#late night chef 👌👌👌

[the-better-rainbow-unikitty]

Why do I always want to make pancakes in the middle of the night. This is like the third time this has happened.

Making pancakes like a pro(fessional sleep defier) (is that word even real)(anyway)

[merakiui]

I absolutely love how you wrote tmdg jade so, so ,SO MUCH !!! I'm all in for soft yanderes that's completely whipped and tmdg was just absolutely *chef's kiss* 👌👌👌 💋

But all the other ideas on your blog about reader being into fictional characters or reader using jade to gain experience makes me wonder what would happen if you combine all those ideas.

Like what would happen if the reader reads fanfics? And wants to experience those things and Jade is gladly opting to help.

Imagine reader barging into his room (not that he minds) and showing him something they read, saying she wants to test out to see if it's accurate and when he reads what it is, it's a whole smut fic

I'm imagining it all starts out with reader testing out the fluff fics first then it progresses to intense smut 😭

AAAAAA OTL this is such a fun idea!!! It starts so innocent at first. You read a cute fanfic about first dates and holding hands and sharing a meal Lady and the Tramp style, and Jade offers to make your dreams come true by recreating that in real life. You refuse to call it a real date, even though that's what Jade secretly wants, so instead you refer to it as practice. The date/practice is very fun; it feels just like the fanfic! Jade's very dutiful about sticking to the source material, but he does stray from the script a few times. <3

Omg and the practice eventually evolving into hardcore smut. 😵‍💫 Jade's staying up late into the night reading the smut you send him over and over to gauge an idea of your tastes. You're so shameless in sharing your hobby with him and he loves you for it. He'll make note of common tropes that show up in the various smut fics you send him, and he's more than willing to try all of it with you. Fwb built on testing the validity of fanfics... it's an idea perfect for Jade.

Maybe he even starts looking into fanfics for himself because he's so curious and he sends you some of the ones he's read and asks if you'll help recreate them with him. It's only fair, right? He helped you live your fantasies, so now it's time you return the favor. He promises (lies) that he will limit the creampies to five at the very least (lies).

[bjyxobsessed]

I had to take a while to digest all that was Xiao Zhan in Milan last week so pardon the late post 😅

I have to regularly remind myself (in order to not drop completely into delulu-land) that it’s entirely possible that the man could have a wife and a 2 year old hidden away somewhere… But after Gucci last week, I appreciate him reminding me the chances of that are near impossible…

Because this outfit feels gay AF 🔥🔥🔥

It’s like he’s ready for a hot night at the BDSM club…

Nobody is going to let their husband step out in public like that… (Now, a boyfriend on the other hand…😏)

And then TODAY, we got the video…

And let me tell you, I enjoyed the hell out of this.

Because it feels like one of the rare times we get to see Xiao Zhan really embraced who he is (instead of who his fans want to pretend he is)…

The choice of using the Billie Eilish song is 😘👌 {chef’s kiss}… It goes SO WELL with the vibe of the outfit and really embraces the sexy “I’m not who you think I am”, kinky AF energy.

This man gets up to some 🔥 shit in the bedroom… And let’s be honest we’ve known this for a LONG time given the bdsm bunny shirt and the CQL bts discussions of choking kinks (among other things)… 😏

SAME ENERGY

[onyourowndaisymae]

Hey Daisy!

Idk whether you still accept requests for the 500 follower event (especially since I already asked one), but could you write prompt #10 "i think we fucked up" for Solomon with the same reader I requested prior (as in a gn/f reader)? Thanks in advance💙

P.s. I loved the latest Sol thirst you wrote, it's just *chef kiss*👌 perfect

ahh yes i do still accept requests for the 500 follower event, so thank you for requesting! and i'm SO GLAD people liked the sol thirst omg. it came to me from literally nowhere. here it is if you didn't see it already (i am proud)

this is specifically set in the nightbringer timeline and inspired the "why can't i come home?" chat

content + warnings: solomon x gn! reader (can be read as platonic if you're affectionate in general), reader is implied to be shorter than solomon

word count: 540

"i think we fucked up."

"who the fuck is we?"

you stare in disbelief at the scene before you. viscous goop runs down the walls of the kitchen. the color is some horrific purple-- you're not sure if it's from solomon's terrible cooking or whatever made the dish explode in the first place-- and the mystery meal sizzles a little as it comes in contact with the drywall.

solomon's not looking at you. he's staring at the burner in a quiet, contained panic, his index knuckle trapped between his teeth as he thinks on what might have possibly gone wrong. his face is one of a man who knows what he's done wrong and is trying very hard to rationalize it in his head.

