#kitten Binghe

[thebookewyrme]

So, I finally got the apartment I’ve been waiting for after being on the waiting list for 9 months. Unfortunately, they were kind of dicks and gave me about 2.5 weeks notice. I had just spent all my extra money on kittens, but I’ve been able to scramble and borrow and arrange payments to paychecks in such a way that all my move in costs are covered.

However, this doesn’t leave any room for “nonessentials” like food and vet visits. The kittens need their next set of shots, and it can’t be delayed because they have to be given a certain amount of time apart. Additionally, Bella’s expensive prescription dog food is about to run out (I can’t feed her regular cheap dog food because she has gall bladder disease and it’ll literally kill her like her mother went).

So. I need about $350 by November 10th, for these things! Anything over will go to feed me, but I can probably subsist on the food bank for a couple weeks if I have to. Any boosts are a help, even a dollar is a dollar more than I had before. I really appreciate how everyone has come together for me in the past, sorry to have to ask again.

$0/$350

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As payment, I offer pics of the miscreants in question!

Miscreant #1

[Image ID: a grey kitten sits on a messy desk with books and papers piled around him. A computer screen is on the right side. /end ID]

Miscreant #2

[Image ID: a orange and white kitten lays on his back with his back pays in the air clutching at an orange toy on a string and looking at the camera. /end Id]

And not a miscreant, only the goodest old girl!

Image ID: a german shepherd curled up on a rug. /end Id]

[sintiadaria]

Husbands get turned into cute little kittens, oh no, whatever should their spouses do?

[tiredbitchposts]

Look, i know that Shen Yuan died a virgin and while he had no sexual experience he canonly kissed before getting with Luo Binghe, but do y'all know what would be hysterical in my opinion? If Shen Yuan had a gaggle of ex girlfriends he left behind when he died. Now, you may be wondering, what's so hysterical about that? Well, for one, it just tinkles me pink to think that the same guy who indirectly died from how angry a webnovel he dedicated a great amount of time commenting on made him actually got/could get bitches but decided that verbally abusing Airplane over his shit writting sounded more fun. I also think that knowing the system he'd at some point fall victim to some type of plant or curse that'd force him to name all of his ex lovers out loud unless he wished to die while the rest of the sect watches. Can y'all imagine Yue QingYuan, Luo Binghe, Liu Qingge and fucking Airplane's faces while he's there naming "Yu YaoYao, Mei Ling, Jiang Qin, Fei Liao" plus who else with a pained look on his face while trying to guess if middle school and internet relationships also count??? Plus, i just know he rationalized any lack of sexual thoughts he had towards his exes with "Well, i can't think sexually of a woman who's not my wife, that'd be disrespectful"

[nonpoppie]

bingyuan sillies

[alur-chip]

Kitten binghe.....mau

I have somehow entered the year 2024 with the inexplicable ability to draw kittens without reference

[andhumanslovedstories]

Scum Villain fic where Shen Qingqiu adopts a cat and Luo Binghe loses his mind with jealousy and sulks like "OH SO THE CAT GETS TO SIT IN YOUR LAP WHENEVER IT WANTS AND YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT BEING 'INAPPROPRIATE' OR 'TOO HEAVY' OR 'STOP DOING THAT WE HAVE GUESTS OVER'" while Shen Qingqiu is like "well. yes. because. he's a cat." and Luo Binghe, who hadn't considered that cats have a sex, starts openly sobbing like "SHIZUN LETS ANOTHER MAN IN HIS LAP????"

[rarepears]

Fic idea: Shen Yuan, as Shen Qingqiu, adopts a pregnant cat during Luo Binghe’s Endless Abyss arc. Luo Bingge thinks his shizun got married to a woman and is about to have his first child.

Luo Binghe is very jealous that he's not the one giving birth to Shen Qingqiu's baby. Instead of plotting revenge on Shen Qingqiu, he's shifted gears to focus on overthrowing Shen Qingqiu's baby mama...

And here we have the Bingpup vs. pregnant cat showdown. :)

[More in #shen qingqiu adopts a pregnant cat; luo binghe Misunderstand everything AU]

[otpadsis]

im rereading svsss...and im burned out...

[shinebrightlikeanarwhal]

baby girlification of SJ

Simply speaking:

fussy, whiny bitchy brat that is also a passenger princess.

All he knows is drama. Give him love and he panics because 'ew wtf is that?!'

He is too pretty to do manuall labor, bing bing BAD dont make shizun work to hard when he is pretty spoiled scholar. let shizun sit and play his instruments or write with his children.

Rough brute and weird simp constantly chase after him! BEgONE breeders! Jiumei is just for show NOT to talk.

[pr0cyon-lotor]

Chat!!!

AU where Shen Yuan gets transmigrated into the body of a rogue cultivator and he finds a stray little girl. He picks her up and decides to raise her as his own since apparently she has no one.

The little girl's name? Su Xiyan.

Somehow she still ends up in Huan Hua Palace, but she manages to avoid Old Palace Master better. She still gets sent to seduce Tianlang-jun, and she still falls in love.

