😳 Okay so.......I um...ahem...had a smutty Astarion thought....
Wizard Tav uses mage hand to finger tease Astarion while he fucks them from behind.
Don't you look at me.
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I want all the haters to do the following exercise next season. If a bucktommy scene happens and you hate it, imagine the scene with eddie instead of tommy. is it still a scene you hate?
like, genuinely, if you hate tommy - that's fine, I do not care. but these double standards and pearl clutching tendencies. just say you hate tommy with your whole chest instead of pretending he's a gross person and you're protecting buck.
Buck and Tommy are two consenting adults in their 30 - 40s, they do not need your protection.
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I wasn't much in the fandom so I don't know a lot of the canon (or fanon) things
But what does Hoody/Brian do in marble hornets aside from stealing pills, chasing Tim?
Like, what is his goal? Why is he doing this? Why this mask-
I guess he wants to save Tim but also tries to kill him.. I think
I know he is hot but-
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Do the ancestors have specific kinks or are they on the vanilla side?
Shipping 4 dead people who never actually interacted,seperated by centuries but not bloodlines only to have em Vanilla would be a different brand of crazy I think😭
So yea I def imagine them Kinky tho I dont have kinks set in stone for them much bc It would change depending on whatever I feel like is hot that week lol, I imagine them all as vers switches even tho they have preferences and It changes depending on whos w who.
But rn:
Altaïr is a Exhibitionist (I have decided lol) and is a bit of a mean Dom that loves to tease/bratty sub that loves to order. Likes roughhousing too
Ezio is recently realizing he is into(due to Altaïr) Voyerism and almost cucking? (im not into cheating nor actual cucking, I just think Ezio enjoys seeing Desmond get pleasured by someone and not being able to join in for a while) He is a talkative Dom that loves to dirtytalk and oversimulate the other/cocky sub that refuses to shut up till u make him shut up(gags binds slaps etc etc)
Connor... Im again not that far into the game where I have a clearer idea on how I wanna HC him but he is the most Vanilla out of all most of the time. I wanna give him a breeding kink (no mpreg sorry i dont care for it lol)just bc I can imagine him being a silent manhandling gentle dom holding you down as he just goes town/ Shy pillowprincess that mewls quietly trying to hold it in
Desmond Im not sure tbh being from modern times is open to being freakier, he def enjoys the attention and letting the others figure out their turn ons (mans a enabler). He is basically a chameleon and his dynamic changes w everyone. He might blush and try to (playfully) stop them but He enjoys all lol I just dont like HC-ing him as a blushing virgin lol this man has fucked before he was 23+ in New York as a bartender.
But overall I dont wanna set anything in stone w kinks or bed dynamics bc again I just make em do whatever I think sounds/looks fun that week lol so U could get a shy pillow princess Altaïr and Mean Dom Connor.
So TLDR: I give em whatever kinks that get me going and fits their HC of the time
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reading through this pulp fiction historical romance novel set in amrev, but with an amrev hyperfixation, really makes this experience more interesting.
Who the fuck was out there in British North America naming their son Damien in the 1750s, why is she putting her shift over her stays, and when is the smut? The cover promised me smut.
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ngl i do think that some of you can get a little too lost in the sauce with the adjectives when horny talking. there comes a point when youre talking about how my dick is going to be absolutely emaciated that it stops being sexy and starts being very, very funny
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