"... nothing exploded until you came home? so really, this is..."

he trails off, like he realizes the folly in trying to pin this on you.

you want to be mad. you want to be so pissed off at him for making this mess. he knew he wasn't supposed be in the kitchen, and that's why the sneaky bastard waited until you were supposed to be gone at the house of lamentation to craft his wretched creation. you knew this would happen. he knew this would happen. why did solomon insist on cooking when he was so god-awful about it?

but then you sigh, defeated.

you had told him the night previous that you were a little stressed by your obligations lately-- to the brothers, to diavolo, to the future of the devildom. when you arrived home after his suspicious texts, you found him in the kitchen, sleeves rolled up, begging you to just give him five more minutes to finish the dinner he was making for you. it was a terrible idea, really, to leave him alone this long.

he may be an idiot, but at least he was considerate.

solomon's arms wrap around your shoulders from behind as your eyes squeeze shut. maybe if you close your eyes, this will all go away? his lips find temple, and he begins to press soft, apologetic kisses across your skin.

"i'm sorry... i should have listened to you. i just wanted to do something nice for you..."

"you almost set the kitchen on fire, solomon."

"... i didn't think it was going to do that."

silence. he's practically holding his breath in anticipation. as aloof as he usually acts, you can tell he's really hoping you'll forgive him for this.

"well," you start. "i'm going to go grab us something from hell's kitchen. and when i return, i'd really love to have that mess gone."

he squeezes your shoulders in a tight hug and kisses your cheek again. you can feel his muscles relax against your body as he waltzes out of the metaphorical doghouse.

"yes! i'll get everything cleaned up before you get home to make it up to you. that's the least i can do."

the sorcerer scurries off to gather cleaning supplies. you call after him to get his order, but he's gone in the blink of an eye and you don't have the energy to chase after him.

you're starting to think you're never going to get a day of peace in the devildom.

[500 follower event masterlist] // [obey me masterlist]

[literaphobe]

hi (again) this is the anon who was catching up on tvl!! i binge read chapters 5-8 last night and HOLY SHIT i have so much to say but no idea where to start jdfgjdfhkdsk since the latest chapter is fresh in my mind i have to tell you that marinette getting annoyed at HERSELF because she doesn’t know that SHE’S adrien’s girlfriend-but-not-really killed me. probably one of my favourite parts so far tbh… hashtag just superhero in a situationship things!!

keep doing what you’re doing because this entire fic has been *chef’s kiss* so far 👌

omg going from 5-8 is CRAZYYYYY i hope that was a fun ride anon. guys what’s the biggest tvl catch up any of u have done. like 1-8 sudden binge doesn’t fully count to me bc that’s just like someone deciding to read tvl BUT has anyone gone from 2-8 or 3-7 or something wild

also BLUSHES im so glad u guys like the direction tvl has been taking i truly just really have worked so so hard on this fic and ultimately i want to tell a good fun story and to entertain u all heheheheeh

also also im not done replying to All the ch7 comments ITS BEEN SOME BUSY DAYS but i swear i will get on my computer and give u all all the love and appreciation u deserve 🫶 in the mean time to anyone who’s done chapterly comments as they catch up to or binge tvl or to anyone who has commented anything lovely at all PLEASE know u guys are the best thing about waking up in mornings… u guys r the reason for the late nights and long hours I spend poring over tvl making sure i get everything just the way i want it……….

[im-his-druidess]

I think I'll never have enough of ABO dynamics, always feels like there's so little about that for the moon boys 😩

So, I'm thinking about a classic trope where Alpha!Steven (you don't know about Marc and Jake yet, maybe?) and you /omega/ are good friends (but actually just two idiots pining for each other).

Then one day you feel like you're going into heat, which doesn't make sense because is not time yet, so you're not prepared for it. So you rush home to try and find suppresants or something that maybe you left around to help you on those times, but you don't have anything.

Starting to panic, and now being further in your heat, you cannot go out and buy things for yourself. So you message Steven to help you on that, if possible ASAP.

