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[thetempleofthemasaigoddess]

Crossing Lines (S02E08): The team celebrates Tommy’s birthday.

[cinemacentral666]

Iron Sky (2012) & Iron Sky: The Coming Race (2019)

Movies #1,108 & 1,109 • TWO FOR TUESDAYS

"August Sky" month continues here on TWO FOR TUESDAYS.

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These movies are A LOT. But that is by design. You don't put Hitler riding a T-Rex on the moon by accident. But I'm getting ahead of myself.

These two B-movie-ass-looking are somehow Finland's most expensive films ever made, which somehow just adds to the hilarity of the whole endeavor. I definitely liked the original one more so let's start there.

It's all the way in the distant future (2018) and the Nazis, having secretly escaped earth at the end of WWII, have set up shop on the darkside of the moon. A Sarah Palin-like American President is vying for reelection and so she sends an African-American model on a "BLACK to the MOON" promotional gimmick. There is satire and then there is this: something so goofy and overt that it nearly renders any/all commentary moot. But I did find the humor in this amusing to a degree. This was a nice Dr. Strangelove homage? Sure...

I mean, it's a little different because it features a Black man who has been cosmetically turned white against his will and now looks like nearly identical to that Wayan Brothers movie...

The plotline surrounding the idea that the Moon Nazis' discovery of this guy's iPhone and its computing power allowing them to complete their ultimate War Machine weapon is legitimately good satire. (Although the subsequent continuation of this thread in The Coming Race is one of that movie's worst ideas, and it's a real race to the bottom there.)

Look, I hesitate to say too much about either of these. I feel like just knowing the baseline plot is enough for anyone to decide whether or not they want to take the plunge into the Iron Sky Universe (apparently a third installment — featuring Andy Garcia (?!) — is coming out soon?) or not. Who knows. Look, I could appreciate both the humor (to a degree, not everything hits for sure), and the aesthetic (which is very bad! but bad in a way that I liked) but maybe I'm just a freak.

SCORE 6.5/10: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️½

The crowdfunded direct sequel, Iron Sky: The Coming Race came out seven years later and despite featuring Udo Kier as Vril Adolph Hitler, it is easily the lesser effort. Also, somehow, despite being crowdfunded, it led to the bankruptcy of the Iron Sky Universe production company. I love the hubris that is attempting to turn this bonkers idea into a Marvel-like cinematic universe and I also love that it's completely imploded (but again: The Ark: An Iron Sky Story is apparently real so what is dead never truly dies?).

The main issue of this one is that is simply not funny at all. And that's a humongous problem when your movie is so clearly geared to function in that vein.

The legend Udo K. — reprising his role from the original in addition to playing the reptilian Hitler (this is loosely based on the Vril novel and ensuing conspiracy theories which is a whole 'nother can of worms) — has a ton more to do here which is one of the only things going for it. The only other real positive is that the action is ramped up to the nth degree, so you get stuff like Vril Osama bin Laden and Vril Pope Urban II riding wagon-pulling Triceratops off a cliff into a pit of lava and the aforementioned T-Rex/Hitler combo getting karate kicked to death by a blonde lady...

Even though they had a half decade to make this one, the writing is far more shoddy in every single way and there's no bigger example than the Tom Green subplot.

On the remnants of the partially destroyed Nazi Moonbase in 2049 (after nuclear war ruined the earth at the end of the first one — sorry, forgot to mention that detail), he leads a cult called the Jobsists formed around the teachings of Steve Jobs. It's like "remember the interesting stuff we did with Apple/iPhones in the original movie? Well here's some more 'satire' on that only it doesn't make any sense and isn't funny." It's a shame too because I was excited to see Green was in this. It just doesn't work at all.

Anyway, those are the two Iron Sky movies. The pride of Finland! I need to go take a shower.

SCORE: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️½

[casasupernovas]

i watched the midwich cuckoos and while i had more questions than answers, i would give it a 7/10. i was very confused as to why it had such low ratings on imdb and...wow. and this country really tried to say it was not racist. these reviews by the way, are a response to the diversity in the show. (the original novel had them all blonde with blue eyes, here the kids look different but are clearly the same, explained as having 100% dna from the host mother).

the ironic thing is, it's all under the guise of being more 'believable'. they're all screaming as to why the show would showcase a diverse community where everyone lives together in 'harmony' when, as these lovely people have demonstrated, they would not. they're yelling it's 'woke' because the town wouldn't be that diverse because they're racist so they wouldn't allow it.

