#kiwi simps

[kiwisimps]

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hello! my name's kiwi and I hope you enjoy your time here :D

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And I think that’s all you need to know! I’ll updated if needed though, can’t wait to interact with you all!

[anadorablekiwi]

Hehhehehehehhehehehehhehehehehhehehehehehehge

[iloveprussia]

AaaAaaaaaAaAAaaa

I'm so straight

@hws-scotland-enthusiast

[covenantcarbine]

CYBERPUNK: EDGERUNNERS

KIWI

[goldshadows]

harley and kiwi watching other men act like they don't even like their girlfriends / wives

[trunks-kiwi]

Hate that I watched a video about Welcome Home and one of my thoughts was "hm... he has tumblr sexyman vibes" and NOW THE X READER TAG-

[my-faymelodyz]

Would you take todoroki on a date? When you're old enough of course

Idk if u mean like me personally or my sona but I’m guessing me personally-

NOW

Would I take Todoroki on a date- Yes 100% poor bby needs love 🥺

With my personality I think I’d really be ig a good match for him???? I mean I’ve taken random little mha bf tests for shits and giggles and I always end up with Todoroki sooo-

And I wouldn’t do anything like to overwhelming for a date like a movie night at home is my idea for a date so yeah

[calico-kiwi]

the way luca kaneshiro has me happily wrapped around his finger

[kiwisbell]

Las Mañanas [javier pena] -> series masterlist

She’s a waitress in a little café. He’s a DEA agent who likes the coffee. Just the coffee. That’s all. Or, slices of life (and sometimes pie) shared between Javi and his wife, including his tireless journey to making her his wife.

my masterlist

pairing: javier peña x f!reader

series rating: 18+ (mdni)

status: complete

word count: ~ 69k

series tags and warnings: javi getting the love he fucking deserves, friends to lovers, coffee shop AU if you squint really hard, technically infidelity, reader has a shitty husband, domestic violence, violence against women, mentions of sex work, mentions of rape, soft and sweet!javi, protective!javi, grumpy!javi, simp!javi tbh, alcohol, smoking, reader is accident-prone, basically 70k of javi and reader being disgustingly in love, married couple antics, domestic bliss, angst, so much fluff, so much smut (individual tags/warnings in each chapter), mentions of pregnancy, javier has a wife kink, nobody fucks with javi's girl, overuse of spanish pet names, poorly-translated spanish, "she" pronoun used throughout

read on ao3!

CHAPTERS:

chapter one: for all the coffee beans in colombia chapter two: cries for help, lost in the woods chapter three: dreaming in technicolour chapter four: to live without love chapter five: love me until i love myself chapter six: holding the sun in his hands chapter seven: granted wishes from your maker chapter eight: siempre

a/n: babygirl is getting a home on tumblr!! this was the first fic i ever posted to ao3, my firstborn child, and it means a lot to me. thank you from the bottom of my heart to the amount of people who have found me through las mañanas, recommended it to their friends, or come back to reread - i love every single one of you so much, and thank you for encouraging me to keep doing what i love. you're all super fucking awesome, i mean it 🫶

xoxo kiwi

[dark-and-kawaii]

love knowing that you’re into bg3 like so many of us Kiwi! Did you love all the romance options or do you wish we could’ve had others because have you seen Dammon and Raphael! Glad to have you back with us btw!

AWHHHHH STOP!!!! You’re going to make me cry! It’s so good to be back on here, honestly!!! Now to answer your lovely question!!!

I was honestly happy at first but the more I played the game the more I saw the potential in adding other characters as romance options…

𝓩𝓮𝓿𝓵𝓸𝓻:

Like, I fell in love with Zevlor the moment I met him and I honestly would’ve picked him over Astarion for my first playthrough if he was an option -yeah yeah I know unpopular opinion.

But as I continued I was so confused as to why he wasn’t available for us because if you don’t go Minthara’s route then he would’ve been the perfect substitute because HELLOOOOO PALADIN!!!!