But maybe Steven is not fronting at that right moment, so when he fronts again he finally sees your messages /just a little bit late/, and worries so much, goes as fast as he can to buy what you need and rushes to your place. But when he arrives your heat has already fully started, and suppresants won't work now, so there's only one option 😏

But sweet Steven doesn't want you to hate him after that if you two have sex 🥺🥺 and tries to offer some other options, but your scent in a closed space and constant begging, it's so hard to resist 😩😩 Until he feels his rut being triggered by your heat 😳😳

So you eventually confess each other, how much you two have been thinking about each other and then give in to your urges 😩🔥 And all the time Steven is talking to you, asking if everything is ok, and begging you to say to him how much you want it 💘 You two fuck all night until your heat and his rut calm a little just to let you sleep

And maybe next morning, you're still asleep but your heat is coming back again, so the scent wakes him up, but is not Steven 😳but Marc, who knows about you and also pins for you, but he thinks about you as Steven's and is trying so hard to not wake you up and fuck you himself 😩 Then you wake up and unaware that is not Steven, you straight up start another round, and Marc so affected by everything, silently surrenders to you 😩🔥

And alright I got carried away, didn't mean to write that much, I'll stop there *ninja smoke bomb*

There's never enough A/B/O 😩

You just pop in my inbox, drop a whole fic, and ninja away?? 😤😤

But seriously this was fantastic and I really don't know what to add because this was *chef's kiss* perfect! 💙

I'm also a total slut for Reader falling for Steven and unintentionally having sex with a pining Marc/Jake 🥴👌🔥

(ALSO the emoji journey you had literally had me cackling for some reason 😆)

[hulijingemperor2]

~~ a few nights back~~

Yanli: *snuggling* Zixuan.

Zixuan: *kisses* A-li.

Yanli: Ruhua is asleep.

(Ruhua is Xuanli's 1 month old baby)

Zixuan: excellent. *caresses her face* so what's up.

Yanli: oh you know what's up.

Zixuan: *blush*

You're really flirty tonight. Why? Are you jealous of Jiang cheng?

Yanli: no! Now come on, peacock. Say something naughty.

Zixuan: *flushed* uhhhh.......I don't know how.

Yanli: you got no rizz. Where's your rizz?

Zixuan: wait A-li. I won't disappoint. Ehem.

I, I like the taste of your lips.

Yanli: *giggles* ah, at least you tried.

Zixuan: did it impress you?

Yanli: of course it did. You're really cute.

*kisses*

Zixuan: wait a sec.

*pours some special tea*

Yanli: you can't leave the tea alone, Mr Emperor?

Zixuan: A-li it's not ordinary tea. I got it from a friend.

Yanli: (teasing) you have friends?.....I mean *laughing* from which friend?

Zixuan: Gongyi xiao. From the prosperous Huan Hua sect.

Yanli: ohhh. The one who looks like A-ling.

Zixuan: right!

He said that the tea would act as an aphrodisiac.

Yanli: what does this teen know about that?!!! I'm concerned.

Zixuan: maybe his elders told him.

He said that if I drink it and the fem energy is higher than the male energy then I can become pregnant.

Yanli: ahhhh.

Zixuan: wait wait, hold your horses. My energy is higher than yours.

Yanli: how are you so sure?

Zixuan: because I'm a cultivator and emperor. And you're my wife.

Yanli: *rolls eyes* that's your explanation?

Zixuan: yea?

Was it good?

Yanli: and you wonder why you get punched in the face.

Zixuan: A-li.

Yanli: quickly drink your concoction so we can continue.

Zixuan: right! *gulps it down*

Zixuan: *peacock feathers opens*

Yanli: WAWW!!! Come to Yanyan, you hot emperor!