Shen Yuan approves because he does trust his daughter, but he does think her taste in men is... interesting. He manages to help Su Xiyan escape from Huan Hua when she realizes she has Luo Binghe. So Tianlang-jun isn't sealed either.

Years later, he meets Shen Jiu, and they fall in love. They're fluffy and cute, eventually they get married. But tragedy strikes as Shen Yuan is attacked by a demon using Without A Cure.

The wound was too large, he was too tired, his swag too swagful, his heart too big, his ass too fat. They killed my mans 😔

Shen Jiu and Su Xiyan are the people holding him as he dies. He feels fulfilled since he at least cherished his family this life.

Then Shen Yuan wakes up, he's at the hospital. He is confused at first but then a nurse calms him down and says it was probably a coma dream. Shen Yuan accepts this answer, yet he feels like he's too old for his body and his family notice he's suddenly a lot wiser and calm.

After all the therapy (both physical and mental) he is discharged. His family hover around him, and he lets it happen since he feels like he hasn't seen them in like years. Eventually they trust him to go on his own again.

Shen Yuan decides to become a teacher. He lives a rather calm life, but he can't help but feel like he left something behind. He constantly dreams about taking care of a little girl and marrying a beautiful man. (So maybe the dreams helped him realize he wasn't straight, but for some reason he felt like he already knew that.)

During one of his morning walks he encounters a cat with a golden coat and cream colored underbelly and sock. He barely managed to get a look at it before it bolted to him, meowing and yelling.

He eventually gets the memo and takes the cat with him, who seems content with it. He names her Su Xiyan after the little girl in his dreams.

Throughout the days of first having her, he notices that other cats tend to come visit. One has a completely black coat and keeps trying to seemingly catch Xiyan's attention. And another is a beautiful white cat with green eyes, who seems extremely fond of him, that is followed by a large grey tabby.

Shen Yuan ends up just getting used to the cats on his balcony and leaves food for them. They all seem to like him for some reason, probably because he gives them food.

The white cat is the most bold and just walks into his apartment whenever he wants Shen Yuan's attention. At least the grey tabby is sensible enough to wait for him to say he's allowed inside.

The white cat always hisses and fights with a tuxedo cat that always has a smaller cat following behind. The small cat is sweet, the bigger one tends to leave dead cats in front of his door...

Shen Yuan gets used to the fluffy semi-roommates. Eventually even a few kittens join the group, one from Xiyan herself and it looks suspiciously like the tomcat constantly following her. Even the hissy white cat has two little kittens following him, a little calico and a siamese kitten.

Life is good and Shen Yuan had too many cats.

[thebookewyrme]

I’ve got the complete set now. Found a new orange and white boy at the shelter and named him Shen Yuan and brought him home to keep baby Binghe company. Little Yuan’er is still adjusting, but just in a few hours he’s gone from hissing and growling every time Binghe tried to pounce on him to playing back calmly. These two are gonna be best mates I can tell! Binghe for his part is EXTREMELY happy to have a friend, although his version of making friends was “pounce and bite hard!” which Yuan quickly discouraged.

Now chilling in the couch with son while Binghe sleeps on my chest and Yuan’er sleeps beside son. After a hectic afternoon, all is calm and peaceful in the house.

[piosplayhouse]

Premature newborn naked kitten binghe inspires such a deep feeling of maternity in the average scummie

[tcfactory]

So, I have a really silly Mobei-jun transmigrator idea.

OG Mobei gets into writing after his Qinghua dies and Bingge starts doing the endless harem collecting because he wants to get away from what is kinda turning into his personal hell and he doesn't even have a trusty retainer he can bully to let off some steam.

He doesn't plan on getting any of it published because he starts out really clumsy with his words at first and even he knows it. But after getting all his venting out in his early works he really just nails the kind of stories with AU fix-it vibes (even if he always very carefully writes different settings than their own world. Can't have Bingge think he is criticizing what the Junshang has done to the world) that a lot of people in PIDW crave as a form of escapism, actually. And it's a little bit fun to sneak around and get the publishing contract and the illustrations and everything done behind Bingge's back.

The harem is hooked. There are passionate fanclubs for his characters that change the friendships and alliances between the consorts. There are ship wars that escalate to actual murder attempts. Mobei-jun watches with growing dread as the women ignore Luo Binghe in favor of trying to find out who the mysterious author writing the books is. Nobody suspects him because in person he still doesn't talk, like, at all.

Except finally Bingge has enough and uses a relic to track down the mysterious author and ends up killing Mobei, because centuries of loyal service or not, he has stirred up the harem so bad that Bingge refuses to tolerate the distraction anymore. Mobei dies thinking that if it was to end like this anyway he really should have just written that wish-fulfillment fix-it story he always wanted.

So the former Mobei-jun transmigrates into Mo Yunbao, soon to be An Ding's head disciple, a little before Binghe comes to the sect. He doesn't have a digital System (at least at the start), he has an analogue interface: the System directly communicates with these strangely folded paper 'birds'.

It takes Mobei some time to realize that other people can technically see the papers the System sends, but only if he deliberately brings attention to them, they can't read any of the writing and then they forget about them right away. He eats a lot of paper trying to hide them before he realizes that he doesn't have to bother.

