beautiful women named flash flood warning keep trying to message my phone
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lady knight dan anon here. I had a feeling you'd vibe with that haha. I don't have many other pg-13 thoughts about this besides being lady knight dan's servant and slowly taking off pieces of armor and kissing her skin and ...tits. yeah 👍
dropping to my knees both to swear fealty to her and. well. prove that devotion
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Lou's comment in the most recent adventuring party got me thinking of those competitive cooking shows. You know, like:
"Chefs, your challenge today is to make a meal with the following ingredients:
Radishes
A pastrami sandwich
Spicy mangos
Provolone cheese
A Carolina Reaper
You have 30 minutes."
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gay dating is really not so different from tumblr because one time i went out on a first date with a stranger and she got really tipsy and announced in the first 30 minutes that she'd never had sex with a woman before (we were not about to have sex, this was in a restaurant) and i was like uh okay.
and then i recounted this on another date years later to a lady who got really weird about it and was like "okay so bisexuality is a problem for you????" like no????
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whooohooooo!!! i drew this short little comic of terrible tweens gideon and pash bonding time for @naamah-beherit for the @tlt-holiday-exchange!!!
more info about this AU is written in the notes on ao3, but the gist of it is that gideon was taken to BoE as a baby. And because BoE is an insurgent organization that takes advantage of child soldiers, gideon and pash have guns to play with instead of more age appropriate stuff. like coloring books or gameboys or something.
i had so much fun coming up with this!! much thanks to the event organizers for a great event and my giftee for giving me such a fun prompt!!
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WAIT WAIT ITS NOT A TRANS TAKE FOR WHICH I APOLOGIZE but I (a lesbian) played macduff and in my heart and soul my macduff is a lesbian performing to this hypermasculine scottish society as a man. And every time I put on my costume, to get into character, I imagined macduff putting on her men’s clothes, her soldier’s clothes, simultaneously concealing her true nature and adopting it because this has been her whole LIFE. Thinking about her love for her wife being what tethers her to womanhood. What it means to be a good man in a world of tyrants when you aren’t a man. Nearly every performance I almost had a Freudian slip where I said “Macduff was from her mother’s womb untimely ripped,” because that’s the only time (at least in our cut) macduff refers to herself in the third person. Thinking about macduff’s role in the play as the griever, the lamenter, and how the play connects emotion = femininity with lady macker’s “unsex me here/make thick my blood”, willing femininity away from herself by forbidding her emotions. And macduff expresses such deep grief and depression so openly. Thinking about a macduff who is extremely secure in gender and sexuality foiling a mackers who is extremely insecure in gender and sexuality. Thinking about a macduff who believes her wife and children have died for her “sins.” Thinking about the scene with lady macduff and her child, where they debate the child’s “father” being dead, and lady macduff compares macduff to a bird, whom she refers to with she/her pronouns. Thinking about Malcolm’s “show as you are,” and macduff throwing down her branch, not really showing as she is, never showing as she is. I am so sorry if this is incoherent I have so many emotions for her
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Hey there Muck Mage!
I was thinking since so many people
and ladies think you're SUPER COOL,
why not build a monument to yourself
for all to enjoy?
Another fan,
Kaitlin G.
hUH?
who are you kaitlin g.? what road do you travel..? what path are you on.,,,?
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me when someone calls me to be a proper lady coded tbh.
bite their ankle. scratch their eyes hiss like a cat and skitter around the house.
possibly mark your territory on their bed-
snickering
become violent. start gouging. start tearing every second seam from their clothes out so that they start to fall apart whenever the person wears them
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