Zixuan: of course. *winks*

Yanli: *blushing*

Zixuan: *pulls her into a desired papapa*

~~~

Recently~

In the morning.

Attendants: good morning, Huangdi.

Zixuan: *sigh* morning.

Jintang: what would you like for breakfast, huangdi?

Zixuan: the chefs haven't made it yet?! How dare they!!

Jintang: but Huangdi that's your order. You told us to ask you what you want to eat. And while they prepare it, you would lay in bed and relax.

Zixuan: ugh! You're right. Where's that Nie!

Jintang: maybe still sleeping, Huangdi.

Zixuan: how dare he sleep without my permission.

That's it! I'm selling him to team dimple.

Jintang: Huangdi. Forgive me for asking, but are you in a good mood today?

Zixuan: do I look like I'm in a good mood. I feel nauseous and gasy.

Jintang: oh my.

I'll get a physician right away.

But what would you like to eat?

Zixuan: the spiciest food item you can find. It better be spicy.

Jintang: I'll tell the chefs. And get the physicians.

Yanli: *coming in, with little Ruhua in her arms (they went on a walk)* what happened Zixuan?

Zixuan: A-Li Huaisang and my servants want to kill me.

Yanli: oh no.

Zixuan: but for some reason I feel cranky.

Huaisang: *entering* Huangdi, Huanghou.

Your tea.

Zixuan: *death stare*

Huaisang: *gulps* may I have permission to speak to you.

Zixuan: why are you asking? I heard your voice already.

Now why did you wake up late? Are you the emperor? Should I come and give you some tea~ Huangdi? Soon I will, ok. Just relax.

Do you want me to do a dance too. *wiggles* I'm I attractive?

Yanli: A-Xuan that's too savage.

Zixuan: so.

Huaisang: I'm sorry ok. I had to sweep the steps of jinlintai yesterday.

Zixuan: that has nothing to do with me. Anyways thanks for the tea.

Huaisang: and thank you for not selling me to team dimple.

Zixuan: I was this close! 👌 to selling your crusty behind.

Huaisang: (someone help)

Got to go start my chores.

Zixuan: you better.

You're already late.

~

Physician: greetings Huangdi.

How are you feeling.

Zixuan: nauseous, moody, and I feel like I'm allergic to ugly people.

Physician: ahaha. Let me give you a check up.

Zixuan: thanks.

You won't use needles right?

Physician: no Huangdi.

Yanli: *laughing*

Zixuan: A-li, don't laugh at me. *sobs*

Physician: *bows* congratulations Huangdi and Huanghou you're pregnant!!

Zixuan: Yanli?!!

Yanli: Zixuan?!!

Zixuan: you're pregnant again?

Yanli: no.

Zixuan: are you sure?!

Yanli: I would know if I'm pregnant Zixuan.

Zixuan: so what? I should know if I'm pregnant too?

Yanli: well that's expected.

Both: who's pregnant?!

Physician: Huangdi is.

And I think you might be having twins.

Zixuan: *screaming*

Yanli: awww.

Zixuan: *sniffles* A-li, what about my bikini body? My abs?!

Yanli: Xuanxuan, you'll be fine!

Zixuan: so I won't turn into a shriveled up prune?

The only prune I know is Jiang cheng. No offense. *cries*

Yanli: *trying to hold in her laughter*

Zixuan: speaking of Jiang cheng, where is he?! The audacity of abandoning me in such a time. It's not good for the babies.

Jintang: should I call him, your majesty?

Zixuan: no. Let him stay there. I'm upset with him.

Yanli: how is he supposed to know that you're pregnant, Xuanxuan?

Zixuan: instincts I guess. We have a good chemistry.

*dramatically* he certainly doesn't love his emperor.

Yanli: Xuan how to handle you.

~~

Jing Manor 📍.

Mo xuanyu: *filing A-Yao's nails* Yao gege, do you know A-Qing and our Song'er like each other.

Yao: aww yes I do. Well only on Song'er's side.

Xue yang: lol Jiggy you knew already?!

Yao: yea, cuz he's my son. He tells me everything.

Xue yang: is this a plan to control the Jianghu. You two think that you can seduce everyone with your dimples.

Yao: *laughs* and it happened?

Xue yang: you're right.

Su she: Huangdi and Dianxia can't stop being gorgeous. It's a fact.

Mo xuanyu: I know right. Yao gege, tell Song'er that A-Qing likes him back.

Yao: no no. I don't want to interfere in anything.

Let everything fall into place naturally.

Mo xuanyu: mn, ok Yao gege.

Su she: they'll make an adorable couple.

I'm rooting for them.

Mo xuanyu: same. I love young love. It reminds me of my crush on Yao gege.

Xue yang: I know right.

Yao: and fortunately A-qing will get a very high status, being A-Song's gf.

Su she: ah, beautiful.

Well we have to teach her about the art of simping.

Xue yang: and some manners too.

Yao: lol that's not necessary. She's really decent and well mannered.

Mo xuanyu: we'll give her the team D touch up, Yao gege. Don't worry.

We work miracles.

Like look at Xichen. We're still working on him, but he's still presentable.

Su she: I don't think he can meet team dimple's standards.

Yao: what do you want him to do? *laughing* poor Huan.

Su she: to be eaten by xue yang's fierce corpses.

Mo xuanyu: maybe buy you a country.

Xue yang: to stop stressing out team D.