Since his complaint was essentially that "nobody was actually happy in PIDW, not even the protagonist" his task is simple: create the maximum number of happy endings without completely sidestepping the main storyline re: Binghe, abyss, the usual System restrictions. How hard could it be, right? He thinks he has a fair idea about all of these people, Luo Binghe just could not shut up about all his horrible childhood when he had a captive audience and Mobei has always been very good at listening.

Except Shang Qinghua is acting strange. Mobei dismisses it as maybe the peak lord being different with his disciples than he is with his king, even if there are other things that are not quite aligning as they should. He already knows how he's going to fix that storyline, he needs to focus on figuring out all the other things, so he just ignores Shang Qinghua.

Yeah, that goes exactly as well as you'd think. Imagine Airplane bro for a moment: he's trying to send his weird little (he's cute, like a feral kitten is cute) gremlin of a head disciple to harass Shen Qingqiu into turning in the bi-monthly financial report early so he can sneak out and report to his king, when the distracted A-Bao reminds him not to forget his fur coat this time. It's the middle of the summer! Even more shockingly a very neatly folded paper plane flies in out of nowhere and hits head disciple Mo on the head with a thwack before it falls on the peak lord's desk.

Qinghua surprises both of them by picking the paper plane up before the other can even reach for it. It's a warning for OOC violation, but no point deduction because there are only transmigrators in the room.

So both Mobei and Airplane tell their stories, they bond over their love of writing and how fucked it would be if everything someone wrote became someone else's reality (Mobei hopes that hasn't happened to any of his stories. He wrote some really dark stuff at the start of his writing career that he would never wish even on his worst enemy), somewhere along the way they bully the System into upgrading Mobei's interface to the digital one and they become allies in fixing the world one doomed relationship at a time.

It's not long into their cooperation when Mobei realizes that he really likes this version of Shang Qinghua, actually, but it would be really inappropriate for a head disciple to hook up with his shizun, so he settles for setting the other Mobei-jun up with Airplane. Airplane is a good, responsible creator deity, he deserves a happy end.

Besides, Mobei has a good life here, as a human. He has friends he can (affectionately) bully, he doesn't have to fear certain death (for a while at least), he teams up with Liu Mingyan and together they convince Shen Qingqiu to preside over a cross-peak literature and creative writing club that's an absolute blast and Liu Qingge is trying to poach him for Bai Zhan because the body of Mo Yunbao is really suited for physical cultivation. He would go too if it wasn't so much more convenient to stay on An Ding for the sake of their schemes, but maybe he can let the War God steal him away for some night-hunting dates every now and then.

They don't know yet what to do with Luo Binghe when he inevitably shows up at the sect, but he has some faith that between Airplane and him they can figure out something good.

[coffeetailor]

"Small Matters Extras" Chapter 4: The Superior Father

Summary: What do you do when someone who turns out to be the creator god of the universe calls you his son?

More importantly, what do you do when you pick up on how much they're actually a lot like you?

Luo Binghe wasn't sure he remembered the An Ding disciples being nearly so bold when he'd been a student. They might have done their share of glaring, but typically behind someone's back. And typically not directly at someone they knew to be a demon lord. That didn't mean they were particularly eager to actually approach, of course, just that they didn't bother hiding the fact that they drew straws to pick who had to approach him. "What do you want?" a yellow robed outer disciple asked after losing the draw. "Shen-shibo isn't here." "This lord is looking for Shang-shishu, actually," he said, doing his best to remain polite. No matter the way it was impossible to ignore the sudden spike in hostility. "Might someone direct me to his office?" "Why do you need to talk to him?" the disciple demanded. If they'd been a cat, they'd have puffed up and hissed, Binghe was sure. It was almost cute, seeing them stand up for their shizun like a bunch of wild kittens protecting their mother. But just almost, because that protectiveness was getting in his way.

[impishglee]

pictured: my beautiful tortoiseshell kitten jeannemary binghe lounging like a queen on a dais atop a Trash Can. in the background there is a perfectly nice cat tree, inhabited by zero cats. unlike the trash can.

[andhumanslovedstories]

hey i'm too much of a coward to discuss scum villain off anon but those tags killed me. sent me to the grave. the horrible thing is that you're totally right

Thank you very much for sending this ask because I was literally just sitting here pondering how to announce that we posted our podcast episode on Scum Villain's Self-Saving System, and I do think the best way to do that is with the correct preface that this book series is simply too wild to admit to liking with your whole name attached, and also I think it sets the right context for the episode that I've posted so much recently about SVSSS that the tags you agree with could be about a character beefing with a kitten as his romantic rival or a tag referencing this tweet

which is the only review of the book you really need. anyway if it's the former, I believe with my whole heart that Luo Binghe would become a catboy to seduce his husband and Shen Qingqui would just be like "noooooo I don't want this to be my new kink :( damn the powers of the protagonist, guess I gotta scratch behind his lil cat ears as he fucks me unlubed with the world's largest penis". Again. I can't recommend anyone read this series BUT