Not to mention during act two that would’ve been a perfect redemption ark for him, like there was SO MUCH POTENTIAL!!! Like he literally needed a hug after all the shit he’s been through and we weren’t able to grant him that…

He’s been with us since Act one… Up until the end he was with me. So I ask Larian, why wasn’t I allowed to travel and bed with this man!?

Grinds my gears man!!! I’m trying not to spoil too much in case someone hasn’t played yet.

𝓓𝓪𝓶𝓶𝓸𝓷:

Okay okay okay, as for Dammon…. Yeah no, I fucked up bad with him my first play through… uhhhhh he kinda died when the tieflings and I attacked the Druids 🥲 Oops. But during my second run I realized my mistake and he’s very much alive right now 😂!!!

With Dammon I don’t necessarily want him for myself, but rather for Karlach. I ship those two so damn hard it’s unreal!!! He loves her so much, you can just tell 🥹

And when he tells her she’s very touchable, I always kick my feet and giggle!!! Adorable to the max!

𝓡𝓪𝓹𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓵:

-Gods, just look at him… I love him so much UGHHH!!!-

Now as for our beautiful, smug, elegant cambion, Raphael… OOOOOF don’t get me started because the mouse would’ve pounced on the cat. I LOVE, and I do mean LOVE Raphael. Everything about him I just adore, and again SO MUCH POTENTIAL.

If you go his route there’s no reason why you shouldn’t be able to romance him. Like if you let Haarlep use you and you leave house of hope it indicates that Raphael is doing the nasty with Haarlep in your form once you leave. There’s clearly something there!!! So why can’t we!? I feel they left it during his ending that there might be a dlc for him, I hope, maybe… Also can we all agree that Raphael would’ve been another great villain ending with Tav???

The relationship between Tav and Raphael in game is already so interesting, and if you break into the house of hope to steal from him he looks extremely hurt that you betrayed him. Not to mention he’s like the only one who’s actually upfront with you, I don’t feel like he really hid anything unless you’re dense -no offense-.

Another thing, just because Haarlep says Raphael is bad in bed doesn’t mean he actually is. I feel a lot of individuals forget what Haarlep is 😂 sex is basically their thing.

Not to mention his little helper is basically always saying “he can’t stop talking about you.”

Plus, hold on, we can romance Mizora but not him… Nah!!!

𝓖𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓪𝓼𝓱:

A lot of people have said Gortash, which at first I didn’t really understand but that’s because I was a huge simp for Karlach and if you’ve played you know…

However the more I play and the more I read into I do understand. He could’ve used a nice redemption after everything he’s been through. He was a pawn, someone to be used, and honestly that was his whole life. So it would’ve been nice if Tav was an option for him.

I feel they could’ve had two endings for him and Tav, a good and a bad. Good being his redemption where Tav opens his eyes like what Tav did for Astarion and then the Bad obviously they rule together.

I feel Larian made a lot of great choices but I also feel they missed a lot of potential, which hopefully they continue to listen to their audience and add more routes in the future. So far they have been so one can hope. I also feel like all of these characters were left to where they could be potentially added later down the road. Fingers crossed!!!

- 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓚𝓲𝔀𝓲

[kiwisimps]

Cuddles?

description: feeling a bit needy for his love and affection

word count: 637

genre: fluff

tw: n/a

cw: n/a

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a/n: hello, it's been a bit since I wrote anything so take this :D

it was supposed to be just a small blurb, or well it is? whatever classifies as a blurb, it was supposed to be very short, but it got a bit more deeper than intended, nothing triggering tho, just how to communicate needs and whatnot, so, hopefully you guys enjoy it :D

btw follow oni_kouga on twitch, he's a very kind streamer imo and his model is amazing :D

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You heard faint rustling as you felt the blanket and the weight on the mattress shift next to you, “mmm.. Kouga?” you called out, your eyes slowly opening. The sunlight blinded you but they adjusted nicely after a bit and you saw your boyfriend sitting on the edge of the bed. His silky, white hair looked as soft and smooth as ever and his red horns glistened under sunlight that bled through the curtain. It’s surprising how you ever pulled a man like him, it almost feels like a dream.

