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I like how leverage has a genius character and an autistic character but the autistic character isn't the genius character. the genius is a 22 year old black man with adhd who becomes an expert in anything you give him within 24 hours and the autistic character is a white woman who jumps off buildings for fun and once stabbed a man with a fork because he encroached on her personal space and sense of moral conduct
#leverage#alec hardison#parker leverage#douchebag: I'd set those orphans on fire myself#parker (an orphan): that's big talk for someone within stabbing range
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The FNAF 2 movie animatronics just stab people now
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#michael afton#toy bonnie#mike schmidt#fnaf 2 movie#fnaf 2#toy bonnie just stabbing people is so funny#like they are all over just jump scaring people#they are just shanking them now#one step closer till Freddy shoots someone with a gun#Michael would be so caught off guard by this one#literally he’s only ever been personally fought by these dudes#fists up and all getting attacked#but now they can just use weapons??? hilarious
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Somewhere in Apollo’s hospital on Olympus
#*vengeance saga drops* Me: how do I make this about Athena#Athena: bruh getting stabbed is nothing you caved just from that?#skill issue I endured Father’s divine lightning without caving#I Need someone to write this fic for me this scenario would be so funny#epic the musical#epic athena#jorge rivera herrans#fanart#epic the musical fanart#epic the vengeance saga#vengeance saga#poseidon#xria art
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worsties
#hetalia#fruk#aph england#aph france#hws england#hws france#arthur kirkland#francis bonnefoy#aph#hws#fanart#my art#that first one is bcs listening to the past is a grotesque animal on repeat sent me into fruk conniptions#ive explored you with the detachment of an analyst but most nights weve raided the same kingdoms???????#but its like we werent made for this world and i wouldnt really wanna meet someone who was??????#WHATWVER#i think a lot abt them both being frustrated in the postmodern era because its no longer socially acceptable to#start stabbing the shit out of eachother#womp womp
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kon ends up developing a pretty substantial kryptonite immunity and it’s purely cause supers are just…. weak ass motherfuckers with pain. yeah sure it dampens their powers and hurts like a motherfucker but with exposure and not just dealing with a large amount of pain very shortly and only once every so often kon just pushes through it.
he refuses to explain how though and that’s cause he let tim just poke him with a sharp kryptonite shard to get used to being around it so it’s not so jarring when it happens and then he stubbed his toe and sobbed like a bitch and he decided he needed to get higher pain tolerance.
kon refuses to explain how because he is not telling everyone he cried over a stubbed toe and that was the tipping point and tim refuses to explain cause he doesn’t need people think he’s going into supervillain territory again.
this does get revealed by kon getting stabbed with a very sharp shard once on a mission with clark and clark panicking while kon just takes it out and puts it in a container he keeps with him now. he then looks clark dead in his eyes and says “what you think that’s bad? you’re just weak. loser.” and then continues on as normal
there was also a period of time where kon had a kryptonite necklace so he could get piercings without messing the recovery process up. it was a very difficult time period cause he couldn’t take it off or else the piercings would heal way too quickly.
#tim drake#kon el#connor kent#clark kent#dc comics#dc stands for disregard canon#timkon#tim almost got caught grabbing kryptonite for kon by dick but then he just hugged dick for one second and darted off so dick thought he#was just embarrassed#kon looks like a deer in headlights anytime someone asks him how he got used to pain#clark is having a midlife crises after being called weak and watching kon take a kryptonite stab like it’s nothing#kon was actually still screaming but just inside his head
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Mock TCG card for Dimension 20
I'm back on my bullshit with taking a stab at a new series for the summer. Mostly an excuse draw more dimension 20 stuff.