Yao: lol.

Xiying: *entering* your majesty.

Xuan Huangdi wants you to come check him.

Yao: ohh. Must be urgent.

I'll be there.

~~

Peacock empire 📍

Yao and team d: *entering*

Attendants: greetings Hulijing Huangdi.

Jinling: xiao shushu!!! *hugs*

Yao: A-ling! My sweetheart. *kisses his forehead*

Jinling: did you bring anything for me, Xiao shushu?

Yao: of course. Here's 400 taels. Spend it wisely..

Jinling: you're the best!

Jinling: Mo shushu!

Mo xuanyu: A-ling! Of course I have something for you too.

Here you go.

Xue yang: this kid is uncle hopping.

Yao: as he should.

Jinling: those are MY uncles! It has nothing to do with you.

Yao: *strokes head* A-ling, don't quarrel.

Darling how's your A-Die?

Jinling: sometimes I don't know whats wrong with A-Die. Jiujiu says that A-Die is a diva.

Xue yang: that's right.

Su she: yea. Just like A-Yao.

Jintang: hulijing Huangdi, thank goodness you're here. I'll escort you to Huangdi.

Yao: sure.

Now what's wrong with him?

Jintang: he.....he's pregnant. With twins.

Yao: WHAT?!!!

Jinling: *almost collapses*

Su she: how?!!!

Mo xuanyu: awwwww.

Xue yang: Yanli got him pregnant. Ahahahahahahaha.

Huaisang: *entering, with something written on his forehead*

*crying* San geeeeee. Save me from that monstrosity.

Mo xuanyu: Yao gege isn't a miracle worker. He can't save you from yourself

Su she: *laughing* xuanyu, that's rude.

Xue yang: *reading what's on Huaisang's forehead* STOP COMPLAINING.

Lol.

Yao: who did that to you?

Huaisang: Sang ge!!! Zixuan asked me to change his curtains in one of the sitting areas, and I said I did it two months ago. Why do i have to do it again.

Then he *cries* asked his attendants to do this to meeeeee.

Mo xuanyu: dude, you shouldn't chat back to your boss.

Yao: ohhhh poor you. Huaisang, please don't cause any trouble.

Huaisang: one time I sneezed in his presence and he sent me into quarantine *sobs*

Xue yang: because he can't afford to get sick. Especially when he's pregnant.

Yao: right.

Huaisang: Sang ge. I miss you.

Mo xuanyu: and team dimple?

Huaisang: no!

Yao: aww. But I like to see you work for Zish.

Huaisang: it's a nightmare.

~~

Yao: *entering* Zishie.

Zixuan: *outstretched arms* Foxy.

Yao: *hugs*

Zixuan: you got the news right?

Yao: yea Zishie. And congratulations.

Zixuan: thanks. Keep hugging me.

Yao: I'm holding you.

Zixuan: A-Yao what to do?

Where to push them out.

Xue yang: through your Zishussy.

I mean...your royal Zishussy

Su she: *containing his laugh*

Zixuan: *terrified* m...my what?

Mo xuanyu: yangyang, don't scare him.

Zixuan: Yaoyao, will I still look fab?

Yao: of course. You're forever glamorous.

Zixuan: aww! *sobs* you make me so happy!

I want you to help me with the children ok?

Cuz you're an amazing uncle.

Yao: Zishie, of course I'll help you.

Lemme order some tea for you.

Someone, get him some green tea.

Zixuan: with a dash of lime. I want something sour.

Yao: ahah, sure.

With a dash lime please.

Jintang: yes, right away, Hulijing Huangdi.

Zixuan: A-Yao can you believe Jiang cheng.

He left his pregnant emperor husband

Yao: oh poor thing.

Su she: ugh, what do Jiang cheng do all day.

Mo xuanyu: my emperor brothers need him and he's nowhere to be seen.

Xue yang: should I kidnap him?

Zixuan: no. I don't want to see his face.

Yao: it's not good for the baby.

Zixuan: babies.

Yao: babies.

Zixuan: Foxy, can I hug you as a fox?

Yao: sure. *turns into a fox*

Zixuan: *snuggles*

Ah and thank you team dimple for supporting me as well.

Mo xuanyu: anytime Xuan gege!!

Su she: cuz you like my Huangdi.

Xue yang: do you need a hitman, peacock?

Zixuan: haha no.

Zixuan: *looking down at foxyao in his arms* Foxy, how's Song'er and his crush?

Yao: he's great! And I see sparks flying.

Zixuan: awww.

Jintang: here's your sour tea, Huangdi.

Zixuan: thank you. And don't make it sound like that.

Jintang: alright alright. Where's the hulijing Huangdi?

Zixuan: *shows him foxyao in his arms.

Jintang: ohhhh. How cute.

Yao: put me down, I want to turn back to my human form.

Zixuan: sure.

Yao: *turns back* Zish, I returned Zixun to Jinlintai, but under house arrest.

Zixuan: why? Isn't he your prisoner.

Yao: yea, and Song'er suggested that he work as well, like get firewood and other minor things

But I realised that his associates wanted to break him out.

Zixuan: the guy has associates?

Xue yang: but I killed them. Hehe.

Yao: they were sent by Madam Jin.

Zixuan: ooo, that makes sense. Why does A-niang want to release a criminal. Anyways.

Yao: I sent him back because Song'er was feeling unwell. And I didn't want a war or some kind of attack to happen.

Zixuan: that's smart. Protect Song'er and your empire ok.

Yao: mhm.

Zixuan: now A-Yao, tell me who would these children resemble?

Me, A-li or Jiang cheng?

Yao: obviously a mixture of you and Yanli.