“Hey,” he turned to face you “sorry, did I wake you up?” He came closer and kissed your forehead.

“It’s fine, nothing wrong with waking.., up, a bit early” you yawned “do you have work today” you asked.

“Unfortunately, I do..,” he sighs “was there something you wanted to do?” he asks, softly.

“Well.., I did want to cuddle for a bit but, it’s fine, I don’t want to keep you away from work, y’know?” you told him 

“I could always take the day off, especially for you,” he teases with a smile and you smile back.

“Only if you want to, I’m not trying to coerce you into staying home with me” you say, jokingly and he chuckled softly.

“I don’t mind a little more ‘us’ time, just lemme text my manager” he says, grabbing his phone from the bedside table.. 

“Oh yeah? And what kind of excuse are you gonna pull out of your ass?” you tease, giggling afterwards.

“Well, I could lie saying I don’t feel well or,” he says, before coming closer, “I could be straightforward and tell them we’re planning to have some.., ‘fun’ today” he whispers in your ear and you feel your ears heat up before you push him away.

“You’re such a pervert!” you told him, before covering your face out of embarrassment and you could practically picture the smile on his face as he laughed.

“And yet here you are, staying with this so-called ‘pervert’ you claim me to be” he says “besides, don’t you want to have some 'fun'” he continues.

“W-well..,” you stayed quiet for a bit, considering it “I wouldn’t mind it..” you said quietly. there was a sudden shift in the mood which made you regret the words you had said. "Wait- shit- sorry, I didn't mean it that way, I just-" you felt embarrassed and flustered for reacting the way you did.

“Hey, look at me..,” he says, gently pulling your hand away from your face and you reluctantly met his gaze. “just cause I suggested it, doesn’t mean you have to, I was just teasing” he says, softly, chuckling a bit.

“No, no! It’s nothing like that, I promise,” you told him “just.., unsure how to approach it, is all” you told, trying to reassure him.

“Well for starters, don’t feel the need to force yourself if you don’t want to and secondly, you don’t have to always put my needs above yours, relationships are a two way street and we have time after all” he says, kissing the back of your hand and you felt your body warmed over.

“Thank you.., for understanding and for being patient with me, I truly appreciate it” you told him, smiling at him, feeling loved. “Are we still up for cuddles by any chance?” you asked him and he smiled warmly.

“Of course, love, it’s one of the reasons why I’m staying home aren’t I?” he says, lifting the blanket over him before laying next to you “now, come here and lay in my arms and let’s forget our worries for now..” still feeling warm and fuzzy, you laid next to him, making yourself comfortable in his arms before wrapping your arms around him and burying your face into his chest. “Thank you, again, Kouga.”

[anadorablekiwi]

So um. Yeah I’m definitely playing honkai star rail when it comes out

[ecoamerica]

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[thelazykiwi]

My Current Mods! 50+ 🥰

＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ Hello Kiwis! I made a video showcasing these lovely mods for you all! I hope you guys like it! ˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊

-CAS Mods:

1. CAS Background - New Leaf - Theplumbobfairy

2. Stand Still in CAS - MizoreYukii

3. CAS LIGHTING - CITY LIGHT - SIMPLYANJUTA

4. More Columns in CAS - weerbesu

5. Tidy CAS - Yoru Queen of Night Sims

6. EA Eyelashes Remover - Kijiko

7. More Traits in CAS - thepancake1 and MizoreYukii

8. 100 Base Game Traits Pack - Vicky Sims

9. TODDLER Traits Pack - Vicky Sims

-Gameplay Mods:

1. MCCC - Deaderpool

2. UI Cheats Extension - weerbesu

3. Wonderful Whims - TURBODRIVER

4. Relationship & Pregnancy Overhaul - Lumpinou

5. Have Some Personality Please! - PolarBearSims

6. Meaningful Stories - Roburky

7. Fanart Maps - Dershayan

8. SimDa Dating App - LitteMsSam

9. Know your Co-Workers and Classmates - Phaeriia

10. Pet Frogs & Insects - KawaiiStacie

11. The Mood Pack Mod - Lumpinou

12. First Impressions - Lumpinou

13. Pregnancy Cravings - Plumlace

14. Child Birth Mod - PandaSama

15. Foster Family - LittleMsSam

16. Immersive Social Bunny - Plumlace

17. Pets Everywhere - Kuttoe

18. No Sick, Dirty, Sad and Hungry Cats & Dogs - LittleMsSam

19. Grannies Cookbook - Littlebowbub

20. «Dawning dew» DRINKS DELIVERY - CubiertoDeFlores

21. Little Chef’s Toy Kitchen - Ravasheen

22. Toddler Creativity Pack - PandaSama

23. Open Love Life - Lumpinou

24. 'No Strings Attached' - Lumpinou

25. Better Romance - Simler90

26. The One With All The Romance - katie_mods

27. Bed Cuddle - thepancake1 and MizoreYukii

28. Live in Business - LittleMsSam

29. More Buyable Venues and new Venue Types - LittleMsSam

30. ISO Love Photos - Ravasheen

31. Photographic Memory - Ravasheen

-Build/Buy Mods:

1. Better BuildBuy - TwistedMexi

2. TOOL - TwistedMexi

3. OMSP Shelf - Picture Amoebae

4. Shiftable Mirrors - Picture Amoebae

-Visual Mods:

1. Simp's GraphicsRules Override - Simp4Sims

2. No Fade On Everything - MizoreYukii

3. NoGlo - Luumia

4. NoBlu - Luumia

5. Gshade

6. Storybook Preset - Ellcrze

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If this post makes no sense to you, you probably haven’t watched my video lol, that’s okay, I’ll link it for you!

Video Link: https://youtu.be/cNO9EN8Z2eo

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NOTE:

Please respect these creators and the rules that they have based around using their mods. Do not reupload or claim it as your own, they work very hard and deserve the recognition that they get!

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Anyway that’s all guys, check out my channel and other platforms if you haven’t already, love ya! ~ https://linktr.ee/the.lazy.kiwi

~Kiwi

[tupperware-wizard]

Kitty is purring

(I don't undertands Kiwi's powers if I'm gona be completely honest.. Everyone else seems to fit with their character. Korisu likes doll houses, Akoya wants to be an idol, etc. But Kiwi likes guns? Explosions? Shouldn't she have simp powers or something? Or something to do with attention? Idk?)

[goldshadows]

huge harley and kiwi vibes

[total-drama-takes-the-squeakquel]