#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high#adaine abernant#my art#D20 TCG#<--- I guess the tag I'll use for this#remembered someone said 'starting a series' is a good way to expand your creativity#so here's my stab at it#I haven't made concrete rules or anything and am flying by the seat of my pants tbh
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have some sympathy, Davrin, a tragedy has occurred 😔
HOWEVER, I think they would be repressing so much stress during veilguard that stepping on a snail in that moment would become kind of the last straw. not talking from personal experience at all
yayy oc rambling
anyway, i think Zea normally wouldn't like. cry about accidentally killing a little creature like a snail. Like, they would be sad, but you know, cest la vie, the mere fact of existing brings with it many small accidental deaths that we just have to come to terms with, if we notice them at all.
#kunst huli#zea dao oc#dragon age#davrin dragon age#datv davrin#neve gallus#datv#dragon age veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard#rook datv#rook thorne#blood tw#just in casies#im lying i AM talking from personal experience.#but in my case it was two snails n i ended up crying in front of my furniture restoration teacher 🧍♂️#ANYWAYS#i love like. thinking about what a....unique moral compass zea would develop bcs of their inherent kindness but also proximity to noel#while growing up#and lora frankly. i dont think she would be that much different from noel in her approach dflkgjfd#stabbing someone to death? 🤷♂️ kill or be killed baby#accidentally killing a bug? theyre going to be tormented by that for the rest of the week#there is much more i could say abt the whole thing. but its is 2 am and so i shan't
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Only Epic the Musical could have a solid 50% of the fandom say "ooh kinky" after watching a graphic torture scene.
I do not blame any of yall. I can see it.
But also. Damn.
#look I get it. the way Poseidon screams during 600 strike did in fact do something to me#but like#I just checked epic's ao3 tag and it is bursting with “and then after the torture what if they hatefucked” fic#there are so many posts on tumblr about the inherent homoeroticism of stabbing and making someone beg#the biggest au in the fandom is called the Manwhore AU#like I get it. I'm a freak too. But like. Yall.#epic#epic the musical#epic the musical vengeance saga#the vengeance saga#epic the vengeance saga#manwhore au
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"Kai's good with kids!" slightly incorrect. Kai is good with stubborn, troublesome kids. Dudes been shown to be dogshit when solely interacting with pretty much all people younger than him except for Nya, Lloyd, & Wyldfyre
He raised Nya, but we know that girl. We've seen her. I know she was a NIGHTMARE kid. She has strong opinions, holds grudges, and does whatever she wants. I love her for this. I also know teenage Kai was fighting for his LIFE. Lloyd was Little Shit Extraordinaire, and he didn't have the bonus of being blood-related to Kai, so Kai had 0 incentive to like him. Even still, Kai heard a small child in distress and immediately Locked In and decided awesome, I'm protecting you forever now. Wyldfyre similarly annoyed the absolute shit out of him, but Kai had his Growth. He still threw hands with Wyldfyre but the difference here is he knew she could fight back. He clocked pretty immediately she had an impatient temper but had a very strong love for her tiny family of 2 (oh hey s1 Kai when'd you get here) and in NO time began flawlessly mentoring.