But how did Jiang cheng get there? *laughing*

Zixuan: the Jiang genes, A-Yao. The Jiang genes are strong.

Jinling acts a lot like Jiang cheng.

And my little Ruhua looks a lot like me, but has A-li's eyes.

Yao: aww.

Yanli: *entering* speaking of Ruhua. Here she is!

Zixuan: aww. Huahua! *holds her* my baby Gongzhu. *kisses*

Yao: she's so adorable.

Zixuan: Huahua, your uncle Foxy says that you're adorable.

Ruhua: *smile*

Zixuan: *hands her to A-Yao* go to your uncle Foxy.

Yao: *holds her in his arms* Huahua. Baby. Little Gongzhu.

You'll be quite spoilt, won't you. *kisses*

Zixuan: so precious.

Yao: would you spend out all your A-Die's money?

Huh? Don't worry. Your uncle Yao will spoil you.

Ruhua: *takes his hat strings and puts in her mouth.*

Yao: oh Huahua, you want to eat my hat?

Yanli: *giggling*

Zixuan: awwww.

Our Huahua will certainly be spoilt.

Yao: definitely.

Zixuan: I think I have sort of a competition. A-li makes some beautiful children.

Yao: hmm.

Yanli: how are you feeling Xuanxuan?

Zixuan: a bit sleepy. But I'm fine.

Yanli: ohh. You should take a rest then.

Yao: right. *strokes Zixuan's forehead* take some rest.

I got to go.

Zixuan: bye Yaoyao.

Yao: and have some of your sour tea.

Zixuan: of course!

Sometimes, Yaoyao, I feel that you're the older brother.

Yao: because you need supervision at all times, baby Zixuan.

Zixuan: *gasps* Yaoyao. I'm not a baby.

You're the baby.

Keeps getting lost.

Yao: when did I get lost. *laughing*

Zixuan: I don't know, but you look like you get lost easily. And dimples attract kidnappers.

Yao: lol.

Do you think team dimple will let that happen.

[beanboisforbrains]

👌😍🎉🤔☘

resisting the urge to send all of them at once

🤔☘ answered here! Answering the rest out of order because the last one is long LMAOOO

👌 What are some matsu duos that you think are underrated?

WAKABA BABEYYYYY! CYBER AS WELL! NEARLY ALL THE CHORO DUOS TBH. Choromatsu has incredible middle child energy, its so fun seeing him try to be a big brother to Jyushimatsu and Todomatsu, especially when they call him out. Combined with the fact that he flip flops between being nagging mom friend and intensely delusional, it makes his interactions a real treat.

Also, up until like 3 months ago, parka wasn’t on my radar at all. Then I saw a parka compilation on youtube and my third eye opened. They’re so cute, I like parka a lot. I think they’re kind of underrated and I can’t believe I didn’t even think about them until recently sfkjds.

🎉 What do you like most in a skit?

I like sextuplet centric ones that take place in the “canon” timeline. When the six of them are together and the duo interactions makes different aspects of their personality shine, its just soooo *chefs kiss*. Even silly little skits, like Totty Quiz and all The Late Night Himatsuya skits, bring the biggest smile to my face. UGH skits where there’s a balance between being nice to each other and being absolutely brutal, LIKE ACCIDENT, OH MAN *EVEN BIGGER CHEFS KISS*

😍 What’s a moment that made you fall in love with your favourite character?

I love you for asking this but also do you know what you’ve unleashed.

Before watching the show, I was already prepped and primed for becoming a Karamatsu girl. One year and a half of screenshots and clips about this man from someone trying to get me to watch ososan... I didn’t know much about the show, but I knew blue man funny and cute. 

I also really liked his design, even though they mostly looked the same to me back then skdfnskd. HIS SUNGLASSES AND LEATHER JACKET LOOKS GOOD OKAY. AND HIS ROLLED UP SLEEVES!!! His bravado was/is so cringe but also endearing? From the clips I saw, it seemed like he really cared about his brothers and wanted the best for them.

When I started watching season 1 EVERYONE WAS SO MEAN TO HIM 😭😭😭 S1 OSOSAN WAS SO RUDE TO HIM FR

Thus began the babygirlification of Karamatsu Matsuno. I was like damn nobody love you in canon, so I’m going to love you. I liked the fact that he was still nice to his brothers even though they could be so aggressive to him. BUT I ALSO LIKED THE FACT THAT HE JOINED IN ON THEIR STUPID TRASHY ANTICS. I LIKED WHEN THE NARRATIVE WAS DEPICTING THEM AS ASSHOLES, HE WASN’T EXCLUDED. 

I’m glad I didn’t interact with the fandom until I caught up to season 2 and had already formed my own opinions about the bros, because I can definitely see myself warping my interpretation to fit the fandom standard. Karamatsu was the nice oneTM but from season 1 there were moments where we could peak behind the curtain, behind the façade. His actions were so outrageous, I was like okay, at least some of it’s got to be an act. Moments where his bravado falls because things aren’t going his way and he gets all whiny are some of the best. IT’S THE GAP MOE APPEAL.

SORRY, BACK TO THE INITIAL QUESTION. WHAT MADE ME FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM? S1EP24 WHEN HE DECKED OSOMATSU IN THE FACE. 

