#knives????

[thisblogdoesnotexisg]

what would morrigan do if she had a knife. like with no context. just your average kitchen knife with a bow on it like a gift.

[street-of-mercy]

[skipppppy]

[animentality]

[puipui-official]

"Un-uhlaive? UN-UHLAIVE? Ma'am, that man has been killed. He has been MUHDUHED. To DEATH."

[ironmaodhan]

rian johnson i am begging you to reconsider the knives out x muppet crossover

[iimr3]

*hitting you with a stick* no benoit blanc movies should not interact. they should not lead up to something. you need to detox from the marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning. they should be completely independent movies (maybe w some cameos/little references for fun) and go on for as long as there are stories rian johnson wants to tell in this universe. i do not want an overarching plot i do not want a team up i dont want a benoit-focused prequel i want some good old fashioned episodic murder mysteries that have nothing to do with each other!!!!!!!!!!! also rian johnson has literally said he's not gonna do a prequel and he wants the movies to all stand on their own

addendum 1: by "marvel/sherlock bbc poisoning" i dont mean that those caused this over-serialization, but i think they are partially responsible for why audiences are expecting it. learn to engage w murder mysteries on the genre's own terms

addendum 2: idc what headcanons you have. i actively encourage you to write fanfic about marta and helen solving crime if you wanna. that is literally what fanfiction is for my guy! if you want to know how phillip and benoit met THAT IS WHY FANFIC EXISTS

[nicostiel]

#they're married okay

[ayo-edebiri]

Glass Onion + Masks (insp)

[krasnyel]

regular ascot-loving-mystery-solving family

[may-darling]

I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

[sweatermuppet]

[noah-price]

KNIVES CHAU in SCOTT PILGRIM TAKES OFF

[skycaelo]

Guyss, new Sex Bob-Omb album!! (Real)(Not Fake)

[departmentq]

[jay-wasstuff]

Source: Screen Rant

Phillip makes bread (get it?) for trophy husband Benoit