Kai is like a guy who went to a camp for troubled youths, grew up, then decided to become a counselor at that same camp. He can wrangle a teenage dirtbag out of an alley like a stray cat but if you put him in the same room as a fairly normal kid he's looking at them like this
#COLE on the other hand#can handle semi-normal kids FLAWLESSLY#and troublesome ones too tbh but cole is like a jack of all trades#he can totally step in for any kind of kid but kai is the certified expert on annoying little assholes#also yes i know he became a teacher after nya died but i stand by my assessment remaining correct#thats different hes teaching them to fight therefore it still falls into that category. hes good at teaching children to hit things#genuinely i think kai gets empty nest syndrome if he doesnt have a problem child to adopt as a sibling & look out for#he YEARNS for the older brotherisms. if he didnt get gifted wyldfyre i legitimately think he wouldve started trying to co-mentor arin#he would try with sora but shes pretty staunchly anti-singular-mentor and gets passed around like a blunt#doesnt matter that arin is by no means a troublesome kid he just gets twitchy after nya & lloyd grew out of needing to be looked after#kai thrives when hes protecting someone ELSE. hes been doing it since he was 5#this is why he immediately spiraled in the land of monsters he starts shaking like an italian greyhound if he isnt acting as a human shield#kais coping mechanism is hiding all of his problems to instead help the Young Child with their issues#guy who would hide a fatal stab wound until everyone is gone to then collapse and die alone so no one gets scared#also nya & lloyd have phased out of being troublesome so kais like well#what am i supposed to do now. then he sees wyldfyre starting a bushfire and hes like omg#its so funny he gets so annoyed at troublemaking kids and then as soon as he gets a WHIFF of distress he latches on like a leech#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#lego ninjago#dragons rising#kai ninjago#kai smith#kai jiang#text post#nya ninjago#lloyd garmadon#wyldfyre#lego ninjago dragons rising#ninjago dr
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big big big fan of found family relationships with shithead sibling dynamics
sure, yeah, they had no one in the world until they found each other, and they will fight tooth and nail for each other's safety, but they will also eat the last of the other's cereal and put the box back in the cabinet or tell the other's significant other every embarrassing story about them or greet each other by means of full body tackle and chokehold
#ragsycon exclusive#mark and pip have this dynamic and it gives me so much joy#she gives him so much shit for being awkward and painfully uncool but she will not hesitate to stab someone for being mean to him#he's focusing on something & doesn't hear her come in the room and she slaps him on the shoulder which startles him so badly he alert barks#which he is instantly mortified by the fact that he just literally actually barked and goes 'please don't tell anyone that happened'#to which pip responds by showing him her phone screen where she has just texted literally everyone that this just happened#......#hall of fame
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I think it would be funny if Shang Qinghua and Shen Qingqiu decided to get married, not for tax purposes per se, but for marriage/sex curse immunity. secretly, of course ;)
why would they do this, you may ask? why wouldn't they? excluding aphrodisiacs, there are plenty of curses and/or magical objects just laying around the SVSSS world just waiting for an unsuspecting Peak Lord to trip over them. And since Shen Qingqiu has decided to travel to see all the worldbuilding and cool flora/fauna he missed out on in the original PIDW, he's dragging Shang Qinghua along with him for the ride. Of course, they would need protection against the more serious afflictions they could catch or be caught by, and getting married was the perfectly logical solution!
and if they ended up getting sex-pollened and needed to rail each other anyway? if they both said no-homo after, then it didn't count! and if they had started to sleep in the same bed and woke up in each other's arms, that's because it's cheaper than getting separate rooms! Who cared that Shang Qinghua started to sleep over at Shen Qingqiu's peak when they were both back at the sect? And brought him gifts and food? And that he reciprocated? They were obviously just hanging out as friends.
And friends are supposed to be affectionate and show care towards each other! They're the only transmigrators in this world, so they need to stick together! Watching the other jerk off can be a bonding activity, you know!
And if Shen Qingqiu noticed one day that they stopped saying no-homo? They already know they aren't gay, so it would be redundant to keep saying it. Carding your fingers through your fake (real) husband's hair while he lays in your lap and complains about the merchant's trying to weasel out of a deal with the sect is completely straight behavior!
#they would probably be exposed in the funniest way possible#imagine someone brought an artifact to an inter-sect gathering#that started#idk#a marriage hunt or something for whoever it gets put on#and the person who brought it wants to embarrass the cang qiong sect#so they put it on Shen Qingqiu obvi#they start their dramatic villain monolog as the artifact streets to activate#and then fizzled out?#everyone would look in confusion before Shen Qingqiu takes off the artifact#and hands it over to Wei Qingwei to seal away#“what? this can't be” the negative iq cannon fodder would say#“The only way the artifact would fail is if you were already marr-” then Shang Qinghua stabs them in the throat#then everyone would be all#You're married?!!??#And you never told anyone??!!!??!#Is your husband Yue Qingyuan??!#Or Liu Qingge?!!!??#And then Shen Qingqiu would have to say that it's the blood covered fucker over there#svsss#shang qinghua#shen qingqiu#cumplane#blorbo#ily shang qinghua 💞#writing prompt#fanfiction#suggestive
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I don't support the notion of killing you! I just support the right of this knife to exist - like, inside of you. I'm fairly sure we can work out an equitable agreement on which organs, limbs, etc, I can have for myself, and which ones you can have.