Honestly at this point, Karamatsu only had a slight edge above the rest. I liked all the bros relatively equally. And then Osomatsu kicked Jyushimatsu in a huge oh shit moment. Immediately followed by oh shit moment #2; Karamatsu punches Osomatsu and drags him outside.

Emotion 1: Super surprised. Karamatsu has been wimpy this entire season, but when it comes to his family, he’s able to recognize the responsibility he holds as the second son. He can confront even the oldest if its to protect his brothers.

Emotion 2: That was kinda…THAT WAS KINDA… 😳 😳 😳 Karamatsu stepping up was so insanely attractive to me LMAOFIDSJKKDJFS

Once he truly got his hooks in, there was no escaping. Now practically everything he does I find fascinating/lovable/endearing/s-se-*gunshots*

I know I just spent 400+ words describing what I like about Karamatsu BUT I STILL THINK ITS VERY HARD TO PUT INTO WORDS WHY EXACTLY I LOVE HIM. ITS JUST THE VIBE. Something about him activates the “go stupid” part of my brain so intensely. I just want to

[mystxmomo]

I love Izuru's sweet tooth late night raids T_T I also especially love how you write him in these early stages where he's kinda lost and stubborn doing things like making himself sick with junk food and breaking the rules cause he's not quite "Izuru Kamukura" yet. He's just this superpowered 17 year old who's upset and maybe even scared and sulking about it. Its 👌 *chef's kiss*

Honestly?? Me too. 

I think about beginning stage Kamukura CONSTANTLY bro. Because you’re right, he’s not The Kamukura Izuru yet. He’s just this kid going in and out of surgery thats got more in his skillset then he knows how to handle. He’s being told he’s perfect, this tool for hope, but also knows he’s being mistreated. And he’s just.. so tired all the time.

Like, you don’t end up with a person like Gestures Vaguely Izuru Kamukura unless you horribly fucked up raising him. Kamukura reads entirely a result of his circumstance. And like?? Idk man, thats something I want to play with.

[stilemawillow]

Willow!!! Is that what may I call you??? Hehehe 🎉🎉HAPPY NEW YEAR!!🎉🎉 ITS A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ME COZ I JUST READ A POEM FOR THE RIGHT PERSON💖 AND I JUST I WAS SO EXCITED TO READ💓 AND AT THE SAME TIME I DONT WANT TO FINISH READING IT SO I TAKE THE WORDS DELIVIOUSLY SLOWLY AS I READ💗!!! im that anon who asked for the part 2 btw hihihi thank you so much for writing it and sharing it😘 you just made my welcome new year a whole lot super💪 better and awesome👌!! I LOVE IT THE FIC I 💗LOVE💗 SO MUCH its everything what i was looking for as a continuation! AND THE POEM OHY GAD DONT MAKE ME START ITS SO LOVELY💓💓💓 I love it that our freak is a level headed individual who knows bounderies and realities even though freak's a dreamer and clumsy! You just made me love levi mooooore you interpretation of him is chef kiss i love the sorrys 😢part of the poem and levi reaction!!! AND THE KISSS tho just the corner of his lips but woooh i dunno why iteared up!!😢 I also love the part where reader told levi that its no use to make us hate him coz its just make our case growing 💖😂💖I love wvey BITS of it thaNk you again!!! And HAPPY NEW YEAAAAR !!! 😘😘😘😘

(happy new year to you too, even though i'm answering pretty late and yes, calling me willow's perfectly fine!)

honestly left speechless, you wrote a whole essay and i feel spamming you with thank you won't even be enough to express how touched i am by the fact you enjoyed it! but truly, thank you, thank you, thank you for reading and being so kind and for taking the time to type this up, it made my day! stay safe and i hope you have a nice day/night! <33

[melodiousramblings]

If you're doing the "OTP Questions" thing... Zemyx then 🌚👌

A few days late, but here you go!!! :3

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

Zexion would probably make more money than Demyx but Demyx would totally spend more, instantly buying anything he thinks Zexion would like. Books, interesting knick knacks, cute/innovative kitchen things, etc.

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?

They both do, but usually more Demyx. He’ll sprawl himself across Zexion’s lap and enjoy the warmth. When Zexion’s having trouble relaxing or can’t get to sleep, he’ll rest his head in Dem’s lap and Demyx will play him soft music.

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

Demyx is of course the naked one. Zexion doesn’t so much yell as chide him if they’re expecting company. Or tell him to stop leaving his clothes all over the floor.

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

They both have shitty sleep schedules but Zexion is worse, constantly staying up to read. Demyx is forever reminding him to PLEASE GET SOME DAMN SLEEP ZEXION FFS.

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

