineDai Should Not Be Parents For Various Reasons… If they were. Non-zero chance the kid could plausibly turn out like Masato 😭😭😭like spoiled and entitled “wait ’til my FATHER(S) hear about this” nepo baby who can’t connect with either dad and actively resents at least one while taking advantage of their familial ties and living a life of (financial) privilege just sounds about right I'm sorryyyyyyyyy
So it was funny to me because just as AraSawa is MineDai With Dads… perhaps MineDai is AraSawa Without Kids… and AraSawa is the alternate, still-doomed timeline…
its only natural that if arasawa is Minedai But Dilfs then minedai inversely is Arasawa But. One Of Them Sees Red Around Happy Children
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I rlly love it when ppl portray the relationship of the cups with the bosses like another family or replacement for the parents they didnt have. But also i imagine they wouldnt be really good with children and act more like like disfunctional parents who went through a divorce or left long ago. Like i wanna see baroness von bonbon having the cups coming over like usual for diner and she gives them the left over cakes she had in the fridge while she goes get a soda for herself. Grim having the cups over at his castle but they're all standing awkwardly in silence not saying much excepts when he has to tell the cups to be careful with the treasure. Cala hanging out with the cups at sea while the brothers almost get swallowed by a typhoon due to her not really paying attention. Ribby and Croaks constantly outplaying the cups at any sports and they're so happy abt it "why arent you good at benchpressing??? arent you kids like 6 by now??". Beppi inviting the cups over but its in the middle of a roller coaster ride and he's asking them about life goals and future college. When Dice have the cups coming over to the casino the devil leaves immediately bc" he has to go buy cigarettes"and dont see him the whole day for absolutely no fucking reasons.
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i went on the date...
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gripping myself by the shoulders
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