#kotlc crackship

[icantrememberwhoiwaslastdecember]

kotlc crackships GO

della x edaline

oralie x fintan (i read a fic, ok-)

jensi x linh (idk if that counts as one)

kesler x grady (i have a little bit of lore for this one-)

kenric x oralie x bronte

(i don't really SHIP SHIP most of these, just little ideas :3)

[camelspit]

i think grady and vespera could have some really freaky sex interactions if given the chance.

[the-way-astray]

I saw strieefe mentioned again and I just want to say that if the people demand it I shall write more never change, but sorry I stopped existing for a while, I was busy.

-NC anon

aka, Lisa. 🩵

that one anon totally clocked you . . . okay now i need to know. was that food post you made really for the sake of writing strieefe fic . . . the commitment to the bit is insane. anyway. i personally did not clock you . . . sadness

funniest part i think is that you made your entire personality being obsessed with applesauce in chapter three . . . seems a very shallow interpretation of your character lol. like someone who just took a quick look at your url and maybe your bio and went "yep, this is gonna be lisa's only personality trait because i don't know anything else about her and don't want to risk mischaracterizing her". nice job on that one. threw me off for sure

girl who wants to be kissed by keefe writing keefe-kisses-other-girl fanfic is absolutely the funniest plot twist ever . . . and yes you should totally keep writing if you can. the plot seems intriguing and i need to know what stupid thing keefe did this time and what other keepblr members will be involved next (please be quil, please be quil, please be quil, please be quil-) (quil has a cat. this can be incorporated into the lore. trust.)

[thatrandomlemononyourcounter1]

y'all want a real crackship?

jensi x stina

[thelasttaleofthepari]

ANOTHER ONE THANK YOU

[aspenaspenaspenaspenaspen]

what are the chances Shannon forgot about the imparter like she forgot about Dex ?

I was skimming through unlocked and, how come the importer that Grady gives Keefe isn’t relevant at all? In stellarlune it’s not even mentioned, and isn’t relevant to the plot or Keefe coming back at all. What was that about??

[do-you-ship-this-book-couple]

Do you ship...

Note in the ask:

hey look a NORMAL kotlc ask gaspp

(actually it kinda isn't normal. used a crackship generator for this)

[alaydabug2]

kotlc crackships GO

Strieefe, alden and Alina, me and dex, Liam and dex, soforkle, Alvar and Sophie, Ro and Sandor

Is this enough

[swans-chirping-in-the-distance]

what kotlc 'crack' ships do you ship? (stitz, lavacake........)

Both of those actually lol. Although stitz is like a legitimate one for me yk. My main ship for them.

I also like tamxmarella. It's fun

Fitz and Maruca also would work alr hear me out

But most of those are ones I could legitimately love and see working. My favorite crackship that I wouldn't actually want in canon (but I wouldn't be mad if it was) would be bianaxjensi. Like it's definitely not serious to me but also. Yes.

[kotlccrackficweek]

SEND ME YOUR FAVOURITE KOTLC CRACKSHIPS

So far in the list I have:

chandelitz

hethen

ravioli

Garvar

Grasler

Grassius

Sopockets

Charactherapy

Della x edaline

grady x alden

Brontemery

finitar

orasius

[icantrememberwhoiwaslastdecember]

this might be a bad decision but

oneshots based on crackships generated by a generator

what i have so far:

oralie x elwin (pfft)

marella x tam (it kept insisting on dex x dex tho)

biana x sophie (>;3)

fintan x alden

[camelspit]

why are you, a man (alden), letting your mind shatter with guilt over your actions towards another man (prentice)?

[the-way-astray]

As a fellow Gethen lover I’m curious if you ship him with anyone like oh idk a certain councillor of sorts? One that he might have threatened to kill at some point or something, like with a dagger or a sword, just something sharp and long. Called her head pretty while he did *cough* just curious…

i actually don't ship gethalie because my favorite kotlc theory of all time is that gethen is oralie's biological son. so sadly you'll never convert me to this ship . . . i love this theory with all my heart and soul even though i know the possibility has never crossed shannon's mind. it's like 80% of the reason i like gethen at all. that's right . . . i like him primarily because of my own made-up lore about him, not really because of anything shannon wrote

as for do i ship gethen with anyone . . . elwin. it's a crackship that i was converted to entirely because of good art, but yeah. i'm pretty neutral on it; i don't, like, hardcore ship it. i just think it's an interesting concept to think about occasionally . . . the most evil, utterly unsympathizable character in the series with the character whose only real personality traits are being kind and silly. idk it's a dynamic for sure

tbh i feel more strongly about gethen notps than gethen otps. my main gethen notps are gethen and vespera and gethen and fintan. not meant to offend anyone who ships those, of course, and there are a couple people that also ship them as a throuple (finsperethen) . . . i just don't like ancient/non-ancient ships on principle. again, i don't think it's wrong or anything i just personally don't like large age gap ships (relative to species . . . aldella is a large age gap ship and i like them fine). idk ancient x non-ancient ships to me are like shipping a thirty year old with a sixty year old and i don't like it lmfao . . . it's entirely personal preference but i like my ships to have a certain "equality" factor. when they're toxic they have to have equal capacity to be toxic toward each other and when they aren't they need to be equally caring toward each other, and imo a large age gap takes that away entirely for me personally and ruins my ability to enjoy a ship

[imobsessed123]

kotlc crackships GO

HETHEN IM SORRY BUT ITS TRUE

[nowjumpinthewater]

kotlc crackships GO

sir austin and councillor alina

[the-soul-detectives]

kotlc crackships GO

Jensi x Marella, I DON'T KNOW