[kwebtv]

Jo Eaton-Kent, Marama Corlett, Lara Rossi, Richard Dormer, Craig MacRae and Adam Hugill in “The Watch”

[throwbackmovie]

Lara Rossi as Obianaju Washington in IRON SKY: THE COMING RACE – 2019

[wintercorrybriea]

Anya Leliukh by Martina Rossi for Teeth Magazine July 26th 2023

Stylist: Lara De Pretto

[mobscene-awards]

BEST HOEMANCE:

Alexis Larsson & Cassandra Acton

Giordana Rossi & Olivia Coppola

Svetlana Vorshevsky & Viktoriya Kurylenko

Elaina Halévy & Valérie Dautremer

Runner(s) Up: Adriana Amaro & Lara Rutherford, Alexis Larsson & Leyla Yılmaz, Cassandra Acton & Leyla Yılmaz, Jessica Reyes & Leyla Yılmaz, Kathleen Zhao & Sofie Dekker, Leyla Yılmaz & Nevra Erdoğan.

[mobscene-london]

MOB SCENE ADVENT CALENDAR: DAY FIVE.

Your ‘Mistletoe’ nominations for 2023 are as follows: 

Adriana Amaro & Aviv Kasyanenko

Adriana Amaro & Henry García

Alexis Larsson & Hasan Demir

Alexis Larsson & Varden Lefebvre

Amélie Castaignède & Berat Yalaz

Amélie Castaignède & Vincenzo Vespucci

Ayda Demir & Kerem Doğulu

Ayda Demir & Maksim Kurylenko

Azra Yavuz & Kerem Doğulu

Catalina Rojas & Nicoleta Rădulescu

Elaina Halévy & Yves de Metz

Eleanor Shipley & Ayaz Ateş

Eleanor Shipley & Varden Lefebvre

Emilia Lefebvre & Théodore Chaussard

Emine Yalaz & Hasan Demir

Emine Yalaz & Olivier Fontaine

Giordana Rossi & Ayaz Ateş

Giordana Rossi & David Pavoncello

Giordana Rossi & Giorgio Pecatti

Giordana Rossi & Maksim Kurylenko

Giovanna Palazzolo & David Pavoncello

Giovanna Palazzolo & Maksim Kurylenko

Isla Hunt & Maksim Kurylenko

Kathleen Zhao & Francisco Vidal

Lara Rutherford & Anatoly Veselov

Lara Rutherford & Laurent St. Pierre

Leyla Yılmaz & Berat Yalaz

Leyla Yılmaz & Henry García

Lyudmila Korshunova & Konstantin Vorshevsky

Lyudmila Korshunova & Maksim Kurylenko

Lyudmila Korshunova & Mikhail Vorshevsky

Melissa Lin & Gideon Rutherford

Melissa Lin & Vincenzo Vespucci

Nevra Erdoğan & Berat Yalaz

Nevra Erdoğan & Kerem Doğulu

Olivia Coppola & Vincenzo Vespucci

Sofie Dekker & Viktoriya Kurylenko

Sofie Dekker & Théodore Chaussard

Valérie Dautremer & Jean Palfroix

Valérie Dautremer & Varden Lefebvre

Viktoriya Kurylenko & David Pavoncello

Viktoriya Kurylenko & Hasan Demir

Yvonne Rutherford & Ayaz Ateş

Yvonne Rutherford & Henry García

Yvonne Rutherford & Konstantin Vorshevsky

Yvonne Rutherford & Samar Sehgal

Yvonne Rutherford & Théodore Chaussard

Don't forget that if you didn't get a nomination for a character, or would just like a few more of them to have some fun, send me a message and I'll think up a few for you myself. It's not an issue. ♥

[amandacastroworld]

Adult

Teen

Child (After)

Child (Before)

Monica Adult/Woman Godmother/Jorel's Sister

Feature films

Monica Adult x Miraculous

Monica Adult 2: Monica's Gang x My Little Pony

Monica Adult 3: meets Special Agent Oso

Monica Adult 4: Special Friend Pen Pal

Monica Adult 5: meets Pokémon

Monica Adult 6: Big Nate meet Pixie Girl

Monica Adult 7: Monica Adult x WALL-E

Monica Adult 8: Little Flower Save the Day

Monica Adult 9: meets Ant Man

Monica Adult x Jorel's Brother

Monica Adult: Jorel's Brother and Big Nate stay the House at Party

Monica Adult: Miraculous Heroes vs Queen Bully

Monica Adult 10: meet Papa Louie and Friends

Monica Adult vs Evil Jorel's Brother

Monica Adult: meets Sonic and his Friends

Short films:

