#lambdas

[ladyargento]

Lambdas, Functional Interfaces and Generics in Java

I wrote a little blog post on lambdas, functional interfaces and generics in Java, check it out on my dev.to blog here:

[re-dracula]

From now until May 1, 50% of proceeds from sales of the Re: Dracula Audiobook and Re: Carmilla Supercut will be going to the Palestine Children's Relief Fund!

[featherrarts]

Found some of my early days of cotl art, including a silly comic. XD abdodbwke emjoyy

[inkzectz]

> don’t fuck with the archive team!

[daydreamycrustacean]

[the-lambda-archives-ai]

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[eternalsa2z]

Retraining

Ashton Inspirion was one of those guys who never got out. He lived in a different world…the virtual world. He was always gaming, tinkering with his computer, isolated from the rest of school.

Virtual learning suited him, so he signed up for a class called 'Retraining'. He thought it'd be an easy CS course, especially since it was filled with a bunch of ditzy Sigma Lambda Tau sorority girls. It was different that he expected. More of a virtual reality concept where he had to create and develop a model.

All the other girls in class were building hot bimbo models. So Ashton thought he'd try it. He built up his online wardrobe with pink, tight fitting clothes. Changed his hair to be long and blonde. Even discovered how to hack the NSFW settings and give himself the biggest set of fake tits and lips that seemed possible.

The other girls LOVED him for that and started sharing tips and tricks. Ashton had never had friends…let alone BFFs…and started to really get into the role. Spending more time in the game than any before. Really focusing on making 'Ashli' dim and ditzy and doll-like.

He found it easier the deeper it got into the system. Controlling his character using a full-body VR set built by SluTech that was a required part of the course. Using voice inputs to say 'Um' and 'Like' a lot for a valley-girl speech pattern. Walking with a wiggle and arms akimbo to get the perfect bimbo gait down. It became easier to develop Ashli by just being Ashli.

Little did the student know all-consuming the course really was. Outside the game, VR headset finally taken off her long blonde hair, Ashli 'AI' Insipid stared blankly at a screen. She was pretty sure she had logged out. But she was staring at her character. The plump, pouty pink lips. The cute pink top. The dumb ditzy look. Was this the game…or real life?

The truth was too much for the dumbed down doll to process. The virtual model was a role model for how she transformed. Her big fake tits were now real. She had been reprogrammed, turned into her perfect image.

Even if she could comprehend the changes, it didn't matter. All Ashli cared about was that she was late to meet her BFFs! So instead of slipping on the headset, she slipped on a cute skirt and some stripper heels, and trotted over to SLT with a wiggle and a giggle. Just like she had been retrained.

[bugtoast]

in light of recent news regarding the elongated musk rat; i didn't think a man could get this stupid

[janmisali]

Letter Tournament: PHI vs LAMBDA

ɸ (Phi)

SEED: 9

CODEPOINT: U+0278 LATIN SMALL LETTER PHI

PREVIOUS OPPONENT: Blackletter E

BIO: the IPA symbol for the bilabial fricative (like F but not).

Ꟛ (Lambda)

SEED: 105

CODEPOINTS: U+A7D9 LATIN CAPITAL LETTER LAMBDA, U+A7DA LATIN SMALL LETTER LAMBDA

PREVIOUS OPPONENT: Bidental Percussive

BIO: it's really inconvenient to make the slides with this one, because of how it isn't in Noto Serif.

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[jack-o-laa]

An umineko commission i did at ala!

[bugcitie]

[exx-bee]

ahhhh mr freethem in the flesh ......... or should i say .... hazard Suits

[whump-card]

Whumpee is back, and it's time to celebrate. There's cake, and music, the whole nine yards.

Members of the team keep talking to them, telling them how glad they are that it's "over."

Over.

Whumpee has to escape the party and go hyperventilate in the bathroom.

Things are so far from "over."

[featherrarts]

Another one

Part 1

[inkzectz]

The archivists

[ankeaziy]

wake up babe new crazy bitches fanart just dropped 😘