Oh, now this is rich - after all that talk on 'human dignity' and 'medical attention', here you are, trying to violently take my blade from me. In one fell swoop, you intend both to take up a cruel, offensive weapon; and also deprive me of my self-defense and right to existence! Negotiations are over!
#I know of someone who was stabbed once. They told me all about it - the grim methods their attacker used. Hearing it gave rise to a thought:#'I really wanna stab someone like that.'
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what if i was a priest and you ritualistically killed me on a stone slab as an offering to a dead god . what if you kissed me and shoved your tongue down my throat while you drove a ceremonial dagger into my gut and muffled my screams into your mouth. and what if you got to feel my horrified thrashing and gasping slowly growing weaker in your arms. ? /sexual ( <- tone indicator)
cis people & detrans/misgendering blogs fuck off
#idk#even's#hiero.#nsft.#gore.#tw stabbing#<- just in case.#oh no what if someone sees my untagged snuff on my priestfucking blog
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Thinking of that conversation Neve Gallus has with Taash. Her explanation of nicknames, saying freely, that among other things, they are a form of love.
Thinking of how boistorous Varric is with his nicknames. Thinking of how excited Varric is about the nickname Rook when introducing you to Neve. Thinking of how both Harding and Neve refer to your character, no matter their name or background as Rook immediately. Thinking of how your faction leader will address you by your last name in the letter, but call you Rook when you see them again.
Thinking of how Rook starts introducing themselves as Rook to their new allies. To everyone they meet.
Because Rook is a nickname of love.
Thinking of Neve, would rather tear open the Veil with the rest of your companions then let Rook slip through her grasp regardless of your relationship with her. Thinking of Neve returning home to the Lighthouse and not following the Wolf into her city to try and save it. Thinking of how she stays and searches for Rook, despite admitting that she knew it was a lost cause.
Because Rook is a nickname of love.
Thinking of Neve's nickname of Trouble when you enter a relationship. How willingly she uses it, in combat, in dialogue, in tender moments. Thinking of Neve, when she says she loves you she genuinely sounds terrified and sick. That it takes her so long to admit it that she had to lose Rook entirely first.
Thinking of how Trouble is a nickname of LOVE.
#calling Rook Trouble was her saying I love you this whole time#your honor she makes me sick#actually the whole game makes me sick#the whole game is about love#actually I'm very sick right now in a literal sense#this game is staving off the fever and the depression#also my Rook is my blorbo and i will stab someone who says otherwise#she's so dumb and not dumb i love her#DragonAge: Veilguard#DragonAgeVeilguard#DA:V#DA4 Veilguard#Veilguard Spoilers#Rook#All the companions love Rook#i believe half of them would even admit it to their face#except Gallus#queen shit regardless#neve x rook#neverook#varric tethras#dragon age#neve gallus#dragon age spoilers#think i covered my tags#probably wont be the last DA:V post I make
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Y/N: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Candy: Not if they consent to it.
LJ: Depends on who you’re stabbing.
Jason: YES?!?
#Jason being the one person to keep Y/N out of trouble#he can stab someone but you’re not allowed#creepypasta#creepypasta headcanons#creepypasta headcanon#creepypasta x reader#creepypasta incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#laughing jack#laughing jack headcanon#laughing jack headcanons#laughing jack x reader#Candy pop#candy pop headcanon#candy pop headcanons#Candy pop x reader#Jason the Toymaker#jason the toymaker headcanon#jason the toymaker headcanons#Jason the Toymaker x reader
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he'd like to go home now, pls
(insp by @tadpole-apocalypse )
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#Gale of Waterdeep#Gale Dekarios#BG3 memes#not pictured in the background: astarion stabbing someone#stupid memes#yes this is sloppy but consider: i do not care
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