Monica Adult: Jorel's Brother saves the day

Monica Adult: Little Flower and the Best Friends

Monica Adult: Wedding of Nina and Carlos

Shows:

Monica Adult the Series (Seasons 1, 2 and 3)

Monica Adult and Jorel's Brother (1, and 2)

Monica Adult: Team Godmother and Godfather

Voice

Emma Stone (Adult/speaking)

Jill Scott (singing)

America Young (Teen)

Cassidy Naber (Child)

Inspiration

Monica's Gang

Manolo Sánchez

Marc Anciel

María Posada

Pixie Girl

Elsa

Fairy Godmother

Character information

Full Name

Mônica de Sousa

Other names

Chubby

Bucktoothed Shorty (all insults by the bad boys)

Goat (by Nathaniel)

Aunt (by Toodler Marc)

Mommy (by Monique, Walter and Jimmy Six)

Miss Sousa (by Mailman)

Queen Monica (by Sabrine Chang)

Woman Godmother (by Jorel's Brother, Jorel, Lara and Nico)

Woman Rich (by Raindow Dash)

Jorel's Sister (by Betterfly)

Age:

9 Years 13 Years 19 Years 24 Years 25 Years Years 26

Occupation

Student

Superhero

Babysitter

Actor

Model

Doctor

Nurse

Gamer

Godmother

Godmother Work

Worker of Cafeland

Fashion designer

Maggy/Captian Godmother's boss

Owner of Jimmy Five

Home

Monica's Giga Mansion

Likes

Fighting crime, red dresses, Maggy, Jimmy Five the hero, Smudge, her friends, her powers, Nina, Marc Anciel, Miraculous Heroes, Nathaniel, Raindow Dash, Dotty, Pikachu, Pokemon, help friends healing Nina, Good Gabriel, Marinette and Adrien (Cat Noir and Ladybug), her kids, Magic Rings, Video Games, her pupil Jorel's Brother, Cafeland, Playing a Little Flower, Her Adoptive Sister, Jorel's Brother, Dreams, going to balls, dancing, singing, animals, romance, flowers, money, youtubers, games, French Miraculous superhero team, Flower Miraculous, Dance, Singing

Dislikes

Jimmy Five the villain, being teased, Jimmy Five stealing Samson from her Nina is died, Snakes, Monicuda, Lila Rossi, Jorel's Brother a trouble, Bullying, Wall-Monicuda, Mother and Father's Death, Haters, Her hater, Bullies, Dr. Eggman

Powers and abilities

Super-human strength

Speed

Durability

Agility

Aging

Healing

Regeneration

Senses

Invincibility

Invulnerability

Endurance

Longevity

Intelligence

Flight

Immense strength

Immense surability Leaping Craftiness Agility

Drawing

Magic

Glow-Up

Size Manipulation

Control Size Addition Superhuman Strength Superhuman Durability

Cryokinesis Life creation Extract water memories

Communication with animals

Communication with Jorel's Brother

Superhuman Strength

Invulnerability

Elasticity Shape-shifting Metamorphosis Hand-to hand combat Density alteration

Invisibility Force field generation

See below

Cryokinesis

Paraphernalia

Samson (Bunny)

Magic Wand

Magic Pen

Potions

First Aid

Sword

Shield

Magic Rings

Gold Boots

Flower Miraculous

Tiara 

Gold

Money

Diamond

Crystal

Gold, Money, Diamond and Crystal Headband

Glow-Up Tiara

Magic Headband

Dress

Gifts

Card Gifts

Status

Active

Family information

Parents

Mr. Sousa †  (father)

Luísa Sousa † (mother)

Partner(s)

Jimmy Five (husband)

Nina (Crush/girlfriend)

Other relatives:

Mary Angela (Sister-in-law)

Mr. Five (father-in-law)

Ms. Five (mother-in-law)

Eve-Maggy (Sister-in-law)

Alan (Co Brother-in-law)

Alice and Elena (Nieces)

Alan Jr. (Nephew)

Angel Boy (Adoptive Brother-in-law)

Emma (Niece)

Siblings

Wall-Monica (Twin Sister)

Bibi (Adoptive Sister)

Children

Monique (daughter)

Walter (adoptive son)

Jimmy Six (son)

Jimmy Five Jr. (son)

Jônica and Cenourinha (twins son and daughter)

Guardians

Jorel's Brother and Lara (Guardians)

Pets

Ditto (pet dog)

Sky (Pegasus)

Piot

 Monica is a genius, billionaire, rich, playboy, and philanthropist.