Demyx burned something really badly once and now he’s not allowed to cook without master chef Zexion’s supervision. Btw, Zexion’s cookies are absolutely to die for.

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?

“Ha! Zexion, look, this is so us!”“…..I wouldn’t do that.”

“Zexion! Zexion! Look, it’s us!”“…Demyx, no.”

“Zeeeeeeeeeexiiiioooonnnn-”“That’s more Axel and Roxas.”

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

Zexion can’t help it that Demyx’s shirts smell so nice. Besides, Zexion’s just a little too small for his clothes to fit Demyx.

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”

I think they’d share the errand-running. But Demyx needs more reminding of things.

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?

They both drive, but Demyx would be the type to take detours and go whatever way he feels like, even if it’s different every time, while Zexion follows exact directions. So when Demyx is driving, Zexion will have to correct his path every now and then like a tired, human GPS. When Zexion’s driving, Demyx busies himself with the radio or the scenery outside the window.

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?

Neither are really artists. Zexion would refuse to pose though.

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

Backfilps = physical exertion = sweat, which is “ew, gross” for Demyx. But I don’t really see Zexion doing backflips either. He’d figure out another way through the lasers that requires minimal effort. So uuuuuhhh?

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

Zexion’s not a big drinker. Demyx might overdo it if friends are over though. Axel and Xigbar are horrible influences.

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

Going back to #1, this would be Demyx. Miniature books, fun tea infusers, etc.

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

In an AU setting, Demyx keeps using Zexion’s last name. Zexion secretly enjoys it and doesn’t correct him.

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?

“Demyx, stop screaming.” *Zexion places a cup over the spider.*

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?

Headcanon that Demyx is generally always warmer than Zexion. He’ll happily share his jacket/hoodie/coat with Zexion.

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

AU time again. Ummm. N(erd)LOSR? I don’t think Marluxia would really -threaten- Zexion, maybe more carefully warn him not to hurt his precious baby brother?

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

I’m a fan of them dancing around each other until Zexion decides to take charge and ask Demyx out. But Dem just blurting it out is good too.

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

Zexion would be a book parent. Researches everything. Demyx wings it. But they’d balance each other out. Dem keeps Zexion from being too strict, Zexion keeps Demyx from being too reckless and spoilery.

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

Come on, this one’s pretty obvious. Hell, Demyx even throws in emojis instead of words and it drives Zexion crazy.

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

They can both handle themselves well enough, but PopularKid!Demyx will totally jump to Nerd!Zexion’s rescue.

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

Demyx has so many puns. So many. So much sighing from Zexion.

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?

“Demyx, what is in your shirt?”“Huh? There’s nothing in my shirt.”*Bark bark*“Demyx.”“There’s nothing in my shirt!!!”

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

Zexion both refuses to give and take piggyback rides. That’s way too undignified for him.

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

At Dem’x concerts, Zexion maybe claps a little louder than the average person, but he won’t go wild. Demyx on the other hand, will totally go all soccer-parent and be the loudest one.

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?

;D Oh hey, I already have a fic about this. 

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?

Uhhh, I guess Demyx would give Zexion the makeover? But he loves Zexion just the way he is, sooo *shrugs*.

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?

Look, Zexion having a cat is my fucking jam. But for the sake of this question, maybe he’d have like a snake or a tarantula and poor, poor Demyx won’t step within 10 feet of it.

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?

Demyx is the taller one, so he gets to be the designated umbrella holder.

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

Zexion would pick a place that would provide optimal enjoyment for both of them, so someplace with a beach, a bookstore, and good places to eat. They just spend a lot of time together. Demyx takes aaaaaall the pictures.