#kol mikaelson incorrect quotes

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Kol: I could kill you if I wanted.

Y/n: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

@fitzs-trained-monkey @her-violent-delights

[fandoms--fluff]

Klaus (Kol's big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol yes

Elijah (Kol’s other big brother): Kol no

Kol: Kol maybe

Y/n (Elijah's scary protective wife): Kol no

Kol: Kol no

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "You're really bad with boundaries."

Kol: "Oh yeah? Name one boundary I've crossed."

- Earlier that Day -

Kol: *picking the lock on Y/N's front door* "You know, it makes it hard to come in when you leave the door locked, darling."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

[allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover]

Freya: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Elijah: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Freya: Three of us saw it, Elijah. How do you explain that?

Elijah: *points at Rebekah* Sleep deprivation. *points at Klaus* Paranoia. *points at Kol* Delusional personality disorder.

[winter-berries]

Kol: what would you do if i was kidnapped?

Klaus: wait 30 minutes until they gave you back

Elijah: you think they’d last 30 minutes?

Rebekah: you think someone would want to kidnap him?

Kol:

[morgane-art]

Y/n : crushes happen all the time !

Y/n : I know I've had them for all you guys.

Y/n : Well, except for Klaus, Kol, Finn, Rebekah and Freya.

Elijah : ...

Elijah : What-

[rosedforbes]

Caroline: wait, you think Klaus and I are dating?

Kol: well, duh.

Caroline: what?! okay- everyone, raise your hand if you think that Klaus and I are dating.

Everyone: *raises their hand*

Caroline:

Caroline: Klaus, put your hand down.

[witchcraftandgeeknes]

Klaus: You know, I was starting to think that was a rumour Rebekah made up, like the Loch Ness Monster or the Bermuda Triangle.

Stefan: Rebekah made up the Bermuda Triangle?

Klaus: Don't be ridiculous, Stefan. That was Kol.

[that-sarcastic-optimist]

Kidnapper: I have one of your siblings Elijah: Which one, I have five Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, spoiled one Elijah: Which one, I have five

[witchcraftandgeekness]

Elijah: What did I tell you?

Y/n: That we aren't allowed in the same room without supervision.

Elijah: Why?

Kol: Because we were stupid enough...

Elijah: To?..

Y/n: Fire a cannon indoors.

@fitzs-trained-monkey @her-violent-delights

[n3x0tic]

Incorrect Quotes

Klaus: What is this?

Y/n: Affection.

Klaus: Disgusting… Do it again.

———

Kol: I’ve always wanted to rescue a stray.

Picks up a Y/n.

———

Elijah: So, tell us a little bit about yourself.

Y/n: I’d rather not, I really like this group.

———

Kol: Truth or Dare?

Y/n: Truth.

Kol: I dare you to kiss me.

Y/n, leaning in and smirking: Well, I didn’t come here to lose.

Rebekah: They didn’t even say dare though-

———

Klaus: Can you be serious for five minutes?

Y/n: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

———

Y/n: I’m the type of person that likes to think things through.

Elijah: I once say you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

(Bonus) Y/n: That’s not the point.

———

Y/n: would you stop doing that?

Kol: To quote Hamlet, act III, Scene III, line 57, "no".

———

Y/n: What’s a medical name for the urge to do something stupid and reckless?

Rebekah:

Klaus:

Elijah:

Kol: No idea, but I’m sure it’s transmittable because now I have it too.

———

Klaus: How do you plead?

Y/n: …

Kol, mouthing: Not guilty

Y/n: ???

Y/n: Hot… Milky?

———

Y/n: I can’t deal with this right now, stress is bad for the baby.

Elijah: WHAT BABY?

Y/n: Me.

———

Y/n: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it.

Elijah: Just rip the bandage off.

Y/n: It’s Klaus.

Elijah: Put the bandage back on.

[fandoms--fluff]

Y/n: The kids are asleep

Elijah: ...We don't have kids

Y/n: Then tell that to you're little brother and sister who just asked me to tell them a story till they fell asleep

Elijah: Kol and Rebekah?

Y/n: Yep. I mean they were being cute, and I told them a story, but I thought you might like to know how we are now parents.

Elijah: We?

Y/n: They asked for you too, and got sad when I said you were on a phone call

Elijah: Ah, that makes sense why Kol also tried to convince me in giving him a piggyback ride yesterday.

Y/n: Did you give in?

Elijah: No, but then he went to Rebekah and sulked with her

Y/n: Parents?

Elijah pinching the bridge of his nose as y/n chuckles at him: Apparently we now are

[fitzs-trained-monkey]

Y/N: "Out of your family, who would you want to fight the least?"

Klaus: *immediately* "Rebekah."

Y/N: "Bekah? Why?"

Klaus: "She knows things."

Y/N: "Like what?"

Kol: "Like how to liquify a man's balls in under three seconds."

@her-violent-delights @witchcraftandgeekness

[allthosepeopleilovetofangirlover]

Klaus: God has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

this is sooo Klaus I can't - 🤣😂

[winter-berries]

Hope: *taking a buzzfeed quiz* which Disney princess are you?

Elijah: belle, because she likes to read

Rebekah: cinderella since i’m always having to clean up your messes

Klaus: ariel because i live in two different worlds

Kol: tinkerbell because if i don’t get attention i’ll die

Hope: tinkerbell’s not-

Freya: sleeping beauty

Everyone:

[morgane-art]

Rebekah : Elijah just found out about Kol and Davina.

Elijah : I think it's great for Kol.

Elijah : Davina could probably do better.