Jimmy Five then decides to send her away to study with the all boys in Paris (Miraculous) in order to curb her rebellious New Face and become a proper adult. When she is sent off, Jimmy Five cries and excuses himself.

Monica, and Maggy returns to Lemon Tree Street ten years later having grown into two beautiful young womans adults (24 years), Marc Anciel, Nathaniel, Mylene and Marinette's Friends becomes Teenages and Lily Anciel (Marc Anciel's Sister) becomes Hair adult

[mistressemmedi]

https://www.tumblr.com/mistressemmedi/718935004722429952/fernando-sleeping-his-way-through-the-whole-media?source=share

Does he have connexions to the MotoGP paddock? Because Alonso is fucking his way there. He dated Rossi ex (Linda Morselli) and 3 of his exes used to be journalist at the MotoGP Paddock (Lara Alvarez, Andrea Schlager and Melissa Jimenez (who is also the daughter of an Aprilia engineering).

My guess on who will be the next on his list? Davide Brivio, used to be in charge of Rossi's finances/projects and used to be team manager of a MotoGP team until Alpine stole him

Brivio and Alonso? 💀 Well... Happy pride to Fernando I guess lmao

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[chaoticrebels]

Like this to receive a starter from one of the following muses: You can either specify whom you want or leave it up to chance cause I put every single name on a wheel of names.

MCU:

Loki

Peter Quill/Starlord

Peter Parker/Spiderman

Storm Lokison

Holden Stark

Disney:

Peter Pan

Tinkerbell

Jim Hawkins

Ariel

Luna Jessenia

Harry Potter:

Draco Malfoy

Raena Lily Potter

Akira Skye Rayne

Anastasia Rose Nott

Galexia Cordelia Malfoy

Fandomless:

Roxas Morningstar

Gavin Zane Rossi

Jakai Holden Alexus

Ryker Kaiden Phoenix

Ashley Jamie Moore

Video Games:

Ji-Woon Hak

Yoichi Asakawa 

Leon S. Kennedy

Nathan Drake

Ellie

Lara Croft

Stranger Things:

Steve Harrington

Eddie Munson

Billy Hargrove

Styles McKenzie Corbyn

Roxxi Hargrove

Carter Harrington

Twyla Luna Nyx

Dakota Harrington

Noah Sykes

Kairi Sykes

Special Guest:

Matteo Alister Drakos

Makena Taylor Monroe 

Kataleya Rose Bynes 

Jupiter Morgan Winters

[nyctcphiliacs]

open to: m/f/nb muse: Lara Rossi: the producer

"I do not need this shit right now; I have enough on my fucking plate. I do not need you walking in and dumping more shit on it."

[kwebtv]

The Watch  -  BBC America  -  January 3, 2021  -  Present

Fantasy / Science Fiction (8 episodes)

Running Time:  60 minutes

Stars:

Sam Adewunmi as Carcer Dun

Matt Berry as voice of Wayne, a sword

Anna Chancellor as Lord Vetinari

Marama Corlett as Corporal Angua von Überwald

Richard Dormer as Captain Sam Vimes

James Fleet as the Archchancellor of Unseen University

Adam Hugill as Constable Carrot Ironfoundersson

Craig MacRae as Death / Sergeant Detritus

Ralph Ineson as the voice of Sergeant Detritus

Hakeem Kae-Kazim as Captain John Keel

Jo Eaton-Kent as Corporal Cheery Littlebottom

Ruth Madeley as Throat

Bianca Simone Mannie as Wonse

Ingrid Oliver as Doctor Cruces

Wendell Pierce as voice of Death

Lara Rossi as Lady Sybil Ramkin

Paul Kaye as Inigo Skimmer

Joe Vaz as Urdo van Pew

Trevor Frost as young Sam Vimes

[throwbackmovie]

Lara Rossi as Obianaju Washington in IRON SKY: THE COMING RACE – 2019

[madlovenovelist]

Book Review – ‘Starflight’ (#1 Starflight) by Melissa Landers

‘Firefly’ meets ‘Overboard’ in this found family romp across space. Genre: Y/A, Science Fiction, Adventure No. of pages: 362 Life in the outer realm is a lawless, dirty, hard existence, and Solara Brooks is hungry for it. Just out of the orphanage, she needs a fresh start in a place where nobody cares about the engine grease beneath her fingernails or the felony tattoos across her knuckles.…