Revenge of the island was doomed from the start when the first character they introduced was jo. Like what the fuckkk at first I was like. Is that human like wtf 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 then girls first line is “stay out of my way if you value your kiwis” like girl you sound like 🤓🤓🤓 yk what I mean. Like bro Scott’s just chilling what did he do to you fuckface. They should’ve let Anne Maria hair spray jo to death of something but wtffff jo u r not the main character 😭😭😭😭 then let’s talk about this bitchs behavior is the goddamn intro. Girls punching a punching bag in the middle of the woods (whime did you get that). Cameron is almost killed and blasted off into space and jo catches him and does one good thing for humanity then immediately after just tosses him onto the ground  to go chase after brick???? WTF we get it ho ur not like othim girls and u wanna be one of the boys sooo badly 😭😭😭 stfu what did brick even do to you. His first words to u were ma’am because he’s a fucking simp and rides him dick 24/7 like why be so mean to himmm. Goofy ass. Then he’s on the beach racing with brick and almost driving him into cardiac arrest like bro don’t kill him. Ik ur heartless and all but girllll no one asked 🥴🥴🥴 brick should’ve beaten the shit out of him. Out of my way triathlete coming thru 😈😈😈😈😈🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 omg I’m so scared 😱😱😱😱😱 go away. Literally no one asked girl. he almost drowns Zoey and Staci just to be number one like broooo ur actually done this time . Then launches himself off Sam to do a flip like girl u are not the main character. I’d rathim go thru 60 episodes of zoke and commando Zoey than watch jo every again. S4 was literally so bad and I blame it all on him. Then he’s pissed at dawn for getting to shore quicker BABE TAKE A CHILLPILL GODDAMNN….. wish dawn could’ve owned him and exposed him or smth idk. Make him feel ashamed. No wonder lightning thought u were a man like bro Shut up guys are annoying and so are you 😭😭😭😭 so I consider him just as bad as one. Lightning should’ve kept misgendering him I found it funny. “Sorry you had to lose to a girl 🤓🤓🤓🤓” wow you’re so fucking different!!! Do you want a medal too. Lightning should’ve beat his ass on the spot and I wish Chris ran him over with his little go cart. Sooo glad Scott found the invincibility statue because if jo didn’t get eliminated ep10 I would’ve straight up killed myself fr 😭😭 like no joke I’d hang myself from the ceiling. he’s always so grumpy too wtfffff. he should’ve got mutated instead of Dakota I’m not even kidding. Calling squirrels stupid is also lowkey kindaaaaa 😐😐 look at yourself Joey 😭😭 you’re not any hotter. he looks like one of those inbred lion/tiger hybrids you know what I mean. That gamer indent isn’t cute eithim….. 😬😬😬😬 thought you were an athlete. That’s embarrassing!!! Now ur skull is permanently mutated that’s so cringe. Then he laughs at lightning getting hit in the head and then gets trampled by a trampoline LMAO glad that bitch got him karma. Brick did nothing to help him in that moment and he’s so real for that tbh. Should’ve kicked dirt onto his head but whatevvvssss 😐😐😐😐. “All right let’s do this 🤪🤪🤪” and then falls into the water LMAOOOOOOO failure!!!!! Imagine 😭😭 like girl I thought you were a pro athlete thime’s no way ur real. Notice he’s smiling at Anne Maria getting hurt when hitting the bottom of the totem pole Everytime. That’s the same state Jeffrey Dahmer gave his victims before he killed them and ate them. he’s a psychopath I’m not even kidding. Then he kicks the trampoline out from under AM like UMMMM???? At least try to help him jfc. Toxic rats was the best team bc they don’t have jo. “Good grief 😐😐😐” corny ahhh line. Chester should’ve beaten the shit out of him too tbh 😭😭😭😭 I wish so hard that he died when he fell down that wayerfillll like aughhhshshsgwuwjwjjjebns.

If the maggots lost they def would’ve voted out Jo or smth but nooo he has plot armor ong 😭😭😭😭😭 I’d rathim listen to a podcast made by Staci than listen to Jo’s corny ass nicknames. Then he has to go how’d they get in front of us!!!! Like MAYBE… this is a wild suggestion too. Maybe you’re…. A SHIT TEAM LEADER 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 crazy I know. Brick should’ve beat him ass in that thumb wrestle but jo just tries killing him like jfc. Instead of a thumb wrestling contest they could’ve done an idk. Ummm like whoever can hit the othim upside the head with the a rock the hardest idk. And brick could’ve won and DESTROYED that ho. I’m not good at making suggestions. And everyone coming at me in the replies how’s it feel to be wronggggg 😁😁😁😁 y’all need to stop dickriding jo asap idk. he’s not that good. he let him team to crashing into that cabin like bro stop trying to kill everyone lmao. Jo kinda dresses like those homelsss ppl u see on the side of the highway with those goofy “if you love god donate to me!!!” signs. Idk girl just get a new wardrobe or smth. Brick would help you but since you’re such a shithead he’s not helping u lmao cope and seethe 😙😙😙😙 he probably smells like axe deodorant too lmao imagine. 

Erm yeahhh I’m done. Idk what to call my anon. Jater because I am a jo hater!!! Maybe I’ll rant about her in episode 2 because he rlly got on my nerves that episode but he also gets on my nerves every episode sooooo 😒😒😒😒 bye xoxo. You’re mad because you know I’m right 😘😘😘😘

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